Official Match Thread Season 39, Round 6 Coney Island Warriors v Sin City Swamprats at Van Cortlandt Park

[spudmaster]

Don’t know whether spudmaster has a brother from the gutter with four faces. Might be one of those Idaho potatoes.

He'd be better looking if I did!

 

[Tonga Bob]

I tried that, but he kept tagging me in our weekly team-sheets and get-to-know-your-opponent posts etc
love ya bobby

But I’m an absolute freaking delight, which I’m sure damicky will attest to.

 

[spudmaster]

Poor planning tbh. You should have taken the whole family to see Green Day.

update: full set has finally popped up on YT so will live vicariously through someone else's good fortune.

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

No politics in the Sweet FA

 

[Tonga Bob]

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Ni hao Chairman Dan

 

[jackster83]

No politics in the Sweet FA

 

[JHF1870]

Here's what Luke Cakewalker might look like

 

[Tonga Bob]

Here's what Luke Cakewalker might look like

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Disney’s absolutely ruined the franchise.

 

[DenieD]

Here's what Luke Cakewalker might look like

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Is he edible?

 

[Tonga Bob]

Is he edible?

Anyone’s edible if you’re hungry enough

 

[DenieD]

Anyone’s edible if you’re hungry enough

 

[JHF1870]

Designer sucks. Wouldn't let me create a poster of killer cakes.

 

[Moo]

No politics in the Sweet FA

Absolutely.

I remember telling one SFA player, a real legend ....not to talk politics in here.

He was a big man, and he started to cry and he said "Sir - I've never cried before but your honesty has made me cry today"

Tears running down his cheeks, I tell you I know the best people.

Oh and no politics in SFA.

 

[JHF1870]

Absolutely.

I remember telling one SFA player, a real legend ....not to talk politics in here.

He was a big man, and he started to cry and he said "Sir - I've never cried before but your honesty has made me cry today"

Tears running down his cheeks, I tell you I know the best people.

Oh and no politics in SFA.

What is the nature of consciousness? Do you believe it is purely a product of physical processes in the brain, or could it involve something beyond the material realm? How does this belief shape your understanding of identity and existence?

 

[Firestarter]

What do you call parasites who engage in multiple relationships at the same time? Poly ticks.

 

[Rodney Dangerfield]

That seems extreme. I mean it's a perfectly inoffensive plain chocolate and fudge bar. Put it this way how much bigger would a Milk Way have to be before you push the glass of your own sprog away and go for the chocolate? 1 cm? 2 cm?

Sprog wins every time, mine is pretty sweet apparently.

 

[Tonga Bob]

Sprog wins every time, mine is pretty sweet apparently.

[ Rodney Dangerfield tasting his own sprog ]

Hey you're alright!

 

[jackster83]

What do you call parasites who engage in multiple relationships at the same time? Poly ticks.

Well I cheated on Hungry Jacks with a trip to KFC last week.

 

[Tonga Bob]

Well I cheated on Hungry Jacks with a trip to KFC last week.

You'd be going to KFC every two weeks surely

 

[jackster83]

You'd be going to KFC every two weeks surely

That $8 hot and crispy box was too much to resist.

The jagged metal Krusty'o didn't do me any favours though.

 

[The Filth Wizard]

Glad he wasn't talking about Milky Bars.

Eeew.

I looked exactly like this kid when I was little so I am no fan of white chocolate, mainly because everybody thought I owed them some.

 

[The Filth Wizard]

Well I cheated on Hungry Jacks with a trip to KFC last week.

Our local KFC is the best I've ever had, bar none. You need to find some of these places with standards. HJ's has recently (ok, for a decade) been shit. I will watch them make the whopper, hand it to me and I will sit down to bite into a cold burger. Very disappointing because they clearly win on flavour over Maccas.

 

[Firestarter]

Well I cheated on Hungry Jacks with a trip to KFC last week.

You should have said Wendy's.

 

[Firestarter]

Our local KFC is the best I've ever had, bar none. You need to find some of these places with standards. HJ's has recently (ok, for a decade) been shit. I will watch them make the whopper, hand it to me and I will sit down to bite into a cold burger. Very disappointing because they clearly win on flavour over Maccas.

I'm just pissed that I missed out the last Hot & Spicy run because of reasons.

 

[The Filth Wizard]

I'm just pissed that I missed out the last Hot & Spicy run because of reasons.

I did this with the last run of Aussie Whoppers. I kept promising myself, it'll be fine, they're going nowhere, this is AUSTRALIA.