Secret Shames

[Gasometer]

Did you cry?

With only one good song I wrote to Chris Martin for a refund.

I got a ...

 

[Quivorir]

Is that the gymnastics one? I think we, i mean she, got through only two episodes of that.

It is. I quite enjoyed it. Maybe more than the mrs.

 

[MrsEddieBetts]

I met my boyfriend on bigfooty...

 

[Gasometer]

I met my boyfriend on bigfooty...

Silent Alarm?

 

[baz_machine]

I can only bowl off spin

 

[Ashton Agar]

I can only bowl off spin

Same here. Can't bowl leggies for shit.

 

[JUBJUB]

Silent Alarm?

Smiling Buddha ?

 

[JUBJUB]

I met my boyfriend on bigfooty...

Stuff e-Harmony,now it e-Bigfooty

 

[Silent Alarm]

I shove several fingers up my clacker on the daily

 

[rdhopkins2]

I shove several fingers up my clacker on the daily

Helps to clear the airway before you attempt to speak

 

[The Dice Man]

I'm under investigation, and am charged with crimes.

 

[Howard Littlejohn]

I absolutely love "Torn" by Natalie Imbruglia

Its the "naked on the floor" line, isn't it?

 

[baz_machine]

I'm currently paying off my Chrisco Hampers for next Christmas

 

[Rustin Cohle]

I met my boyfriend on bigfooty...

Not a mod, is he?

 

[checkraiseulite]

I met my boyfriend on bigfooty...

hope 4 teh white knighters!

 

[MrsEddieBetts]

Not a mod, is he?

Nope

 

[checkraiseulite]

i read 50 shades of grey.

 

[Shell]

I met my boyfriend on bigfooty...

Aint no shame in that MEB.

 

[Scotland]

Aint no shame in that MEB.

Not sure you can make that claim without knowing who the boyfriend is.

Could be MrAaron for all we know...

 

[The Passenger]

This thread feels like it was meant for me... But I generally don't give two ****s once something has happened, so they aren't really shames.

 

[Gasometer]

i read 50 shades of grey.

...so did I ...well only the good bits.

 

[Shell]

Another one who read the grey. Chucked them in the bin long ago.

But they were entertaining when I was travelling around Europe.

 

[Cruyff14]

Those cold, lonely nights, eh Shell

 

[Shell]

Those cold, lonely nights, eh Shell

Hot nights actually. Was August.

 

[little graham]

I met my boyfriend on bigfooty...

I always thought you were a guy. If I was gay, things would be really awkward right now.