State of Origin Series XV Round 5 - Western Australia v Vic Country @ Perth Stadium (MOTR)

[Tarkyn_24]

And I had such high hopes for this year because the signs were there despite 0 wins last year but alas

Can’t polish a turd. So maybe I should stop trying and should start focussing on QOOTY instead.

 

[MWPP]

Can’t polish a turd. So maybe I should stop trying and should start focussing on QOOTY instead.

Will you play yourself in the 18?
And I am uninspired by the Counts’ lineup/team so for the first time this series, I’m not seeking a specific matchup ( SarahSmiles , Test Tickle , DERO and Elton Johns Wig all seem awol anyway) . Play me (or not play me) wherever’s best for team balance

 

[The Half Back]

I don't know mate... I've seen his game plan.

That's the trick, we don't actually use ClarkeM's game plans. We just let him think he is in control, but I'm basically still captain for this year, just didn't want my name scribbled all over the record books.

 

[Metalcrusher]

Will you play yourself in the 18?
And I am uninspired by the Counts’ lineup/team so for the first time this series, I’m not seeking a specific matchup ( SarahSmiles , Test Tickle , DERO and Elton Johns Wig all seem awol anyway) . Play me (or not play me) wherever’s best for team balance

Yeah I'm with you mate, as long as its not on a *ing FLANK … hear that Tarkyn_24 you campaigner!

 

[Restricted Free Agent]

Will you play yourself in the 18?
And I am uninspired by the Counts’ lineup/team so for the first time this series, I’m not seeking a specific matchup ( SarahSmiles , Test Tickle , DERO and Elton Johns Wig all seem awol anyway) . Play me (or not play me) wherever’s best for team balance

I've been in Melbourne for approximately 4 days in the past 6 weeks.... But you're on

 

[DERO]

Will you play yourself in the 18?
And I am uninspired by the Counts’ lineup/team so for the first time this series, I’m not seeking a specific matchup ( SarahSmiles , Test Tickle , DERO and Elton Johns Wig all seem awol anyway) . Play me (or not play me) wherever’s best for team balance

I’ll take that as consent.

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

Can’t polish a turd. So maybe I should stop trying and should start focussing on QOOTY instead.

Yes you can.

 

[MWPP]

I've been in Melbourne for approximately 4 days in the past 6 weeks.... But you're on

4 days including the loss to Metro?

 

[MWPP]

I’ll take that as consent.

To play on me?
I suspect this is because you’re too afraid to play on your obvious opponent Barrybran

 

[Barrybran]

To play on me?
I suspect this is because you’re too afraid to play on your obvious opponent Barrybran

I don't want to hurt DERO before the season starts

 

[Tarkyn_24]

Why is everyone requesting to play flanks? I’m not gonna have enough spots to facilitate your requests...

 

[Restricted Free Agent]

4 days including the loss to Metro?

Unfortunately yes. Wasn't even worth showing up, got dragged after the 1st quarter

 

[DERO]

To play on me?
I suspect this is because you’re too afraid to play on your obvious opponent Barrybran

Yes, to “play” on you.

 

[MWPP]

I don't want to hurt DERO before the season starts

We know that , but there was no reason to let DERO know too
I was enjoying seeing him quiver
If you end up playing on each other anyway , please don’t go easy just because you’ll soon be teammates again
Besides I don’t think Injuries & Suspensions will ever return ...

 

[MWPP]

Unfortunately yes. Wasn't even worth showing up, got dragged after the 1st quarter

If that was the lowlight of the school holidays , what has been the highlight ?

 

[DERO]

We know that , but there was no reason to let DERO know too
I was enjoying seeing him quiver
If you end up playing on each other anyway , please don’t go easy just because you’ll soon be teammates again
Besides I don’t think Injuries & Suspensions will ever return ...

You mean Quivorir

 

[Barrybran]

You mean Quivorir

What you do with Quiv is your business. Just be at training on time and we won't ask questions.

 

[DERO]

Yes you can.

I prefer those blokes when they are blowing s**t up.

 

[NaturalDisaster]

How did we get here Counts? What the fu** were you clowns doing last round? I mean we're a pile of s**t, but you guys were meant to stop him.

You realise NaturalDisaster is about to become the State of Origin winning captain.

Let that sink in. Fair dinkum.

Mate, have you heard about my Grand final history? I’m not confident

 

[The Half Back]

TIF still panicking trying to think up a combination to defeat the Counts.

Let me give you a hint mate, don't pick a side made up of WA posters, it won't work.

 

[Restricted Free Agent]

If that was the lowlight of the school holidays , what has been the highlight ?

Probably the hike up a mountain in the Arava near Eilat to see the sunrise over Jordan, Egypt, Israel and Saudi Arabia. Incredible morning

 

[Tarkyn_24]

Round 5: Official Team Sheet - Western Australia v East Adelaide/Ballarat

B: Carson Dial - JoshWoodenSpoon - gym4life
HB: MWPP - Dr Mantis Taboggan - CazC30
C: Agent93 - Van_Dyke - Metalcrusher
HF: Matera92 - Ljp86 - Biggie
F: CakeEater - Tarkyn_24 - TY24
R: TheInjuryFactory - Barrybran - Noobz0r
INT: miggs - ArdentEagle

IN: TY24, Dr Mantis Taboggan
OUT: larrikin, Square Peg

Carson Dial RHF -> LBP
JoshWoodenSpoon RR -> FB
gym4life LHF -> RBP
MWPP ROV -> LHB
Dr Mantis Taboggan OUT -> CHB
CazC30 LFP -> RHB
Agent93 LBP -> LW
Matera92 RBP -> LHF
Ljp86 RHB -> CHF
Biggie LW -> RHF
CakeEater FF -> LFP
Tarkyn_24 INT -> FF
TY24 OUT -> RFP
TheInjuryFactory FB -> RUCK
Barrybran LHB -> RR
Noobz0r CHF -> ROV
midges RFP -> INT
ArdentEagle CHB -> INT
larrikin RUCK -> OUT
Square Peg INT -> OUT

 

[MWPP]

Probably the hike up a mountain in the Arava near Eilat to see the sunrise over Jordan, Egypt, Israel and Saudi Arabia. Incredible morning

Sounds amazing
Was this a school or family trip?

 

[Barrybran]

Ruck rover? Looks like your luck has expired, Counts.

 

[ArdentEagle]

Round 5: Official Team Sheet - Western Australia v East Adelaide/Ballarat

B: Carson Dial - JoshWoodenSpoon - gym4life
HB: MWPP - Dr Mantis Taboggan - CazC30
C: Agent93 - Van_Dyke - Metalcrusher
HF: Matera92 - Ljp86 - Biggie
F: CakeEater - Tarkyn_24 - TY24
R: TheInjuryFactory - Barrybran - Noobz0r
INT: miggs - ArdentEagle

IN: TY24, Dr Mantis Taboggan
OUT: larrikin, Square Peg

Carson Dial RHF -> LBP
JoshWoodenSpoon RR -> FB
gym4life LHF -> RBP
MWPP ROV -> LHB
Dr Mantis Taboggan OUT -> CHB
CazC30 LFP -> RHB
Agent93 LBP -> LW
Matera92 RBP -> LHF
Ljp86 RHB -> CHF
Biggie LW -> RHF
CakeEater FF -> LFP
Tarkyn_24 INT -> FF
TY24 OUT -> RFP
TheInjuryFactory FB -> RUCK
Barrybran LHB -> RR
Noobz0r CHF -> ROV
midges RFP -> INT
ArdentEagle CHB -> INT
larrikin RUCK -> OUT
Square Peg INT -> OUT

Fair enough I'm on the bench, I only just figured out where the match threads are!

BTW - * you Vic scum!!!!!! (Am I doing it right?)