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[TalkingFootyNow1223]

We provide a locum service after 9.00pm.

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[Metalcrusher]

Hey Im looking for the Doctor, anyone know where he is?

 

[I Dont Care]

Are you threatening me?

 

[Tony Lynn 15]

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One of the great shows of all time.

 

[Damp Squarie]

Knock knock Doc...

My hamstrings are tighter than a camels bum in a sandstorm and my arms have gone all go-go gadget after tackling my heart out today.
Now I understand you are busier than a one-armed bricklayer in Baghdad...what with all them PMs to swat away begging you to jump clubs...but hey, can you book me in every day ending in "Y" this week?
After hours is preferrable
Yours
Sorer than a boiled owl
Ava

 

[Elton Johns Wig]

A deregistered doctor who is running a practice.

For shame Tones, for shame.

 

[Tony Lynn 15]

A deregistered doctor who is running a practice.

For shame Tones, for shame.

Yes but I am extremely thorough.

 

[Tony Lynn 15]

Knock knock Doc...

My hamstrings are tighter than a camels bum in a sandstorm and my arms have gone all go-go gadget after tackling my heart out today.
Now I understand you are busier than a one-armed bricklayer in Baghdad...what with all them PMs to swat away begging you to jump clubs...but hey, can you book me in every day ending in "Y" this week?
After hours is preferrable
Yours
Sorer than a boiled owl
Ava

It appears I am going to have plenty of time on my hands so why not!

 

[_Cayz_]

Hey doc. Why does it hurt when I pee?

 

[Tony Lynn 15]

Hey doc. Why does it hurt when I pee?

Great question. Try peeing standing up instead of sitting down.

 

[Metalcrusher]

Dear Doctor Tony Lynn 15

I seem to have a consistency problem. One match I'm on, the next I go missing. Can you shed some light as to how a player can avoid those second year yips? Is it diet? Is it physical regime? Is getting a rubdown pre match/during match and post match from Santoz too much and cause for any long lasting concerns?

 

[_Cayz_]

Great question. Try peeing standing up instead of sitting down.

I got it from the toilet seat... It jumped right up and grabbed my meat. My balls feel like a pair of maracas.

 

[Tony Lynn 15]

Dear Doctor Tony Lynn 15

I seem to have a consistency problem. One match I'm on, the next I go missing. Can you shed some light as to how a player can avoid those second year yips? Is it diet? Is it physical regime? Is getting a rubdown pre match/during match and post match from Santoz too much and cause for any long lasting concerns?

As a professional Qootballer it is all about preparation and recovery.

As an example, I have a bad shoulder and throughout the season it always causes me discomfort. As a precaution after every game I have 5 hot Asian chicks rub my groin region to help keep it loose.

 

[Santoz]

Dear Doctor Tony Lynn 15

I seem to have a consistency problem. One match I'm on, the next I go missing. Can you shed some light as to how a player can avoid those second year yips? Is it diet? Is it physical regime? Is getting a rubdown pre match/during match and post match from Santoz too much and cause for any long lasting concerns?

Not sure how your corked glute kept swapping sides, but I won't complain as it's a pretty nice package to get the fingers into

 

[Tony Lynn 15]

I got it from the toilet seat... It jumped right up and grabbed my meat. My balls feel like a pair of maracas.

There is no point standing on the seat, the crabs in here can jump 6 feet.

 

[_Cayz_]

There is no point standing on the seat, the crabs in here can jump 6 feet.

Alright alright alright.

You can be my doctor.

 

[Test Tickle]

Knock knock Doc...

My hamstrings are tighter than a camels bum in a sandstorm and my arms have gone all go-go gadget after tackling my heart out today.
Now I understand you are busier than a one-armed bricklayer in Baghdad...what with all them PMs to swat away begging you to jump clubs...but hey, can you book me in every day ending in "Y" this week?
After hours is preferrable
Yours
Sorer than a boiled owl
Ava

Would you like me to give it a rub?

 

[Test Tickle]

Would you like me to give it them a rub?

EFA

 

[Damp Squarie]

Dear Doc,
After another stellar tackling performance today I've gone from Go Go Gadget Arms to Marfan Syndrome.
FFS HELP!

 

[Tony Lynn 15]

Dear Doc,
After another stellar tackling performance today I've gone from Go Go Gadget Arms to Marfan Syndrome.
FFS HELP!

I have often found Savlon can heal anything.

A mates Dad had a carpet laying business when we were at school. A friend of mine did some work with them over the holidays one year. Mick all but sliced the top of his finger off with a Stanley knife. The cure, some Savlon and a bandaid.

 

[VainGlorious]

I have often found Savlon can heal anything.

A mates Dad had a carpet laying business when we were at school. A friend of mine did some work with them over the holidays one year. Mick all but sliced the top of his finger off with a Stanley knife. The cure, some Savlon and a bandaid.

The Greeks use windex and toilet paper.