Resource SFA Information & Sign Up Thread

[akkaps]

Tinfoil hats out in force.

We dont use them at the Bombers. We use bullet proof ones, for good reason.

I don't think bullet proof gear works when somebody prematurely detonates.

 

[iBeng]

I don't think bullet proof gear works when somebody prematurely detonates.

We have pills to prevent that now.

They also explode.

 

[Reardo]

All the relevant checks have been conducted by those in power and nothing untoward has been discovered, time for everyone to move on. If Pat Benatar taught us anything it's that love is a battlefield. Don't get me started on Wang Chung.

 

[Captain Awkward]

Name: Captain Awkward
Preferred position 1: Wing
Preferred position 2: Half Back
Preferred position 3: Ruckman
Number:
Height: 181cm
Weight: 75kg
Preferred Team: East Side Hawks
How did you hear about the SFA? Karnezis_13 sent me

 

[fumbler]

Name: Captain Awkward
Preferred position 1: Wing
Preferred position 2: Half Back
Preferred position 3: Ruckman
Number:
Height: 181cm
Weight: 75kg
Preferred Team: East Side Hawks
How did you hear about the SFA? Karnezis_13 sent me

I like your username, is it a Karny alias?

Come to the Furies so you may laugh at him. Sold?

 

[Captain Awkward]

I like your username, is it a Karny alias?

Come to the Furies so you may laugh at him. Sold?

I like his bipedal horse avatar better than your Sacha Baron Cohen avatar

 

[fumbler]

I like his bipedal horse avatar better than your Sacha Baron Cohen avatar

I do as well but we all can't be half of nothing.

 

[brahj]

I like his bipedal horse avatar better than your Sacha Baron Cohen avatar

Come to the Bears.

We have fun & cake.



pantskyle

 

[The Half Back]

Come to the Bears.

We have fun & cake.



pantskyle

And stippaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa's

 

[Wise Guy Sam]

Name: Captain Awkward
Preferred position 1: Wing
Preferred position 2: Half Back
Preferred position 3: Ruckman
Number:
Height: 181cm
Weight: 75kg
Preferred Team: East Side Hawks
How did you hear about the SFA? Karnezis_13 sent me

I've no donut you'll be a great fit at the Hawks.

But if for any reason you decide to look elsewhere before signing you can come play the Game of Thrones at the Gold City Royals.

 

[akkaps]

Name: Captain Awkward
Preferred position 1: Wing
Preferred position 2: Half Back
Preferred position 3: Ruckman
Number:
Height: 181cm
Weight: 75kg
Preferred Team: East Side Hawks
How did you hear about the SFA? Karnezis_13 sent me

With username like that, you cannot go wrong by joining the Dragons.

 

[Footypie32]

It's good to see that my club of choice, the Roys, managed to see through all the smoke and mirrors that I threw up.

I'd be honoured to join a club with as much history as the Gorillas and hope my attitude on and off the track can endear me to the boys.

Sign me up.

Don't do it, it's a trap! You'll be subjecting yourself to anecdotes that drag on for hours and fail to come to any meaningful point, cranky teammates come mid afternoon if they don't get their nana nap and having to hear the phrase "back in my day" every 5 minutes.

Come to the Demons. We have history, but without the bed sores.

 

[Footypie32]

Name: Captain Awkward
Preferred position 1: Wing
Preferred position 2: Half Back
Preferred position 3: Ruckman
Number:
Height: 181cm
Weight: 75kg
Preferred Team: East Side Hawks
How did you hear about the SFA? Karnezis_13 sent me

Well... um... how do I put this? I think... um... you should come to play for the Dees. We hate eye contact, public speaking and talking to girls. We would be a great fit... I think... um... maybe?

 

[Atley]

Name: Captain Awkward
Preferred position 1: Wing
Preferred position 2: Half Back
Preferred position 3: Ruckman
Number:
Height: 181cm
Weight: 75kg
Preferred Team: East Side Hawks
How did you hear about the SFA? Karnezis_13 sent me

Join the Hawks, you won't regret it

 

[Footypie32]

Join the Hawks, you won't regret it

And if he doesn't you'll make sure he does regret it by threatening to kill him? It's certainly an attractive offer you make there.

 

[Atley]

And if he doesn't you'll make sure he does regret it by threatening to kill him? It's certainly an attractive offer you make there.

 

[pantskyle]

Name: Captain Awkward
Preferred position 1: Wing
Preferred position 2: Half Back
Preferred position 3: Ruckman
Number:
Height: 181cm
Weight: 75kg
Preferred Team: East Side Hawks
How did you hear about the SFA? Karnezis_13 sent me

It looks like you are set on joining the Hawks. No shame in that.

However if you aren't 100% you should check out vegas.

 

[iBeng]

It looks like you are set on joining the Hawks. No shame in that.

However if you aren't 100% you should check out vegas.

Hes here to play Qooty not get a shotgun wedding.

 

[Danoz]

I've no donut you'll be a great fit at the Hawks.

But if for any reason you decide to look elsewhere before signing you can come play the Game of Thrones at the Gold City Royals.

But you told me you'd save me a donut!! Now where will I get one

 

[The Half Back]

Join the Hawks, you won't regret it

Said no-one ever.

 

[eth-dog]

Hes here to play Qooty not get a shotgun wedding.

Then why does he want to go to the Hawks?

 

[Atley]

Then why does he want to go to the Hawks?

Because we don't dog new players.

 

[Karnezis_13]

Don't listen to all those vultures whispering sweet nothings to you Captain Awkward, after the 24 hours has elapsed I'll sign you up and name you in this week's side.

 

[Karnezis_13]

Confirming the signing of Captain Awkward as the 24 hour window has passed.

 

[akkaps]

Confirming the signing of Captain Awkward as the 24 hour window has passed.

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