Society & Culture Seinfeld

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A sports presenter in the USA has done a sports report with 41 Seinfeld references

 

[Damon_3388]

 

[Total_Juddshanks]

KRAMER: That's her.
JERRY: Who?
KRAMER: Erika, she's Erika!
JERRY: Oh you think she's Erika, the phone sex woman?
KRAMER: Jerry, that voice is tattooed on my brain, I'm telling you it's her.
JERRY: Oh you're crazy!
KRAMER: Am I? Or am I so sane that you just blew your mind?!
JERRY: It's impossible.
KRAMER: Is it? Or is it so possible your heard is spinning like a top?!
JERRY: It can't be.
KRAMER: Can't it? Or is your entire world just crashing down all around you?!
JERRY: Alright that's enough.
KRAMER: Yeaaaaah!

kramers delivery of this kills me

I still don't understand why Seinfeld is as hilarious as it is, a lot of the jokes are very basic, but all the actors are just extremely funny people who make anything and everything gold, Dreyfuss is hands down the best female comedy actor ever, and some of the ensemble cast (George's dad!) are amazing

 

[Richo is God]

Complete Seinfeld marathon started on Friday on TV1 finishes tomorrow 10.30pm

 

[Prestigerrycomo]

Complete Seinfeld marathon started on Friday on TV1 finishes tomorrow 10.30pm

Been watching on and off last 2 days

 

[ManWithNoName]

 

[ManWithNoName]

I've started watching the series from the start. Oh wow this theme music in the pilot is so, so 80's.

 

[ManWithNoName]

Kessler!

 

[Slippery Pete]

Kessler!

Why even give her an option!!

 

[Slippery Pete]

When was the last time you even checked the washer fluid?

The washer fluid is fine.

THE WASHER FLUID IS NOT FINE.

Have you been picking at it?

 

[hayes]

We're gonna meet Elaine and Peterman at the Chinese restaurant.

Peterman? Nobody mentioned anything about Peterman.

Of course not, if I did would you have come?

No way.

There you go.

I don't even know Peterman. How the hell am I gonna relax? I'm gonna have to be on all night. I don't like being on, Jerry, I would much rather be off!

Trust me you're off.

 

[Slippery Pete]

We're gonna meet Elaine and Peterman at the Chinese restaurant.

Peterman? Nobody mentioned anything about Peterman.

Of course not, if I did would you have come?

No way.

There you go.

I don't even know Peterman. How the hell am I gonna relax? I'm gonna have to be on all night. I don't like being on, Jerry, I would much rather be off.

Trust me you're off.

I reached down...... And there was nothin' there!

 

[Slippery Pete]

Lomez's place of worship is right on the right here.

 

[ManWithNoName]

 

[hayes]

 

[juss]

Such a gap between this and the next best sitcom. Have seen all the eps but still a great show to watch when kicking back doing nothing. Love flicking through the channels and seeing this is on, always makes me sit and watch the rest of the episode, that's how you can tell a good comedy.

 

[Schism]

Your name?

.....Elaine.

Elaaaaaaaiiiiiiiinnnnneeeeee

 

[DrVanNostrand]

Please hold for Elaine Benes...

 

[The Passenger]

thread made me have look. last episode aired may 1998. 15 years ago. doesn't feel like that long ago at all. one of tv's great shows.

 

[Shane Hird]

Frank...." Between you and me Elaine, I think I've got a...foot odor problem "

 

[Doss]

The Contest remains, IMO, one of the greatest of all episodes of any sitcom.

 

[Slippery Pete]

Frank...." Between you and me Elaine, I think I've got a...foot odor problem "

You have no eye for fashion!

 

[hayes]

You have no eye for fashion!

Why do you put the bananas in there!?

George likes the bananas!

SO LET HIM HAVE BANANAS ON THE SIDE!

 

[Richo is God]

Gazpacho, por favor

-- por favor?

Yes I'm part Spanish

-- adios muchacho!

 

[skilts]

This thread is a triumph created by those who collect the unfunniest things ever said on television. Well done.