Official Match Thread Season 40, Round 10: Coney Island Warriors vs Gumbies FFC at Van Cortlandt Park

[Hydatina Physis]

SHUT UP!

YOU SHUT UP CONEY SCUM!

 

[Supercheapgiants]

 

[NSWCROW]

 

[Reginald Perrin]

I think the headrests on this bench should be adjustable. Where's the suggestion box?

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

 

[Falconista]

Like the political being GWS Goose thinks I am, if we lose this, the blame is going firmly to my predecessor.

You have been warned, DenieD!

 

[Tonga Bob]

YOU SHUT UP CONEY SCUM!

 

[Brick Loosener]

Need to shank barrybran

 

[Wosh]

4 : 25.01 {C} - Handpass over the shoulder to Piggy Smalls.
4 : 25.01 {C} - Barrybran too strong at the bounce.
4 : .06 {rW} - Barrybran breaks a tackle and is off.
4 : .1 - <<< spudmaster is coming on to replace Snuffaluphagus >>>
4 : .16 {rW} - Barrybran weaves through the congestion.
4 : .2 {lW} - A wild kick laterally towards jannissary.
4 : .22 {lW} - jannissary at the back of the pack takes the mark!.
4 : .26 {lW} - jannissary has it. What can he do with it?.
4 : .3 {C} - Handballs to pantskyle.
4 : .32 {rW} - A short kick to FootyGuy13.
4 : .36 {rW} - FootyGuy13 and Brick Loosener both holding each other. No mark.
4 : .4 {rW} - FootyGuy13 takes them on.
4 : .43 {rW} - A slick handpass goes to Reginald Perrin.
4 : .46 {C} - Fires out the handpass to pantskyle.
4 : .51 {C} - Handpass to space. Barrybran runs onto it.
4 : .53 {C} - A poor handpass but The Filth Wizard is up to the challenge.
4 : .57 {C} - The Filth Wizard bounces the ball.
4 : 1.01 {C} - Gets hands off within the nick of time.
4 : 1.03 {lHFF} - Hands it off to ubiquitous226.
4 : 1.07 {rHFF} - Sees Smoooothy out of the corner of his eye.
4 : 1.12 {rHFF} - But in the way is Falconista.
4 : 1.13 {lHBF} - Taking the ball is Falconista.
4 : 1.17 {lHBF} - Long handpass to the running Supercheapgiants.
4 : 1.19 {lHBF} - Crackerjack bump by Barrybran on Supercheapgiants.
4 : 1.23 {rHFF} - Smoooothy turns on the afterburners - look at him go.
4 : 1.28 {lHFF} - ubiquitous226 screaming for the ball - and he is heard.
4 : 1.3 {lHFF} - Top mark - not paid.
4 : 1.34 {rHBF} - bone2468 breaks free and has found some space.
4 : 1.38 {rHBF} - Handpass to space. GWS Goose runs onto it.
4 : 1.4 {rW} - He involves CatToTheFuture in the play.
4 : 1.45 {lW} - He kicks across the ground towards Brick Loosener.
4 : 1.48 {lW} - FootyGuy13 will take this. No - he's dropped it.
4 : 1.51 {rW} - FootyGuy13 wants to get on with proceedings.
4 : 1.55 {rW} - FootyGuy13 takes a bounce and nearly fumbles it.
4 : 1.59 {rW} - Handballs to Barrybran.
4 : 2.01 {lW} - Gets hands off within the nick of time.
4 : 2.05 {rW} - Handballs over the top to FootyGuy13.
4 : 2.07 {C} - Kick goes sideways.
4 : 2.11 {C} - beez drops an absolute sitter.
4 : 2.15 {C} - pantskyle sizes the options in front of him.
4 : 2.17 {C} - Handballs over the top to The Filth Wizard.
4 : 2.21 {lHFF} - Thumps the ball forward.
4 : 2.25 {lHFF} - He can't hold it.
4 : 2.28 {rHBF} - bone2468 has it. What can he do with it?.
4 : 2.32 {rBP} - A slick handpass goes to Supercheapgiants.
4 : 2.35 {rBP} - Great tackle on Supercheapgiants.
4 : 2.38 {lFP} - Freofalcon has possession.
4 : 2.42 {FF} - Gets a handpass away to Tonga Bob.
4 : 2.46 {FF} - Chance for a goal here for Tonga Bob.
4 : 2.48 {FF} - Tonga Bob has missed.
Coney Island Warriors : 15.8.98
Gumbies FFC : 14.14.98

 

[Wosh]

This is a very erotic game

4 : 2.11 {C} - beez drops an absolute sitter.
4 : 2.15 {C} - pantskyle sizes the options in front of him.

4 : 2.28 {rHBF} - bone2468 has it. What can he do with it?.

 

[Hydatina Physis]

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[Wosh]

4 : 2.57 {FB} - Now ossie_21 has the ball. What can he do with it?.
4 : 2.58 {FB} - Brought down by zackah.
4 : 3.02 {FF} - With the ball is Tonga Bob.
4 : 3.05 - <<< Snuffaluphagus is coming on to replace spudmaster >>>
4 : 3.13 {FF} - Tonga Bob looks downfield.
4 : 3.15 {FF} - He has time to take a bounce.
4 : 3.19 {FF} - A snap at goal ....
4 : 3.23 {FF} - Should have lowered his eyes.
Coney Island Warriors : 15.9.99
Gumbies FFC : 14.14.98
4 : 3.3 {FB} - Cactus_ signals for his teammates to present.
4 : 3.34 {FB} - Huge handpass to GWS Goose. As good as a kick.
4 : 3.35 {FB} - He handpasses to Supercheapgiants.
4 : 3.4 {lHBF} - He sends the ball to Falconista.
4 : 3.44 {lHBF} - The ball spills free.
4 : 3.46 {lHBF} - Falconista tucks the ball under his arm and scoots away.
4 : 3.5 {CHB} - Quick hands to DenieD under pressure.
4 : 3.54 {rW} - A kick towards CatToTheFuture territory.
4 : 3.56 {rW} - jannissary is in the way and will mark.
4 : 4 {rW} - The ball is now with FootyGuy13.
4 : 4.03 {rW} - Barrybran runs past and takes the handpass.
4 : 4.07 {rW} - Handpasses to Reginald Perrin.
4 : 4.1 {rHBF} - A slick handpass goes to The Filth Wizard.
4 : 4.13 {CHB} - A slick handpass goes to TheInjuryFactory.
4 : 4.17 {lW} - He just bombs away in the direction of jannissary and CatToTheFuture.
4 : 4.21 {lW} - CatToTheFuture upset the marking attempt by jannissary.
4 : 4.23 {lW} - jannissary looks downfield.
4 : 4.27 {rHFF} - He sees a lead by Smoooothy and kicks in that direction.
4 : 4.31 {rHFF} - Smoooothy slides in and takes the mark.
4 : 4.33 {rHFF} - So Smoooothy ... with a moment to digest his options.
4 : 4.37 {FF} - Searching pass in the direction of Tonga Bob.
4 : 4.41 {FF} - Tonga Bob takes the mark.
4 : 4.43 {FF} - Tonga Bob to send the ball forward.
4 : 4.48 {FF} - Tonga Bob walks into goal.
4 : 4.52 {FF} - And the ball bounces through - unbelievable.
Coney Island Warriors : 16.9.105
Gumbies FFC : 14.14.98
4 : 4.54 {C} - Supercheapgiants is outbodied in the ruck contest.
4 : 5 {C} - pantskyle looks downfield.
4 : 5.04 {rW} - No-look handpass to FootyGuy13.
4 : 5.09 {CHF} - A worm burner to Piggy Smalls.
4 : 5.1 {CHF} - No-one can take the mark.
4 : 5.15 {lHBF} - Its hard and tough but Falconista wins possession.
4 : 5.19 {rHBF} - Gives the ball to bone2468.
4 : 5.2 {rHBF} - But he tripped up ubiquitous226.
4 : 5.25 {rHFF} - Smoooothy to send the ball forward.
4 : 5.29 {rHFF} - Smoooothy bombs it into the forward line.
4 : 5.31 {rHFF} - Smoooothy thought he had less time than he did - sprayed it wide.
Coney Island Warriors : 16.10.106
Gumbies FFC : 14.14.98
4 : 5.39 {FB} - Cactus_ slowing down the play.
4 : 5.41 {rBP} - He kicks sideways towards StFly.
4 : 5.45 {rBP} - Over the back of the pack comes StFly and plucks it out.
4 : 5.48 {rBP} - StFly with the ball now.
4 : 5.52 {lBP} - ossie_21 on the end of this.
4 : 5.55 {lBP} - A slick handpass goes to Supercheapgiants.
4 : 5.58 {CHB} - A lookaway handpass to DenieD.
4 : 6.02 {rHBF} - Handpass to space. bone2468 runs onto it.
4 : 6.06 {lHBF} - He kicks across the ground towards Falconista.
4 : 6.08 {lHBF} - Poor option and Smoooothy makes him pay by chipping in for the mark.
4 : 6.12 {rHFF} - Smoooothy slowing down the play.
4 : 6.16 {lFP} - Hands it off to Freofalcon.
4 : 6.18 {lFP} - Hands it off to The Filth Wizard.
4 : 6.22 {lFP} - The Filth Wizard flat out refuses to lower his eyes.
4 : 6.26 {lFP} - Just one behind to The Filth Wizard.
Coney Island Warriors : 16.11.107
Gumbies FFC : 14.14.98

 

[Tonga Bob]

Thank you Sir, may I have another?

 

[Tonga Bob]

BLOW THE FREAKING SIREN!!!

 

[Supercheapgiants]

4 : 4.54 {C} - Supercheapgiants is outbodied in the ruck contest.

Am I rucking??

 

[Hydatina Physis]

Thank you Sir, may I have another?

 

[Supercheapgiants]

BLOW THE FREAKING SIREN!!!

This game is getting way too erotic settle

 

[Hydatina Physis]

Come on Warriors. We need this more than youse

 

[Wosh]

4 : 6.33 {FB} - Now ossie_21 has the ball. What can he do with it?.
4 : 6.37 {FB} - Almost a throw to Cactus_.
4 : 6.39 {lHBF} - He looks for Falconista.
4 : 6.43 {lHBF} - Great saving mark taken by Smoooothy.
4 : 6.45 {rHFF} - Smoooothy looks downfield.
4 : 6.49 {rHFF} - Handpasses to Barrybran.
4 : 6.54 {rHFF} - Hands it off to Reginald Perrin.
4 : 6.55 {lHFF} - A slick handpass goes to ubiquitous226.
4 : 7 {lHFF} - bone2468 has been held out of the contest - the whistle has gone.
4 : 7.04 {rHBF} - bone2468 looking for a lead.
4 : 7.05 {rHBF} - bone2468 didn't see that tackle coming from ubiquitous226.
4 : 7.1 {lHFF} - ubiquitous226 looks downfield.
4 : 7.14 {rFP} - He sends the ball to zackah.
4 : 7.16 {rFP} - Shocking kick and ossie_21 will take the mark.
4 : 7.2 {lBP} - So ossie_21 ... with a moment to digest his options.
4 : 7.24 {lBP} - He takes the opportunity to bounce.
4 : 7.26 {lBP} - Passes to Supercheapgiants by hand.
4 : 7.3 {lBP} - He involves cats_09 in the play.
4 : 7.34 {FB} - That came off the outside of the boot.
4 : 7.37 {FB} - Tonga Bob is third man up and takes it easily.
4 : 7.41 {FF} - The ball is now with Tonga Bob.
4 : 7.43 - <<< weltschmerz is coming on to replace cats_09 >>>
4 : 7.51 {FF} - Tonga Bob looking for a lead.
4 : 7.53 {FF} - This could be a goal to Tonga Bob.
4 : 7.57 {FF} - Did Cactus_ manage to get a finger to it? He did.
Coney Island Warriors : 16.12.108
Gumbies FFC : 14.14.98
4 : 8.03 {FB} - StFly wants to get on with proceedings.
4 : 8.07 {FB} - Finds Cactus_ with a handball.
4 : 8.11 {FB} - Cactus_ sells the dummy and helps himself to a bounce.
4 : 8.14 {FB} - Heavy clash between Tonga Bob and Cactus_. Tonga Bob comes off marginally better and collects the ball.
4 : 8.18 {lFP} - Freofalcon looks downfield.
4 : 8.22 {lFP} - Freofalcon flat out refuses to lower his eyes.
4 : 8.24 {lFP} - Perfect goal kicking technique. That's number 4 for Freofalcon.
Coney Island Warriors : 17.12.114
Gumbies FFC : 14.14.98
4 : 8.28 {C} - Barrybran wins the hitout unopposed.
4 : 8.34 {rW} - FootyGuy13 signals for his teammates to present.
4 : 8.38 {C} - Hands it off to pantskyle.
4 : 8.4 {C} - He has a bounce.
4 : 8.45 {CHF} - He's still going.
4 : 8.49 {rHFF} - Draws a man and then with hands to Smoooothy.
4 : 8.51 {rHFF} - Smoooothy takes a bounce and nearly fumbles it.
4 : 8.55 {rFP} - He takes another.
4 : 8.59 {rFP} - This should be a certain goal.
4 : 9.01 {rFP} - Goooooooooooaaaaaaaaallll.
Coney Island Warriors : 18.12.120
Gumbies FFC : 14.14.98
4 : 9.05 {C} - weltschmerz wins the tapout.
4 : 9.11 {lW} - jannissary wants to get on with proceedings.
4 : 9.16 {rHFF} - He sends the ball to Smoooothy.
4 : 9.2 {rHFF} - Smoooothy can't take it.
4 : 9.22 {CHB} - Now DenieD has the ball. What can he do with it?.
4 : 9.26 - <<< Raveneyes is coming on to replace Moo >>>
4 : 9.32 {CHB} - DenieD streaming down the ground.
4 : 9.36 {CHB} - Gets hands off within the nick of time.
4 : 9.38 {lW} - Sees Brick Loosener ahead and sends it his way.
4 : 9.42 {lW} - Brick Loosener juggles the ball but secures the mark.
4 : 9.46 {lW} - The ball is now with Brick Loosener.
4 : 9.49 {lW} - Handpass to space. GWS Goose runs onto it.
4 : 9.53 {rW} - He handpasses to CatToTheFuture.
4 : 9.56 {C} - Hands it off to beez.
4 : 9.59 {rHFF} - He just bombs away in the direction of Spooky17 and The Half Back.
4 : 10.03 {rHFF} - Spooky17 spills the mark.
4 : 10.07 {rHFF} - Not enough pressure on Spooky17.
4 : 10.09 {FF} - A kick in the general direction of Hydatina Physis.
4 : 10.13 {FF} - Top mark - not paid.
4 : 10.18 {rBP} - Taking the ball is Raveneyes.
4 : 10.19 {FB} - A wild kick laterally towards Frankston Rover.
4 : 10.23 {FB} - Hydatina Physis will take this. No - he's dropped it.
4 : 10.25 {lFP} - Mop tucks the ball under his arm and scoots away.
4 : 10.3 {FF} - Hands it off to Hydatina Physis.
4 : 10.34 {FF} - A chance now for Hydatina Physis who kicks at goal.
4 : 10.36 {FF} - It's through.
Coney Island Warriors : 18.12.120
Gumbies FFC : 15.14.104

 

[Tonga Bob]

 

[Hydatina Physis]

4 : 10.3 {FF} - Hands it off to Hydatina Physis.
4 : 10.34 {FF} - A chance now for Hydatina Physis who kicks at goal.
4 : 10.36 {FF} - It's through.

It's just that easy guys.

 

[Wosh]

4 : 10.4 {C} - Barrybran wins the hitout.
4 : 10.46 {rW} - Nobody's checking CatToTheFuture.
4 : 10.51 {lW} - A short kick to Brick Loosener.
4 : 10.55 {lW} - FootyGuy13 takes one of the best marks you'll ever see.
4 : 10.56 {rW} - Its hard and tough but FootyGuy13 wins possession.
4 : 11.01 {lW} - He kicks sideways towards jannissary.
4 : 11.05 {lW} - The ball drops short of jannissary.
4 : 11.07 {lW} - jannissary tucks the ball under his arm and scoots away.
4 : 11.11 {lW} - He has a bounce.
4 : 11.15 {C} - Handpass over the shoulder to pantskyle.
4 : 11.17 {rW} - Gets hands off within the nick of time.
4 : 11.21 {lW} - He beckons for a lead.
4 : 11.23 {lW} - jannissary makes great ground and takes the mark.
4 : 11.27 {lW} - jannissary sizes the options in front of him.
4 : 11.31 {lW} - A wild handball - but luckily Reginald Perrin was well placed to clean up.
4 : 11.34 {lW} - Reginald Perrin takes a bounce and nearly fumbles it.
4 : 11.38 {lHBF} - A poor handpass but The Half Back is up to the challenge.
4 : 11.41 {lHBF} - Barrybran on the end of this.
4 : 11.44 {rHBF} - He kicks across the ground towards Dinsdale.
4 : 11.48 {rHBF} - The ball spills free.
4 : 11.52 {rHBF} - Dinsdale hits the ground running.
4 : 11.54 {rHBF} - He has a bounce.
4 : 11.58 {rHBF} - No-look handpass to The Filth Wizard.
4 : 12.03 {lHBF} - Handballs over the top to The Half Back.
4 : 12.04 {lBP} - A poor handpass but Snuffaluphagus is up to the challenge.
4 : 12.08 {FB} - He transfers play using Frankston Rover.
4 : 12.13 {FB} - Hydatina Physis will take this. No - he's dropped it.
4 : 12.15 {FF} - Hydatina Physis sizes the options in front of him.
4 : 12.19 {FF} - This for the opportunity of a lifetime.
4 : 12.21 {FF} - He likes it. He likes it a lot.
Coney Island Warriors : 18.12.120
Gumbies FFC : 16.14.110
4 : 12.25 {C} - Both ruckman miss the ball completely.
4 : 12.31 {lW} - jannissary picks it up on the bounce.
4 : 12.36 {lW} - jannissary isn't just seeing stars after that clash with CatToTheFuture. He could map the Milky Way.
4 : 12.4 {lW} - Brick Loosener through heavy traffic.
4 : 12.41 {rHFF} - A measured kick to Spooky17.
4 : 12.46 {rHFF} - The umpire calls play on.
4 : 12.5 {rHFF} - Spooky17 has a paddock.
4 : 12.52 {CHF} - Almost a throw to Bartel.
4 : 12.56 {lHFF} - He kicks sideways towards Matthew Jelley.
4 : 13 {lHFF} - Matthew Jelley gets crunched in that marking contest but comes out with the ball.
4 : 13.02 {lHFF} - Matthew Jelley has it. What can he do with it?.
4 : 13.06 {FF} - He doesn't waste any time in getting boot to ball.
4 : 13.08 {FF} - Hydatina Physis and Frankston Rover both holding each other. No mark.
4 : 13.13 {FB} - Frankston Rover looks downfield.
4 : 13.16 {rBP} - He tries to find Raveneyes with a chip pass.
4 : 13.19 {rBP} - Nice grab by Raveneyes.
4 : 13.23 {rBP} - So Raveneyes ... with a moment to digest his options.
4 : 13.27 {rBP} - Gets a handpass away to Reginald Perrin.
4 : 13.29 {lBP} - Snuffaluphagus runs past and takes the handpass.
4 : 13.33 {rBP} - That came off the outside of the boot.
4 : 13.37 {rBP} - Nice grab by Raveneyes.
4 : 13.39 {rBP} - Raveneyes with the ball now.
4 : 13.43 {FB} - Handballs to Frankston Rover.
4 : 13.48 {rBP} - A short kick to Raveneyes.
4 : 13.49 {rBP} - Raveneyes wrestles with Mop - and wins. Good mark.
4 : 13.53 {rBP} - Raveneyes takes off.
4 : 13.56 {lHBF} - He looks for The Half Back.
4 : 14 {lHBF} - No mark taken as The Half Back and Spooky17 wrestle for position.
4 : 14.04 {rHFF} - Spooky17 wants to get on with proceedings.
4 : 14.06 {lHFF} - He elects to use Matthew Jelley and kicks in that direction.
4 : 14.1 {lHFF} - Matthew Jelley holds off Dinsdale with one hand and takes the mark with the other.
4 : 14.15 {lHFF} - Matthew Jelley wants to get on with proceedings.
4 : 14.16 {CHF} - A poor handpass but Bartel is up to the challenge.
4 : 14.21 {CHF} - Big ... big kick by Bartel.
4 : 14.25 {CHF} - Bending back ... not far enough though. A minor score to Bartel.
Coney Island Warriors : 18.12.120
Gumbies FFC : 16.15.111
4 : 14.31 {FB} - Snuffaluphagus wants to get on with proceedings.
4 : 14.35 {FB} - Heavy clash between Dory_77 and Snuffaluphagus. Dory_77 comes off marginally better and collects the ball.
4 : 14.37 {rFP} - Dory_77 with a moment to look downfield.
4 : 14.41 {rFP} - Dory_77 lines it up from forty metres.
4 : 14.45 {rFP} - All clear from the umpire. Its a goal.
Coney Island Warriors : 18.12.120
Gumbies FFC : 17.15.117

 

[Tonga Bob]

And here comes the simhousery

 

[Hydatina Physis]

DORY YA DYCKEN LEGEND

 

[Hydatina Physis]

Get it in my soft hands!