miggs
In BC Exile
- Sep 18, 2015
- 14,665
- 24,150
- AFL Club
- Sydney
Sometimes we go through the year and a few select posters will develop a nasty injury or illness of some sort. Such as
Melters Eye
Millky95 the scumbag suffered a famous bout of this at the end of last season. The millky one had indeed melted so hard he blew out his right tear duct. Originally only slated to be out 4-6 he ultimately succumbed to the injury and swiftly retired
Games missed : Forever
Moral Agitation
BRAB has slowly suffered at the hands of MA over the course of that last couple of seasons. The illness which causes the patient to violently shake once triggered by the slightest politically incorrect joke, can last up to 12 weeks. In some severe cases the sufferer never improves and it's a lifetime of misery for them. Finding offence in everything and continually battling his demons which around these parts are known as TheCoach16
Games Missed : ?
Likers Tension
brahj unfortunately suffers from an ongoing case of likers tension. Before every post he psyches himself up to post a zinger, he hits the post button and anxiously awaits the plethora of likes that are incoming. As the minutes go by, his breath shortens and then his heart races as sweat drips down his chin. Likers Tension has set in and the only cure is a like. Just when he thinks it's finally going to take him down. Along comes tgrs on one of his liking sprees. As the notification glows red Brahj nervously taps the screen and he lets out a massive sigh of self satisfaction and redemption as he sees the elixir of a tgrs like. Brahj will suffer through this throughout his career and we all wish him the best with it.
Games missed : None.... Yet
The Prankers Frown
haydo23 experienced a bout of Prankers Frown this past season as he was brutally manipulated over the course of the trade period by TheCoach16 Haydo was on the sidelines for 4 weeks with the problem, With his mental state dipping so low that he even considered akkaps as a trade target at some point. He has all but healed from this and we hope he doesn't have any more run ins with the dreadful PF
Games missed : 2
Spammers Death
Sometimes a poster can cause himself a massive disservice and self harm themselves without even knowing it. Known as the black ninja, Spammers death comes about when he or she actually posts so much s**t that he eventually drowns in his own s**t posting. With a famous case of this when Grockadoc managed an appallingly high amount in 1 match thread (1150). The resulting injury was a case of the Black Ninja for poor old groc and he had effectively drowned his own career within 5 days. He willquickly never be forgotten. RIP mate.
Games Missed : Death
Chocolate Nose
Noobz0r has developed a case of chocolate nose recently due to following around The Filth Wizard so closely brown nosing him, That his nose actually entered the anus of the former admin. The resulting scenes were a mild case of CN and he luckily only missed the 1 week.
Games Missed : 1
Pierced Rodent
A relatively rare condition that has only happened once so far is a case of PR that is still a mystery to doctors as to how the poster contracts it. Cloud_ was busy entering stats into excel when he felt what felt like someone poking him from behind, cloud turned around and saw no one was there, He was subsequently rushed to Sin City hospital with what looked like 8 stab marks all down his back. When asked who would want to hurt him, the always mildly mannered poster replied with "no one" and that "he was so lucky to have Ant Bear nearby to assist him to the hospital otherwise he might not have made it"
Games Missed : No one knows how long this will keep him sidelined but he seems to be making steady progress every day. We hope to one day make a breakthrough and discover what actually causes this nasty injury
Skippers Noose
Last season Quivorir was half way through a campaign when he felt a tightness forming around his neck. He was starting to let the weight of a disappointing captains campaign get to him. The weight became so unbearable that eventuallly poor old Quiv was moping around PM'Ing people to apologise for his lack of actions. He more than once assembled a makeshift hangmans noose in his basement to only be interrupted by HaroLad coming home from school to unwittingly save the day. Quiv lives with this for the remainder of his days here and how long that is, is still remained to be seen.
Games Missed : ?
Multiple Personality syndrome
Also known as "sterges" this mental illness comes about as a result of having to log in and out of 5 different rookie accounts throughout the season. The 1st ever sufferer of this, the furies player Sterge ,Was eventually paralyzed with fear of posting under the wrong alias that he resorted to no showing match threads and fading into obscurity. Let's all hope he is found. Safe and sound soon guys.
Games Missed : TBA
Canine Fever
Breaking news out of the Baghdad E.R tonight with star full forward PhenomenalV1 admitted with a suspected case of Canine Fever. This terrible illness comes about usually after a few weeks of "dogging the boys". The severity of the case is still to be determined but stay tuned as doctors try their hardest to pin point who or what has caused this to strike down the Bombers goal kicker. Sources say a recent interaction with a large reptile like creature may have had an influence on the poor #SuperRookie. We all pray that we have some answers soon. Until then his time out of the game is only estimated at a possible 1 week. But nothing is certain just yet with results still pending.
Games Missed: ???
Melters Eye
Millky95 the scumbag suffered a famous bout of this at the end of last season. The millky one had indeed melted so hard he blew out his right tear duct. Originally only slated to be out 4-6 he ultimately succumbed to the injury and swiftly retired
Games missed : Forever
Moral Agitation
BRAB has slowly suffered at the hands of MA over the course of that last couple of seasons. The illness which causes the patient to violently shake once triggered by the slightest politically incorrect joke, can last up to 12 weeks. In some severe cases the sufferer never improves and it's a lifetime of misery for them. Finding offence in everything and continually battling his demons which around these parts are known as TheCoach16
Games Missed : ?
Likers Tension
brahj unfortunately suffers from an ongoing case of likers tension. Before every post he psyches himself up to post a zinger, he hits the post button and anxiously awaits the plethora of likes that are incoming. As the minutes go by, his breath shortens and then his heart races as sweat drips down his chin. Likers Tension has set in and the only cure is a like. Just when he thinks it's finally going to take him down. Along comes tgrs on one of his liking sprees. As the notification glows red Brahj nervously taps the screen and he lets out a massive sigh of self satisfaction and redemption as he sees the elixir of a tgrs like. Brahj will suffer through this throughout his career and we all wish him the best with it.
Games missed : None.... Yet
The Prankers Frown
haydo23 experienced a bout of Prankers Frown this past season as he was brutally manipulated over the course of the trade period by TheCoach16 Haydo was on the sidelines for 4 weeks with the problem, With his mental state dipping so low that he even considered akkaps as a trade target at some point. He has all but healed from this and we hope he doesn't have any more run ins with the dreadful PF
Games missed : 2
Spammers Death
Sometimes a poster can cause himself a massive disservice and self harm themselves without even knowing it. Known as the black ninja, Spammers death comes about when he or she actually posts so much s**t that he eventually drowns in his own s**t posting. With a famous case of this when Grockadoc managed an appallingly high amount in 1 match thread (1150). The resulting injury was a case of the Black Ninja for poor old groc and he had effectively drowned his own career within 5 days. He will
Games Missed : Death
Chocolate Nose
Noobz0r has developed a case of chocolate nose recently due to following around The Filth Wizard so closely brown nosing him, That his nose actually entered the anus of the former admin. The resulting scenes were a mild case of CN and he luckily only missed the 1 week.
Games Missed : 1
Pierced Rodent
A relatively rare condition that has only happened once so far is a case of PR that is still a mystery to doctors as to how the poster contracts it. Cloud_ was busy entering stats into excel when he felt what felt like someone poking him from behind, cloud turned around and saw no one was there, He was subsequently rushed to Sin City hospital with what looked like 8 stab marks all down his back. When asked who would want to hurt him, the always mildly mannered poster replied with "no one" and that "he was so lucky to have Ant Bear nearby to assist him to the hospital otherwise he might not have made it"
Games Missed : No one knows how long this will keep him sidelined but he seems to be making steady progress every day. We hope to one day make a breakthrough and discover what actually causes this nasty injury
Skippers Noose
Last season Quivorir was half way through a campaign when he felt a tightness forming around his neck. He was starting to let the weight of a disappointing captains campaign get to him. The weight became so unbearable that eventuallly poor old Quiv was moping around PM'Ing people to apologise for his lack of actions. He more than once assembled a makeshift hangmans noose in his basement to only be interrupted by HaroLad coming home from school to unwittingly save the day. Quiv lives with this for the remainder of his days here and how long that is, is still remained to be seen.
Games Missed : ?
Multiple Personality syndrome
Also known as "sterges" this mental illness comes about as a result of having to log in and out of 5 different rookie accounts throughout the season. The 1st ever sufferer of this, the furies player Sterge ,Was eventually paralyzed with fear of posting under the wrong alias that he resorted to no showing match threads and fading into obscurity. Let's all hope he is found. Safe and sound soon guys.
Games Missed : TBA
Canine Fever
Breaking news out of the Baghdad E.R tonight with star full forward PhenomenalV1 admitted with a suspected case of Canine Fever. This terrible illness comes about usually after a few weeks of "dogging the boys". The severity of the case is still to be determined but stay tuned as doctors try their hardest to pin point who or what has caused this to strike down the Bombers goal kicker. Sources say a recent interaction with a large reptile like creature may have had an influence on the poor #SuperRookie. We all pray that we have some answers soon. Until then his time out of the game is only estimated at a possible 1 week. But nothing is certain just yet with results still pending.
Games Missed: ???
Last edited:
