Official Match Thread Second Preliminary Final: Baghdad Bombers vs East Side Phoenix at Abdu Prison (MOTR)

[MC Bad Genius]

Well this just got exciting! Next it’ll be a woman flu is worse than a man flu! I won’t sit here and allow anyone to undermine the near death experience caused by a man flu! I saw Jesus last time I had it. The campaigner was pulling me towards heaven! Seems he mistook me for someone else, but by god that flu was suffering! I’d give birth to an elephant any day compared to that flu!

We might need The Jesus to verify that story. Sounds a little far-fetched to me.

 

[BLUEALLTHRU]

We might need The Jesus to verify that story. Sounds a little far-fetched to me.

 

[Kilroy]

Hey HaroLad have you seen the new Obiwan Kenobi series?

Don't bother mate he dies in the end.

 

[Agent93]

I saw Jesus last time I had it.

You sure it wasn't Drunkgoliath? I hear they look similar.

 

[Robertio]

You sure it wasn't Drunkgoliath? I hear they look similar.

 

[CursingFijian]

Sith Harolad you say?

If only I could shoop

 

[KohPhi]

KohPhi's turn to lead the Bombers to a premiership mate.

What.... AGAIN???

Surely 2 times is enough.

Actually 3 time Premiership skipper sounds better.

 

[KohPhi]

I feel ya buddy. The women just don't understand our woes. It's like when they pull that whole 'giving birth is more painful than getting kicked in the balls' bullshit.

Tell me about it.

My wife got so angry at me yesterday, she threw 5 cricket balls at me.

I told her 'one more and it's over'.

 

[KohPhi]

Would Tap.

 

[KohPhi]

or possibly the young climate activist, but up to you folk.

This one?



Oh wait... you said climate. Silly me, I thought you said CLIMAX..

 

[thewizardmelon]

I don’t know who invited philreich into this thread to regularly contribute but I’m here for it!

#honoraryfeenix

 

[philreich]

I don’t know who invited philreich into this thread to regularly contribute but I’m here for it!

#honoraryfeenix

I figured it'd be OK to make regular contributions to a thread that I created.....

 

[kickthething]

 

[BLUEALLTHRU]

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Always thought he ****ed up making wine mate..

 

[kickthething]

Ahh damn, it's too late to get my James Corden guess in.

No….!

Always thought he ducked up making wine mate..

yeah, I call bullshit on that one….

 

[kickthething]

I shoot embryos out of my pussy like a paintball gun

Just remember you can’t reuse any you find on the ground.

 

[kickthething]

Drank the Hope Brewery Imperial Pineapple sour from the Hairy Dog mystery box , let me give everyone a word of advice, DON’T. It is *en disgraceful.

 

[BLUEALLTHRU]

Drank the Hope Brewery Imperial Pineapple sour from the Hairy Dog mystery box , let me give everyone a word of advice, DON’T. It is *en disgraceful.

Pineapple in beer can't be good.

Get your lips around the Beerfarmers Royal Hazy IPA! This is a stunning beer the nose is fruity and it tastes like an absolute beast full of flavour at 6.8%

 

[Damp Squarie]

Is child birth less painful than listening to Graham Cornes talk?

Yes but on a par with the five minute fireman.

 

[Damp Squarie]

I shoot embryos out of my pussy like a paintball gun

They’re bowling balls Ligma, go to SpecSavers

 

[BLUEALLTHRU]

Yes but on a par with the five minute fireman.

Always wanted to be a firey.

 

[Damp Squarie]

Would Tap.

Looks like George Michael so you’d be in with a chance.

 

[Damp Squarie]

Always wanted to be a firey.

So did Kane.
I met his fire teacher a few months ago who claimed he was a dumb as dogshite.

 

[HaroLad]

Hey HaroLad have you seen the ne Obiwan Kenobi series?

Don't bother mate he dies in the end.

Spoiling Star Wars in preliminary final week was my idea, get your own gimmick.

 

[MC Bad Genius]

Drank the Hope Brewery Imperial Pineapple sour from the Hairy Dog mystery box , let me give everyone a word of advice, DON’T. It is *en disgraceful.

Is this written in code? What the hell are you even talking about?