Event SFAEW Presents: SweetaMania IV - Festivus Frenzy on now!

[Tonga Bob]

They lock up.
Tonga Bob hits a dropkick on TheWizardMelon.
Tonga Bob works the crowd.
Numerous fans are using Tonga Bob as target practice.
Tonga Bob attempts a swinging side slam, but TheWizardMelon blocks it.
TheWizardMelon executes the Sling Blade against Tonga Bob.
TheWizardMelon has the crowd going wild.
TheWizardMelon whips Tonga Bob into the ropes.
TheWizardMelon executes a hiptoss against Tonga Bob.
TheWizardMelon is going for the pin.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, kickout.
TheWizardMelon hits the Sling Blade on Tonga Bob.
TheWizardMelon performs a vertical suplex against Tonga Bob.
TheWizardMelon kicks Tonga Bob.
TheWizardMelon chops Tonga Bob.
The crowd is going crazy.
TheWizardMelon executes a flying cross body press against Tonga Bob.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, kickout.
TheWizardMelon tries a dropkick to the knee, but Tonga Bob steps out of the way.
The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos.
Tonga Bob locks TheWizardMelon in a bearhug.
TheWizardMelon is struggling to reach the ropes.
TheWizardMelon inches his way towards the ropes after holding out for 5 seconds.
Tonga Bob hits a dropkick on TheWizardMelon.
Tonga Bob covers TheWizardMelon.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, kickout.
Tonga Bob uses a kick to the head on TheWizardMelon.
Tonga Bob executes a dropkick against TheWizardMelon.
Tonga Bob works the crowd.
The decibel level in the building is unbelievable.
Tonga Bob whips TheWizardMelon into the ropes.
TheWizardMelon tries a running front dropkick, but Tonga Bob steps out of the way.
Tonga Bob whips TheWizardMelon into the turnbuckle.
Tonga Bob tries a spinebuster slam, but TheWizardMelon counters it with a kneelift.
TheWizardMelon uses a springboard cross body press on Tonga Bob.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, kickout.
TheWizardMelon uses a dropkick on Tonga Bob.
TheWizardMelon runs into the ropes.
TheWizardMelon hits Tonga Bob with a shoulderblock.
TheWizardMelon executes a European uppercut against Tonga Bob.
TheWizardMelon goes for a dropkick to the knee, but Tonga Bob steps out of the way.
Tonga Bob runs into the ropes.
Tonga Bob misses with a clothesline.
Tonga Bob executes a lariat against TheWizardMelon.
Tonga Bob gets a bearhug on TheWizardMelon.
TheWizardMelon manages to grab the ropes after being locked up for 5 seconds.
Tonga Bob attempts a fallaway slam, but TheWizardMelon counters it with a forearm smash.
TheWizardMelon performs a flying cross body press against Tonga Bob.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, kickout.
TheWizardMelon uses a slap on Tonga Bob.
TheWizardMelon hits an Aztecan suplex on Tonga Bob.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, shoulder up.
TheWizardMelon performs an elbowsmash against Tonga Bob.
TheWizardMelon executes a springboard cross body press against Tonga Bob.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, kickout.
TheWizardMelon executes a dragon suplex against Tonga Bob.
Both combatants' shoulders are on the mat.
Mike Uppet counts: One, TheWizardMelon lifts a shoulder, two, shoulder up.
TheWizardMelon runs into the ropes.
Tonga Bob hits TheWizardMelon with a shoulderblock.
Tonga Bob tries a release German suplex, but TheWizardMelon blocks it.
TheWizardMelon uses a springboard cross body press on Tonga Bob.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, shoulder up.
TheWizardMelon uses a forearm to the back on Tonga Bob.
TheWizardMelon runs into the ropes.
Tonga Bob uses a flapjack on TheWizardMelon.
Tonga Bob goes for a back suplex, but TheWizardMelon counters it with a bulldog.
In turn, Tonga Bob counters it with a throw-off.
Tonga Bob catches TheWizardMelon in a bearhug.
TheWizardMelon is valiantly trying to break the hold.
TheWizardMelon grabs the ropes after 6 seconds.
Tonga Bob puts TheWizardMelon in a choke against the ropes.
Mike Uppet warns Tonga Bob to let go.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, three.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, three, four.
Tonga Bob performs a lariat against TheWizardMelon.
The ring is quickly filling up with debris.
Tonga Bob performs a Vader attack against TheWizardMelon.
Tonga Bob hits a kneelift on TheWizardMelon.
Tonga Bob chops TheWizardMelon.
TheWizardMelon hits Tonga Bob.
The chants for TheWizardMelon are deafening.
Tonga Bob hits TheWizardMelon.
TheWizardMelon hits Tonga Bob.
The crowd is behind TheWizardMelon all the way.
Tonga Bob kicks TheWizardMelon.
The crowd is vociferously booing Tonga Bob.
Tonga Bob hits TheWizardMelon.
TheWizardMelon hits Tonga Bob.
TheWizardMelon executes a forearm to the back against Tonga Bob.
TheWizardMelon punches Tonga Bob.
Tonga Bob kicks TheWizardMelon.
The ring is quickly filling up with debris.
Tonga Bob punches TheWizardMelon.
Tonga Bob hits TheWizardMelon.
Tonga Bob puts TheWizardMelon in a choke against the ropes.
Mike Uppet warns Tonga Bob to let go.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, three, four.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, three, four, five.
Mike Uppet warns Tonga Bob.
Tonga Bob nails TheWizardMelon with a lariat.
Tonga Bob nails TheWizardMelon with a flying headbutt.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, kickout.
Tonga Bob attempts a kick to the head, but TheWizardMelon blocks it.
TheWizardMelon runs into the ropes.
Tonga Bob misses with a clothesline.
Tonga Bob misses with a kick.
Tonga Bob misses with an elbow.
TheWizardMelon misses with a clothesline.
Tonga Bob misses with a shoulderblock.
Tonga Bob hits TheWizardMelon with an elbow.
Tonga Bob is going for the pin.
Mike Uppet counts: One, kickout.
Tonga Bob nails TheWizardMelon with a gutwrench suplex.
Tonga Bob executes a dropkick against TheWizardMelon.
Tonga Bob attempts a Hotshot, but TheWizardMelon counters it with a lariat.
In turn, Tonga Bob counters it with a Fujiwara armbar.
TheWizardMelon makes it to the ropes after 5 seconds.
Tonga Bob whips TheWizardMelon into the ropes.
Tonga Bob uses an overhead belly-to-belly suplex on TheWizardMelon.
Tonga Bob executes the Game Over on TheWizardMelon.
TheWizardMelon is valiantly trying to break the hold.
TheWizardMelon is inching his way towards the ropes.
TheWizardMelon tries to fight the pain.
TheWizardMelon is inching his way towards the ropes.
TheWizardMelon tries to fight the pain.
TheWizardMelon is almost gone.
Mike Uppet tells TheWizardMelon to respond or he'll stop the fight.
TheWizardMelon nods.
Mike Uppet checks TheWizardMelon's arm.
He lifts it... it stays up!
TheWizardMelon fights his way out of the hold after 58 seconds.
TheWizardMelon performs a springboard cross body press against Tonga Bob.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, kickout.
TheWizardMelon uses a release dragon suplex on Tonga Bob.
TheWizardMelon is going for the pin.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, kickout.
TheWizardMelon whips Tonga Bob into the ropes, but Tonga Bob reverses it.
TheWizardMelon misses with a clothesline.
TheWizardMelon hits Tonga Bob with a kick.
TheWizardMelon attempts an enzuigiri, but Tonga Bob steps out of the way.
Tonga Bob works the crowd.
The crowd is vociferously booing Tonga Bob.
Tonga Bob uses a bodyslam on TheWizardMelon.
Tonga Bob uses a Samoan Drop on TheWizardMelon.
Tonga Bob covers TheWizardMelon.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
Tonga Bob throws TheWizardMelon out of the ring.
Mike Uppet counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine,
TheWizardMelon reenters the ring.
Tonga Bob runs into the ropes.
TheWizardMelon hits Tonga Bob with a clothesline.
TheWizardMelon attempts a spinning headlock elbowdrop, but Tonga Bob
counters it with a facerake.
Tonga Bob whips TheWizardMelon into the ropes.
Tonga Bob hits TheWizardMelon with a kick.
Tonga Bob runs into the ropes.
TheWizardMelon executes a dropkick to the knee against Tonga Bob.
TheWizardMelon plays air guitar.
The crowd erupts.
TheWizardMelon hits a German suplex on Tonga Bob.
Both combatants' shoulders are on the mat.
Mike Uppet counts: One, kickout.
TheWizardMelon whips Tonga Bob into the ropes.
TheWizardMelon misses with an elbow.
TheWizardMelon uses a dropkick on Tonga Bob.
TheWizardMelon executes a dragon suplex against Tonga Bob.
Mike Uppet counts: One, kickout.
TheWizardMelon plays air guitar.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for TheWizardMelon.
TheWizardMelon attempts a release dragon suplex, but Tonga Bob blocks it.
Tonga Bob throws TheWizardMelon into the turnbuckle.
Tonga Bob runs shoulder-first into the corner.
Tonga Bob hits a forearm to the back on TheWizardMelon.
Tonga Bob hits a kneelift on TheWizardMelon.
Tonga Bob attempts a kick to the chest, but TheWizardMelon blocks it.
TheWizardMelon performs the Sling Blade against Tonga Bob.
TheWizardMelon whips Tonga Bob into the ropes, but Tonga Bob reverses it.
Tonga Bob performs a kick to the chest against TheWizardMelon.
Tonga Bob tries a savate kick, but TheWizardMelon counters it with a legsweep.
TheWizardMelon covers Tonga Bob.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, shoulder up.
TheWizardMelon plays air guitar.
The crowd erupts.
TheWizardMelon performs the Sling Blade against Tonga Bob.
TheWizardMelon performs a vertical suplex against Tonga Bob.
TheWizardMelon takes Tonga Bob down with a dragon suplex.
Both combatants' shoulders are on the mat.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, TheWizardMelon lifts a shoulder, shoulder up.
TheWizardMelon hits a vertical suplex on Tonga Bob.
TheWizardMelon attempts a German suplex, but Tonga Bob blocks it.
Tonga Bob takes TheWizardMelon down with a DDT.
Tonga Bob attempts a kick to the head, but TheWizardMelon blocks it.
TheWizardMelon hits a springboard cross body press on Tonga Bob.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, shoulder up.
TheWizardMelon uses an Aztecan suplex on Tonga Bob.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, kickout.
TheWizardMelon runs into the ropes.
Tonga Bob and TheWizardMelon get hit with a double clothesline.
Tonga Bob tries a fallaway slam, but TheWizardMelon counters it with a forearm smash.
TheWizardMelon runs into the ropes.
TheWizardMelon hits Tonga Bob with a kick.
TheWizardMelon is going for the pin.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, kickout.
TheWizardMelon tries a dropkick, but Tonga Bob steps out of the way.
Tonga Bob executes the Game Over on TheWizardMelon.
TheWizardMelon is valiantly trying to break the hold.
TheWizardMelon is struggling to reach the ropes.
TheWizardMelon is writhing in pain.
Mike Uppet asks TheWizardMelon if he's still there.
TheWizardMelon nods.
Mike Uppet asks TheWizardMelon if he's still there.
TheWizardMelon nods.
Mike Uppet tells TheWizardMelon to respond or he'll stop the fight.
TheWizardMelon nods.
Mike Uppet asks TheWizardMelon if he's still there.
TheWizardMelon nods.
Mike Uppet checks TheWizardMelon's arm.
He lifts it... it falls.
He lifts it... it stays up!
TheWizardMelon fights his way out of the hold after 35 seconds.
TheWizardMelon hits a low blow on Tonga Bob.
TheWizardMelon runs into the ropes.
TheWizardMelon misses with an elbow.
TheWizardMelon hits Tonga Bob with an elbow.
TheWizardMelon executes the Five Star Phoenix Splash on Tonga Bob.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, three.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for TheWizardMelon.

The winner is thewizardmelon. Time of match: 0:14:55
Sim Rating: **** 1/4


What a way to kick off SweetaMania! It's almost a tradition for the IC title to change hands in the opener at this point, and who better to claim that prize than Melon?

Horsesh*t.

 

[PhenomenalV1]

serial_thrilla picks a hammer out of the toolbox.
serial_thrilla rolls back into the ring.
serial_thrilla hits The Half Back with the hammer.
The Half Back is bleeding heavily.
Chief slowly gets up.
serial_thrilla goes to hit The Half Back, but he block him.
The Half Back takes the hammer from serial_thrilla.
serial_thrilla runs out of the ring.
The Half Back chases after him.
serial_thrilla kicks open the cell door.
The Half Back follows him out.
serial_thrilla starts climbing the cell.
The Half Back follows him up.
They are brawling on the cell roof.
The Half Back executes a snap mare against serial_thrilla.
The Half Back executes a power bomb against serial_thrilla.
Chief counts: One, shoulder up.
The Half Back goes for a cradle Tombstone, but serial_thrilla blocks it.
serial_thrilla goes for a jumping cutter, but The Half Back steps out of the way.
The cell roof buckles.
The Half Back hits a kick to the head on serial_thrilla.
The Half Back nails serial_thrilla with a lariat.
The Half Back whips serial_thrilla into the ropes, but serial_thrilla reverses it.
serial_thrilla hits a bodyslam on The Half Back.
The cell roof buckles.
serial_thrilla performs an elbowsmash against The Half Back.
serial_thrilla uses an inverted atomic drop on The Half Back.
serial_thrilla uses an open-handed chop on The Half Back.
serial_thrilla goes for a Flatliner, but The Half Back counters it with a DDT.
The impact of the move caves the cell roof in.
The Half Back and serial_thrilla fall into the ring below.

The Half Back and serial_thrilla are out cold.
Chief counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, serial_thrilla gets back on his feet, nine, The Half Back gets back on his feet.
serial_thrilla executes a dropkick against The Half Back.
The crowd is behind serial_thrilla all the way.
serial_thrilla whips The Half Back into the ropes, but The Half Back reverses it.
serial_thrilla hits The Half Back with a clothesline.
serial_thrilla works the crowd.
The crowd is behind serial_thrilla all the way.
serial_thrilla uses a double leg slam on The Half Back.
serial_thrilla whips The Half Back into the ropes.
serial_thrilla hits a powerslam on The Half Back.
Chief counts: One, two, in the ropes...
serial_thrilla sets up The Half Back on the turnbuckle.
serial_thrilla performs a superplex against The Half Back.
The chants for serial_thrilla are deafening.
serial_thrilla hits a powerslam on The Half Back.
Chief counts: One, two, in the ropes...
serial_thrilla takes The Half Back down with a toss suplex.
serial_thrilla performs the Vertebreaker against The Half Back.
serial_thrilla sets up The Half Back on the turnbuckle.
serial_thrilla executes a superplex against The Half Back.
The crowd is giving serial_thrilla a standing ovation.
serial_thrilla picks up the toolbox.
serial_thrilla waits for The Half Back to get up.
serial_thrilla goes to hit The Half Back with the toolbox, but The Half Back takes the toolbox from him.
The Half Back nearly takes serial_thrilla's head off with the toolbox.
serial_thrilla is bleeding like hell.
The Half Back executes the Legendary Lariat on serial_thrilla.
Chief counts: One, two, kickout.
The Half Back hits a Burning Hammer on serial_thrilla onto the toolbox.
Chief counts: One, two, three.
The crowd is giving The Half Back a standing ovation.

The winner is The Half Back. Time of match: 0:29:06
Sim Rating: *****


What a match! Halfy finally, finally gets revenge on thrilla burning down his house. What a climax!

 

[PhenomenalV1]

Ninthly:

The Nou Camp Combat Club implode! It's Senor M vs Chipmunk vs por_please_ya!​

 

[PhenomenalV1]

They lock up.
por_please_ya whips Senor M into the ropes, but Senor M reverses it.
por_please_ya uses a high knee on Senor M.
por_please_ya hits a dropkick on Senor M.
por_please_ya performs the 6-1-9 against Senor M.
por_please_ya is going for the cover.
Blacky counts: One, two, shoulder up.
por_please_ya executes a jumping knee strike against Senor M.
por_please_ya whips Senor M into the ropes, but Senor M reverses it.
Senor M hits por_please_ya with a clothesline.
por_please_ya falls out of the ring.
Senor M jumps onto her with a Springboard Moonsault.
Senor M climbs back into the ring.
por_please_ya climbs back into the ring.
Senor M sends por_please_ya into the turnbuckle.
Senor M charges in with a jumping knee strike.
Senor M is going for the pin.
Blacky counts: One, two, in the ropes...
Chipmunk attempts a Gorilla Press, but por_please_ya counters it with a small package.
Blacky counts: One, two, shoulder up.
por_please_ya performs a dropkick against Chipmunk.
por_please_ya works the crowd.
The chants for por_please_ya are deafening.
por_please_ya nails Chipmunk with a flying double foot stomp.
por_please_ya uses a release dragon suplex on Chipmunk.
por_please_ya is going for the pin.
Blacky counts: One, kickout.
Senor M executes a bodyslam against Chipmunk.
Senor M whips Chipmunk into the ropes.
Chipmunk misses with an elbow.
Senor M hits a dropkick to the knee on Chipmunk.
por_please_ya runs into the ropes.
por_please_ya hits Chipmunk with a kick.
Senor M tries a running knee strike, but Chipmunk ducks out of the way.
Chipmunk uses a flying clothesline on Senor M.
Chipmunk performs a headlock takedown against Senor M.
por_please_ya takes Senor M down with a Northern Lights suplex.
Blacky counts: One, two, shoulder up.
por_please_ya performs a dropkick against Senor M.
por_please_ya works the crowd.
The chants for por_please_ya are deafening.
Chipmunk takes Senor M down with an armdrag takedown.
Chipmunk executes a headlock takedown against Senor M.
por_please_ya whips Senor M into the ropes, but Senor M reverses it.
por_please_ya misses with a kick.
por_please_ya hits Senor M with a kick.
por_please_ya performs a jumping knee strike against Senor M.
por_please_ya throws Senor M out of the ring.
por_please_ya goes through the ropes.
por_please_ya executes a flying huracanrana against Senor M.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Senor M goes for a spinebuster bomb, but por_please_ya counters it with a rana.
por_please_ya uses a flying cross body press on Senor M.
por_please_ya knocks Senor M into the ringpost.
por_please_ya shoves Senor M into the guardrail.
por_please_ya performs a flying huracanrana against Senor M.
por_please_ya throws Senor M into the guardrail.
por_please_ya tries a jumping knee strike, but Senor M ducks out of the way.
Senor M knocks por_please_ya into the ringpost.
The chants for Senor M are deafening.
Senor M whips por_please_ya into the guardrail.
Senor M performs a Frankensteiner against por_please_ya.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Senor M attempts a kneebreaker, but por_please_ya blocks it.
por_please_ya whips Senor M into the guardrail.
por_please_ya nails Senor M with a high knee.
por_please_ya throws Senor M back into the ring.
por_please_ya uses a jumping knee strike on Senor M.
The crowd is giving por_please_ya a standing ovation.
por_please_ya tries a flying huracanrana, but Senor M counters it with a power bomb.
Blacky counts: One, two, kickout.
The crowd erupts.
Senor M executes the Liger Bomb against por_please_ya.
Blacky counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Senor M uses a knee strike on por_please_ya.
Chipmunk attempts a headbutt, but por_please_ya blocks it.
por_please_ya whips Chipmunk into the turnbuckle, but Chipmunk reverses it.
Chipmunk runs into the ropes.
Chipmunk misses with an elbow.
por_please_ya tries a high knee, but Chipmunk ducks out of the way.
Senor M attempts to place por_please_ya on the turnbuckle, but por_please_ya blocks it.
Senor M attempts the Liger Bomb, but por_please_ya counters it with a small package.
Blacky counts: One, kickout.
por_please_ya whips Senor M into the ropes.
por_please_ya uses a jumping knee strike on Senor M.
Chipmunk takes Senor M down with a headlock takedown.
Chipmunk gets a sleeperhold on Senor M.
Senor M manages to grab the ropes after 5 seconds.
Chipmunk executes a kick to the midsection against Senor M.
Chipmunk uses a headbutt on Senor M.
Chipmunk runs into the ropes.
Chipmunk misses with a clothesline.
Senor M hits Chipmunk with a shoulderblock.
Senor M goes for a backbreaker, but Chipmunk counters it with an elbowsmash.
Chipmunk takes Senor M down with a vertical suplex.
Chipmunk performs a snap mare against Senor M.
Chipmunk executes a fireman's carry against Senor M.
Chipmunk uses a headbutt on Senor M.
Chipmunk performs an atomic drop against Senor M.
Chipmunk hits a clothesline on Senor M.
Chipmunk executes the Chipmunk Choke on Senor M.
Senor M is struggling to reach the ropes.
Senor M is inching his way towards the ropes.
Senor M is close to passing out from the pain.
Blacky checks Senor M's arm.
He lifts it... it falls.
He lifts it... it falls.
He lifts it... it stays up!
Senor M fights his way out of the hold after 45 seconds.
Senor M tries a flying cross body press, but Chipmunk counters it with a running powerslam.
Blacky counts: One, two, kickout.
Chipmunk takes Senor M down with a bodyslam.
Chipmunk whips Senor M into the ropes, but Senor M reverses it.
Senor M nails Chipmunk with a spinebuster bomb.
Blacky counts: One, two, kickout.
por_please_ya hits a dropkick on Chipmunk.
por_please_ya tries a Northern Lights suplex, but Chipmunk counters it with a DDT.
Chipmunk locks por_please_ya in a sleeperhold.
por_please_ya breaks the hold with a jawbreaker after 5 seconds.
por_please_ya performs a flying double foot stomp against Chipmunk.
por_please_ya hits a dropkick on Chipmunk.
por_please_ya executes a flying cross body press against Chipmunk.
Blacky counts: One, two, shoulder up.
por_please_ya sends Chipmunk into the turnbuckle.
por_please_ya goes for a dropkick, but Chipmunk steps out of the way.
Chipmunk uses a clothesline on por_please_ya.
Chipmunk goes for the Chipmunk Choke, but por_please_ya counters it with a slidedown.
por_please_ya goes for a flying double foot stomp, but Chipmunk rolls out of the way.
The crowd is giving Chipmunk a standing ovation.
Chipmunk executes a punch against por_please_ya.
Chipmunk hits an inverted atomic drop on por_please_ya.
Chipmunk executes the Chipmunk Choke on por_please_ya.
por_please_ya is valiantly trying to break the hold.
por_please_ya is valiantly trying to break the hold.
por_please_ya manages to grab the ropes after 17 seconds.
Senor M runs into the ropes.
Senor M misses with an elbow.
Senor M goes for a running knee strike, but por_please_ya ducks out of the way.
Chipmunk whips Senor M into the ropes, but Senor M reverses it.
Chipmunk hits Senor M with a kick.
Chipmunk is going for the pin.
Blacky counts: One, two, kickout.
Chipmunk whips Senor M into the ropes.
Senor M goes for a swinging DDT, but Chipmunk counters it with a Northern Lights suplex.
Blacky counts: One, two, in the ropes...
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
Chipmunk throws Senor M into the turnbuckle.
Senor M comes back, but is met with an elbow.
Chipmunk goes for a flying clothesline, but Senor M counters it with an intercept superkick.
Senor M executes the One-Mister's Angel on Chipmunk.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
Senor M goes for the pin.
Blacky counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Senor M whips Chipmunk into the ropes.
Senor M hits Chipmunk with a kick.
Senor M attempts a running knee strike, but Chipmunk ducks out of the way.
por_please_ya hits a flying double foot stomp on Senor M.
por_please_ya attempts a dropkick, but Senor M steps out of the way.
Senor M goes for a running knee strike, but por_please_ya ducks out of the way.
por_please_ya whips Senor M into the ropes, but Senor M reverses it.
Senor M misses with a shoulderblock.
Senor M attempts a bulldog, but por_please_ya throws him off.
por_please_ya takes Senor M down with a release dragon suplex.
por_please_ya is going for the pin.
Blacky counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.
por_please_ya executes the Eeveelution on Senor M.
The crowd erupts.
por_please_ya goes for the pin.
Blacky counts: One, two, kickout.
por_please_ya whips Senor M into the turnbuckle.
por_please_ya runs shoulder-first into the corner, but Senor M lifts his knee.
Senor M executes the One-Mister's Angel on por_please_ya.
Senor M goes for the pin.
Blacky counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Chipmunk tries a hiptoss, but por_please_ya reverses it.
In turn, Chipmunk counters it with a cradle suplex.
Chipmunk attempts a Gorilla Press, but por_please_ya blocks it.
Senor M uses a forearm to the back on Chipmunk.
Senor M takes Chipmunk down with a snap suplex.
Senor M hits a vertical suplex on Chipmunk.
Senor M performs a flying dropkick against Chipmunk.
The crowd is giving Senor M a standing ovation.
Senor M performs a release dragon suplex against Chipmunk.
Senor M attempts a short-arm high knee, but Chipmunk ducks out of the way.
Chipmunk executes the Chipmunk Choke on Senor M.
Senor M is struggling to reach the ropes.
Senor M is inching his way towards the ropes.
Senor M is close to passing out from the pain.
Blacky checks Senor M's arm.
He lifts it... it falls.
He lifts it... it stays up!
Senor M fights his way out of the hold after 45 seconds.
por_please_ya nails Chipmunk with a bulldog.
por_please_ya works the crowd.
The crowd erupts.
por_please_ya executes the Eeveelution on Chipmunk.
por_please_ya goes for the pin.
Blacky counts: One, two, three.

The winner is por_please_ya. Time of match: 0:16:20
Sim Rating: *****


A big win for Porps! The Nou Camp Combat Club are no more, but what a legacy they leave behind!

 

[PhenomenalV1]

And in your main event of the season:

SFAEW World Heavyweight Champion (and PhenomedalV1 winner) Bonz defends his championship against Royal Rumble winner (and Mobbs Medalist) Tigerturbulance!

This is the most muscular match in SFAEW history!

​

 

[PhenomenalV1]

They lock up.
TigerTurbulance uses a German suplex on Bonz.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, kickout.
TigerTurbulance takes Bonz down with an overhead snap belly-to-belly suplex into the turnbuckles.
TigerTurbulance executes the Ophidian-5 on Bonz.
TigerTurbulance goes for the pin.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, KICKOUT.
Bonz executes a double underhook suplex against TigerTurbulance.
Bonz performs a kick to the midsection against TigerTurbulance.
Bonz executes a gutwrench suplex against TigerTurbulance.
The chants for Bonz are deafening.
Bonz hits a kick to the midsection on TigerTurbulance.
Bonz attempts a kneelift, but TigerTurbulance counters it with a legsweep.
TigerTurbulance uses an Exploder suplex into the turnbuckles on Bonz.
The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos.
TigerTurbulance hits a mounted punch on Bonz.
TigerTurbulance hits a forearm to the back on Bonz.
TigerTurbulance uses a powerslam into the turnbuckles on Bonz.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, kickout.
TigerTurbulance says, "Get in the Hot Seat!".
TigerTurbulance runs into the ropes.
Bonz misses with an elbow.
TigerTurbulance goes for a lariat, but Bonz ducks out of the way.
Bonz throws TigerTurbulance out of the ring.
Bonz goes outside.
Bonz attempts a spinebuster slam, but TigerTurbulance counters it with a small package.
Mike Uppet counts: 1.
TigerTurbulance reenters the ring.
Bonz follows him back in.
TigerTurbulance hits a kneelift on Bonz.
TigerTurbulance tries a release German suplex, but Bonz counters it with an elbowsmash.
Bonz takes TigerTurbulance down with a full nelson slam.
Bonz uses a spinning mule kick on TigerTurbulance.
The crowd is behind Bonz all the way.
Bonz uses a whiplash neckbreaker on TigerTurbulance.
Bonz goes for a kick to the head, but TigerTurbulance ducks out of the way.
TigerTurbulance hits a headsmash into the turnbuckle on Bonz.
TigerTurbulance performs a release German suplex against Bonz.
TigerTurbulance further incites the crowd.
TigerTurbulance launches Bonz across the ring with a release German suplex.
TigerTurbulance says, "Get in the Hot Seat!".
TigerTurbulance places Bonz on the turnbuckle.
TigerTurbulance performs a double underhook superplex against Bonz.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.
TigerTurbulance hits Bonz.
TigerTurbulance kicks Bonz.
Bonz kicks TigerTurbulance.
TigerTurbulance punches Bonz.
TigerTurbulance punches Bonz.
TigerTurbulance is being booed like there is no tomorrow.
TigerTurbulance catches Bonz totally by surprise.
TigerTurbulance executes the Ophidian-5 on Bonz.
The ring is quickly filling up with debris.
TigerTurbulance goes for the pin.
Mike Uppet counts: One, shoulder up.
TigerTurbulance tries a release German suplex, but Bonz blocks it.
Bonz puts TigerTurbulance in a judo throw into a cross armbreaker.
TigerTurbulance is inching his way towards the ropes.
TigerTurbulance tries to fight the pain.
TigerTurbulance manages to grab the ropes after 31 seconds.
Bonz performs an elevated power bomb against TigerTurbulance.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, kickout.
Bonz uses a springboard spear on TigerTurbulance.
Bonz performs a spear against TigerTurbulance.
The crowd is behind Bonz all the way.
Bonz goes for the Cat-Hammer, but he can't do it.
TigerTurbulance executes a release German suplex against Bonz.
The crowd is vociferously booing TigerTurbulance.
TigerTurbulance whips Bonz into the ropes.
TigerTurbulance uses a lariat on Bonz.
TigerTurbulance gives him a release German suplex, but Bonz no-sells it.
TigerTurbulance performs a release German suplex against Bonz.
The decibel level in the building is unbelievable.
TigerTurbulance runs into the ropes.
Bonz misses with a shoulderblock.
TigerTurbulance hits Bonz with a kick.
TigerTurbulance uses a forearm to the back on Bonz.
TigerTurbulance whips Bonz into the ropes.
TigerTurbulance attempts a lariat, but Bonz counters it with a Fujiwara armbar.
TigerTurbulance gets ahold of the ropes after 8 seconds.
Bonz executes the Cat-Hammer on TigerTurbulance.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.
Bonz performs a spear against TigerTurbulance.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Bonz.
Bonz goes for the Cat-Hammer, but he can't do it.
TigerTurbulance counters it with an inside cradle.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, kickout.
TigerTurbulance hits a release German suplex on Bonz.
TigerTurbulance says, "Get in the Hot Seat!".
The ring is quickly filling up with debris.
TigerTurbulance attempts a release German suplex, but Bonz blocks it.
Bonz executes the Cat-Hammer on TigerTurbulance.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, kickout.
Bonz executes the Cat-Hammer on TigerTurbulance.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, kickout.
Bonz executes the Cat-Hammer on TigerTurbulance.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, in the ropes...
Bonz whips TigerTurbulance into the ropes.
TigerTurbulance and Bonz get hit with a double clothesline.
TigerTurbulance executes the Ophidian-5 on Bonz.
TigerTurbulance is being booed out of the building.
TigerTurbulance goes for the pin.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
TigerTurbulance executes the Ophidian-5 on Bonz.
TigerTurbulance goes for the pin.
Mike Uppet counts: One, kickout.
TigerTurbulance executes the Ophidian-5 on Bonz.
TigerTurbulance goes for the pin.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, kickout.
TigerTurbulance goes for a knee strike, but Bonz blocks it.
Bonz uses a full nelson slam on TigerTurbulance.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Bonz.
Bonz goes for a spear, but TigerTurbulance counters it with a kick to the head.
The ring is quickly filling up with debris.
In turn, Bonz counters it with a duck-down move.
Bonz runs into the ropes.
TigerTurbulance hits Bonz with a clothesline.
TigerTurbulance says, "Get in the Hot Seat!".
TigerTurbulance is being booed out of the building.
TigerTurbulance executes a shooting star press against Bonz.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
TigerTurbulance executes the Ophidian-5 on Bonz.
TigerTurbulance goes for the pin.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, in the ropes...
TigerTurbulance puts Bonz in a guillotine choke.
Bonz is struggling to reach the ropes.
Bonz reaches the ropes after being locked up for 13 seconds.
TigerTurbulance uses a vertical suplex on Bonz.
TigerTurbulance locks Bonz in a guillotine choke.
Bonz inches his way towards the ropes after 11 seconds.
TigerTurbulance hits a vertical suplex on Bonz.
TigerTurbulance takes Bonz down with a vertical suplex.
TigerTurbulance sends Bonz into the turnbuckle.
Bonz comes back and rocks TigerTurbulance with a spear.
Bonz hits TigerTurbulance.
Bonz chops TigerTurbulance.
Bonz executes the Cat-Hammer on TigerTurbulance.
Mike Uppet counts: One, shoulder up.
Bonz hits a side suplex on TigerTurbulance.
Bonz covers TigerTurbulance.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, kickout.
Bonz hits a kneedrop on TigerTurbulance.
Bonz nails TigerTurbulance with an STO.
Bonz goes for a whiplash neckbreaker, but TigerTurbulance blocks it.
TigerTurbulance locks Bonz in a guillotine choke.
Bonz is valiantly trying to break the hold.
TigerTurbulance lets go after 12 seconds.
TigerTurbulance attempts a knee strike, but Bonz blocks it.
Bonz punches TigerTurbulance.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
Bonz hits TigerTurbulance.
TigerTurbulance chops Bonz.
The decibel level in the building is unbelievable.
TigerTurbulance hits a lariat on Bonz.
TigerTurbulance executes a knee strike against Bonz.
TigerTurbulance throws Bonz into the turnbuckle.
TigerTurbulance performs a knee strike against Bonz.
TigerTurbulance attempts a lariat, but Bonz counters it with a Fujiwara armbar.
TigerTurbulance is valiantly trying to break the hold.
TigerTurbulance inches his way towards the ropes after holding out for 17 seconds.
Bonz locks TigerTurbulance in a cross armbreaker.
TigerTurbulance gets ahold of the ropes after 10 seconds.
Bonz tries a kneebar, but TigerTurbulance blocks it.
TigerTurbulance locks Bonz in a guillotine choke.
Bonz is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Bonz grabs the ropes after 14 seconds.
TigerTurbulance executes the Ophidian-5 on Bonz.
The crowd is vociferously booing TigerTurbulance.
TigerTurbulance goes for the pin.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
TigerTurbulance throws Mike Uppet out of the ring.
Mike Uppet is out cold.
TigerTurbulance runs into the ropes.
Bonz uses a savate kick on TigerTurbulance.
Mike Uppet crawls back into the ring.
Mike Uppet is back on the job.
Bonz executes the Cat-Hammer on TigerTurbulance.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, in the ropes...
Bonz puts TigerTurbulance on the top turnbuckle.
Bonz climbs up to the top turnbuckle.
Bonz executes a Top-Rope Cat-Hammer on TigerTurbulance.
The ring caves in from the impact.

Bonz crawls over and puts his arm on top of TigerTurbulance.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, three.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Bonz.

The winner is Bonz. Time of match: 0:14:18
Sim Rating: **** 3/4

Bonz manages to stand up.
TigerTurbulance regains conciousness.
Bonz helps him stand up.
Bonz offers to shake hands with TigerTurbulance.
TigerTurbulance looks at Bonz's hand...
























TigerTurbulance pulls Bonz into a hug.
BRAB, The Jesus, Braklet, Callums_Guns, U2tigers, haydo, Mobbs and Robertio come to the ring.
The Ophidian Old Boys embrace each other in a group hug.
TigerTurbulance gets the SFAEW World Heavyweight Championship belt.
TigerTurbulance hands the SFAEW World Heavyweight Championship belt to Bonz.
Confetti rains from the roof.
The Ophidian Old Boys hoist Bonz up on their shoulders as he celebrates.




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And that brings SFAEW to a close for Season 34.

Thanks to everyone who stuck around to see the season to the end, and I hope to keep seeing you stick around.

I keep going on in these little post-season editorials about how long this will continue, but hopefully I can keep the creative juices going.

Anyway, SFAEW will be back in Season 35, with a couple of specials coming over the off-season.

Can anyone stop Bonz? Who's winning the ClarkeMoney in the Bank match at Christmas? Will I ever stop adding rhetorical questions to my match hype posts?

See you again soon,

Phenom.

 

[Bonz]

They lock up.
TigerTurbulance uses a German suplex on Bonz.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, kickout.
TigerTurbulance takes Bonz down with an overhead snap belly-to-belly suplex into the turnbuckles.
TigerTurbulance executes the Ophidian-5 on Bonz.
TigerTurbulance goes for the pin.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, KICKOUT.
Bonz executes a double underhook suplex against TigerTurbulance.
Bonz performs a kick to the midsection against TigerTurbulance.
Bonz executes a gutwrench suplex against TigerTurbulance.
The chants for Bonz are deafening.
Bonz hits a kick to the midsection on TigerTurbulance.
Bonz attempts a kneelift, but TigerTurbulance counters it with a legsweep.
TigerTurbulance uses an Exploder suplex into the turnbuckles on Bonz.
The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos.
TigerTurbulance hits a mounted punch on Bonz.
TigerTurbulance hits a forearm to the back on Bonz.
TigerTurbulance uses a powerslam into the turnbuckles on Bonz.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, kickout.
TigerTurbulance says, "Get in the Hot Seat!".
TigerTurbulance runs into the ropes.
Bonz misses with an elbow.
TigerTurbulance goes for a lariat, but Bonz ducks out of the way.
Bonz throws TigerTurbulance out of the ring.
Bonz goes outside.
Bonz attempts a spinebuster slam, but TigerTurbulance counters it with a small package.
Mike Uppet counts: 1.
TigerTurbulance reenters the ring.
Bonz follows him back in.
TigerTurbulance hits a kneelift on Bonz.
TigerTurbulance tries a release German suplex, but Bonz counters it with an elbowsmash.
Bonz takes TigerTurbulance down with a full nelson slam.
Bonz uses a spinning mule kick on TigerTurbulance.
The crowd is behind Bonz all the way.
Bonz uses a whiplash neckbreaker on TigerTurbulance.
Bonz goes for a kick to the head, but TigerTurbulance ducks out of the way.
TigerTurbulance hits a headsmash into the turnbuckle on Bonz.
TigerTurbulance performs a release German suplex against Bonz.
TigerTurbulance further incites the crowd.
TigerTurbulance launches Bonz across the ring with a release German suplex.
TigerTurbulance says, "Get in the Hot Seat!".
TigerTurbulance places Bonz on the turnbuckle.
TigerTurbulance performs a double underhook superplex against Bonz.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.
TigerTurbulance hits Bonz.
TigerTurbulance kicks Bonz.
Bonz kicks TigerTurbulance.
TigerTurbulance punches Bonz.
TigerTurbulance punches Bonz.
TigerTurbulance is being booed like there is no tomorrow.
TigerTurbulance catches Bonz totally by surprise.
TigerTurbulance executes the Ophidian-5 on Bonz.
The ring is quickly filling up with debris.
TigerTurbulance goes for the pin.
Mike Uppet counts: One, shoulder up.
TigerTurbulance tries a release German suplex, but Bonz blocks it.
Bonz puts TigerTurbulance in a judo throw into a cross armbreaker.
TigerTurbulance is inching his way towards the ropes.
TigerTurbulance tries to fight the pain.
TigerTurbulance manages to grab the ropes after 31 seconds.
Bonz performs an elevated power bomb against TigerTurbulance.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, kickout.
Bonz uses a springboard spear on TigerTurbulance.
Bonz performs a spear against TigerTurbulance.
The crowd is behind Bonz all the way.
Bonz goes for the Cat-Hammer, but he can't do it.
TigerTurbulance executes a release German suplex against Bonz.
The crowd is vociferously booing TigerTurbulance.
TigerTurbulance whips Bonz into the ropes.
TigerTurbulance uses a lariat on Bonz.
TigerTurbulance gives him a release German suplex, but Bonz no-sells it.
TigerTurbulance performs a release German suplex against Bonz.
The decibel level in the building is unbelievable.
TigerTurbulance runs into the ropes.
Bonz misses with a shoulderblock.
TigerTurbulance hits Bonz with a kick.
TigerTurbulance uses a forearm to the back on Bonz.
TigerTurbulance whips Bonz into the ropes.
TigerTurbulance attempts a lariat, but Bonz counters it with a Fujiwara armbar.
TigerTurbulance gets ahold of the ropes after 8 seconds.
Bonz executes the Cat-Hammer on TigerTurbulance.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.
Bonz performs a spear against TigerTurbulance.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Bonz.
Bonz goes for the Cat-Hammer, but he can't do it.
TigerTurbulance counters it with an inside cradle.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, kickout.
TigerTurbulance hits a release German suplex on Bonz.
TigerTurbulance says, "Get in the Hot Seat!".
The ring is quickly filling up with debris.
TigerTurbulance attempts a release German suplex, but Bonz blocks it.
Bonz executes the Cat-Hammer on TigerTurbulance.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, kickout.
Bonz executes the Cat-Hammer on TigerTurbulance.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, kickout.
Bonz executes the Cat-Hammer on TigerTurbulance.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, in the ropes...
Bonz whips TigerTurbulance into the ropes.
TigerTurbulance and Bonz get hit with a double clothesline.
TigerTurbulance executes the Ophidian-5 on Bonz.
TigerTurbulance is being booed out of the building.
TigerTurbulance goes for the pin.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
TigerTurbulance executes the Ophidian-5 on Bonz.
TigerTurbulance goes for the pin.
Mike Uppet counts: One, kickout.
TigerTurbulance executes the Ophidian-5 on Bonz.
TigerTurbulance goes for the pin.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, kickout.
TigerTurbulance goes for a knee strike, but Bonz blocks it.
Bonz uses a full nelson slam on TigerTurbulance.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Bonz.
Bonz goes for a spear, but TigerTurbulance counters it with a kick to the head.
The ring is quickly filling up with debris.
In turn, Bonz counters it with a duck-down move.
Bonz runs into the ropes.
TigerTurbulance hits Bonz with a clothesline.
TigerTurbulance says, "Get in the Hot Seat!".
TigerTurbulance is being booed out of the building.
TigerTurbulance executes a shooting star press against Bonz.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
TigerTurbulance executes the Ophidian-5 on Bonz.
TigerTurbulance goes for the pin.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, in the ropes...
TigerTurbulance puts Bonz in a guillotine choke.
Bonz is struggling to reach the ropes.
Bonz reaches the ropes after being locked up for 13 seconds.
TigerTurbulance uses a vertical suplex on Bonz.
TigerTurbulance locks Bonz in a guillotine choke.
Bonz inches his way towards the ropes after 11 seconds.
TigerTurbulance hits a vertical suplex on Bonz.
TigerTurbulance takes Bonz down with a vertical suplex.
TigerTurbulance sends Bonz into the turnbuckle.
Bonz comes back and rocks TigerTurbulance with a spear.
Bonz hits TigerTurbulance.
Bonz chops TigerTurbulance.
Bonz executes the Cat-Hammer on TigerTurbulance.
Mike Uppet counts: One, shoulder up.
Bonz hits a side suplex on TigerTurbulance.
Bonz covers TigerTurbulance.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, kickout.
Bonz hits a kneedrop on TigerTurbulance.
Bonz nails TigerTurbulance with an STO.
Bonz goes for a whiplash neckbreaker, but TigerTurbulance blocks it.
TigerTurbulance locks Bonz in a guillotine choke.
Bonz is valiantly trying to break the hold.
TigerTurbulance lets go after 12 seconds.
TigerTurbulance attempts a knee strike, but Bonz blocks it.
Bonz punches TigerTurbulance.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
Bonz hits TigerTurbulance.
TigerTurbulance chops Bonz.
The decibel level in the building is unbelievable.
TigerTurbulance hits a lariat on Bonz.
TigerTurbulance executes a knee strike against Bonz.
TigerTurbulance throws Bonz into the turnbuckle.
TigerTurbulance performs a knee strike against Bonz.
TigerTurbulance attempts a lariat, but Bonz counters it with a Fujiwara armbar.
TigerTurbulance is valiantly trying to break the hold.
TigerTurbulance inches his way towards the ropes after holding out for 17 seconds.
Bonz locks TigerTurbulance in a cross armbreaker.
TigerTurbulance gets ahold of the ropes after 10 seconds.
Bonz tries a kneebar, but TigerTurbulance blocks it.
TigerTurbulance locks Bonz in a guillotine choke.
Bonz is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Bonz grabs the ropes after 14 seconds.
TigerTurbulance executes the Ophidian-5 on Bonz.
The crowd is vociferously booing TigerTurbulance.
TigerTurbulance goes for the pin.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
TigerTurbulance throws Mike Uppet out of the ring.
Mike Uppet is out cold.
TigerTurbulance runs into the ropes.
Bonz uses a savate kick on TigerTurbulance.
Mike Uppet crawls back into the ring.
Mike Uppet is back on the job.
Bonz executes the Cat-Hammer on TigerTurbulance.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, in the ropes...
Bonz puts TigerTurbulance on the top turnbuckle.
Bonz climbs up to the top turnbuckle.
Bonz executes a Top-Rope Cat-Hammer on TigerTurbulance.
The ring caves in from the impact.

Bonz crawls over and puts his arm on top of TigerTurbulance.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, three.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Bonz.

The winner is Bonz. Time of match: 0:14:18
Sim Rating: **** 3/4

Bonz manages to stand up.
TigerTurbulance regains conciousness.
Bonz helps him stand up.
Bonz offers to shake hands with TigerTurbulance.
TigerTurbulance looks at Bonz's hand...
























TigerTurbulance pulls Bonz into a hug.
BRAB, The Jesus, Braklet, Callums_Guns, U2tigers, haydo, Mobbs and Robertio come to the ring.
The Ophidian Old Boys embrace each other in a group hug.
TigerTurbulance gets the SFAEW World Heavyweight Championship belt.
TigerTurbulance hands the SFAEW World Heavyweight Championship belt to Bonz.
Confetti rains from the roof.
The Ophidian Old Boys hoist Bonz up on their shoulders as he celebrates.




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And that brings SFAEW to a close for Season 34.

Thanks to everyone who stuck around to see the season to the end, and I hope to keep seeing you stick around.

I keep going on in these little post-season editorials about how long this will continue, but hopefully I can keep the creative juices going.

Anyway, SFAEW will be back in Season 35, with a couple of specials coming over the off-season.

Can anyone stop Bonz? Who's winning the ClarkeMoney in the Bank match at Christmas? Will I ever stop adding rhetorical questions to my match hype posts?

See you again soon,

Phenom.

It was no win for myself.

It was a deserved draw as there can be no losers when Tigerturbulance and I get oiled up and wrestle.

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

serial_thrilla picks a hammer out of the toolbox.
serial_thrilla rolls back into the ring.
serial_thrilla hits The Half Back with the hammer.
The Half Back is bleeding heavily.
Chief slowly gets up.
serial_thrilla goes to hit The Half Back, but he block him.
The Half Back takes the hammer from serial_thrilla.
serial_thrilla runs out of the ring.
The Half Back chases after him.
serial_thrilla kicks open the cell door.
The Half Back follows him out.
serial_thrilla starts climbing the cell.
The Half Back follows him up.
They are brawling on the cell roof.
The Half Back executes a snap mare against serial_thrilla.
The Half Back executes a power bomb against serial_thrilla.
Chief counts: One, shoulder up.
The Half Back goes for a cradle Tombstone, but serial_thrilla blocks it.
serial_thrilla goes for a jumping cutter, but The Half Back steps out of the way.
The cell roof buckles.
The Half Back hits a kick to the head on serial_thrilla.
The Half Back nails serial_thrilla with a lariat.
The Half Back whips serial_thrilla into the ropes, but serial_thrilla reverses it.
serial_thrilla hits a bodyslam on The Half Back.
The cell roof buckles.
serial_thrilla performs an elbowsmash against The Half Back.
serial_thrilla uses an inverted atomic drop on The Half Back.
serial_thrilla uses an open-handed chop on The Half Back.
serial_thrilla goes for a Flatliner, but The Half Back counters it with a DDT.
The impact of the move caves the cell roof in.
The Half Back and serial_thrilla fall into the ring below.

The Half Back and serial_thrilla are out cold.
Chief counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, serial_thrilla gets back on his feet, nine, The Half Back gets back on his feet.
serial_thrilla executes a dropkick against The Half Back.
The crowd is behind serial_thrilla all the way.
serial_thrilla whips The Half Back into the ropes, but The Half Back reverses it.
serial_thrilla hits The Half Back with a clothesline.
serial_thrilla works the crowd.
The crowd is behind serial_thrilla all the way.
serial_thrilla uses a double leg slam on The Half Back.
serial_thrilla whips The Half Back into the ropes.
serial_thrilla hits a powerslam on The Half Back.
Chief counts: One, two, in the ropes...
serial_thrilla sets up The Half Back on the turnbuckle.
serial_thrilla performs a superplex against The Half Back.
The chants for serial_thrilla are deafening.
serial_thrilla hits a powerslam on The Half Back.
Chief counts: One, two, in the ropes...
serial_thrilla takes The Half Back down with a toss suplex.
serial_thrilla performs the Vertebreaker against The Half Back.
serial_thrilla sets up The Half Back on the turnbuckle.
serial_thrilla executes a superplex against The Half Back.
The crowd is giving serial_thrilla a standing ovation.
serial_thrilla picks up the toolbox.
serial_thrilla waits for The Half Back to get up.
serial_thrilla goes to hit The Half Back with the toolbox, but The Half Back takes the toolbox from him.
The Half Back nearly takes serial_thrilla's head off with the toolbox.
serial_thrilla is bleeding like hell.
The Half Back executes the Legendary Lariat on serial_thrilla.
Chief counts: One, two, kickout.
The Half Back hits a Burning Hammer on serial_thrilla onto the toolbox.
Chief counts: One, two, three.
The crowd is giving The Half Back a standing ovation.

The winner is The Half Back. Time of match: 0:29:06
Sim Rating: *****


What a match! Halfy finally, finally gets revenge on thrilla burning down his house. What a climax!

So wait, where's the bit where I get to rock up and f**k up serial_thrilla?

Are you saving it for a big reveal or something?

 

[por_please_ya]

They lock up.
por_please_ya whips Senor M into the ropes, but Senor M reverses it.
por_please_ya uses a high knee on Senor M.
por_please_ya hits a dropkick on Senor M.
por_please_ya performs the 6-1-9 against Senor M.
por_please_ya is going for the cover.
Blacky counts: One, two, shoulder up.
por_please_ya executes a jumping knee strike against Senor M.
por_please_ya whips Senor M into the ropes, but Senor M reverses it.
Senor M hits por_please_ya with a clothesline.
por_please_ya falls out of the ring.
Senor M jumps onto her with a Springboard Moonsault.
Senor M climbs back into the ring.
por_please_ya climbs back into the ring.
Senor M sends por_please_ya into the turnbuckle.
Senor M charges in with a jumping knee strike.
Senor M is going for the pin.
Blacky counts: One, two, in the ropes...
Chipmunk attempts a Gorilla Press, but por_please_ya counters it with a small package.
Blacky counts: One, two, shoulder up.
por_please_ya performs a dropkick against Chipmunk.
por_please_ya works the crowd.
The chants for por_please_ya are deafening.
por_please_ya nails Chipmunk with a flying double foot stomp.
por_please_ya uses a release dragon suplex on Chipmunk.
por_please_ya is going for the pin.
Blacky counts: One, kickout.
Senor M executes a bodyslam against Chipmunk.
Senor M whips Chipmunk into the ropes.
Chipmunk misses with an elbow.
Senor M hits a dropkick to the knee on Chipmunk.
por_please_ya runs into the ropes.
por_please_ya hits Chipmunk with a kick.
Senor M tries a running knee strike, but Chipmunk ducks out of the way.
Chipmunk uses a flying clothesline on Senor M.
Chipmunk performs a headlock takedown against Senor M.
por_please_ya takes Senor M down with a Northern Lights suplex.
Blacky counts: One, two, shoulder up.
por_please_ya performs a dropkick against Senor M.
por_please_ya works the crowd.
The chants for por_please_ya are deafening.
Chipmunk takes Senor M down with an armdrag takedown.
Chipmunk executes a headlock takedown against Senor M.
por_please_ya whips Senor M into the ropes, but Senor M reverses it.
por_please_ya misses with a kick.
por_please_ya hits Senor M with a kick.
por_please_ya performs a jumping knee strike against Senor M.
por_please_ya throws Senor M out of the ring.
por_please_ya goes through the ropes.
por_please_ya executes a flying huracanrana against Senor M.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Senor M goes for a spinebuster bomb, but por_please_ya counters it with a rana.
por_please_ya uses a flying cross body press on Senor M.
por_please_ya knocks Senor M into the ringpost.
por_please_ya shoves Senor M into the guardrail.
por_please_ya performs a flying huracanrana against Senor M.
por_please_ya throws Senor M into the guardrail.
por_please_ya tries a jumping knee strike, but Senor M ducks out of the way.
Senor M knocks por_please_ya into the ringpost.
The chants for Senor M are deafening.
Senor M whips por_please_ya into the guardrail.
Senor M performs a Frankensteiner against por_please_ya.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Senor M attempts a kneebreaker, but por_please_ya blocks it.
por_please_ya whips Senor M into the guardrail.
por_please_ya nails Senor M with a high knee.
por_please_ya throws Senor M back into the ring.
por_please_ya uses a jumping knee strike on Senor M.
The crowd is giving por_please_ya a standing ovation.
por_please_ya tries a flying huracanrana, but Senor M counters it with a power bomb.
Blacky counts: One, two, kickout.
The crowd erupts.
Senor M executes the Liger Bomb against por_please_ya.
Blacky counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Senor M uses a knee strike on por_please_ya.
Chipmunk attempts a headbutt, but por_please_ya blocks it.
por_please_ya whips Chipmunk into the turnbuckle, but Chipmunk reverses it.
Chipmunk runs into the ropes.
Chipmunk misses with an elbow.
por_please_ya tries a high knee, but Chipmunk ducks out of the way.
Senor M attempts to place por_please_ya on the turnbuckle, but por_please_ya blocks it.
Senor M attempts the Liger Bomb, but por_please_ya counters it with a small package.
Blacky counts: One, kickout.
por_please_ya whips Senor M into the ropes.
por_please_ya uses a jumping knee strike on Senor M.
Chipmunk takes Senor M down with a headlock takedown.
Chipmunk gets a sleeperhold on Senor M.
Senor M manages to grab the ropes after 5 seconds.
Chipmunk executes a kick to the midsection against Senor M.
Chipmunk uses a headbutt on Senor M.
Chipmunk runs into the ropes.
Chipmunk misses with a clothesline.
Senor M hits Chipmunk with a shoulderblock.
Senor M goes for a backbreaker, but Chipmunk counters it with an elbowsmash.
Chipmunk takes Senor M down with a vertical suplex.
Chipmunk performs a snap mare against Senor M.
Chipmunk executes a fireman's carry against Senor M.
Chipmunk uses a headbutt on Senor M.
Chipmunk performs an atomic drop against Senor M.
Chipmunk hits a clothesline on Senor M.
Chipmunk executes the Chipmunk Choke on Senor M.
Senor M is struggling to reach the ropes.
Senor M is inching his way towards the ropes.
Senor M is close to passing out from the pain.
Blacky checks Senor M's arm.
He lifts it... it falls.
He lifts it... it falls.
He lifts it... it stays up!
Senor M fights his way out of the hold after 45 seconds.
Senor M tries a flying cross body press, but Chipmunk counters it with a running powerslam.
Blacky counts: One, two, kickout.
Chipmunk takes Senor M down with a bodyslam.
Chipmunk whips Senor M into the ropes, but Senor M reverses it.
Senor M nails Chipmunk with a spinebuster bomb.
Blacky counts: One, two, kickout.
por_please_ya hits a dropkick on Chipmunk.
por_please_ya tries a Northern Lights suplex, but Chipmunk counters it with a DDT.
Chipmunk locks por_please_ya in a sleeperhold.
por_please_ya breaks the hold with a jawbreaker after 5 seconds.
por_please_ya performs a flying double foot stomp against Chipmunk.
por_please_ya hits a dropkick on Chipmunk.
por_please_ya executes a flying cross body press against Chipmunk.
Blacky counts: One, two, shoulder up.
por_please_ya sends Chipmunk into the turnbuckle.
por_please_ya goes for a dropkick, but Chipmunk steps out of the way.
Chipmunk uses a clothesline on por_please_ya.
Chipmunk goes for the Chipmunk Choke, but por_please_ya counters it with a slidedown.
por_please_ya goes for a flying double foot stomp, but Chipmunk rolls out of the way.
The crowd is giving Chipmunk a standing ovation.
Chipmunk executes a punch against por_please_ya.
Chipmunk hits an inverted atomic drop on por_please_ya.
Chipmunk executes the Chipmunk Choke on por_please_ya.
por_please_ya is valiantly trying to break the hold.
por_please_ya is valiantly trying to break the hold.
por_please_ya manages to grab the ropes after 17 seconds.
Senor M runs into the ropes.
Senor M misses with an elbow.
Senor M goes for a running knee strike, but por_please_ya ducks out of the way.
Chipmunk whips Senor M into the ropes, but Senor M reverses it.
Chipmunk hits Senor M with a kick.
Chipmunk is going for the pin.
Blacky counts: One, two, kickout.
Chipmunk whips Senor M into the ropes.
Senor M goes for a swinging DDT, but Chipmunk counters it with a Northern Lights suplex.
Blacky counts: One, two, in the ropes...
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
Chipmunk throws Senor M into the turnbuckle.
Senor M comes back, but is met with an elbow.
Chipmunk goes for a flying clothesline, but Senor M counters it with an intercept superkick.
Senor M executes the One-Mister's Angel on Chipmunk.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
Senor M goes for the pin.
Blacky counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Senor M whips Chipmunk into the ropes.
Senor M hits Chipmunk with a kick.
Senor M attempts a running knee strike, but Chipmunk ducks out of the way.
por_please_ya hits a flying double foot stomp on Senor M.
por_please_ya attempts a dropkick, but Senor M steps out of the way.
Senor M goes for a running knee strike, but por_please_ya ducks out of the way.
por_please_ya whips Senor M into the ropes, but Senor M reverses it.
Senor M misses with a shoulderblock.
Senor M attempts a bulldog, but por_please_ya throws him off.
por_please_ya takes Senor M down with a release dragon suplex.
por_please_ya is going for the pin.
Blacky counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.
por_please_ya executes the Eeveelution on Senor M.
The crowd erupts.
por_please_ya goes for the pin.
Blacky counts: One, two, kickout.
por_please_ya whips Senor M into the turnbuckle.
por_please_ya runs shoulder-first into the corner, but Senor M lifts his knee.
Senor M executes the One-Mister's Angel on por_please_ya.
Senor M goes for the pin.
Blacky counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Chipmunk tries a hiptoss, but por_please_ya reverses it.
In turn, Chipmunk counters it with a cradle suplex.
Chipmunk attempts a Gorilla Press, but por_please_ya blocks it.
Senor M uses a forearm to the back on Chipmunk.
Senor M takes Chipmunk down with a snap suplex.
Senor M hits a vertical suplex on Chipmunk.
Senor M performs a flying dropkick against Chipmunk.
The crowd is giving Senor M a standing ovation.
Senor M performs a release dragon suplex against Chipmunk.
Senor M attempts a short-arm high knee, but Chipmunk ducks out of the way.
Chipmunk executes the Chipmunk Choke on Senor M.
Senor M is struggling to reach the ropes.
Senor M is inching his way towards the ropes.
Senor M is close to passing out from the pain.
Blacky checks Senor M's arm.
He lifts it... it falls.
He lifts it... it stays up!
Senor M fights his way out of the hold after 45 seconds.
por_please_ya nails Chipmunk with a bulldog.
por_please_ya works the crowd.
The crowd erupts.
por_please_ya executes the Eeveelution on Chipmunk.
por_please_ya goes for the pin.
Blacky counts: One, two, three.

The winner is por_please_ya. Time of match: 0:16:20
Sim Rating: *****


A big win for Porps! The Nou Camp Combat Club are no more, but what a legacy they leave behind!

 

[serial_thrilla]

So wait, where's the bit where I get to rock up and f**k up serial_thrilla?

Are you saving it for a big reveal or something?

Sorry mate - jobbers aren't allowed on the main card. It was very charitable of Phenom to give you a gig on the pre-show though. Hopefully the money can go towards that facial reconstruction surgery you'll be needing.

 

[The Filth Wizard]

Good stuff PhenomenalV1 - it's been a fun little sideshow and always a joy to end the week with.

 

[Frothies Mcveigh]

Forced to do the job for DenieD at the showcase of the immortals, thank god Kennedy Parker is taking over creative!

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

Sorry mate - jobbers aren't allowed on the main card. It was very charitable of Phenom to give you a gig on the pre-show though. Hopefully the money can go towards that facial reconstruction surgery you'll be needing.

Bitch please.

 

[Chipmunk]

To be fair, I carried the Nou Camp so it’s no loss.

 

[The Half Back]

Lol serial_thrilla you ****ing tool, I'm gonna buy a '97 Falcon with the prize money I got from whipping your ass.

 

[PhenomenalV1]

Lol serial_thrilla you ******* tool, I'm gonna buy a '97 Falcon with the prize money I got from whipping your ass.

How about we put you in the ClarkeMoney in the Bank match at the Christmas special?

 

[The Half Back]

How about we put you in the ClarkeMoney in the Bank match at the Christmas special?

I'm happy to take some time off and just bask in the winning glory for a bit.

 

[PhenomenalV1]

I'm happy to take some time off and just bask in the winning glory for a bit.

I wish you'd said that before I simmed the match...

 

[PhenomenalV1]

This Saturday!



It's a slightly smaller card, but it's chock-full of seasonal spirit!



It's almost time for SFAEW'S Festivus Frenzy!
Please ignore the fact that it isn't taking place on Festivus



We've got four moderately sized matches to watch while you huddle around the aluminium pole!





After losing in a brutal Hell in a Cell match at SweetaMania, can serial_thrilla bounce back as he challenges thewizardmelon for the Intercity Championship?






I team up with my alleged creative consultant Kennedy Parker for a work bonding exercise against Gumbies FFC's Barrybran and GWS Goose!






Head of the SFA's Festivus table Tonga Bob is putting Robertio to the test in his Festivus Challenge! Can RobR survive the Feats of Strength?





And in your main event of the silly season...






It's the ClarkeMoney in the Bank Ladder Match!

The Filth Wizard, kananooks, Frothies Mcveigh, Braklet, damicky, The Half Back, por_please_ya and DenieD compete in the first ever 8-wrestler edition of the briefcase grabbing spectacular!

Who will be walking out of the Festivus Frenzy with a guaranteed future SFAEW World Championship shot?

Check it out on Saturday!​

 

[damicky]

This Saturday!



It's a slightly smaller card, but it's chock-full of seasonal spirit!



It's almost time for SFAEW'S Festivus Frenzy!
Please ignore the fact that it isn't taking place on Festivus



We've got four moderately sized matches to watch while you huddle around the aluminium pole!



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After losing in a brutal Hell in a Cell match at SweetaMania, can serial_thrilla bounce back as he challenges thewizardmelon for the Intercity Championship?




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I team up with my alleged creative consultant Kennedy Parker for a work bonding exercise against Gumbies FFC's Barrybran and GWS Goose!




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Head of the SFA's Festivus table Tonga Bob is putting Robertio to the test in his Festivus Challenge! Can RobR survive the Feats of Strength?





And in your main event of the silly season...




View attachment 1577227

It's the ClarkeMoney in the Bank Ladder Match!

The Filth Wizard, kananooks, Frothies Mcveigh, Braklet, damicky, The Half Back, por_please_ya and DenieD compete in the first ever 8-wrestler edition of the briefcase grabbing spectacular!

Who will be walking out of the Festivus Frenzy with a guaranteed future SFAEW World Championship shot?

Check it out on Saturday!​

Where is my tag team partner?

 

[kananooks]

This Saturday!



It's a slightly smaller card, but it's chock-full of seasonal spirit!



It's almost time for SFAEW'S Festivus Frenzy!
Please ignore the fact that it isn't taking place on Festivus



We've got four moderately sized matches to watch while you huddle around the aluminium pole!



View attachment 1577229

After losing in a brutal Hell in a Cell match at SweetaMania, can serial_thrilla bounce back as he challenges thewizardmelon for the Intercity Championship?




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I team up with my alleged creative consultant Kennedy Parker for a work bonding exercise against Gumbies FFC's Barrybran and GWS Goose!




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Head of the SFA's Festivus table Tonga Bob is putting Robertio to the test in his Festivus Challenge! Can RobR survive the Feats of Strength?





And in your main event of the silly season...




View attachment 1577227

It's the ClarkeMoney in the Bank Ladder Match!

The Filth Wizard, kananooks, Frothies Mcveigh, Braklet, damicky, The Half Back, por_please_ya and DenieD compete in the first ever 8-wrestler edition of the briefcase grabbing spectacular!

Who will be walking out of the Festivus Frenzy with a guaranteed future SFAEW World Championship shot?

Check it out on Saturday!​

 

[Tonga Bob]

This Saturday!



It's a slightly smaller card, but it's chock-full of seasonal spirit!



It's almost time for SFAEW'S Festivus Frenzy!
Please ignore the fact that it isn't taking place on Festivus



We've got four moderately sized matches to watch while you huddle around the aluminium pole!



View attachment 1577229

After losing in a brutal Hell in a Cell match at SweetaMania, can serial_thrilla bounce back as he challenges thewizardmelon for the Intercity Championship?




View attachment 1577228

I team up with my alleged creative consultant Kennedy Parker for a work bonding exercise against Gumbies FFC's Barrybran and GWS Goose!




View attachment 1577226

Head of the SFA's Festivus table Tonga Bob is putting Robertio to the test in his Festivus Challenge! Can RobR survive the Feats of Strength?





And in your main event of the silly season...




View attachment 1577227

It's the ClarkeMoney in the Bank Ladder Match!

The Filth Wizard, kananooks, Frothies Mcveigh, Braklet, damicky, The Half Back, por_please_ya and DenieD compete in the first ever 8-wrestler edition of the briefcase grabbing spectacular!

Who will be walking out of the Festivus Frenzy with a guaranteed future SFAEW World Championship shot?

Check it out on Saturday!​

I GOT A LOTTA PROBLEMS WITH YOU PEOPLE!!!

 

[The Filth Wizard]

I’m glad I’m still Nightman and not Larry David in these.

 

[PhenomenalV1]

Gather Round the Aluminium Pole and Air Your Grievances!



It's time for the SFAEW Festivus Frenzy!
(Not actually on Festivus)



Kicking us off this Yuletide...

It's thewizardmelon defending the Intercity Championship against serial_thrilla!​

 

[PhenomenalV1]

They lock up.
TheWizardMelon hits a release dragon suplex on serial_thrilla.
TheWizardMelon whips serial_thrilla into the ropes.
serial_thrilla nails TheWizardMelon with a flying forearm.
serial_thrilla hits an elbowsmash on TheWizardMelon.
serial_thrilla covers TheWizardMelon.
Richard Head counts: One, two, shoulder up.
serial_thrilla gets a reverse figure-four leglock on TheWizardMelon.
TheWizardMelon is valiantly trying to break the hold.
TheWizardMelon is struggling to reach the ropes.
serial_thrilla lets go after 12 seconds.
serial_thrilla goes for a draping DDT, but TheWizardMelon counters it with a fist to the midsection.
TheWizardMelon goes for a vertical suplex, but serial_thrilla reverses it.
In turn, TheWizardMelon counters it with a small package.
Richard Head counts: One, two, kickout.
TheWizardMelon hits a snap mare on serial_thrilla.
TheWizardMelon performs a whiplash neckbreaker against serial_thrilla.
TheWizardMelon has the crowd going wild.
TheWizardMelon hits a snap mare on serial_thrilla.
TheWizardMelon whips serial_thrilla into the ropes, but serial_thrilla reverses it.
TheWizardMelon executes the Sling Blade against serial_thrilla.
TheWizardMelon attempts a dropkick, but serial_thrilla steps out of the way.
serial_thrilla takes TheWizardMelon down with a toss suplex.
serial_thrilla throws TheWizardMelon out of the ring.
Richard Head counts: one, two, three, TheWizardMelon reenters the ring.
serial_thrilla kicks TheWizardMelon.
serial_thrilla kicks TheWizardMelon.
TheWizardMelon punches serial_thrilla.
TheWizardMelon uses a slap on serial_thrilla.
TheWizardMelon goes for a whiplash neckbreaker, but serial_thrilla counters it with a small package.
Richard Head counts: One, two, kickout.
serial_thrilla hits a draping DDT on TheWizardMelon.
serial_thrilla whips TheWizardMelon into the ropes.
serial_thrilla misses with a clothesline.
serial_thrilla hits TheWizardMelon with an elbow.
serial_thrilla uses a Muscle Buster on TheWizardMelon.
The crowd is behind serial_thrilla all the way.
serial_thrilla attempts a powerslam, but TheWizardMelon counters it with a sunset flip.
Richard Head counts: One, two, kickout.
TheWizardMelon whips serial_thrilla into the ropes.
serial_thrilla hits TheWizardMelon with a clothesline.
serial_thrilla takes TheWizardMelon down with a toss suplex.
serial_thrilla nails TheWizardMelon with a DDT.
The crowd is giving serial_thrilla a standing ovation.
serial_thrilla sends TheWizardMelon into the turnbuckle, but TheWizardMelon reverses it.
TheWizardMelon charges into the corner.
TheWizardMelon attempts a vertical suplex, but serial_thrilla blocks it.
serial_thrilla hits a toss suplex on TheWizardMelon.
The crowd is giving serial_thrilla a standing ovation.
serial_thrilla uses a Muscle Buster on TheWizardMelon.
serial_thrilla attempts a superkick, but TheWizardMelon counters it with a legsweep.
TheWizardMelon executes an enzuigiri against serial_thrilla.
TheWizardMelon is going for the pin.
Richard Head counts: One, two, kickout.
TheWizardMelon throws serial_thrilla into the turnbuckle, but serial_thrilla reverses it.
serial_thrilla charges into the corner.
serial_thrilla uses the Vertebreaker on TheWizardMelon.
The crowd is giving serial_thrilla a standing ovation.
serial_thrilla uses a side slam on TheWizardMelon.
serial_thrilla performs a vertical suplex against TheWizardMelon.
serial_thrilla uses a moonsault bodyblock on TheWizardMelon.
Richard Head counts: One, two, kickout.
serial_thrilla attempts the Vertebreaker, but TheWizardMelon reverses it.
TheWizardMelon takes serial_thrilla down with a vertical suplex.
TheWizardMelon tries a dropkick to the knee, but serial_thrilla steps out of the way.
serial_thrilla performs a double leg slam against TheWizardMelon.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
serial_thrilla covers TheWizardMelon.
Richard Head counts: One, two, kickout.
serial_thrilla attempts to place TheWizardMelon on the turnbuckle, but
TheWizardMelon blocks it.
serial_thrilla runs into the ropes.
serial_thrilla hits TheWizardMelon with a kick.
serial_thrilla attempts a flying dropkick, but TheWizardMelon steps out of the way.
TheWizardMelon goes for a bodyslam, but serial_thrilla blocks it.
serial_thrilla uses a double leg slam on TheWizardMelon.
serial_thrilla uses a DDT on TheWizardMelon.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for serial_thrilla.
serial_thrilla places TheWizardMelon on the turnbuckle.
serial_thrilla nails TheWizardMelon with a superplex.
serial_thrilla executes the Take My Money on TheWizardMelon.
serial_thrilla goes for the pin.
Richard Head counts: One, two, kickout.
serial_thrilla places TheWizardMelon on the turnbuckle.
serial_thrilla hits a top-rope Frankensteiner on TheWizardMelon.
Richard Head counts: One, two, kickout.
serial_thrilla executes a bodyslam against TheWizardMelon.
serial_thrilla executes a powerslam against TheWizardMelon.
Richard Head counts: One, two, kickout.
serial_thrilla throws TheWizardMelon out of the ring.
Richard Head counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine,
TheWizardMelon reenters the ring.
serial_thrilla hits a drop-down uppercut on TheWizardMelon.
serial_thrilla uses an open-handed chop on TheWizardMelon.
serial_thrilla performs a Flatliner against TheWizardMelon.
serial_thrilla runs into the ropes.
serial_thrilla hits TheWizardMelon with a clothesline.
serial_thrilla nails TheWizardMelon with a DDT.
The crowd is giving serial_thrilla a standing ovation.
serial_thrilla uses an elbowsmash on TheWizardMelon.
serial_thrilla whips TheWizardMelon into the ropes.
serial_thrilla misses with a clothesline.
serial_thrilla attempts a side slam, but TheWizardMelon counters it with an armdrag takedown.
TheWizardMelon performs an Aztecan suplex against serial_thrilla.
Richard Head counts: One, two, shoulder up.
TheWizardMelon uses a jawbreaker on serial_thrilla.
TheWizardMelon uses a release dragon suplex on serial_thrilla.
TheWizardMelon whips serial_thrilla into the ropes.
serial_thrilla uses a drop-down uppercut on TheWizardMelon.
serial_thrilla takes TheWizardMelon down with a front-layout suplex.
serial_thrilla catches TheWizardMelon in a reverse figure-four leglock.
TheWizardMelon grabs the ropes after 5 seconds.
serial_thrilla attempts a springboard cutter, but TheWizardMelon counters it with a backslide.
Richard Head counts: One, two, kickout.
TheWizardMelon hits a Russian legsweep on serial_thrilla.
TheWizardMelon hits an elbowsmash on serial_thrilla.
TheWizardMelon goes for a slap, but serial_thrilla blocks it.
serial_thrilla nails TheWizardMelon with a Flatliner.
The crowd erupts.
serial_thrilla executes a hiptoss against TheWizardMelon.
serial_thrilla executes a kneelift against TheWizardMelon.
serial_thrilla uses a flying dropkick on TheWizardMelon.
serial_thrilla performs a kneelift against TheWizardMelon.
serial_thrilla sends TheWizardMelon into the turnbuckle, but TheWizardMelon reverses it.
TheWizardMelon charges into the corner, but serial_thrilla lifts his leg.
serial_thrilla performs an open-handed chop against TheWizardMelon.
serial_thrilla executes the Take My Money on TheWizardMelon.
serial_thrilla goes for the pin.
Richard Head counts: One, two, shoulder up.
serial_thrilla performs a drop-down uppercut against TheWizardMelon.
serial_thrilla hits a DDT on TheWizardMelon.
serial_thrilla locks TheWizardMelon in a reverse figure-four leglock.
TheWizardMelon gets ahold of the ropes after being locked up for 5 seconds.
serial_thrilla goes for a Muscle Buster, but TheWizardMelon counters it with an elbowsmash.
TheWizardMelon hits an enzuigiri on serial_thrilla.
TheWizardMelon executes a Russian legsweep against serial_thrilla.
TheWizardMelon tries a Texas Cloverleaf, but serial_thrilla blocks it.
serial_thrilla nails TheWizardMelon with a springboard cutter.
serial_thrilla performs a superkick against TheWizardMelon.
serial_thrilla whips TheWizardMelon into the ropes.
TheWizardMelon hits serial_thrilla with a kick.
TheWizardMelon nails serial_thrilla with a somersault splash.
The chants for TheWizardMelon are deafening.
TheWizardMelon whips serial_thrilla into the ropes, but serial_thrilla reverses it.
serial_thrilla hits TheWizardMelon with a shoulderblock.
serial_thrilla executes the Take My Money on TheWizardMelon.
serial_thrilla goes for the pin.
Richard Head counts: One, two, three.
The crowd erupts.

The winner is serial_thrilla. Time of match: 0:12:28
Sim Rating: **** 1/4



And NNNNEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWW SFAEW Intercity Champion...serial_thrilla!

With this victory, thrilla joins Filthy and Halfy as the third SFAEW Triple Crown Champion!