Society & Culture Seinfeld

[hayes]

What are you a cop? No I'm a clown.

I love that episode.

 

[Damon_3388]

What are you a cop? No I'm a clown.

I love that episode.

From the same episode, IMO one of the funniest scenes in the show's history:

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"You know I've kiboshed before, and I will... kibosh again."

 

[Lance Uppercut]

Seinfeld is one of the few old shows I can watch again and again. Never get sick of watching it, even though I've probably watched some episodes a half a dozen times or more.

The show hasn't really dated either unlike a lot of other shows from the 80s/90s.

agreed. It is literally the only sitcom I can watch and still laugh on the 10th-20th viewing.

The Simpsons used to feel like that, then it got old. Viva Seinfeld

 

[hayes]

From the same episode, IMO one of the funniest scenes in the show's history:

[YOUTUBE]5I6CGBNODaY[/YOUTUBE]
"You know I've kiboshed before, and I will... kibosh again."

I'm going to start using kibosh.

 

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[hayes]

"so let me get this straight. You find yourself in the kitchen. You see an ecclair, in the reciprocal, and you think to yourself what the hell I'll just eat some trash."

 

[Wahooti Fandango]

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"You may not know it to look at me, but I can run really, really fast."

 

[tandino]

David and Victoria Beckham have named their long-awaited first daughter Harper Seven.

The “delighted” couple broke the news of her birth last night and later issued a *statement revealing her name.

Writing on his Facebook page, David told the world: “I am so proud and excited to announce the birth of our daughter Harper Seven Beckham.

GEORGE: So, what're you saying?
SUSAN: They're gonna name their baby Seven.
GEORGE: What?! They're stealing the name?! That's my name,
I made it up!
SUSAN: I can't believe that they're using it.
GEORGE: Well now it's not gonna be original! It's gonna lose
all its cachet!
SUSAN: I dunno how much cachet it had to begin with.
GEORGE: Oh, it's got cachet, baby! It's got cachet up the
yin-yang!

 

[raven echo]

GEORGE: So, what're you saying?
SUSAN: They're gonna name their baby Seven.
GEORGE: What?! They're stealing the name?! That's my name,
I made it up!
SUSAN: I can't believe that they're using it.
GEORGE: Well now it's not gonna be original! It's gonna lose
all its cachet!
SUSAN: I dunno how much cachet it had to begin with.
GEORGE: Oh, it's got cachet, baby! It's got cachet up the
yin-yang!

Lol this is exactly where my mind went when I found out what they named their daughter. My mum even mentioned that particularly episode of Seinfeld when she found out.

 

[magpies10]

Elaine, Newman is my sworn enemy, and he lives down the hall from my home. My home, Elaine! Where I sleep; where I come to play with my toys.

 

[hayes]

Elaine, Newman is my sworn enemy, and he lives down the hall from my home. My home, Elaine! Where I sleep; where I come to play with my toys.

Love it.

 

[Lemma]

You're not a little anything, Newman.

 

[Ed_Gein]

TIMMY: What are you doing?
GEORGE: What?
TIMMY: Did...did you just double-dip that chip?
GEORGE: Excuse me?
TIMMY: You double-dipped the chip!
GEORGE: "Double-dipped"? What are you talking about?
TIMMY: You dipped the chip. You took a bite. And you dipped again.
GEORGE: So...?
TIMMY: That's like putting your whole mouth right in the dip! From now on, when you take a chip - just take one dip and end it!
GEORGE: Well, I'm sorry, Timmy...but I don't dip that way. (takes a chip)
TIMMY: Oh, you don't, huh?
GEORGE: No. (dips chip) You dip the way you want to dip... (bites the chip) I'll dip the way I want to dip. (dips the chip again.)
TIMMY: Gimme the chip!

 

[Damon_3388]

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[Gough]

Jerry now on Twitter. @SeinTime

 

[hayes]

Estelle: Frank come here!

Frank: You come 'ere.

 

[Silvagnis]

I just happened to see the business card of a musicologist, composer and conductor earlier this week.

His email address is maestro@his provider.

 

[Drakescoffeecake]

There are so many good quotes. Too many to mention so I'll just think of a couple from the episodes I watched last night.

George: How did you get this?
Elaine: Does the word "charm" mean anything to you?
Jerry: No.

Jerry: So let me get this straight. You find yourself in the kitchen, you see an eclair in the receptacle, and you think to yourself, 'What the hell, I'll just eat some trash.'
George: No no no no no. It was not trash.
Jerry: Was it in the trash?
George: Yes.
Jerry: Then it was trash.
George: It wasn't down in. It was sort of on top.
Jerry: But it was in the cylinder.
George: Above the rim.
Jerry: Adjacent to refuse is... refuse.
George: It was on a magazine. And it still had the doily on.
Jerry: Was it eaten?
George: One little bite.
Jerry: Well, that's garbage.

Jerry: The answering machine is like a relationship barometer.
George: What is a barometer?
Kramer: It's pronounced thermometer.

 

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[hayes]

George: It's smart. It's a smart line and a smart crowd will appreciate it, and I'm not gonna dumb it down for some bonehead mass audience!

 

[Stockdale]

Does it annoy anyone else that most of the secondary characters are very nosey and unrealistically annoying people? I like the show but its something that has always bugged me

 

[Cory]

 

[Cory]

 

[saintsrfreak]

"Here's to feeling good all the time"

 

[Cory]