Sexy things that you don't find that sexy

[perthblue]

Nipple piercings - look painful and I like boobs just fine without accessories.

Strippers/topless barmaids at bucks parties and such - just a nuisance and it's sad to see your friends act unnaturally around them

What are yours?

 

[Kurve]

G-strings or thongs especially on men, not sexy but handy for butt tanning.

 

[Shell]

Really buff pumped up guys. Just do not find attractive at all.

 

[Quivorir]

Ankles. Put them things away ladies.

 

[Footypie32]

Nipple piercings - look painful and I like boobs just fine without accessories.

Strippers/topless barmaids at bucks parties and such - just a nuisance and it's sad to see your friends act unnaturally around them

What are yours?

Never really understood the appeal of strippers in general.

Cool, you've given me an erection surrounded by my mates. Now what?

 

[PT Bar None]

Chick does this and my immediate reaction is "what is wrong with you?"






Made for an interesting honeymoon, I can tell you

 

[iluvparis]

Never really understood the appeal of strippers in general.

Cool, you've given me an erection surrounded by my mates. Now what?

Someone has never been to Vegas

 

[PT Bar None]

Never really understood the appeal of strippers in general.

Cool, you've given me an erection surrounded by my mates. Now what?

I use them instead of therapists.

 

[iluvparis]

anal - I just prefer the other holes

 

[Footypie32]

Someone has never been to Vegas

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No. What happens in Vegas?

 

[Shell]

Are there ever ladies in the audience at strippers?


/askingfor a friend

 

[Shell]

I use them instead of therapists.

Bloody cheaper too id think. I almost had a heart attack when i heard the price of my first sesh with my doctor.

 

[iluvparis]

No. What happens in Vegas?

GOAT strippers

 

[Quivorir]

Goat strippers eh...Im listening.

 

[Shell]

Goat strippers eh...Im listening.

So are every Tasmanian and New Zealanders reading this

 

[PT Bar None]

Bloody cheaper too id think. I almost had a heart attack when i heard the price of my first sesh with my doctor.

That forms part of my reasoning

 

[Plugger35]

I haven't been to the strippers in Vegas but I went to a live sex show in Amsterdam and that was a let down, a couple of very average looking middle aged people going through the motions like they had done it a thousand times before, which they probably had, was not sexy in the slightest.

 

[Kurve]

Are there ever ladies in the audience at strippers?


/askingfor a friend

Yep, I've been into the Spearmint Rhino a couple of times in King Street.

 

[Better Loosen Up]

Big/ puffy, fake looking lips - Just no.

 

[t_94]

Are there ever ladies in the audience at strippers?


/askingfor a friend

One time I have been to a strip club in New Orleans there was a married couple there and the wife had bought a lap dance for her husband for his birthday. Very odd.

 

[Shell]

One time I have been to a strip club in New Orleans there was a married couple there and the wife had bought a lap dance for her husband for his birthday. Very odd.

Doesnt sound odd to me at all.

 

[t_94]

Doesnt sound odd to me at all.

Each to their own!

 

[Shell]

Each to their own!

I would have gone a private room tho..

 

[Over The Post]

Nipple piercings - look painful and I like boobs just fine without accessories.

Hallebloodylujah. Thank s**t I'm not the only one. Total turnoff.



"Halp I've been stung on the lips by a bee" - on a dark night you'd swear it was a baboon reversing toward you



No. Just no.

 

[Ahern2Boof]

Red lipstick