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JERRY: Hey, Elaine, have you noticed your boyfriend has developed an annoying little habit?

ELAINE: (Squints, imitating Puddy) The squinting?

JERRY: No.

ELAINE: (Stares ahead, again, imitating Puddy) The staring?

JERRY: No. He keeps asking me to give him a high-five.

ELAINE: (Shrugging) I thought all guys do that.

JERRY: Slapping hands is the lowest form of male primate ritual. In fact, even some of them have moved on - they’re doing sign language now.
 
JERRY: Hey, Elaine, have you noticed your boyfriend has developed an annoying little habit?

ELAINE: (Squints, imitating Puddy) The squinting?

JERRY: No.

ELAINE: (Stares ahead, again, imitating Puddy) The staring?

JERRY: No. He keeps asking me to give him a high-five.

ELAINE: (Shrugging) I thought all guys do that.

JERRY: Slapping hands is the lowest form of male primate ritual. In fact, even some of them have moved on - they’re doing sign language now.

Puddy: I don't know too many monkeys who could take apart a fuel injector.

Jerry: ...I saw one who could do sign language.

Puddy: Yeah I saw that. Coco. That chimps alright. High 5!
 

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Full price for the majority of them from memory :eek:. I don't regret it as such, but i do get envious of those that pick it up cheaper ($16-$20 per season = good deal). I noticed that JB Hifi is selling the complete box set for $95, this time last year it was far cheaper (normally $89, but had it as cheap as $65 at one stage).
 
George: You know it was a really rotten thing for you to do, to back out on that deal.
Jerry: We didn't make a deal! I just shook your hand!
George: Yeah well that's a deal where I come from.
Jerry: We come from the same place.
 

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Kramer: I was returning some pants. I took a short cut in a subway tunnel and fell in some mud, ruining my pants. The very pants I was returning.
Elaine: I don't understand - you were wearing the pants you were returning?
Kramer: Well, I guess I was.
Elaine: What were you going to wear home?
Kramer: Elaine, are you listening? I never made it too the store.

Watched this ep last night, ****ing classic.
 
Happy Festivus.

Frank Costanza: "Many Christmases ago, I went to buy a doll for my son. I reached for the last one they had, but so did another man. As I rained blows upon him, I realized there had to be another way."
Cosmo Kramer: "What happened to the doll?"
Frank Costanza: "It was destroyed. But out of that a new holiday was born: a Festivus for the rest of us!"
Kramer: "That must have been some kind of doll."
Frank Costanza: "She was."
 
Kramer: I was returning some pants. I took a short cut in a subway tunnel and fell in some mud, ruining my pants. The very pants I was returning.
Elaine: I don't understand - you were wearing the pants you were returning?
Kramer: Well, I guess I was.
Elaine: What were you going to wear home?
Kramer: Elaine, are you listening? I never made it too the store.

Watched this ep last night, ****ing classic.
Elaine: And, I don't know, you slip and fall in some mud...
Peterman: .....ruining the very pants I was returning! Elaine, THAT'S good writing!
 
Happy Festivus.

Frank Costanza: "Many Christmases ago, I went to buy a doll for my son. I reached for the last one they had, but so did another man. As I rained blows upon him, I realized there had to be another way."
Cosmo Kramer: "What happened to the doll?"
Frank Costanza: "It was destroyed. But out of that a new holiday was born: a Festivus for the rest of us!"
Kramer: "That must have been some kind of doll."
Frank Costanza: "She was."

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