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Tim and Tallena are the only ones making a go of the whole experiment. Not that i mean they have to cheat or get nude in a spa but the whole point of this is to work out whether they are would enjoy somebody else partners company to their own partners. Most of the rest are not making much of an effort to get to know one another.
 
latinoheat said:
Out of all the new couples, tallena and tim seem to have hit if off the best. Rekon only 1 couple will end up staying together . Forget their names , but the dark hair guy and the blonde girl that have a kid.
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I think Tim & Jackie, Brad & Tallena won't stay together. The other two will.
 
I had forgotten how annoying it is to listen to people go on and on and on and on about their relationship with their partner to a point where you start looking for any blunt object nearby you could use to smash their face's in with. Thanks, Seven Year Switch.
 

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Michelle is so hot. No sex for such a 17 months? She hopped into my bed it would be insta-boner.

To me she has already decided she wants to leave her partner and is using this show as a way to meet someone else. She is a good match with her new partner. Brad is a dick. Taleena seems like a cool chick. Tim seems to lack some personality and just gets by on his looks. Leaving everything up to Jackie is just slack and disrespectful.
 
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This is my guilty pleasure show. Been watching it lately and my breakdowns...

• Everyone in this show is like the real life representation of the bland, banal, suburban arseholes in Home & Away. They all dress like shit, all have puncey bogan bogans, and are so outer-middle suburban it hurts. Shit boring people talking about shit boring issues, who are obviously all fairly dumb (some of the accents...). This stupidity means they don't know what they want, and they've basically got with the first person possible

• Brad is a total knob. Over-emotional, over-attached, clingy, and way too protective. He seems like the sort of guy who wouldn't let a girl see her friends even if she's never showed signs of straying. All he does is cry and talk about himself, and Jackie hates the bloke. She just looks bored and says the most obvious little tidbits to keep him at bay. Has anyone ever heard Jackie talk things over with him? Has she had any time to air her issues? Why is Brad such a beta pussy?

• That Jason dude reminds me of a possibly even more lanky, similar looking friend of mine. He's a really nice guy – he complains about wanting intimacy and some of his vernacular is so cringeworthy and a bit soft, "I just want a kiss for no reason – out of nowhere" is like something out of The Notebook. And his overuse of the word 'romantic' makes my skin crawl a bit. But ultimately he's actually a good person – the difference between him and Brad is that a) he doesn't remind me of Mitch Robinson, but b) he's not jealous and overprotective, and he has a good personality. The guy sort of acts like a geeky, awkward dick and it suits him. Like that bit when he was riding that stupid tandem bike. He cracks plenty of jokes and talks to his stand-in partner about her dramas. He isn't a narcissist and has humour and decency. Like the dude

• Ryan and Michelle look like a bonafide IRL couple. Or brother and sister... She's alright but knows her relationship is over. She's conceded she just doesn't love him and the light's gone out for her. Ryan is a seriously decent, normal guy – not a pussy, doesn't cry all the time, listens to other people, has some humour... a genuinely good bloke; would be a good dad or a good husband IMO.

• Tim just reminds me of Jeremy Cameron. Bit of a funny ****er but the sort of guy you could be great mates with until he tries rooting your sister or girlfriend. Bit of a shithead but knows Jackie is pretty much uber into him and won't ever leave him: she only put down those restrictions because she likes him, and her issues come from her loving him and him not giving enough back. Classic keep 'em keen.

• Tallena's laugh.... can you not? She is basically the biggest bogan ever and I can't stand her or her shit tattoos.

Basically all of these people have very valid, normal issues and both sides of the stories are fair. Brad aside, both sides have reasons to feel disillusioned and disappointed. It's sort of a depressing indictment on the reality of long term relationships: things get boring, things get bland.
 

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grouse mate said:
Tim and Tallena are the only ones making a go of the whole experiment. Not that i mean they have to cheat or get nude in a spa but the whole point of this is to work out whether they are would enjoy somebody else partners company to their own partners. Most of the rest are not making much of an effort to get to know one another.
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Tim and Tellena shag next week by the look of it.
 
Luke, but Tallena is not a bossy bitch but someone who is a bit meek in a relationship, totally opposite of what you think about another reality hottie. Just saying.

I think Tim really likes Tallena as she is more like him. I didn't think the idea of the show was to get to know the new partner, but to work out what is wrong with their own relationship. Ryan and his partner, get along quite well. Don't worry I'm liking this show as well.
 

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Was friends with Tallena a while back (she moved south), a really cool friendly chick.
Never sooked etc, just fun, bubbly, slightly immature (good way), chilled out person. Worked with quite a few other chicks who did the same job as her, and she was easily one of my favs.
Feel really bad for her watching this show (plus what I had heard before the show)- Brads shit seems to really be bringing her down.. And when she was up north (he wasn't in the picture then), she was nothing but fun.
 
ptrg said:
Was friends with Tallena a while back (she moved south), a really cool friendly chick.
Never sooked etc, just fun, bubbly, slightly immature (good way), chilled out person. Worked with quite a few other chicks who did the same job as her, and she was easily one of my favs.
Feel really bad for her watching this show (plus what I had heard before the show)- Brads shit seems to really be bringing her down.. And when she was up north (he wasn't in the picture then), she was nothing but fun.
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She seems like a really easy going person to get along with. It makes you wonder why or how she got into a relationship with Brad. He has all sorts of issues to get over. Surely they don't last post the show.
 
Big Bryza said:
She seems like a really easy going person to get along with. It makes you wonder why or how she got into a relationship with Brad. He has all sorts of issues to get over. Surely they don't last post the show.
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Yeah, she was generally a single girl who just always had a fun time. She moved down south, and saw/heard she was dating him.. From speaking to colleagues, supposedly he was a different cat that many didn't get along with/like.. One of those chics you just want to be happy as it really suits them- and looks like she's not..
 
Jackie is such a mole
Congratulations, you made a business out of foam rollers. Doesn't mean everyone has to think they are they best thing since sliced bread
 

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