Society & Culture Seinfeld

[DrVanNostrand]

Yes. Just yes.

 

[DrVanNostrand]

He's described as 5'5", bald, and reputedly a very generous tipper.

Which one of you is Costanza?

 

[Drakescoffeecake]

"Sagman Bennett Robbins Oppenheim and Taft.... Sagman Bennett Robbins Oppenheim and Taft"

 

[cammo84]

One of my all-time favourite scenes.

 

[hayes]

About time this thread got bumped.

"And you! How many twix does that make for you today, like 8 twix?"

 

[hayes]

 

[Bunk Moreland]

I don’t think there’s a character in sitcom history that has produced so much gold in so little screentime as Jackie Chiles.

SHOCKED AND CHAGRINED!

MORTIFIED... AND STUPIFIED!

 

[DrVanNostrand]

I'M NOT A PIMP.

Are you sayin' you want a peice of me?

 

[Happy_Neale]

Are you sayin' you want a peice of me?

Also one of the best blooper sequences.

 

[Drakescoffeecake]

Yes! That blooper plus the bloopers of Jerry & Elaine at Suzie's funeral are up there with the best.

 

[Stratton_Gun]

 

[DrVanNostrand]

 

[Juddy88]

"Oh hello professor."

One of the greatest lines from the show, I lose it every time.

And of course, the all time classic (best quality I could find):



"It's like a creature out of greek mythology."

 

[Juddy88]

Are you sayin' you want a peice of me?

"I can drop you like a bag of dirt".

 

[raven echo]

 

[Plugger35]

The George IQ test episode is one of the greatest Seinfeld episodes ever.

I love the scene when he gets busted by Susan with food and coffee stains on his test paper after Elaine gives it back to him and then he makes up some bullshit that he had food in his pocket and went out the window to get a coffee.

"Why would I go out the door when the window is right here?"

 

[frantelle]

May I have one of those madam?

 

[DrVanNostrand]

HEY!!! FOLD YOUR DOG'S EARS BACK.

The "I'm not sorry" wave, jackass.

I'm on no sleep, NO SLEEP.

 

[raven echo]

I'm on no sleep, NO SLEEP.

God damn love that episode.

Also here's another one of my favourite scenes of all time:



"Well, that's garbage"

 

[Drakescoffeecake]

"Como di ci.... waterbed?"

"I didn't know she had a pony. How was I to know she had a pony? Who figures an immigrant's gonna have a pony? Do you know what the odds are on that? I mean, in all the pictures I saw of immigrants on boats coming into New York harbour, I never saw one of them sitting on a pony. Why would anybody come
here if they had a pony? Who leaves a country packed with ponies to come to a non-pony country? It doesn't make sense.. am I wrong?"

 

[JUBJUB]

Yes! That blooper plus the bloopers of Jerry & Elaine at Suzie's funeral are up there with the best.

The bloopers from the ep where Jerry Stiller tries to say "Del Boc Vista" is hilarious

 

[DrVanNostrand]

"I didn't know she had a pony. How was I to know she had a pony? Who figures an immigrant's gonna have a pony? Do you know what the odds are on that? I mean, in all the pictures I saw of immigrants on boats coming into New York harbour, I never saw one of them sitting on a pony. Why would anybody come
here if they had a pony? Who leaves a country packed with ponies to come to a non-pony country? It doesn't make sense.. am I wrong?"

Lololol. Jerry is just so sincere saying this.

I love the scene at the end after Jerry's horror softball game. George is just in disbelief.

 

[Plugger35]

May I have one of those madam?

That's a classic episode too.

That's the one where George has to wear prescription swimming goggles when he loses his old glasses.

 

[d0gs]

One of my favourite episodes I can remember;

 

[hayes]