Riviat
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It's a hard life being a cat
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It's a hard life being a cat
Proper Gander
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If they didn’t eat such hideous food I’d put my hand up to be a cat. No going to work. Spend the best part of a day moving between sun spots. Also that whole body stretch of the spine they do looks awesome. Also you get to be a total s**t to everyone but it’s fine because you’re a cat. I’m dead set envious.
Proper Gander
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Spike is lovely. If he’s only four months then you have years ahead to look forward to as he eats all your shoes.
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This thread makes me want to buy a pet
They’re awesome mate. Bearing in mind that pets are for life. Massive commitment.
Proper Gander
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Buy one or both of mine. One of them vomited a hair ball on the bathroom mat earlier. You can have that one.
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That's why I don't have one right now
Sounds like my youngest daughter. Your cat might be less maintenance.
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You also own anything and everything in the house. Yowl till your hearts content for food and your humans will come running to appease you.
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That’s a beautiful spaniel 3KZ. Is she a baby? She looks pretty young.
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Foster a greyhound. Very VERY low maintenance. Great with kids.
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This thread needs more updates people.
Feed me your pet pictures pls.
Feed me your pet pictures pls.
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Aww this thread makes me want to get a pet too 
I was only allowed goldfish growing up and now my life situation isn’t conductive to it
Someday when timing is better in health , life and work sense - I’ll get a dog (husky :3) or more likely two
In the meantime I’ll stick to being a devoted pet sitter and patter
I was only allowed goldfish growing up and now my life situation isn’t conductive to it
Someday when timing is better in health , life and work sense - I’ll get a dog (husky :3) or more likely two
In the meantime I’ll stick to being a devoted pet sitter and patter
Aww this thread makes me want to get a pet too
I was only allowed goldfish growing up and now my life situation isn’t conductive to it
Someday when timing is better in health , life and work sense - I’ll get a dog (husky :3) or more likely two
In the meantime I’ll stick to being a devoted pet sitter and patter
Huskies are very high maintenance though
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I was going to say the same thing. Husky is one of the worst breeds you could get if you don't have a lot of time to give.
I've never been much for owning cats... Too sharp and unpredictable, but I do love the look of those ones. My mate has one and she is super affectionate.
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My boy likes to dislocate his jaw to swallow his prey whole.
He also loves dressing up.
My girl doesn't like much of anything except chilling and cuddles.
He also loves dressing up.
My girl doesn't like much of anything except chilling and cuddles.
I am a dog person, but I like cats too. Reminds me of a saying I made up when I was young: Dogs are man's best friend, horses are a familiar acquaintance and cats are an imposing stranger
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I really like that saying.
I love all animals... But cats are like babies to me. I don't know how to hold them, and it never ends well.
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You don't hold a cat, you become his beast of burden
Grand Uncle Horace
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My peripatetic circumstances preclude being a pet owned by a cat nowadays. My last cat was a massive Blue Burmese called "The Ram" short for Col Pussiveni Rabuka - named after the military dictator in Fiji.
He lived to 17, moved between Melbourne and Brisbanal, terrorised snakes and rodents and up to his late week was still playing games. Women in particular loved the rotten charmer. It was a bit like being a bloke strolling with his bub around the shops or supermarket.
His favourite food other than what I was eating was Rabbit.
He's buried between a massive Illawarra Flame Tree and a Fig Tree and near a pond where the fish population now have a better chance of survival.
He lived to 17, moved between Melbourne and Brisbanal, terrorised snakes and rodents and up to his late week was still playing games. Women in particular loved the rotten charmer. It was a bit like being a bloke strolling with his bub around the shops or supermarket.
His favourite food other than what I was eating was Rabbit.
He's buried between a massive Illawarra Flame Tree and a Fig Tree and near a pond where the fish population now have a better chance of survival.
Far Kern
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Sugar, spice, claws, teeth. For unknown reasons she took on a wallaby a couple of weeks ago, just decided it wasn’t good enough and chased it off.
This is my owner:
This is my owner:
Far Kern
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Nah, give them time early and you can get a cat to be a good, smart friend.
