Official Match Thread Season 38, Round 18 Coney Island Warriors v East Side Hawks at Van Cortlandt Park

[TheInjuryFactory]

You can give us the updates for the other Test match going on! I saw the Windies' new opener nearly made a century against Bangladesh.

But how many shield runs has he made this summer?

 

[spudmaster]

Nah been pretty mild over here in Perf bro.

Ah nice one in that case mate.

Nice today, got to hear someone chunder at the neighbour's barbie this arvo.

Bloody vegans, can't invite 'em to anything these days!
Sounds like at least one of them had a great arvo though so kudos.

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

Bloody vegans, can't invite 'em to anything these days!
Sounds like at least one of them had a great arvo though so kudos.

It's now conspicuously silent over there. F**king lightweights.

 

[PhenomenalV1]

****s sake, I take a day away from the thread to let the cricket infestation burn out, and somehow it's still going. FML.

 

[spudmaster]

****s sake, I take a day away from the thread to let the cricket infestation burn out, and somehow it's still going. FML.

"News just in: 5 day test lasts more than 1 day"

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

****s sake, I take a day away from the thread to let the cricket infestation burn out, and somehow it's still going. FML.

That's such a 'nicking off to Gully' thing to say.

 

[Dinsdale]

"News just in: 5 day test lasts more than 1 day"

In the old days they'd just play out 2 innings each until all out. One match went for 12 days.

 

[Tonga Bob]

****s sake, I take a day away from the thread to let the cricket infestation burn out, and somehow it's still going. FML.

Good areas!

 

[Tonga Bob]

Terrible day to be 15 litres of water.

 

[Dinsdale]

Terrible day to be 15 litres of water.

Not if you're turning that water into beer

 

[Tonga Bob]

Greetings Agent93 Barrybran brahj brian_muz Dinsdale FootyGuy13 Frankston Rover Freofalcon Lord_Flashheart Mesc Mofra Ocha905 pantskyle Paracleet Piggy Smalls Purple7x08_24 raffrox Raveneyes Reginald Perrin Smoooothy Snuffaluphagus spudmaster Stokey The Filth Wizard TheInjuryFactory toxic TubbsFarquhar Volbeat zackah we have arrived safely at the final Game Day of the home and away season.

Somebody will regale us with the zeroes and ones later today, they may deliver us a minor premiership or they may deliver us disappointment. Either way, don’t get injured or reported or in a general malaise, as the real stuff begins next week. But most of all enjoy the day. Or don’t, I’m not your dad.

I need coffee.

 

[Tonga Bob]

Not if you're turning that water into beer

It is if you’re turning yesterday’s beer into urine at a rate of knots. I blame brian_muz

 

[Dinsdale]

It is if you’re turning yesterday’s beer into urine at a rate of knots. I blame brian_muz

How terrible for him to tie you down and force beer down your gullet

 

[Tonga Bob]

How terrible for him to tie you down and force beer down your gullet

 

[Barrybran]

I'm feeling your vibe, Tonga Bob. Only four weeks left after this.

 

[Tonga Bob]

I'm feeling your vibe, Tonga Bob. Only four weeks left after this.

And we will ride them as if they were a noble steed.

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

How terrible for him to tie you down and force beer down your gullet

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

Bob Hawke vs Kevin 07

Quite simply, who has the most punchable face? I'll let you be the judge.

Hawke

Kevin 07

 

[Barrybran]

And we will ride them as if they were a noble steed.

Certainly a more comfortable ride than Max Knobel entering the rookie draft

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

Callums_Guns sightings getting rarer by the week. Who's the captain now?

 

[MWPP]

Hi Warriors & Hawks. It’s match day! This game will be posted at around 7pm AEDT/Vic Bias time
Best wishes to both teams
Tonga Bob FootyGuy13
Callums_Guns Tarkyn_24

 

[PhenomenalV1]

Callums_Guns sightings getting rarer by the week. Who's the captain now?

I believe I become the captain whether I want to or not.

 

[spudmaster]

In the old days they'd just play out 2 innings each until all out. One match went for 12 days.

Wow really? Was not aware of that. Crazy stuff.

 

[spudmaster]

I believe I become the captain whether I want to or not.

Congrats on the payrise!

 

[PhenomenalV1]

Congrats on the payrise!

I'll take it, but I'll be ****ed if I'm dealing with the committee room again...