Media SFA Expansion Bid: Real Dragons

[The Filth Wizard]

Why is it you seem to save clubs only for them to die as soon as you leave?

As soon as?

Didn't I recruit you to replace me at the Hawks?

 

[pantskyle]

Dragons didnt die when Filthy left.

Yeah they were dead before he arrived.

 

[pantskyle]

As soon as?

Didn't I recruit you to replace me at the Hawks?

And I recruited him to replace me at the Warriors.

 

[Ned_Flanders]

As soon as?

Didn't I recruit you to replace me at the Hawks?

And I recruited him to replace me at the Warriors.

Hmm, you both think you are so shitty that NaturalDisaster is an adequate replacement for each of you

Kudos for knowing your level in life

 

[pantskyle]

Hmm, you both think you are so shitty that NaturalDisaster is an adequate replacement for each of you

Kudos for knowing your level in life

We value ND immensely.

 

[NaturalDisaster]

And I recruited him to replace me at the Warriors.

I was recruited by TheInjuryFactory

 

[The Filth Wizard]

Hmm, you both think you are so shitty that NaturalDisaster is an adequate replacement for each of you

Kudos for knowing your level in life

Anybody I get to replace me is going to be below me so why not get the one waving most?

 

[pantskyle]

I was recruited by TheInjuryFactory

k.

 

[HawkAussie]

Yep time to bring out the fairies to kill this bid

 

[Yakker]

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Ladies and Gentlemen and Ant Bear, I would like to formally announce MY expansion bid for the 30th SFA season, Real Dragons FC.

Club information

Name: Real Dragons FC (pronounced re'al dra'gons)
Colours: Green, Darker Green, Black, White
Homeground: My Castle on a cliff, Madrid

Jumper design:

Skins - chest painted green. See me modelling below with my masculine rig. Way more masculine than Tigerturbulance

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Team Playing List

Captain - AceAndrew69
Vice Captain - harry000 (currently my prisoner so fu** off Tangerines)

The following are willing participants

Not TJASTA
fumbler

The following unintentionally bound themselves to a contract by reacting to a post yesterday and are now mine:

Bloodied52
jackster83
Yakker
por_please_ya

The following have been in the works for years since spreading my healthy seed across the land of Sweet:
AceAndrew69 Jr the 1st
AceAndrew69 Jr the 2nd
AceAndrew69 Jr the 3rd
AceAndrew69 Jr the 4th
AceAndrew69 Jr the 5th
AceAndrew69 Jr the 6th

*There are others but due to the current active season, these players will be announced when they give me permission I kidnap them and announce their signing.

The Real Dragons have been put together because I am much better than AceAndy but that little flog won't step down as captain of those other Dragons despite admitting that I am far superior. I plan to destroy everyone in my wake. Either get out of my way or join me.

I welcome the committee and the broader SFA for a discussion or questions they might have for me and the rest of the playing group. This is my official bid to bring in a new side into the competition for S30 and we will keep you updated as things progress.


Also by reacting to this post you pledge your allegiance to me and the Real Dragons.

Woooooooooooo

 

[AceAndrew69]

SUCH DISRESPECT!!!!!

 

[Tonga Bob]

Riviat
serial_thrilla
The Filth Wizard
pantsredacted
Dinsdale
Tonga Bob
AceAndy
Loonerty

Your interest is noted as per the below screen grab.

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AceAndy I don't think you are Dragons material.

The rest of you, welcome aboard.

F**k it I'm in. LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

 

[HawkAussie]

SUCH DISRESPECT!!!!!

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[jackster83]

Getting sick of all these jokes bids, this s**t, vampires, serpents.

It's starting to have a negative effect on the Tangerines and the AFL All Stars.

At least I know which posters aren't getting an invite to the Seal Clubbers. We only take quality.

 

[pantskyle]

At least I know which posters aren't getting an invite to the Seal Clubbers. We only take quality.

Violence against Seal is just not on. Hasn't his face suffered enough?

 

[Cactus_]

So anyone can just pluck one of these bids out of their arses can they?

Expansion Bid: The Desert Pricks incoming.

Anyone who votes against me can bite this .

 

[pantskyle]

So anyone can just pluck one of these bids out of their arses can they?

Expansion Bid: The Desert Pricks incoming.

Anyone who votes against me can bite this .

You also have to do a thread.

 

[serial_thrilla]

F**k it I'm in. LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

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Tonga Bob to the Dragons for S30 confirmed. TheInjuryFactory please submit the papers to AceAndrew69 or AceAndy (whichever Dragons outfit is deemed the viable team after all this) before S30 submission day.

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

Tonga Bob to the Dragons for S30 confirmed. TheInjuryFactory please submit the papers to AceAndrew69 or AceAndy (whichever Dragons outfit is deemed the viable team after all this) before S30 submission day.

 

[Cactus_]

You also have to do a thread.

CBF. Too much like hard work. I prefer to just make obscene emoji art.

 

[pantskyle]

CBF. Too much like hard work. I prefer to just make obscene emoji art.

Is that cactus a hook up spot for shy men?

 

[Brick Loosener]

Will Laidley coach?

 

[Pugsley]

Day drinking is acceptable but just not in this case.

 

[Pugsley]

As soon as?

Didn't I recruit you to replace me at the Hawks?

 

[Noobz0r]

The following have been in the works for years since spreading my healthy seed across the land of Sweet:
AceAndrew69 Jr the 1st
AceAndrew69 Jr the 2nd
AceAndrew69 Jr the 3rd
AceAndrew69 Jr the 4th
AceAndrew69 Jr the 5th
AceAndrew69 Jr the 6th

As long as you've stayed away from the Snow Bunnies.