Official Match Thread Season 41: Round 1 Coney Island Warriors vs Roys FFC at Van Cortlandt Park

[DenieD]

SWEET FA SEASON 41
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The wait is finally over. Season 41 is here. The biggest number that Sweet FA has ever seasoned. Everyone is in their place and ready for the new season. The captains have submitted their squads. The leadership groups have already discussed which of them is the best at gargling. The admin is sitting in his chair doing nothing. The rookies are scared and confused about how posting works and the veterans have already claimed to be washed before the ball has even been bounced tossed up.

Round 1 is the time when everyone gets a fresh start. New personas, new storylines, new ways to be disappointed by the qooty results. Questions will be asked of the many new and old faces in the league, but will they sink or swim? Time will tell.

Will a captain make a team sheet error in week 1?
Will a well-known veteran get permabanned off the site for hanging dong?
Will Coney Island finally get a premiership?
Will the admin actually do something for the first time in the history of the league?
Will someone post something they'll regret before Thursday? Absolutely.

Whatever the future holds for us in season 41 you can be sure the outcomes will be discussed in a civil and respectable manner.


Captains please have your team sheets submitted by midnight Thursday​

 

[TedDougChris]

 

[TedDougChris]

Dicky Fitzwell , _Mike_ , JackNah_8 , Reardo , killer , Roylion , StartTheCarr , SpecialBruce , windyhill
, Phar Ace , Mobbs , Elmer_Hauser , Mooch , hotchilli , fitzroybowiedog , Eat Fresh , Pure Grunt , royboy2 , Cats_R_Cool_4_Ever , 3KZ is Football , Chezzalenko Reborn , CM86 , judge judy , DERRINALPHIL

We are in here this week !!

Well, I think we are - I could be mistaken, it does happen a bit.

Now that I think about it, best not to come into this thread in case I'm wrong, I'll wait for someone else to show up and check with them, just in case they are competent, like TheInjuryFactory ! He's pretty good !

 

[Mobbs]

Nah you're right it's meant to be here.

Else we're both wrong.

...

 

[spudmaster]

Wowsers, S41 came around quickly.
Very premature.

<Reserved for additional Durex-related quips>

Heya Roy's, Heya Wazzas. Hope everyone enjoyed their offseason shenanigans and are ready and raring to go for another season.

 

[TedDougChris]

It's nice to have such a quality opponent for Round 1, we're very grateful to be visiting.

I'm new here, can anyone offer me any advice ?

 

[The Filth Wizard]

 

[Mobbs]

TedDougChris is the Roys' very own boomerang.

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[Phar Ace]

TedDougChris is the Roys' very own boomerang.

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And he can run the pants off a kangaroo.....

da doo doo doodoo too........

 

[Mobbs]

Hi Warriors, looking forward to catching up with you all out in Docklands suburb. I look forward to grabbing some baked spuds from spudmaster on Imperial Grove, a craft brew or two from Dinsdale on Sandie St, some shots and fajitas from Tonga Bob on St Mookey Pde, and then back to Sandie St where I can get the shit kicked out of me by TheInjuryFactory .
My remains may show up in a trough further down Sandie St, so please keep a lookout Piggy Smalls , and see if there's anything worth burying.

 

[Tonga Bob]

SWEET FA SEASON 41
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Ooh look Frankston Rover & jannissary Frangastan are sponsoring the SFA this season

Will a captain make a team sheet error in week 1?
Will a well-known veteran get permabanned off the site for hanging dong?
Will Coney Island finally get a premiership?
Will the admin actually do something for the first time in the history of the league?
Will someone post something they'll regret before Thursday? ​

Probably
Hopefully
Definietely (could even be this season!)
Maybe
Indubitably

I'm new here, can anyone offer me any advice ?

Buy a plunger before you need a plunger.

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[jannissary]

Ooh look Frankston Rover & jannissary Frangastan are sponsoring the SFA this season

Probably
Hopefully
Definietely (could even be this season!)
Maybe
Indubitably


Buy a plunger before you need a plunger.


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does the RSL give CIW players a discount

 

[spudmaster]

Hi Warriors, looking forward to catching up with you all out in Docklands suburb. I look forward to grabbing some baked spuds from spudmaster on Imperial Grove

Ask discreetly for the number9 newspaper at precisely 7pm behind the red letterbox as the coach is currently unaware of that particular activity.

 

[spudmaster]

It's nice to have such a quality opponent for Round 1, we're very grateful to be visiting.

I'm new here, can anyone offer me any advice ?

Don't touch the premiership cups while you're visiting

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

Hiya Wazzas !

Absolutely thrilled to have hotchilli back at the Gorillary (or BJo)

I am kinda be a but nuts this week, preparing for another Patriots superbowl (was driving everyone on the Bay mad about it)

Not going to lie, kinda laughing at fans who follow the Vikings or Bills.



"ALL WE GOT, ALL WE NEED" should be The Roys creed !

No one is going to 'deflate' my balls, unless The Wazzas and Seahawks win !

 

[SpecialBruce]

Someone fill me in on the muppets we are versing.

 

[Tonga Bob]

I am kinda be a but nuts this week, preparing for another Patriots superbowl (was driving everyone on the Bay mad about it)

I'm sure that Dinsdale & zackah will be thrilled to read this.

 

[Mobbs]

Ask discreetly for the number9 newspaper at precisely 7pm behind the red letterbox as the coach is currently unaware of that particular activity.

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Based potato!

 

[Mobbs]

Someone fill me in on the muppets we are versing.

The Coney Island Warriors play at Van Cortlandt Park in the suburb of Docklands (south of our ground) and have a tree that produces most of the produce which grow up to take employment at the Scarlet Latte.
They're also pretty cool and no threat.

 

[spudmaster]

Someone fill me in on the muppets we are versing.

To add to Mobbs's rundown:


edit: whoa nice join date by the way! Didn't know the site existed that early

 

[spudmaster]

Hiya Wazzas !

Absolutely thrilled to have hotchilli back at the Gorillary (or BJo)

I am kinda be a but nuts this week, preparing for another Patriots superbowl (was driving everyone on the Bay mad about it)

Not going to lie, kinda laughing at fans who follow the Vikings or Bills.



"ALL WE GOT, ALL WE NEED" should be The Roys creed !

No one is going to 'deflate' my balls, unless The Wazzas and Seahawks win !

Ooh another superbowl is approaching?
What's the half-time entertainment looking like, as that's about my interest levels in it, truth be told.
A 3-4 hour telecast for ~15minutes of actual game time can get in the bin. A ridiculous amount of unnecessary foreplay!

 

[Mobbs]

Elmer_Hauser while watching Darlo settle in for a likely play-off position in National League North I also noticed Carlisle are a chance to go up to EPL League 2.
Do you (or anyone?) know if that's the same team as Carlisle United? I am so sure there was an old Bigfootier from yonks back who would probably be pleased with that possibility. I reckon his name was Devo but there's no such site member anymore.

 

[TedDougChris]

TedDougChris is the Roys' very own boomerang.

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[Chezzalenko Reborn]

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Hey there Filthy!

 

[TedDougChris]

Don't touch the premiership cups while you're visiting

Are they dangerous ????