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Anyone else love Peterman?

My neck is one gargantuan monkey fist

Love him.

Elaine: This. My office. Sam trashed my office.

Peterman: Well, I see what's going on in here. I am smack dab in the middle of a good old fashioned cat fight.

Elaine: Mr. Peterman, this is not a cat fight. This is violent psychotic behaviour directed at me all because I told her to swing her arms.

Peterman: Woof!

Elaine: Do you mean "reer"?

Peterman: Yes, that's the one! Good day Elaine. (Leaves.)

This scene kills me every time. Especially when he says 'Woof' lol.
 

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Anyone else love Peterman?

My neck is one gargantuan monkey fist

My favourite:

"I know what you're going through. I too once fell under the spell of
opium. It was 1979. I was travelling the Yangtzee in search of a Mongolian
horsehair vest. I had got to the market after sundown, all of the clothing
traders had gone, but a different sort of trader still lurked about. "Just a
taste," he said. That was all it took."
 
My favourite:

"I know what you're going through. I too once fell under the spell of
opium. It was 1979. I was travelling the Yangtzee in search of a Mongolian
horsehair vest. I had got to the market after sundown, all of the clothing
traders had gone, but a different sort of trader still lurked about. "Just a
taste," he said. That was all it took."

Anyone else reading it in Peterman's voice ? :D

I need to pull out the dvds again
 

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Then, in the distance, I heard the bulls. I began running as fast as I could. Fortunately, I was wearing my Italian cap toe oxfords. Sophisticated yet different; nothing to make a huge fuss about. Rich dark brown calfskin leather. Matching leather vent. Men's whole and half sizes 7 through 13. Price: $135.00
 
https://twitter.com/SeinfeldToday

This is the best thing I have seen on twitter, brilliant.

OMFG that is brilliant. Technology advances in the last 10 years could carry another 9 years of Seinfeld!

Love these:
After he learns it's been canceled, Kramer starts his own version of Cash Cab in his car. People think he's trying to kidnap them.

Jerry is sick of hearing about everyone's podcasts. George thinks he's mastered the art of the misleading profile photo.

George has a map of unprotected WI-FI networks in the neighborhood. Jerry & Kramer get hooked on Breaking Bad, act weird around Tim Whatley.

Jerry's beautiful girlfriend (Kelly Macdonald) dumps him after Jerry, on George's insistence, uses an emoticon in a text.
 

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I'm sure Jon probably misspelled his own name... I know sometimes I spell Jerry with a G... and an I!

Get out of the car!

What?

That's right, you heard me, get out! You are ruining this whole experience for me!

Oh Look! It's Gregory Peck's bicycle!

Get Out!!
 
I couldn't help but laugh when I read this article.

http://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/vi...sacked-over-pr0n/story-e6frf7kx-1226562117961
 

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