SFA Ask Me Anything (Episode 35: Blacky - pg. 147)

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Marlowe in your opinion what business do you think have done a good job at international marketing? Also what ones haven't done a good job? Also if you could expand the answer into about 1500 words that would be great.
Do they have to be Australian businesses?

Marlowe

Favourite fighter jet?
Favourite space probe?

If you could go back in time to any year of the 20th century what would it be?

Do you own a gun?

What type of hats do you like to wear?
I would wear a Stetson all the time if it were socially acceptable, but otherwise I am a fan of the cabbie cap. I have a big head though, and I like letting my hair breathe, so I don't often wear a hat unless I haven't showered in three days - to hide the stank.

I do not own a gun. I do not really plan to own a gun.

Favourite jet was the plastic toy one I owned as a kid.

As for probes, didn't they send one out there with Mozart on it so any classy aliens out there could think we're a classy bunch, too? I think Carl Sagan had something to do with it. That one.

If I could go back in time, it would be to a time when wearing a Stetson was socially acceptable. Actually, I would like to go back to the early 1900s or 1910s because I would love to exist in a time when every single one of my reference points is rendered unsafe... no, I mean, rendered obsolete. Seriously, if I was alive in 1907, what would I possibly have to talk about? Nothing, it'd be wild, I'd love it until the point when I'm burned at the stake for being a witch - a realisation the people of that time will come to from my excessive use of the word "dude".
 

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Well, I have been sacrificing virgins in your name for a time too long to count by now. All I can say is, if you're a false prophet, you owe me a soul.
How many do you think I have?

I couldn't even allow my younger brother to be born with one.

Also, relax with the virgins. I don't mind if they've been touched once...
 

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Hey Marlowe

I'm catching up with this smoking hot babe on Saturday night.

Can you please list activities which aren't "macking on" but will inadvertently lead to that? If you could also list the activities from "Most likely to pick up" to "Masturbating alone later that night"...
 

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Hey Marlowe

I'm catching up with this smoking hot babe on Saturday night.

Can you please list activities which aren't "macking on" but will inadvertently lead to that? If you could also list the activities from "Most likely to pick up" to "Masturbating alone later that night"...
Roll a J
Smoke Said J
Have high sex.
 

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How many do you think I have?

I couldn't even allow my younger brother to be born with one.

Also, relax with the virgins. I don't mind if they've been touched once...
I can fit three virgins in the back seat of my Ford Pinto, and I have two Pintos, so you do the math.

Hey Marlowe

I'm catching up with this smoking hot babe on Saturday night.

Can you please list activities which aren't "macking on" but will inadvertently lead to that? If you could also list the activities from "Most likely to pick up" to "Masturbating alone later that night"...
- drinking
- talking

In that order.
 
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