Official Match Thread Season 41 Round 9: Wonders FFC vs Coney Island Warriors at The Colosseum

[ClarkeM]

Big game from you croweater 41, well played mate

 

[Tonga Bob]

HOLY SHIT Dingster WITH A LEGACY GAME!

Brings up his highest DT score in his 564th game. Absolutely love to see it!!!!

 

[RustyShacklefordFalcon]

Back on the winner's list

Legacy game from The Filth Wizard

Paracleet a huge thorn in the Wonders side all day.

Everyone put in today, let's take the momentum into next week.

Thanks for the banter Wonders.

UP THE MIGHTY WARRIORS

 

[BFew]

croweater 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0

croweater 41 0 (On) Total : 100%

Please explain how this is possible?
croweater 41 BallaratBulldog ClarkeM

 

[The Filth Wizard]

3 : 12 {C} - Dingster knocks the ball down.
3 : 12.08 {lW} - Dingster assessing what lies ahead of him.
3 : 12.13 {rW} - He kicks across the ground towards FootyGuy13.
3 : 12.17 {rW} - SSwans2011 gets a timely fist to the ball.
3 : 12.21 {C} - AnUltimateRessie has possession.
3 : 12.25 {CHF} - A slick handpass goes to ClarkeM.
3 : 12.3 {CHF} - A quick handpass to BigChippa52.
3 : 12.36 {FF} - He sees a lead by BFew and kicks in that direction.
3 : 12.4 {FF} - All up but nobody can take the mark.
3 : 12.43 {rBP} - ubiquitous226 breaks a tackle and is off.
3 : 12.48 {CHB} - That's a real up and under.
3 : 12.52 {CHB} - Barrybran takes a gutsy mark backing back into the pack.
3 : 12.56 {CHB} - The ball is now with Barrybran.
3 : 13 {CHB} - There's the move we expected.
3 : 13.04 - <<< jezzajay is trading places with LukeParkerno1 >>>
3 : 13.13 {CHB} - The ball is now with Barrybran.
3 : 13.17 {CHB} - Barrybran sure is going to want to find some redemption after that shank goes out on the full.
3 : 13.21 {CHF} - BallaratBulldog with the ball now.
3 : 13.25 {CHF} - He involves BigChippa52 in the play.
3 : 13.29 {CHF} - He takes the opportunity to bounce.
3 : 13.33 {lHFF} - A quick handpass to jezzajay.
3 : 13.37 {FF} - He kicks towards BFew and Dinsdale.
3 : 13.41 {FF} - BFew appeals for the mark but play on's the call.
3 : 13.45 {FF} - BFew tucks the ball under his arm and scoots away.
3 : 13.49 {FF} - Tiggy touchwood free for deliberate.
3 : 13.53 {FB} - Dinsdale signals for his teammates to present.
3 : 13.58 {rBP} - He transfers play using ubiquitous226.
3 : 14.02 {rBP} - ubiquitous226 spills the mark.
3 : 14.06 {FF} - BFew looks downfield.
3 : 14.1 {FF} - BFew wants a goal.
3 : 14.15 {FF} - Punched through for a point.
Wonders FFC : 4.3.27
Coney Island Warriors : 14.12.96
3 : 14.22 {FB} - The ball is now with Dinsdale.
3 : 14.26 {rBP} - He kicks sideways towards ubiquitous226.
3 : 14.31 {rBP} - ubiquitous226!!! croweater 41 is going to be feeling that one for a while.
3 : 14.37 {rBP} - ubiquitous226 looking for a lead.
3 : 14.41 {CHB} - He looks for Barrybran.
3 : 14.45 {CHB} - Oooohhhh you beauty! What a mark to Barrybran.
3 : 14.49 {CHB} - Barrybran has it. What can he do with it?.
3 : 14.53 {rHBF} - Gets hands off within the nick of time.
3 : 14.58 {CHB} - He involves Barrybran in the play.
3 : 15.01 {rHBF} - Handpass to space. spudmaster runs onto it.
3 : 15.06 {rHBF} - A lookaway handpass to TheInjuryFactory.
3 : 15.1 {rHBF} - Ooof. dogs105 blindsides TheInjuryFactory and I heard that from here.
3 : 15.14 {CHF} - BallaratBulldog threads his way through traffic.
3 : 15.18 {lHFF} - A poor handpass but jezzajay is up to the challenge.
3 : 15.22 {lHFF} - A long looping handpass to ClarkeM.
3 : 15.26 {lHFF} - Crackerjack bump by The Half Back on ClarkeM.
3 : 15.31 {rHBF} - spudmaster with all the time in the world.
3 : 15.35 {rHBF} - Great bump by jezzajay. spudmaster has not moved.
3 : 15.38 {CHF} - BallaratBulldog looking for a lead.
3 : 15.43 {CHF} - BallaratBulldog blazes away at goal.
3 : 15.47 {CHF} - Goooooooooooaaaaaaaaallll.
Wonders FFC : 5.3.33
Coney Island Warriors : 14.12.96
3 : 15.51 {C} - The ball is bounced to the clear advantage of Dingster.
3 : 16 {rW} - FootyGuy13 breaks free and has found some space.
3 : 16.03 {lW} - He transfers play using toxic.
3 : 16.07 {lW} - toxic is outmarked by HARPSichord.
3 : 16.12 {rW} - HARPSichord signals for his teammates to present.
3 : 16.16 {lHFF} - A mongrel punt in the direction of jezzajay.
3 : 16.2 {lHFF} - jezzajay takes the mark one-handed.
3 : 16.24 {lHFF} - jezzajay has possession.
3 : 16.28 {FF} - He involves BFew in the play.
3 : 16.32 {FF} - BFew trying to put his stamp on the game.
3 : 16.37 {FF} - Misses - no wait! Its a goal!.
Wonders FFC : 6.3.39
Coney Island Warriors : 14.12.96
3 : 16.43 {C} - Both ruckman miss the ball completely.
3 : 16.51 {lW} - SSwans2011 with all the time in the world.
3 : 16.55 {lW} - SSwans2011 crunched by FootyGuy13! SSwans2011 very slow to get up.
3 : 16.59 {rW} - The bounce favours FootyGuy13 and he is off and running.
3 : 17.03 {rW} - FootyGuy13 disposed of the ball illegally - and he'll lose it.
3 : 17.07 {rW} - HARPSichord slowing down the play.
3 : 17.12 {C} - That came off the outside of the boot.
3 : 17.16 {C} - Terrible kick falls into the hands of Piggy Smalls.
3 : 17.2 {C} - So Piggy Smalls ... with a moment to digest his options.
3 : 17.24 {lHFF} - His kick is hurried.
3 : 17.28 {lHFF} - Too strong Reginald Perrin.
3 : 17.32 {lHFF} - Nobody's checking Reginald Perrin.
3 : 17.36 {lHFF} - A poor handpass but The Half Back is up to the challenge.
3 : 17.4 {lHFF} - That looks pretty close ....
3 : 17.45 {lHFF} - The Half Back splits the sticks.
Wonders FFC : 6.3.39
Coney Island Warriors : 15.12.102
3 : 17.49 {C} - Both ruckman miss the ball completely.
3 : 17.57 {C} - Piggy Smalls signals for his teammates to present.
3 : 18.01 {C} - Piggy Smalls takes a bounce and nearly fumbles it.
3 : 18.05 {rHFF} - Kicks in the direction of RustyShacklefordFalcon.
3 : 18.09 {rHFF} - The umpire calls play on.
3 : 18.13 {rHFF} - RustyShacklefordFalcon slowing down the play.
3 : 18.17 {lHFF} - That came off the outside of the boot.
3 : 18.21 {lHFF} - Poor effort Coopers. Reginald Perrin takes the mark.
3 : 18.26 {lHFF} - Reginald Perrin wants to get on with proceedings.
3 : 18.3 {FF} - A long pass towards The Filth Wizard.
3 : 18.34 {FF} - Floating Doughnut reads the kick best and marks well in front of The Filth Wizard.
3 : 18.38 {FB} - Floating Doughnut with the ball now.
3 : 18.42 {rBP} - Finds Rubber Arm with a handball.
3 : 18.48 {rBP} - Rubber Arm takes a bounce and nearly fumbles it.
3 : 18.52 {FB} - Hands it off to Floating Doughnut.
3 : 18.57 {rHBF} - That kick makes it hard for Coopers.
3 : 19.01 {rHBF} - Here's a chance for an opportunist rover.
3 : 19.05 {rHBF} - A bit of space for Coopers to utilise.
3 : 19.09 {rHBF} - Heavy clash between Reginald Perrin and Coopers. Reginald Perrin comes off marginally better and collects the ball.
3 : 19.13 {rHFF} - Not enough pressure on RustyShacklefordFalcon.
3 : 19.17 {lFP} - zackah makes an offer.
3 : 19.21 {lFP} - zackah spills the mark.
3 : 19.25 {lFP} - zackah sucks it up like a dustbuster and he's off and running.
3 : 19.3 {lFP} - Finds Dingster with a handball.
3 : 19.34 {lFP} - This should be a goal to Dingster.
3 : 19.38 {lFP} - Dingster gives some to the crowd after that goal.
Wonders FFC : 6.3.39
Coney Island Warriors : 16.12.108
3 : 19.42 {C} - Dingster knocks the ball down.
3 : 19.5 {C} - Piggy Smalls sucks it up like a dustbuster and he's off and running.
3 : 19.54 {CHF} - Long handpass to the running Paracleet.
3 : 19.58 {CHF} - A lookaway handpass to Dingster.
3 : 20.02 {CHF} - Dingster tried to handball that with one arm pinned. Great tackle BigChippa52.
3 : 20.07 {CHB} - Oisin_the_Goat has it.
3 : 20.11 {CHB} - Paracleet has been held out of the contest - the whistle has gone.
3 : 20.15 {CHF} - Paracleet takes off.
3 : 20.19 {rHFF} - Passes to RustyShacklefordFalcon by hand.
3 : 20.23 {rHFF} - A long looping handpass to Dingster.
3 : 20.27 {rHFF} - Handballs over the top to The Half Back.
3 : 20.31 {lHFF} - Handpasses to Reginald Perrin.
3 : 20.36 {CHF} - Spears a kick towards Paracleet.
3 : 20.4 {CHF} - Ooh the kick has gone straight to Oisin_the_Goat.
3 : 20.44 {lHBF} - Nobody's checking Giant YoYo.
3 : 20.48 {lHBF} - He has a bounce.
3 : 20.54 {rHBF} - He handpasses to Coopers.
3 : 20.58 {C} - Sees AnUltimateRessie ahead and sends it his way.
3 : 21.02 {C} - AnUltimateRessie stands tall in the pack and takes the mark..
3 : 21.06 {C} - Now AnUltimateRessie has the ball. What can he do with it?.
3 : 21.1 {C} - Fires out the handpass to ClarkeM.
3 : 21.15 {lW} - Huge handpass to SSwans2011. As good as a kick.
3 : 21.19 {C} - Sees AnUltimateRessie out of the corner of his eye.
3 : 21.23 {C} - Piggy Smalls floats over the top of the pack and marks that on his chest.
3 : 21.27 {C} - Now Piggy Smalls has the ball. What can he do with it?.
3 : 21.31 {C} - AnUltimateRessie sews Piggy Smalls up in a fantastic tackle.
3 : 21.36 {rW} - So HARPSichord ... with a moment to digest his options.
3 : 21.39 {CHF} - Gets onto his preferred foot and boots it long.
3 : 21.43 {CHF} - Poor effort from BallaratBulldog and Barrybran takes the mark.
3 : 21.47 {lHBF} - Raveneyes looking for a lead.
3 : 21.52 {rHBF} - Handpasses to spudmaster.
3 : 21.56 {C} - Pumps it long for Piggy Smalls.
3 : 22 {C} - The ball spills free.
3 : 22.04 {C} - Piggy Smalls with the ball now.
3 : 22.08 {rHFF} - Kicks to a contest - RustyShacklefordFalcon looks to get to thre front.
3 : 22.12 {rHFF} - RustyShacklefordFalcon is caught under pressure and knocks the ball forward.
3 : 22.16 {rHFF} - RustyShacklefordFalcon has it. What can he do with it?.
3 : 22.21 {FF} - A wobbly old kick.
3 : 22.25 {FF} - But in the way is Floating Doughnut.
3 : 22.29 {rBP} - Rubber Arm through heavy traffic.
3 : 22.33 {rBP} - He takes the opportunity to bounce.
3 : 22.37 {rBP} - Huge handpass to dogs105. As good as a kick.
3 : 22.42 {lHBF} - He kicks towards Giant YoYo and RustyShacklefordFalcon.
3 : 22.45 {lHBF} - Giant YoYo can't mark but is able to bring the ball to ground.
3 : 22.49 {rHFF} - RustyShacklefordFalcon with the ball now.
3 : 22.53 {rHFF} - I don't know what the ump expected him to do - but he's lost the ball.
3 : 23 {lHBF} - Giant YoYo has it. What can he do with it?.
3 : 23.04 {rW} - Long raking kick in the direction of HARPSichord.
3 : 23.08 {rW} - Top mark HARPSichord.
3 : 23.12 {rW} - HARPSichord slowing down the play.
3 : 23.16 {CHF} - BallaratBulldog and Barrybran jostle for position.
3 : 23.2 {CHF} - Barrybran rises over the pack majestically.
3 : 23.24 {CHB} - Barrybran with the ball now.
3 : 23.28 {lHBF} - An underground handpass to Raveneyes.
3 : 23.32 {lHBF} - Raveneyes dummy's the handpass and then takes a bounce.
3 : 23.37 {rHBF} - Handballs over the top to spudmaster.
3 : 23.41 {rHBF} - Hands it off to TheInjuryFactory.
3 : 23.45 {rHBF} - TheInjuryFactory nearly got done for running too far but he remembers to bounce at last.
3 : 23.49 {lW} - That's a real finger-breaker in the direction of toxic.
3 : 23.53 {lW} - HARPSichord gets a timely fist to the ball.
3 : 23.57 {lW} - toxic breaks a tackle and is off.
3 : 24.01 {CHF} - Hoofs it forward..
3 : 24.06 {CHF} - Over the head of Paracleet.
3 : 24.1 {CHB} - Oisin_the_Goat takes them on.
3 : 24.14 {lHBF} - Quick hands to Giant YoYo.
3 : 24.18 {lHBF} - No-look handpass to dogs105.
3 : 24.22 {CHB} - He tries to find Oisin_the_Goat with a chip pass.
3 : 24.26 {CHB} - Oisin_the_Goat makes that kick look better than it was with a solid mark.
3 : 24.3 {CHB} - Oisin_the_Goat with the ball now.
3 : 24.34 {CHB} - Oisin_the_Goat dummy's the handpass and then takes a bounce.
3 : 24.38 {CHB} - No-look handpass to dogs105.
3 : 24.43 {CHB} - dogs105 dummy's the handpass and then takes a bounce.
3 : 24.47 {CHB} - Oisin_the_Goat has made a real mess of this.
3 : 24.51 {rHFF} - RustyShacklefordFalcon takes off.
3 : 24.55 {FF} - A poor handpass but The Filth Wizard is up to the challenge.
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SIREN SOUNDS FOR THE END OF QUARTER 3
Wonders FFC : 6.3.39
Coney Island Warriors : 16.12.108
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4 : 25 {C} - Crackerjack bump by Floating Doughnut on The Filth Wizard.


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Like Trump, I might be dead.

 

[zackah]

3 : 1.19 {CHF} - Paracleet stretches and takes the overhead mark.
3 : 1.23 {CHF} - Paracleet has it.
3 : 1.28 {lFP} - Long raking kick in the direction of zackah.
3 : 1.32 {lFP} - zackah spills the mark.
3 : 1.36 {lFP} - zackah wants to get on with proceedings.
3 : 1.4 {lFP} - Sets sail for home..
3 : 1.45 {lFP} - Shepherded through for a goal.

Paracleet with a few nice assists today.

zackah tell us all about it.

I thought we were mating.

I was wrong

 

[RustyShacklefordFalcon]

Oh geez I forgot about Dingster

Epic!

 

[Tonga Bob]

Like Trump, I might be dead.

Didn't even know you were sick.

 

[FootyGuy13]

4 : 9.06 {FB} - Rubber Arm slowing down the play.
4 : 9.09 {FB} - He handpasses to Floating Doughnut.
4 : 9.13 {rHBF} - He chooses the sensible option - to kick it long.
4 : 9.18 {rHBF} - Ooh the kick has gone straight to Reginald Perrin.
4 : 9.22 {lHFF} - Reginald Perrin to send the ball forward.
4 : 9.26 {lHFF} - This will bring the house down if it goes through.
4 : 9.3 {lHFF} - It's bending baaaaaaack. What a goal from Reginald Perrin.
Wonders FFC : 6.3.39
Coney Island Warriors : 18.15.123

 

[jannissary]

absent all week and we won! well played CIW

 

[ClarkeM]

Laughable.......I did all the duties of an LG member before I left including the work that was then required for the BnF.
Just look at your stats at the end of week 8;
There are 8 Wonders with ZERO posting and another 3 with less than 5 posts = 11 out of 22.
Of the 11 left 5 of them have 20 or less posts.
I guess because you "Don't care" you haven't noticed that half oyour team that 'stayed' are cadavers in a graveyard.

As soon as you were asked to help with the BnF you said you had no time and then you go and criticise Ressie for taking time organising it, stellar person you are in that regard.

You sound like a Bomber, I take it that's your new club?

It's okay though, I knew from day dawn that you would be a terrible teammate. If anything, your departure has worked Wonders.

 

[BallaratBulldog]

I dont think in like 580 odd games that ive played in a bigger belting

 

[Dingster]

Thanks for the percentage boost Wonders and your time Falconista

Huge bounce back Wazzas. Lots of licks of the ice cream.

 

[BallaratBulldog]

Laughable.......I did all the duties of an LG member before I left including the work that was then required for the BnF.
Just look at your stats at the end of week 8;
There are 8 Wonders with ZERO posting and another 3 with less than 5 posts = 11 out of 22.
Of the 11 left 5 of them have 20 or less posts.
I guess because you "Don't care" you haven't noticed that half of your team that 'stayed' are cadavers in a graveyard.

I know where most of them are. I’m not concerned.

 

[ClarkeM]

I dont think in like 580 odd games that ive played in a bigger belting

You have, sorry...

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

I just plugged a new mouse into my computer, so that's a win at least

Can you give us any pointers?

 

[ClarkeM]

Thanks for the percentage boost Wonders and your time Falconista

Huge bounce back Wazzas. Lots of licks of the ice cream.

Still love you

 

[ClarkeM]

Can you give us any pointers?

 

[Dingster]

Still love you

I saw you dressed as the lovely lady behind the goals.

 

[ClarkeM]

I saw you dressed as the lovely lady behind the goals.

Yes that's why I moved to Back Pocket with 90 seconds left in the game.

 

[Tonga Bob]

Thanks for hosting us Wonders and thanks Falconista for taking time out of your Easter egg hunt to deliver the good news.

Wazzas we have never been more back!!

And a shout out to you BFew for putting out on behalf of your club, you took it (and the losses to both your qooty & foopy teams) like a champ.

 

[Pamcake1]

As soon as you were asked to help with the BnF you said you had no time and then you go and criticise Ressie for taking time organising it, stellar person you are in that regard.

You sound like a Bomber, I take it that's your new club?

It's okay though, I knew from day dawn that you would be a terrible teammate. If anything, your departure has worked Wonders.

Bullshit. I did all the votes as required and I told the LG as my 93 year old father was seriously ill in hospital and I wasn't available or able to do any write ups for the Beez.
There were no write ups for the BnF as anyone can see if they look at the thread.
Twisting the truth to suit your shoddy arguments.

And I'm glad you saved your message and are now publishing it for all to see that's exactly the nasty behavoir that everyone if they aren't already aware of it will be now.
Because there you have it folks a bitter twisted $#@% who never wanted someone on the team, did their best for 3 seasons to get rid of them even if everyone else wanted them, white anted as much as possible and then set them up to fail as a committee member.
You're a pathetic, miserable POS.

 

[BFew]

Thanks for hosting us Wonders and thanks Falconista for taking time out of your Easter egg hunt to deliver the good news.

Wazzas we have never been more back!!

And a shout out to you BFew for putting out on behalf of your club, you took it (and the losses to both your qooty & foopy teams) like a champ.

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Dingster (150 DT!) and Tonga led the Warriors on a merry Conga in giving us Wonders a lesson in how to dominate a game of Qooty and the match thread banter.
Hasta la vista el Falconista for running the event today
See you Warriors again in the finals maybe. Thx for the kind words.

 

[BallaratBulldog]

Thanks for hosting us Wonders and thanks Falconista for taking time out of your Easter egg hunt to deliver the good news.

Wazzas we have never been more back!!

And a shout out to you BFew for putting out on behalf of your club, you took it (and the losses to both your qooty & foopy teams) like a champ.

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Lucky Dog, I never get invited

 

[The Half Back]

Midfield dominance, unsurprisingly the Warriors dominate when the weather is perfect.

Dingster dominant giving us first service all day, cheers ****.

Thanks for the week ClarkeM BFew and BallaratBulldog