Sex or football...

[Rohan_]

I posted a thread like this before except it related to girls and football. Was talking to a girl last night and she commented that the feeling her team gives her transcends the feeling of sex.

I'm undecided. But in the last two weeks the feeling of football has put sex back in its place..

 

[Ron]

Sex takes a back seat to Collingwood winning in the finals.
The feeling i had yesterday when the pies won was nothing short of orgasmic.

 

[topdon]

Priorities fellas ...

 

[Bomber Spirit]

Priorities - here's why football is better than sex:

* You can't fall out of bed playing football
* It's highly unlikely you could catch a sexually transmitted disease watching football
* You can watch football on TV or video without anyone thinking you're a pervert
* You don't feel embarrassed playing football in daylight
* If your ball gets damaged in football you can replace it - and they're not expensive
* Football doesn't make a girl pregnant
* Good football is easy to find
* Football doesn't care if you respect it or not
* You won't blush if someone catches you watching football
* You don't have to buy someone a meal to watch football with them
* It's really hard to gamble on sex
* You can keep your clothes on while watching football
* A headache is not a valid reason for missing a game of football
* Football lasts a lot longer than sex - unless you are really good at sex
* You can join a football club for guaranteed participation
* You can play competitions in football
* You're not likely to get into trouble for watching football with someone else's partner
* It is safe to listen to football - even when you are driving
* You can even watch football in front of your mother
* Two people of the same sex can watch football without being gay (not that there's anything wrong with it, to use a Seinfeld cliche)
* The word 'commitment' means nothing to a football
* You can have a football on top of your desk during working hours
* Ask a stranger for a football score and you won't get your face slapped
* Religious people can watch football before marriage
* You can talk football with several friends or the stranger at the bus stop without your partner getting jealous.

 

[BluesBabe666]

Hmmm.... so this is the sort of topic that comes out of the head of someone with a commerce degree..... Pffftt.

 

[Bomber Spirit]

Originally posted by BluesBabe666
so this is the sort of topic that comes out of the head of someone with a commerce degree..... Pffftt.

Not that there's anything wrong with having a commerce degree.

 

[BluesBabe666]

Oh god, of course not BS, its rather a feat i'd say!!

 

[TigerCraig]

I managed to get a commerce degree so it cant be too hard

(the cornflakes it came in the box with with tasted good too)

 

[BluesBabe666]

*s*******

 

[kristin5]

Originally posted by Rohan_
I posted a thread like this before except it related to girls and football. Was talking to a girl last night and she commented that the feeling her team gives her transcends the feeling of sex.

I'm undecided. But in the last two weeks the feeling of football has put sex back in its place..

Was I the girl you're talking about Rohan? Cos I know I made the comment and I stand by it!!!! Sex is a temporary high - the feeling of knowing that Collingwood are in the grand final is a high which is gonna last at least all this week!

GO PIES!!!!!! You have done us proud to get even this far...

 

[BluesBabe666]

Hmmm.... gotta disagree there!!! Good sex leaves you with a great feeling for awhile, and the best thing is if you know you have more of it to look forward to!! Cant say that about Pies Premiers!

 

[TigerCraig]

They don't need to be mutually exclusive. You can do one while watching the other.

 

[Rohan_]

Re: Re: Sex or football...

Originally posted by kristin5


Was I the girl you're talking about Rohan?

I was in shock that night, absolute shock. Hehe, you weren't the girl but you first got me thinking about it with your reactions after the game. It was really amazing just the reaction of everyone.

 

[BluesBabe666]

Originally posted by TigerCraig
They don't need to be mutually exclusive. You can do one while watching the other.

Er... when one is having sex with me, Mr Tigger, football is the furthest thing on their mind!!!

 

[TigerCraig]

I'm sure that's true with you Babe mmm there's an image to get me through the afternoon

However a bit of touchy feely on the couch in front of the footy isn't a bad thing

 

[BluesBabe666]

Of course not! I used to get in trouble for those "shenanigans" with my ex tho!! Didnt like having to sit and watch the footy with a.....

 

[TigerCraig]

With a big smile ??

 

[Spidergirl~RiCkChiCk]

missed a few Collingwood games this year for um...that, including the Brissy one however i would be happy to go without for the entire of this week

 

[Jars458]

What's wrong with sex and football.

TV on, beer in hand, let her do the work.

 

[Davo75]

Jars458, Yes that wouldnt be bad!!!!

See yourself get slapped if you asked for that situation!!!!

However if she doesnt like footy much, you might get lucky!!!!!

You could always offer the same while Home and Away is on or something!!!!!! You wont miss much!!!!!!!

Love sex while my team isnt playing but able to listen!!!!!!!!!

 

[Booze Hound]

I recall the reply of J.M.Barrie (the man who wrote 'Peter Pan')when asked about the relationship of sex and cricket.

He answered:

"You can have sex before cricket, or sex after cricket. But cricket's always there in the middle of things."

 

[lioness]

Originally posted by BluesBabe666
Good sex leaves you with a great feeling for awhile, and the best thing is if you know you have more of it to look forward to!!

Given my current situation, I have to agree 100%.

 

[Bee]

Originally posted by Jars458
What's wrong with sex and football.

Combine the two. Football bets that involve sex can be very interesting. Of course it helps if your partner supports a different side.

 

[Rohan_]

Originally posted by Bee


Combine the two. Football bets that involve sex can be very interesting. Of course it helps if your partner supports a different side.

So if the Doggies win its Doggy?

 

[Danny Chook Fan Club]

... and if the Pussies win ...