Resource SFA Sign Up & Information Thread Season 22 - NEW PLAYERS POST HERE

[spookism]

Do you hear that? That noise in the background that began as a whisper. Listen now, as that whisper becomes a murmur that grows in your ears. It's beginning to boil now and you can no longer dismiss it as a mere murmur, no...it now rumbles in your ears. Yes, yes, my friend, I can hear it too. That murmur is now a shout, a shout that won't be denied. A shout that smells of anger, joy and midget. It's the sound of the Spud returning to claim what is mine.

 

[Nursie]

Name: Nursie
Preferred position 1: On top
Preferred position 2: Reverse cowgirl
Preferred position 3: Up to my nuts in your guts
Number: 35
Height: Midgetesque
Weight:400lbs of pure Donald Trump hacker
Preferred Team (if you have one): Rats
How did you hear about the SFA?: My mother's mother

amidoinitrite?

 

[Blacky]

Preferred position 1: On top

You daredevil

 

[Nursie]

You daredevil

I'd prefer something a little more interesting but your wife won't let me.

 

[Jhye Clark 13]

I'd prefer something a little more interesting but your wife won't let me.

I'll get in her ear.

 

[Blacky]

I'd prefer something a little more interesting but your wife won't let me.

Pussy whipped by someone else's wife.

Impressive.

 

[Wacky Tiger]

Form? Hmmmm....who do I send said form to?

Centrelink

MannumPower should be able to help u with that

 

[Nursie]

I'll get in her ear.

Now you're cooking.

 

[The Filth Wizard]

dennis crumpet rejoices at no longer having the worst name change

You be quiet.

Nursie is a Britcom icon.

 

[Quivorir]

Pussy whipped by someone else's wife.

Impressive.

1 like doesn't do this enough justice.

 

[ClarkeM]

Name Primetime Pricey
Preferred position 1: Midfield
Preferred position 2: Fwd Pocket
Preferred position 3: 69ing with Magda Szubanski
Number: You will find out when chasing me
Height: I rove to Caleb Daniel
Weight: Is this with our without Magda?
Preferred Team (if you have one): Gold City Royals
How did you hear about the SFA?: Blacky

Reminds me of Princy

 

[Blacky]

Reminds me of Princy

grants guns reminds me of you

 

[ClarkeM]

grants guns reminds me of you

He would. We are very similar blokes but once again, two different people.

 

[The Filth Wizard]

grants guns reminds me of you

ClarkeM and grants guns have both provided me a photgraph consisting both of them, their birth certificates, their photo ID and that days newspaper.

I asked for none of these things but the point still stands. Clarkey has darker hair and grants guns has braces.

 

[ClarkeM]

ClarkeM and grants guns have both provided me a photgraph consisting both of them, their birth certificates, their photo ID and that days newspaper.

I asked for none of these things but the point still stands. Clarkey has darker hair and grants guns has braces.

Don't forget the dick pics either.

 

[The Filth Wizard]

Don't forget the dick pics either.

Yes, you have darker hair. I said that.

 

[Kennedy Parker]

ClarkeM and grants guns have both provided me a photgraph consisting both of them, their birth certificates, their photo ID and that days newspaper.

I asked for none of these things but the point still stands. Clarkey has darker hair and grants guns has braces.

I have braces, am I grants guns?

 

[The Filth Wizard]

I have braces, am I grants guns?

We got him guys.

 

[Jhye Clark 13]

I have braces, am I grants guns?

No, you're Steve Urkel.

 

[Millky95]

Name: Nursie
Preferred position 1: On top
Preferred position 2: Reverse cowgirl
Preferred position 3: Up to my nuts in your guts
Number: 35
Height: Midgetesque
Weight:400lbs of pure Donald Trump hacker
Preferred Team (if you have one): Rats
How did you hear about the SFA?: My mother's mother

amidoinitrite?

And you're home

 

[sante]

fleabitten

 

[Quivorir]

fleabitten join the wolves

 

[Blacky]

fleabitten the Wolves are an excellent choice

 

[Van_Dyke]

fleabitten join the wolves

fleabitten join the Demons. Rule 1 of the SFA is not to listen to Quivorir

 

[Ant Bear]

fleabitten join the wolves

Haven't you got enough fleas?