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Jul 26, 2007
31,927
33,142
Darwin
AFL Club
West Coast
Ooh look at us we have more members than Collingwood.
Ooh look at us we’ve won more flags than Collingwood.
Ooh look at us since the 60’s we’ve won more than Collingwood.

Others teams are always comparing themselves to Collingwood.

Other teams make out they are successful in terms of comparing themselves to Collingwood.

We don’t bother comparing ourselves to anyone because no one else compares.

Collingwood are the benchmark.

I rest my case.

Tell us all how is Collingwoods win loss ratio in grand finals?:D

You guys were relevant before colour tv was invented.

Since then you have basically been the preferred grand final opponent of every other team.

Carry on and keep up the good work.
 

Occidental

Club Legend
Oct 2, 2016
2,387
6,795
AFL Club
Collingwood
Tell us all how is Collingwoods win loss ratio in grand finals?:D

You guys were relevant before colour tv was invented.

Since then you have basically been the preferred grand final opponent of every other team.

Carry on and keep up the good work.

Ok, I’ll keep going with sales pitch...
Collingwood have made more Grand Finals than anyone else
Yes, we have lost the most by miles, but we still have won the second most
We have won more finals games than anyone else
We have won more Home & Away games than anyone else
So we have won more often than anyone, year after year.

You say we are not relevant even though we knocked your side out of the finals...

Jog on.
 

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Jul 26, 2007
31,927
33,142
Darwin
AFL Club
West Coast
Ok, I’ll keep going with sales pitch...
Collingwood have made more Grand Finals than anyone else
Yes, we have lost the most by miles, but we still have won the second most
We have won more finals games than anyone else
We have won more Home & Away games than anyone else
So we have won more often than anyone, year after year.

You say we are not relevant even though we knocked your side out of the finals...

Jog on.


Um Im an Eagles supporter.:);)

You know. That team that won the grand final........against your mob!:D

Time to go to Spec Savers?:think:
 

Captain_Bender

Premiership Player
May 21, 2015
4,495
6,761
AFL Club
Richmond
Tell us all how is Collingwoods win loss ratio in grand finals?:D

You guys were relevant before colour tv was invented.

Since then you have basically been the preferred grand final opponent of every other team.

Carry on and keep up the good work.
Wrong Collingwood were relevant before TV
 
Jul 30, 2011
1,104
2,317
Right behind you
AFL Club
Melbourne
Other Teams
Gunners & Steelers
Tell us all how is Collingwoods win loss ratio in grand finals?:D

You guys were relevant before colour tv was invented.

Since then you have basically been the preferred grand final opponent of every other team.

Carry on and keep up the good work.

Pfft! They were always our preferred grand final opponent... back before TV even existed.
 

mick500

Norm Smith Medallist
Feb 17, 2012
7,212
6,055
AFL Club
Adelaide
We have Taylor walker, all Australian captain, loved by his peers and opposition supporters alike (lol) unarguably, the peoples champ.

We've been robbed in finals against hawks by the umps in a prelim, we have been robbed on finals against Collingwood with a BS free after the siren to hand the win to the pies. We are beaten in to the ground but we always get back up.

We have had a lot of adversity and ridicule, all while losing players like clangerfield, Gunston, tippet, Charlie Cameron, lever, bock, and many more "A" grade players, tragically lost our coach to being murdered by his own son, and tragically lost one of our assistant coaches in Dean bailey. All while still making a GF against all odds and being reamed by the umps in the first half, and ridiculed by the vicco supporters. Do we have a chip on our shoulder? Yeah a little bit.

We are an interstate side. Victorians don't want to acknowledge us, but we arent going away. They will cheat with fixturing, with umpiring and In finals to stop us winning another GF. We need to be a 5 goal better side to win a GF away from home. Because of the cheating umps. This song below shows how much the viccos don't want us winning one again. And the video below that will show how the game is umpired differently for us compared to the opposition to manufacture wins for vicco teams.

#corruptcomp









Yet we still have sell out crowds every week at home games, around 45k packed stadium, best in the country, the envy of the country and when we get over the line against this corrupt comp it will be even sweeter for it.

Join us.. Even though we don't need the members and we aren't one of those financially unsustainable vicco clubs that teams like us and West Coast prop up and keep Alive.

And we've never needed tarps.
 
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mick500

Norm Smith Medallist
Feb 17, 2012
7,212
6,055
AFL Club
Adelaide
Tell me this is a free we would have been paid in the same circumstances with no time left and a point down. Against the pies over there. No chance.

 

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Captain_Bender

Premiership Player
May 21, 2015
4,495
6,761
AFL Club
Richmond
We have Taylor walker, all Australian captain, loved by his peers and opposition supporters alike (lol) unarguably, the peoples champ.

We've been robbed in finals against hawks by the umps in a prelim, we have been robbed on finals against Collingwood with a BS free after the siren to hand the win to the pies. We are beaten in to the ground but we always get back up.

We have had a lot of adversity and ridicule, all while losing players like clangerfield, Gunston, tippet, Charlie Cameron, lever, bock, and many more "A" grade players, tragically lost our coach to being murdered by his own son, and tragically lost one of our assistant coaches in Dean bailey. All while still making a GF against all odds and being reamed by the umps in the first half, and ridiculed by the vicco supporters. Do we have a chip on our shoulder? Yeah a little bit.

We are an interstate side. Victorians don't want to acknowledge us, but we arent going away. They will cheat with fixturing, with umpiring and In finals to stop us winning another GF. We need to be a 5 goal better side to win a GF away from home. Because of the cheating umps. This song below shows how much the viccos don't want us winning one again. And the video below that will show how the game is umpired differently for us compared to the opposition to manufacture wins for vicco teams.

#corruptcomp









Yet we still have sell out crowds every week at home games, around 45k packed stadium, best in the country, the envy of the country and when we get over the line against this corrupt comp it will be even sweeter for it.

Join us.. Even though we don't need the members and we aren't one of those financially unsustainable vicco clubs that teams like us and West Coast prop up and keep Alive.

And we've never needed tarps.

lol
 
May 8, 2007
10,579
14,813
vic
AFL Club
Richmond
We are a club universally admired by all.
We have a long tradition of uninterrupted success.
We are a very supportive and caring club, who loyally support our players and coaches.
Your fellow barrackers are amongst some of the most astute and knowledgeable during post-game analysis.
Our female supporters are the most attractive.


This is bloody difficult.
 
Check out his highlights, as a player he was one of the best and most influential of his era.

As a coach, well, we know how that ends.
Bigger selling point.

Essendon, the only club to have a person associated with it in the history of Australian Football namely one James Hird to be twice found guilty of bringing the game into disrepute.
 

Leeda

Talents B Sharp
Suspended
Sep 26, 2012
9,443
1,622
AFL Club
Hawthorn
We are a club universally admired by all.
We have a long tradition of uninterrupted success.
We are a very supportive and caring club, who loyally support our players and coaches.
Your fellow barrackers are amongst some of the most astute and knowledgeable during post-game analysis.
Our female supporters are the most attractive.


This is bloody difficult.
Shortly pal..wings..wigs are deceiving :fire:
 
I’ll be honest, I’ve got nothing....

- Colours are nice
- Name is easy for puns - Bold Coast (stirring win), Rolled Coast (thumping), Cold Coast (Shanghai hit by a snow storm), Old Coast (senior players getting on)
- No one can accuse you of being a glory hunter
 

Craven Morehead

I really don't care what you think.
Jan 2, 2019
4,103
5,411
AFL Club
Gold Coast
- Colours are nice
- Name is easy for puns - Bold Coast (stirring win), Rolled Coast (thumping), Cold Coast (Shanghai hit by a snow storm), Old Coast (senior players getting on)
- No one can accuse you of being a glory hunter
GAGF!
:'(:'(:'(:'(
 
Aug 17, 2010
12,795
17,064
AFL Club
Gold Coast
- Colours are nice
- Name is easy for puns - Bold Coast (stirring win), Rolled Coast (thumping), Cold Coast (Shanghai hit by a snow storm), Old Coast (senior players getting on)
- No one can accuse you of being a glory hunter
Our fans aren’t arrogant pricks or ferals either, so I suppose that’s a plus... and we’ve got a great little boutique stadium and world-class training facilities. Also not a chance of getting too attached and ultimately disappointed in our players as they don’t hang around long.
 

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