Society & Culture Seinfeld

[Slippery Pete]

The actor that played Jesus made some odd choices.

I mean....

I had fun ice skating.

 

[Marlowe]

Helena, a neighbor, steps into the hallway.
Helena: Hello Kramer.
Kramer: Oh, uh, Helena, how are you?
Helena: I haven't worked since 1934, how do you think I am?
Kramer: Well, that's only uh, 58 years.
Helena: It was a Three Stooges short, "Sappy Pappy." I played Mr. Sugarman's
secretary, remember?
Kramer: Yeah, right, right, yeah, yeah, that was a Shemp, right?
Helena: No, a Curly. The boys played three sailors who find a baby, the baby's
been kidnapped and the police think that they did it.
Kramer: Uh huh, right.
Helena: But, but of course they didn't do it, the police had made an awful
mistake.
Kramer: Right.
Helena: Moe hits Curly with an axe,
Kramer: Uh huh.
Helena: The Stooges catch the kidnappers,
Kramer: Right.
Helena: But it's too late.
Kramer: Really.
Helena: The baby's dead.
Kramer: Really?
Helena: The boys are sent to Death Row and are executed.
Kramer: Well I don't remember that part.
Helena: I play Mr. Sugarman's secretary.
Kramer: Oh, yeah, yeah, you were, you were very good.
Helena: Yeah, it was sad for a Three Stooges, what with the dead baby and the
Stooges being executed and all.
Kramer: Well, that was an unusual choice for the stooges.

 

[Stratton_Gun]

 

[raven echo]

 

[raven echo]

Jerry: Looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun. You don't stare at it, it's too risky. You get a sense of it then you look away.

Wise words to live by

 

[Marlowe]

KRAMER: That's her.
JERRY: Who?
KRAMER: Erika, she's Erika!
JERRY: Oh you think she's Erika, the phone sex woman?
KRAMER: Jerry, that voice is tattooed on my brain, I'm telling you it's her.
JERRY: Oh you're crazy!
KRAMER: Am I? Or am I so sane that you just blew your mind?!
JERRY: It's impossible.
KRAMER: Is it? Or is it so possible your heard is spinning like a top?!
JERRY: It can't be.
KRAMER: Can't it? Or is your entire world just crashing down all around you?!
JERRY: Alright that's enough.
KRAMER: Yeaaaaah!

 

[crazyman27]

This is one of the most random scenes I've seen on Seinfeld but for some reason it's hilarious!

 

[Shell]

See, it pays to watch Seinfeld- on Hot seat there was the question "What year comes after 1BC".

Anyone work it out from a particular ep of Seinfeld?!?!

 

[ThePezDispenser]

On that very topic - I always wondered who thought to then count back from AD and how the whole process took place. Seems kinda odd!

 

[raven echo]

See, it pays to watch Seinfeld- on Hot seat there was the question "What year comes after 1BC".

Anyone work it out from a particular ep of Seinfeld?!?!

What episode is that you are referencing? I consider myself a Seinfeld fanatic and for the life of me I can't place it.

 

[Richo is God]

See, it pays to watch Seinfeld- on Hot seat there was the question "What year comes after 1BC".

Anyone work it out from a particular ep of Seinfeld?!?!

The ep where Kramer and Newman both have millennium parties?

 

[Shell]

The ep where Kramer and Newman both have millennium parties?

Ding ding ding, correct!

Right at the end of the ep, Jerry explains to Newman that there is no Year 0, therefore the new millenium is acutally 1999- making his party a year early and therefore "quite lame".

Yeah anyway, the guy on Hot Seat said 0AD- he shoulda watched more Seinfeld!

 

[raven echo]

Cheers

I must re-watch that episode.

 

[Shell]

Cheers

I must re-watch that episode.

Kramer, those balloons arent gonna stay filled til the millenium!!

No, those are my everyday happy balloons.

 

[DrVanNostrand]

Ding ding ding, correct!

Right at the end of the ep, Jerry explains to Newman that there is no Year 0, therefore the new millenium is acutally 1999- making his party a year early and therefore "quite lame".

Yeah anyway, the guy on Hot Seat said 0AD- he shoulda watched more Seinfeld!

Doesn't Jerry tell him his party will be one year too late? Pretty sure this is one of the more famous goofs in the Seinfeld universe.

 

[Shell]

Doesn't Jerry tell him his party will be one year too late? Pretty sure this is one of the more famous goofs in the Seinfeld universe.

Oh yeah late!

Was that not correct what Jerry told him???

Now I'm a bit confused...

 

[raven echo]

Kramer, those balloons arent gonna stay filled til the millenium!!

No, those are my everyday happy balloons.

Another great scene from that episode

I can't believe you, body suit-man, could perpetrate such disloyalty

 

[DrVanNostrand]

Oh yeah late!

Was that not correct what Jerry told him???

Now I'm a bit confused...

"...making your party one year too late, and thus quite lame."

He should have said "early". How this got through the table read (let alone filming and editing) beats me.

 

[raven echo]

"...making your party one year too late, and thus quite lame."

He should have said "early". How this got through the table read (let alone filming and editing) beats me.

No Larry David running a fine tooth comb over everything

 

[Shell]

Another great scene from that episode

I can't believe you, body suit-man, could perpetrate such disloyalty

I think my favourite ep, to do with George and the Yankees would be the ep where he puts a bed under his desk (I mean.. cause dont we all wanna do that in real life??!).. so many funny lines.

And just the way Jerry says "Yeah this is terrorist bomber"

Just the way he delivers it, cracks me up every time.

 

[carn tigez]

"...making your party one year too late, and thus quite lame."

He should have said "early". How this got through the table read (let alone filming and editing) beats me.

The 2000th year was in 1999, so Newman's party being in 2000 was actually the 2001st year and thus 1 year too late. As far as I can remember anyway.

 

[raven echo]

I think my favourite ep, to do with George and the Yankees would be the ep where he puts a bed under his desk (I mean.. cause dont we all wanna do that in real life??!).. so many funny lines.

And just the way Jerry says "Yeah this is terrorist bomber"

Just the way he delivers it, cracks me up every time.

STEINBRENNER: Well what do you want instead?
JERRY: What?
STEINBRENNER: Well, you're the terrorist. You're going to want something.
JERRY: I guess it would be nice if you called all the ticket holders if the game was going to be rained out.
STEINBRENNER: All right George, you can handle that.



Lol my favourite scene involving Steinbrenner is this one with Frank after George has "died", especially the bit with the answering machine at the end:

 

[carn tigez]

"In 6 games "

 

[Stratton_Gun]

I was at a restaraunt with my dad and his mate today and they were talking about someone they knew who had non-hodgkins lymphoma and i felt obliged to say "is that the good one?". not seinfeld but seinfeld and curb are pretty much the same thing
heres the clip

 

[showdownhero]

Link to the Biddy Rich tapes in case anyone is interested

http://trackdrummer.com/other-services/buddy-rich-audio-page/