Secret Man-Shame

[Marty64]

I help my girlfriend dye her hair.

I won't help but I will get to pay the bill.

 

[McCavity]

I help my girlfriend dye her hair.

I would help my girlfriend dye her hair, but my wife would probably object.

 

[Geoffa32]

I was just in a pub and ordered a Coke, no a Coke Zero.

 

[Footypie32]

What a great thread!

I've never reversed a trailer.

No good at tying knots.

Not a big outdoors person.

I like the first half of rom- coms ( they start off funny, but the end is always sappy).

I do like beer ( I get 1 man point for that).

I have a beard now, but did try shaving my old fella once (only once and never did it again!).

Wow! That was liberating!!

 

[Tex200]

I was just in a pub and ordered a Coke, no a Coke Zero.

I once had to order a take away bottle of Carrington Blush at the front bar of the Mannum hotel

 

[WALL-e]

Lost my taste for beer at about age 22, now drink wine, spirits and cider

Still like ales though, and Euro beers.

 

[subaru]

This is really funny......

Well done boys for venting your shame.....

My secret she-shame ....

I hate cooking and I don't like babies.

I can,however, reverse a trailer but I can't drive a manual.

 

[JP Sauce]

This is really funny......

Well done boys for venting your shame.....

My secret she-shame ....

I hate cooking and I don't like babies.

I can, however, reverse a trailer but I can't drive a manual.

That's hot!

 

[Deaneus!]

I can,however, reverse a trailer

That's hot!

Cross your fingers it's a euphemism

 

[FR0GGY]

I don't like babies.

I can't drive a manual.

There shouldn't be any problems then.

 

[Lawrst]

I can,however, reverse a trailer but I can't drive a manual.

Don't these 2 cancel out?



Wait, you really can't drive a manual?

Really.

Well then.

 

[subaru]

Don't these 2 cancel out?



Wait, you really can't drive a manual?

Really.

Well then.

How so ?
Nope ...never had a manual car ...no-one in our family has ever had a manual car.

Fair enough - either way - I apologise to you all for intruding.

 

[LowHP]

Like some of the other ashamed men here, I have also watched The Notebook and Titanic willingly, alone, and for one purpose; to try and to fail to hold back the man-tears.

Cricket doesn't interest me at all.

I could never wear a pink shirt but I don't hate them either.

I am scared of horses.

I...don't...drink...beer...

 

[blackbird_RGB]

How so ?
Nope ...never had a manual car ...no-one in our family has ever had a manual car.

Fair enough - either way - I apologise to you all for intruding.

My she-shame, wait for it

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No good at makeup or hair.

I can however drive a manual, drink straight spirits and like it, and I'm just as likely to like a graphic war movie as the sappiest of rom coms

 

[Lawrst]

How so ?
Nope ...never had a manual car ...no-one in our family has ever had a manual car.

2 Things a man should be able to do with a car.

You really cant drive a manual?


Really??

 

[FR0GGY]

2 Things a man should be able to do with a car.

You really cant drive a manual?


Really??

Correct me if I'm wrong but aren't you female Subaru?

 

[subaru]

2 Things a man should be able to do with a car.

You really cant drive a manual?


Really??

You realise I am not a man...don't you?

I'll let you all get back to dying your girlfriends hair......

 

[subaru]

Correct me if I'm wrong but aren't you female Subaru?

Yes - I am see above/ I just thought I'd pop in and say that women have secret shame too...obviously my inPut is not wanted...I have intruded into the bastion of secret mens business...I was just comparing that I ...being female, can reverse a trailer - something we cop shit for ...I was just mucking around, but nerves ...yes, seems I've hit a few !

 

[Lawrst]

Well then ill change my suprise


You can really reverse a trailer?

Really??

 

[Lawrst]

obviously my inPut is not wanted...

No one said anything of the sort

 

[Jars458]

I have never driven a manual car (though I do have a motorbike licence)
I have never changed a tyre
I can't tie knots in balloons
I don't like scotch or any spirtis other than vodka or Southern with lemonade
I don't like Bathurst
I cry in many movies (though not Titanic that's just ****ed up)

 

[FR0GGY]

Yes - I am see above/ I just thought I'd pop in and say that women have secret shame too...obviously my inPut is not wanted...I have intruded into the bastion of secret mens business...I was just comparing that I ...being female, can reverse a trailer - something we cop shit for ...I was just mucking around, but nerves ...yes, seems I've hit a few !

No Subaru, thats not what i ment was, pointing it out to Lawst, but wasnt 100% sure. Your input is great, i enjoy your posting.

 

[subaru]

No Subaru, thats not what i ment was, pointing it out to Lawst, but wasnt 100% sure. Your input is great, i enjoy your posting.

Oh ..OK .....
Good....

My dad taught me to reverse a trailer coz we have always had boats up at our shack at the river .

Other secret shame - I could not stand Lady Di.

 

[subaru]

My she-shame, wait for it

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No good at makeup or hair.

I can however drive a manual, drink straight spirits and like it, and I'm just as likely to like a graphic war movie as the sappiest of rom coms

Make up and hair takes longer the older you get too !

 

[Blue Red and Gold]

I found myself singing "your beautiful" by James blunt at the traffic lights.