Society & Culture Seinfeld

[Catfish Alley]

I would've tapped Elaine.
Just sayin'

She's not dead. Go give it a shot and report back.

 

[MiloStedman]

Caught an episode I hadn't seen for a while last night, you pack of bastards.

Did you get the call?

Jean-Paul Jean-Paul.

 

[Richo is God]

Caught an episode I hadn't seen for a while last night, you pack of bastards.

This son of a bitch is ice cold!

 

[Richo is God]

What makes you think I'm not reading the Wall Street section? Oh that's right, because I'm the uneducated doorman

 

[courtjester]

I would've tapped Elaine.
Just sayin'

 

[Hipster Doofus]

What makes you think I'm not reading the Wall Street section? Oh that's right, because I'm the uneducated doorman

Nobodies going to believe the doorman

 

[Drakescoffeecake]

Did you get the call?

Jean-Paul Jean-Paul.

Why separate knob, why separate knob??!

 

[Plugger35]

Saw "The Label Maker" episode tonight where Kramer and Newman are playing a game of Risk.

Some classic scenes.







There's also that scene where Kramer's car is getting towed and he runs outside carrying the board with him because he doesn't want Newman to cheat and Newman doesn't want Kramer to cheat so he chases after him.

 

[Drakescoffeecake]

There's nothing finer than being in your diner

 

[ManWithNoName]

Nobodies going to believe the doorman

"So you didn't even need the couch?"

 

[AtomicBlonde]

There's nothing finer than being in your diner

I loved that, couldn't understand why Jerry didn't.

 

[Drakescoffeecake]

Love the conversations that follow

Elaine: Where's my water?
Jerry: Oh it's coming

 

[hayes]

Ah-HAAAAA!

George what are you doing in here?

.....I was just seeing what it was you wanted for dessert?


The passion in his voice in the first line = gold.

 

[Nostradumbass]

Whatever you say, Crowall.

 

[Drakescoffeecake]

George: Listen. I know we've had our problems in the past, but we got a show to do tonight. Time to pull together as a team. Life's too short. I say, let's let bygones be bygones. If you took the raisins, if you didn't take the raisins - they weren't even my raisins. I was just curious because it seems like a strange to do to walk into a room, audition, and walk out with a box of raisins. Anyway, whatever. If you ever want to tell me about it, the door to my office is always open. In the event that I get an office. You'll come in, we'll talk about the raisins. We'll have a nice laugh.

TV Kramer: How would you like it if I just pulled your heart out of your chest right now, and shoved it down your throat?

 

[MiloStedman]

George: Why don't you tell me your moves, you know I have no moves!!! I'm out here rubbing two sticks together and you're walking around with a Zippo!

 

[cartwright]

George: Why don't you tell me your moves, you know I have no moves!!! I'm out here rubbing two sticks together and you're walking around with a Zippo!

Crib notes? You've got

crib notes?!!

 

[MiloStedman]

Crib notes? You've got

crib notes?!!

Hahaha classic. I didn't know crib notes were a thing until that episode.

 

[cartwright]

"My name is George. I am unemployed and I live with my parents."

 

[GoldenHodge]

Ordered a long sleeve work uniform yesterday, it's a little big. I feel like this when I wear it.

 

[Damon_3388]

"I wanna be a pirate."

 

[crazyman27]

Bizarro Jerry definitely one of my favourites. Kramer getting an office job is hilarious:

 

[RICHOLEGEND12]

"Look away... I'm hideous". Classic.

 

[Flash of power]

I would've tapped Elaine.
Just sayin'

Are you spongeworthy though?

 

[DrVanNostrand]

Just watched the Larry David ep of Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee for about the 10th time...brilliant. Kindred spirits, those two.