Society & Culture Seinfeld

[Wahooti Fandango]

What about how Kramer knows exactly what Elaine (sexy as **** in this clip!) is talking about straight away.

Kind of like in CYE when Jeff makes the big vagina sign with his hands to Larry, and Larry's eyes widen and he goes "big vagina?!?!"

Kramer always delivers.

Big vagina ep of CYE is comedy gold. "These big vagina ladies are getting away with murder."

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[Wahooti Fandango]

I love later on in that episode when Jerry's at the hospital with the guy who took it out and they see someone breast feeding and the guy who took it out goes "does she really need to do that in public?".

Also love that bit.

 

[Richard Cranium]

Currently watching it all over again. Most of the way through season 5.

Heh, me too. Up to S7. Haven't watched any eps for a week or so (decided to play through Uncharted 2 again), need to get back in there...

 

[Wahooti Fandango]

Started season 6 last night. Love The Hamptons episode. Has probably my favourite line. Kramer wants Jerry to put sun block on his back and Jerry refuses so he offers to put some on Jerry. Jerry responds with, "That's not sweetening the deal," delivered only as Jerry can.

 

[Silvagnis]

Not a huge fan of The Betrayal.

Elaine looked hot dressed like that and when she was smashed.

Funniest scene was Jerry meeting Kramer for the first time and saying "What's mine is your's!".

Kramer's lolly pop kept getting bigger as they went backwards.

 

[Schism]

Who's Cartwright?
I'm Cartwright...
You're not Cartwright....
I KNOW I'M NOT CARTWRIGHT!

 

[Wahooti Fandango]

Well you can stuff your sorries in a sack, Mister!

 

[Lensen]

Obligatory for anyone who doubts CYE or LD post Seinfeld

warning....crude language ahead....


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Guy's a pro

 

[hayes]

George and Jerry talking about Georges date with the waitress.

George: It was going well. I mentioned how I like horse manure.

Jerry: You did?

George: Yeah

Jerry: ..You said you liked horse manure?

George: Yeah. When you break it down it's not that bad of a word. It's newer, which is good, with a ma in front of it. It's not bad!

Jerry: And it was around this time she mentioned the boyfriend?

George: Oh you think it was cause of the manure! I was just taking a negative a putting a positive spin on it!

Jerry: I'm just saying she might not have been that enamored with your thoughts and feelings on manure.

Another classic conversations that only Seinfeld could pull off.

 

[Schism]

George and Jerry talking about Georges date with the waitress.

George: It was going well. I mentioned how I like horse manure.

Jerry: You did?

George: Yeah

Jerry: ..You said you liked horse manure?

George: Yeah. When you break it down it's not that bad of a word. It's newer, which is good, with a ma in front of it. It's not bad!

Jerry: And it was around this time she mentioned the boyfriend?

George: Oh you think it was cause of the manure! I was just taking a negative a putting a positive spin on it!

Jerry: I'm just saying she might not have been that enamored with your thoughts and feelings on manure.

Another classic conversations that only Seinfeld could pull off.

One of my fav scenes of all time in that episode, the scene where jerry and george walk out of the cafe and then jerry sends george back in to talk to the waitress

 

[Schism]

Guy's a pro

story goes Larry and Jerry had no idea which joke Bob Einstein was going to tell. He was just told to tell a joke. I have no idea how Larry managed to maintain his disposition of being pissed off at Funkhauser let alone keep a straight face. Maybe Larry had heard the joke before, i'm pretty sure even i had many years ago.

I think in either the DVD extras or an HBO special (can't remember where), it shows the reaction of Jason Alexander and Julia Louis-Dreyfus as they were standing a few metres away. Classic stuff

 

[Wahooti Fandango]

"So anything to, ah, nosh?"

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[Wahooti Fandango]

story goes Larry and Jerry had no idea which joke Bob Einstein was going to tell. He was just told to tell a joke. I have no idea how Larry managed to maintain his disposition of being pissed off at Funkhauser let alone keep a straight face. Maybe Larry had heard the joke before, i'm pretty sure even i had many years ago.

I think in either the DVD extras or an HBO special (can't remember where), it shows the reaction of Jason Alexander and Julia Louis-Dreyfus as they were standing a few metres away. Classic stuff

I am still trying to track down season 7 on dvd.

edit: comes out here start of Feb.

 

[Richo is God]

Yeah, well the Jerk store called.. They're running out of you!

 

[Lazarus]

...what's the difference? You're their all time best seller!

Earlier in that episode: "You see, there are no jerk stores"

 

[hayes]

One of my fav scenes of all time in that episode, the scene where jerry and george walk out of the cafe and then jerry sends george back in to talk to the waitress

Well go on, go back in there. She's not gonna put 'em on the glass.

 

[Schism]

Well go on, go back in there. She's not gonna put 'em on the glass.

-Well i can't do it, i can't do it i tell ya!
-Pull yourself together! You're going in there soldier, that's an order!

 

[Wahooti Fandango]

Jerry is such a shit stirrer.

"And what is his stand on abortion?"

"Because if he is going to be coming over with those Pokeno's pizzas, could be trouble."

 

[hayes]

Jerry was great. Nothing phased him.

"That's a shame."

 

[Drakescoffeecake]

JERRY: <Looks at the owner's manual.> Owner's manual...you know what? This car WAS owned by Jon Voight.

GEORGE: Ah! See? I told ya.

JERRY: Except Jon is spelled with an H. J-O-H-N.

GEORGE: So?

JERRY: Doesn't Jon Voight spell his name J-O-N?

GEORGE (pulls over): So, what are you saying?

JERRY: Nothing. I'm sure "Jon" probably mispelled his own name. I know sometimes I spell Jerry with a G...and an I! Ahhhahahaha!

 

[Wahooti Fandango]

Jerry was great. Nothing phased him.

"That's a shame."

Jerry is my favourite character.

JERRY: <Looks at the owner's manual.> Owner's manual...you know what? This car WAS owned by Jon Voight.

GEORGE: Ah! See? I told ya.

JERRY: Except Jon is spelled with an H. J-O-H-N.

GEORGE: So?

JERRY: Doesn't Jon Voight spell his name J-O-N?

GEORGE (pulls over): So, what are you saying?

JERRY: Nothing. I'm sure "Jon" probably mispelled his own name. I know sometimes I spell Jerry with a G...and an I! Ahhhahahaha!

Watched that ep tonight.

 

[Hard Ball Get]

Just got back from the US where during the trip we hired a car to drive from San Diego to San Francisco (stopping at various places along the way). We rocked up to the car dealership and told them we had a reservation under our name for a particular car (we needed that car because it had tons of seats and space, it was a beast). They then told us that they didn't have the car that we had reserved.

My mate then pulled out the "you know how to take the reservtion but you don't know how to hold the reservation. and that's really the most important part of the reservation, the holding. Anybody can just take them."

 

[Wahooti Fandango]

^ Legendary.

 

[Power King]

Just got back from the US where during the trip we hired a car to drive from San Diego to San Francisco (stopping at various places along the way). We rocked up to the car dealership and told them we had a reservation under our name for a particular car (we needed that car because it had tons of seats and space, it was a beast). They then told us that they didn't have the car that we had reserved.

My mate then pulled out the "you know how to take the reservtion but you don't know how to hold the reservation. and that's really the most important part of the reservation, the holding. Anybody can just take them."

You can't just finish the story there! How'd the react? What happened next?

moar

 

[ThePezDispenser]

You can't just finish the story there! How'd the react? What happened next?

moar

Yep, great story, but we need more!