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Game SFA Werewolf Game IV - A New Hope
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Karnezis_13
Norm Smith Medallist
Thanks for taking the vote Chez, although I did indeed find 20 minutes here to log on 
I do believe that Speck is one of the remaining werewolves we all aim to maim, hence my vote. Adiosfellow wolf villain.
I do believe that Speck is one of the remaining werewolves we all aim to maim, hence my vote. Adios
But but but KarnyI do believe that Speck is one of the remaining werewolves we all aim to maim, hence my vote. Adiosfellow wolfvillain.
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Karnezis_13
Norm Smith Medallist
The way in which you dismissed my specktacular usage of your name earlier in the week - the growl.But but but Karny
It gave it away ... werewolf
Whaaat, clearly drawing an incredibly long bow here.The way in which you dismissed my specktacular usage of your name earlier in the week - the growl.
It gave it away ... werewolf
You know I'm not a wolf. Do something about that!
DemonJim, how could you kill me?!
What the hell man!
Remember, I had the power of seer, same as fitzroybulldog.
*dies*
What the hell man!
Remember, I had the power of seer, same as fitzroybulldog.
*dies*
As town mayor, I do decree,
A lynching, shortly there shall be,
And dangling for all the world to see,
A wolf swinging lifeless, hopefully...
{PS - tax time, 2 bottles of whiskey each - serves you numpties right for electing a drunkard as mayor}
A lynching, shortly there shall be,
And dangling for all the world to see,
A wolf swinging lifeless, hopefully...
{PS - tax time, 2 bottles of whiskey each - serves you numpties right for electing a drunkard as mayor}
Filthy Sanchez, I change my vote to spookism.
You should've changed it to Speck, that low life is most certainly a wolf...
- Aug 18, 2009
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I'm number one, I'm number one...wait...wut?
spookism
Brownlow Medallist
It's not too late for everyone to save the life of an innocent chocolate maker
Change your vote to tie it up again then doofus! Mmmmmm, chocolate maker....
- Aug 18, 2009
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spookism
Brownlow Medallist
That would of done nothing except to see another innocent hung and despite it costing me my life, we need to village to live on.
What a Wolf like thing to say.
Ah s**t! Avenge me village.....
I could be the Don Dunstan kind of mayor sweetie...
DemonJim
I feel the need, the need for speed!
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Wha?
MoOP sat at the bar of DemonJim's drinking a glass of ... "raspberry cordial" ... he had an image to maintain now he was elected by these fools citizens as mayor. He pondered to himself..."Hmmm, the town's been having a bit of a rough trot lately, perhaps I should proclaim a holiday so we can all enjoy some fine food, drinks and frivolities...nah, these lazy b@stards will just take advantage of that and ask for a long weekend. F@ck them."
MoOP looked over at DJ, he was sitting at the far table. MoOP could barely see the bulking figure seated next to DJ in the dim light, but, he could make out that the figure had long, shaggy hair. They appeared to be in deep conversation.
Just then, DJ looked over at MoOP, stood, and went behind the bar. "Here you go MoOP," said DJ as he handed MoOP a bottle of his finest ... "raspberry cordial" ..."That should keep you going for another 5 minutes or so. Did you hear about how poorSpookism was lynched tonight?"
MoOP took a long, deep swig of the bottle of ... "raspberry cordial" ..."Hear about it? I was there, everyone voted and it was him who drew the ire of the village idiots, so, it was him that had to go."
"Yes well, it's always sad when someone goes away..." said DJ his voice trailing off as he went back over to the far table.
MoOP thought about this, and what, through cunning detective work, he knew of the situation (lot's of peeps dead) and what he knew of the remaining villagers (not much). There was obviously at least one wolf remaining...or, are they just lynching people for the fun of it? MoOP wasn't sure...but then, he had a thought, "If I bold everyone's name, won't they all die before me?"
Speck
Member of One PAFC
DemonJim
Reardo
Karnezis_13
Too late, he realized that he bolded his own name... {what kind of mayor IS this guy?}
... he had an image to maintain now he was elected by these MoOP looked over at DJ, he was sitting at the far table. MoOP could barely see the bulking figure seated next to DJ in the dim light, but, he could make out that the figure had long, shaggy hair. They appeared to be in deep conversation.
Just then, DJ looked over at MoOP, stood, and went behind the bar. "Here you go MoOP," said DJ as he handed MoOP a bottle of his finest ... "raspberry cordial"
..."That should keep you going for another 5 minutes or so. Did you hear about how poorSpookism was lynched tonight?"MoOP took a long, deep swig of the bottle of ... "raspberry cordial"
..."Hear about it? I was there, everyone voted and it was him who drew the ire of the village "Yes well, it's always sad when someone goes away..." said DJ his voice trailing off as he went back over to the far table.
MoOP thought about this, and what, through cunning detective work, he knew of the situation (lot's of peeps dead) and what he knew of the remaining villagers (not much). There was obviously at least one wolf remaining...or, are they just lynching people for the fun of it? MoOP wasn't sure...but then, he had a thought, "If I bold everyone's name, won't they all die before me?"
Speck
Member of One PAFC
DemonJim
Reardo
Karnezis_13
Too late, he realized that he bolded his own name... {what kind of mayor IS this guy?}
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Always...
"Last drinks!" called DemonJim, "Pub's closing."
MoOP quickly ordered a final ... "raspberry cordial" ... DemonJim was worried about the nightly attacks and killings, and tonight was no exception, there was a full moon out tonight and DemonJim was supersticious.
As DemonJim packed up the bar, MoOP strolled over to the far table where he had seen DemonJim talking to that dark figure. There, on the floor under the table was a business card. MoOP stooped and picked it up, examining it carefully.
"Well, well, well." thought MoOP, "D.J's thinking of changing careers. You just can't trust anyone these days." This business card contained all the evidence he needed for there on the corner of the business card was a Speck of dirt.
MoOP stepped back to the bar to say goodnight to DemonJim who handed him a bottle ... "raspberry cordial" ... saying,"MoOP, you're my best customer and a damn fine mayor, you look after yourself out there, and go straight home, no stopping at that dodgy pub around the corner."
MoOP stepped out into the fresh, cool night air.
In the distance, wolves howled...
MoOP quickly ordered a final ... "raspberry cordial"
... DemonJim was worried about the nightly attacks and killings, and tonight was no exception, there was a full moon out tonight and DemonJim was supersticious.As DemonJim packed up the bar, MoOP strolled over to the far table where he had seen DemonJim talking to that dark figure. There, on the floor under the table was a business card. MoOP stooped and picked it up, examining it carefully.
"Well, well, well." thought MoOP, "D.J's thinking of changing careers. You just can't trust anyone these days." This business card contained all the evidence he needed for there on the corner of the business card was a Speck of dirt.
MoOP stepped back to the bar to say goodnight to DemonJim who handed him a bottle ... "raspberry cordial"
... saying,"MoOP, you're my best customer and a damn fine mayor, you look after yourself out there, and go straight home, no stopping at that dodgy pub around the corner."MoOP stepped out into the fresh, cool night air.
In the distance, wolves howled...
- Aug 18, 2009
- 7,234
- 6,736
- AFL Club
- Richmond
- Aug 18, 2009
- 7,234
- 6,736
- AFL Club
- Richmond
DemonJim
I feel the need, the need for speed!
- Mar 25, 2008
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- Atlanta Braves - Indianapolis Colts
FU WOLF/VES
Nooooo....
Does this mean DJ's Pub will be having a 'going out of business sale'? I'm up for spending some money, I'm quite effluent now that I've got my fingers on the town coffers.
