Lifestyle SFAEW Season 33 - V1-Climax Grand Final This Sunday!

[PhenomenalV1]

IT'S NOT AS REVOLUTIONARY AS IT WAS LAST YEAR

IT'S NOT QUITE AS BOLD EITHER

IT'S STILL NOT AUTHORIZED BY NaturalDisaster

IT'S SOMETHING PEOPLE HAVE STARTED TO ASK FOR

IT'S STILL A COMPLETE RIP-OFF

IT'S BACK AGAIN FOR A THIRD SEASON

IT'S BEEN VOLUNTARILY MOVED TO THE CLUB ROOM

IT'S:

SFAEW: The Sweet Football Association's Elite Wrestling


Back again after an eventful holiday season, SFAEW by some miracle continues for another season!

As you can tell, I've opted to move the promotion to the Club Room, since I'm pretty sure that the general SFA populace wouldn't be happy with a long, somewhat comedic media thread posted by someone who isn't an active member of the league on the main board.


Anyway, to pick up where we left off...

SWEETAMANIA 2 RECAP

• kdavva bested Senor M for the Intercity Championship!
• Hatchy1992 and AceAndy won the Premiership Scramble!
• Tigerturbulance kicked my arse in a Street Fight!
• TheInjuryFactory and NaturalDisaster won the Tag Team Championships off Hate and Kennedy Parker!
• pantskyle took the Hardcore Championship from Tonga Bob in a Barbed Wire & Light Tubes Texas Deathmatch!
• Tony Lynn 15 finally won a match! Then betrayed my trust by immediately unretiring!
• serial_thrilla became the inaugural Mr. ClarkeMoney in the Bank!
• Elton Johns Wig defeated The Filth Wizard in a master-vs-apprentice classic!
• And The Half Back retained the SFAEW World Heavyweight Championship over that clown Loonerty with a little help from me!

But it doesn't stop there!

- On Christmas Eve, serial_thrilla successfully cashed in his ClarkeMoney in the Bank Contract on The Half Back to become the new SFAEW World Champion!


Now that we're all up to speed, let's run down the card for this Sunday's Preseason Spectacular!




kdavva kicks off his Intercity Championship run with a match against Royals captain PMBangers!





The Coney Island Warriors (here represented by Tonga Bob, TheInjuryFactory, and NaturalDisaster) get a chance to prove why they're SFAEW's most dominant faction with a trios match against Hate, Kennedy Parker, and Barrybran!





After finally winning a match, Tony Lynn 15 has somehow earned himself a Hardcore Championship match against pantskyle!





Yarr! After years of teasing it, Ned_Flanders finally quit the Furies! As a result, he now faces the re-debuting Pirate TJASTA! Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum!





Somehow winning the no. 1 contendership mantle despite his SweetaMania match never being a no. 1 contenders match, Elton Johns Wig challenges serial_thrilla for the SFAEW World Heavyweight Championship!



And in your main event...





The ultra-heated rivalry between Loonerty and The Half Back comes to an end!

INSIDE HELL IN A CELL!

Not only that, the loser will be banished from SFAEW FOREVER!

Better pack your bags early Loons!​

 

[Tigerturbulance]

Ned_Flanders v TJASTA

 

[Ned_Flanders]

Ned_Flanders v TJASTA
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someone needs to put Faux Ned in his place

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

@TheInjuryFactory and @NaturalDisaster won the Tag Team Championships off @Hate and @Kennedy Parker!

Feels like I won more s**t than this.

 

[PhenomenalV1]

IT'S SUNDAY! YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS!


IT'S TIME FOR SFAEW'S PRESEASON SPECTACULAR!






Kicking us off this evening:

kdavva defends his Intercity Championship against PMBangers!​

 

[kdavva]

IT'S SUNDAY! YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS!


IT'S TIME FOR SFAEW'S PRESEASON SPECTACULAR!






Kicking us off this evening:

kdavva defends his Intercity Championship against PMBangers!​

Grrrr I don’t like that guy!

 

[PhenomenalV1]

They lock up.
PM Bangers runs into the ropes.
PM Bangers misses with an elbow.
PM Bangers uses a spear on Dav.
The chants for PM Bangers are deafening.
PM Bangers goes for a vertical suplex, but Dav counters it with a small package.
Richard Head counts: One, two, kickout.
Dav complains about a slow count.
Dav performs a roundhouse kick against PM Bangers.
Dav is being booed like there is no tomorrow.
Dav works the crowd.
Dav whips PM Bangers into the ropes.
PM Bangers hits Dav with a kick.
PM Bangers runs into the ropes.
Dav hits PM Bangers with a shoulderblock.
Dav whips PM Bangers into the ropes, but PM Bangers reverses it.
PM Bangers launches Dav across the ring with a belly-to-belly suplex.
PM Bangers hits an electric chair facebuster on Dav.
Richard Head counts: One, two, kickout.
PM Bangers performs a headsmash into the turnbuckle against Dav.
PM Bangers chops Dav.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
Dav chops PM Bangers.
Dav kicks PM Bangers.
The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos.
PM Bangers kicks Dav.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for PM Bangers.
PM Bangers hits Dav.
PM Bangers hits Dav.
Dav chops PM Bangers.
PM Bangers kicks Dav.
PM Bangers hits a headsmash into the turnbuckle on Dav.
PM Bangers uses a release German suplex on Dav.
The crowd erupts.
PM Bangers hits an electric chair facebuster on Dav.
Richard Head counts: One, two, kickout.
PM Bangers performs a headsmash into the turnbuckle against Dav.
PM Bangers whips Dav into the ropes.
Dav performs a swinging neckbreaker against PM Bangers.
Dav performs a backbreaker against PM Bangers.
Dav covers PM Bangers.
Richard Head counts: One, two, kickout.
Dav complains about a slow count.
Dav goes for a snap mare, but PM Bangers blocks it.
PM Bangers goes for a hiptoss, but Dav counters it with a choke sleeper.
PM Bangers is valiantly trying to break the hold.
PM Bangers gets ahold of the ropes after holding out for 6 seconds.
Dav gets a dragon sleeper on PM Bangers.
PM Bangers is valiantly trying to break the hold.
PM Bangers inches his way towards the ropes after 10 seconds.
Dav runs into the ropes.
Dav hits PM Bangers with a kick.
Dav hits a back suplex on PM Bangers.
Dav executes a flying cross body press against PM Bangers.
Richard Head counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Dav hits a swinging neckbreaker on PM Bangers.
Dav is going for the cover.
Richard Head counts: One, two, kickout.
Dav uses a vertical suplex on PM Bangers.
Dav goes for a flying dropkick, but PM Bangers steps out of the way.
PM Bangers asks the crowd for their favourite music.
The crowd erupts.
PM Bangers gives the sign for the power bomb.
PM Bangers nails Dav with a power bomb.
Richard Head counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
PM Bangers hits a headsmash into the turnbuckle on Dav.
PM Bangers takes Dav down with a release German suplex.
PM Bangers runs into the ropes.
PM Bangers attempts a spear, but Dav counters it with a guillotine choke.
PM Bangers is valiantly trying to break the hold.
PM Bangers is struggling to reach the ropes.
PM Bangers gets ahold of the ropes after being locked up for 10 seconds.
The ring is quickly filling up with debris.
Dav attempts a flying cross body press, but PM Bangers
rolls through with the move.
Richard Head counts: One, two, kickout.
PM Bangers slowly leaves the ring.
He retrieves a baseball bat.
PM Bangers takes a swing at Dav with the baseball bat, but he
gets out of the way.
Dav snatches the baseball bat from him.
Dav hits him with the baseball bat.
The decibel level in the building is unbelievable.
Richard Head throws the baseball bat over the top rope.
Dav executes a kneelift against PM Bangers.
Dav punches PM Bangers.
PM Bangers kicks Dav.
The crowd erupts.
PM Bangers chops Dav.
Dav kicks PM Bangers.
Dav runs into the ropes.
PM Bangers performs a spear against Dav.
PM Bangers gives the sign for the power bomb.
PM Bangers performs a power bomb against Dav.
Richard Head counts: One, two, shoulder up.
PM Bangers tries a swinging side slam, but Dav counters it with an elbowsmash.
Dav goes for a backbreaker, but PM Bangers counters it with an elbowsmash.
PM Bangers performs a headsmash into the turnbuckle against Dav.
PM Bangers goes for an electric chair facebuster, but Dav slides down his back.
Dav performs a back suplex against PM Bangers.
Dav takes PM Bangers down with a bodyslam.
Dav performs a roundhouse kick against PM Bangers.
Dav covers PM Bangers.
Richard Head counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Dav nails PM Bangers with a springboard lariat.
Dav works the crowd.
Dav is being booed out of the building.
Dav runs into the ropes.
PM Bangers hits Dav with an elbow.
PM Bangers hits a slingshot into the turnbuckle on Dav.
PM Bangers performs a swinging side slam against Dav.
The crowd is giving PM Bangers a standing ovation.
PM Bangers executes a facerake against Dav.
PM Bangers punches Dav.
PM Bangers punches Dav.
PM Bangers attempts an electric chair facebuster, but Dav slides down his back.
Dav gets a dragon sleeper on PM Bangers.
PM Bangers manages to grab the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Dav puts PM Bangers in a dragon sleeper.
PM Bangers reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Dav executes the Media Blitz on PM Bangers.
The ring is quickly filling up with debris.
Dav goes for the pin.
Richard Head counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
Dav locks PM Bangers in a dragon sleeper.
PM Bangers inches his way towards the ropes after 6 seconds.
Dav throws PM Bangers out of the ring.
Dav goes outside.
Dav clears the announcers' table.
Richard Head counts: 1.
Dav sets up PM Bangers on the announcers' table.
Dav tries to drive PM Bangers through the table with a belly-to-back superplex, but he blocks it.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
PM Bangers sets up Dav on the announcers' table.
PM Bangers executes a power bomb through the table.
The table is broken in half.
PM Bangers shoves Dav into the guardrail.
Richard Head counts: 2.
PM Bangers is handed Admin's Desk.
PM Bangers hits him with the Desk.
The crowd is giving PM Bangers a standing ovation.
PM Bangers whips Dav into the guardrail.
PM Bangers takes a swing at Dav with the Desk, but he gets out of the way.
Dav snatches the Desk from him.
Dav hits him with the Desk.
Dav clears the announcers' table.
Dav hits a legsweep on PM Bangers.
Dav gets back into the ring.
PM Bangers follows him back in.
Dav is going for the pin.
Richard Head counts: One, two, in the ropes...
Dav performs a Falcon Arrow against PM Bangers.
Richard Head counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.
Dav whips PM Bangers into the ropes.
Dav hits a spinning backbreaker on PM Bangers.
Dav runs into the ropes.
PM Bangers hits Dav with a kick.
PM Bangers uses a bodyslam on Dav.
PM Bangers is going for the cover.
Richard Head counts: One, two, kickout.
PM Bangers executes a spear against Dav.
PM Bangers goes for a vertical suplex, but Dav counters it with a small package.
Richard Head counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
Dav attempts a kick to the thigh, but PM Bangers blocks it.
PM Bangers chops Dav.
The crowd erupts.
PM Bangers kicks Dav.
Dav chops PM Bangers.
The decibel level in the building is unbelievable.
PM Bangers punches Dav.
PM Bangers chops Dav.
The crowd is giving PM Bangers a standing ovation.
Dav chops PM Bangers.
Dav is being booed out of the building.
Dav kicks PM Bangers.
PM Bangers hits Dav.
Dav punches PM Bangers.
The ring is quickly filling up with debris.
PM Bangers chops Dav.
PM Bangers attempts a vertical suplex, but Dav slides down his back.
Dav hits a back suplex on PM Bangers.
Dav gives the sign for the Media Blitz.
Dav executes the Media Blitz on PM Bangers.
Dav goes for the pin.
Richard Head counts: One, two, three.
The crowd is vociferously booing Dav.

The winner is kdavva. Time of match: 0:11:28
Sim Rating: **** 1/4

An easy win for the defending champion!

 

[PhenomenalV1]

Secondly:

Tonga Bob, TheInjuryFactory and NaturalDisaster take on Barrybran, Kennedy Parker and Hate in a trios match!​

 

[PhenomenalV1]

They lock up.
BarryBran places NaturalDisaster on the turnbuckle.
BarryBran launches NaturalDisaster across the ring with a superplex.
Numerous fans are using BarryBran as target practice.
BarryBran uses an armdrag takedown on NaturalDisaster.
BarryBran performs a dropkick from the second rope against NaturalDisaster.
Kennedy Parker enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
BarryBran and Kennedy Parker whip NaturalDisaster into the ropes.
They hit NaturalDisaster with a double backdrop.
Kennedy Parker leaves the ring.
BarryBran tries a double underhook backbreaker, but NaturalDisaster counters it with a backdrop.
NaturalDisaster performs an armdrag takedown against BarryBran.
NaturalDisaster performs an elbowsmash against BarryBran.
NaturalDisaster goes for an armdrag takedown, but BarryBran counters it with a lariat.
In turn, NaturalDisaster counters it with a Fujiwara armbar.
BarryBran inches his way towards the ropes after being locked up for 5 seconds.
NaturalDisaster tags out to Tonga Bob.
Kennedy Parker enters the ring, but gets cut off.
Tonga Bob and NaturalDisaster hit BarryBran with a double elbowsmash.
NaturalDisaster takes BarryBran down with a bodyslam.
Tonga Bob climbs to the top turnbuckle, but BarryBran nails him in the stomach.
Tonga Bob falls onto the top turnbuckle.
The boos are resurfacing again.
NaturalDisaster leaves the ring.
BarryBran whips Tonga Bob into the ropes.
Tonga Bob misses with a clothesline.
Tonga Bob hits BarryBran with a kick.
BarryBran falls back into the ring.
Tonga Bob works the crowd.
The crowd seems to be rallying behind Tonga Bob.
Tonga Bob whips BarryBran into the ropes.
Tonga Bob takes BarryBran down with a spinebuster slam.
Blacky counts: One, two, kickout.
Tonga Bob works the crowd.
The cheers for Tonga Bob are drowning out the boos.
Tonga Bob whips BarryBran into the ropes.
Tonga Bob misses with a clothesline.
BarryBran hits Tonga Bob with a clothesline.
BarryBran tags out to Kennedy Parker.
Kennedy Parker nails Tonga Bob with a flying dropkick.
Kennedy Parker takes Tonga Bob down with a bodyslam.
Kennedy Parker tries a belly-to-belly suplex, but Tonga Bob counters it with a facerake.
Tonga Bob tags out to The Injury Factory.
The Injury Factory attempts to place Kennedy Parker on the turnbuckle, but
Kennedy Parker blocks it.
The Injury Factory uses a German suplex on Kennedy Parker.
Blacky counts: One, kickout.
The Injury Factory executes an enzuigiri against Kennedy Parker.
The Injury Factory tries a Northern Lights bomb, but Kennedy Parker counters it with a small package.
Blacky counts: One, two, kickout.
Kennedy Parker hits a flying dropkick on The Injury Factory.
Hate enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
NaturalDisaster enters the ring and throws Hate out of the ring.
The crowd is behind NaturalDisaster all the way.
NaturalDisaster leaves the ring.
The Injury Factory hits a legsweep on Kennedy Parker.
The Injury Factory whips Kennedy Parker into the turnbuckle, but Kennedy Parker reverses it.
Kennedy Parker charges into the corner, but The Injury Factory moves out of the way.
The Injury Factory attempts a kneebreaker, but Kennedy Parker counters it with an elbowsmash.
Kennedy Parker tags out to Hate.
Hate and Kennedy Parker whip The Injury Factory into the ropes.
They hit The Injury Factory with a double kick to the midsection.
Kennedy Parker leaves the ring.
Hate attempts a side slam backbreaker, but The Injury Factory counters it with an elbowsmash.
The Injury Factory punches Hate.
The Injury Factory hits Hate.
The Injury Factory attempts a bodyslam, but Hate counters it with a small package.
Blacky counts: One, two, kickout.
Hate sends The Injury Factory into the turnbuckle.
The Injury Factory comes back and rocks Hate with a kick to the midsection.
The Injury Factory tags out to Tonga Bob.
Kennedy Parker enters the ring, but gets cut off.
Tonga Bob and The Injury Factory hit Hate with a double forearm to the back.
Kennedy Parker gets back up and throws The Injury Factory out of the ring.
Hate and Kennedy Parker hit Tonga Bob with a double back suplex.
Kennedy Parker leaves the ring.
Hate executes a snap suplex against Tonga Bob.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Hate.
Hate hits a diving elbowdrop on Tonga Bob.
Hate throws Tonga Bob into the turnbuckle.
Tonga Bob comes back, but is met with a kick to the midsection.
Hate goes for a bodyslam, but Tonga Bob counters it with a facerake.
The crowd is vociferously booing Tonga Bob.
Tonga Bob performs a bodyslam against Hate.
The Injury Factory enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
The Injury Factory tries an inverted facelock backbreaker, but Hate blocks it.
BarryBran takes The Injury Factory down with a back suplex.
The Injury Factory leaves the ring.
BarryBran uses a forearm to the back on The Injury Factory.
BarryBran tags out to Hate.
Hate and BarryBran whip The Injury Factory into the ropes.
They hit The Injury Factory with a double kick to the midsection.
BarryBran leaves the ring.
Hate performs the Orange Crush Bomb against The Injury Factory.
Blacky counts: One, kickout.
Hate works the crowd.
The crowd is giving Hate a standing ovation.
Hate attempts an elbowdrop, but The Injury Factory rolls out of the way.
The Injury Factory runs into the ropes.
Hate attempts a kick to the midsection, but The Injury Factory counters it with a legsweep.
The Injury Factory is going for the cover.
Blacky counts: One, two, kickout.
The Injury Factory goes for a dragon suplex, but Hate counters it with a headbutt.
Hate punches The Injury Factory.
Hate kicks The Injury Factory.
The crowd erupts.
Hate performs a release German suplex against The Injury Factory.
Hate attempts a headlock driver, but The Injury Factory blocks it.
The Injury Factory chops Hate.
The crowd is behind The Injury Factory all the way.
Hate kicks The Injury Factory.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
Hate hits The Injury Factory.
The Injury Factory kicks Hate.
The Injury Factory chops Hate.
The crowd is behind The Injury Factory all the way.
Hate kicks The Injury Factory.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Hate.
Hate chops The Injury Factory.
Hate executes a jumping neckbreaker against The Injury Factory.
Hate goes for a jab, but The Injury Factory blocks it.
The Injury Factory whips Hate into the ropes, but Hate reverses it.
Hate hits a bodyslam on The Injury Factory.
Hate uses a side slam on The Injury Factory.
Hate executes a snap suplex against The Injury Factory.
The crowd is giving Hate a standing ovation.
Hate attempts a headlock driver, but The Injury Factory blocks it.
The Injury Factory uses a koppo kick on Hate.
The Injury Factory punches Hate.
The chants for The Injury Factory are deafening.
The Injury Factory hits Hate.
The Injury Factory chops Hate.
The Injury Factory executes an enzuigiri against Hate.
The Injury Factory tags out to NaturalDisaster.
Kennedy Parker enters the ring and lays out The Injury Factory.
Kennedy Parker performs a bodyslam against NaturalDisaster.
Kennedy Parker leaves the ring.
Hate locks NaturalDisaster in the STF.
NaturalDisaster is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Hate lets go after 11 seconds.
Hate gets the STF on NaturalDisaster.
NaturalDisaster makes it to the ropes after 5 seconds.
Hate tags out to Kennedy Parker.
Hate attempts a jumping neckbreaker, but NaturalDisaster counters it with a backward kick.
Hate rolls out of the ring.
NaturalDisaster performs a lifting inverted DDT against Kennedy Parker.
The crowd is behind NaturalDisaster all the way.
NaturalDisaster goes for a short-arm high knee, but Kennedy Parker ducks out of the way.
Kennedy Parker uses a double underhook suplex on NaturalDisaster.
Kennedy Parker attempts a flying dropkick, but NaturalDisaster counters it with an intercept dropkick.
The chants for NaturalDisaster are deafening.
NaturalDisaster performs a spinning mule kick against Kennedy Parker.
NaturalDisaster hits Kennedy Parker.
Kennedy Parker hits NaturalDisaster.
Kennedy Parker punches NaturalDisaster.
The crowd is going crazy.
Kennedy Parker kicks NaturalDisaster.
Kennedy Parker attempts to place NaturalDisaster on the turnbuckle, but NaturalDisaster blocks it.
Kennedy Parker executes a bodyslam against NaturalDisaster.
Kennedy Parker tags out to BarryBran.
BarryBran and Kennedy Parker hit NaturalDisaster with a double DDT.
BarryBran and Kennedy Parker whip NaturalDisaster into the ropes.
BarryBran and Kennedy Parker hit NaturalDisaster with a double enzuigiri.
Kennedy Parker goes for a back suplex, but NaturalDisaster blocks it.
Kennedy Parker leaves the ring.
Tonga Bob runs into the ropes.
Kennedy Parker hits Tonga Bob with a kick.
Kennedy Parker tags out to BarryBran.
BarryBran and Kennedy Parker hit Tonga Bob with a double DDT.
Kennedy Parker leaves the ring.
BarryBran goes for a Boston crab, but Tonga Bob kicks him off.
Tonga Bob performs a swinging side slam against BarryBran.
The cheers for Tonga Bob are drowning out the boos.
Tonga Bob gives the sign for the Game Over.
Tonga Bob executes the Game Over on BarryBran.
BarryBran is struggling to reach the ropes.
BarryBran is inching his way towards the ropes.
BarryBran is writhing in pain.
Blacky asks BarryBran if he's still there.
BarryBran doesn't respond.
Blacky stops the fight after 21 seconds.

The winners are Tonga Bob, TheInjuryFactory, and NaturalDisaster. Time of match: 0:10:45
Sim Rating: *** 1/4

An easy win to kick off Bob's captaincy!

 

[PhenomenalV1]

Thirdly:

pantskyle defends the Hardcore Championship against Tony Lynn 15!​

 

[PhenomenalV1]

They lock up.
Pantskyle performs a bodyslam against Tony Lynn 15.
Pantskyle tries a dropkick, but Tony Lynn 15 steps out of the way.
Tony Lynn 15 gives him a bodyslam, but Pantskyle only stares at him.
Pantskyle uses a Gorilla Press on Tony Lynn 15.
Richard Head counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Pantskyle catches Tony Lynn 15 in a double reverse chinlock.
Tony Lynn 15 is struggling to reach the ropes.
Tony Lynn 15 is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Tony Lynn 15 manages to grab the ropes after being locked up for 22 seconds.
Pantskyle takes Tony Lynn 15 down with a vertical suplex.
Richard Head counts: One, two, kickout.
Pantskyle hits a reverse neckbreaker on Tony Lynn 15.
Richard Head counts: One, two, shoulder up.
TheCoach16 comes to ringside.
Tony Lynn 15 begs off.
Pantskyle locks Tony Lynn 15 in a choke lift.
Tony Lynn 15 manages to grab the ropes after 14 seconds.
Pantskyle works the crowd.
The crowd seems to be rallying behind Pantskyle.
Pantskyle hits a flying lariat on Tony Lynn 15.
Richard Head counts: One, two, kickout.
Pantskyle hits a side suplex on Tony Lynn 15.
Richard Head counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Pantskyle catches Tony Lynn 15 in a double reverse chinlock.
Tony Lynn 15 makes it to the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Pantskyle performs a side suplex against Tony Lynn 15.
Richard Head counts: One, two, kickout.
Pantskyle hits a side suplex on Tony Lynn 15.
Richard Head counts: One, two, KICKOUT.
Tony Lynn 15 hits a punch on Pantskyle.
Richard Head counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Tony Lynn 15 complains about a slow count.
Pantskyle performs a knee to the back against Tony Lynn 15.
Pantskyle hits a bodyslam on Tony Lynn 15.
Richard Head counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Pantskyle hits a tilt-a-whirl suplex on Tony Lynn 15.
Richard Head counts: One, two, kickout.
TheCoach16 throws Tony Lynn 15 a baseball bat, but Pantskyle intercepts it.
Pantskyle hits Tony Lynn 15 with it and goes for the pin.
Richard Head counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.
Pantskyle performs a tilt-a-whirl suplex against Tony Lynn 15.
Richard Head counts: One, two, kickout.
Pantskyle performs a kick to the head against Tony Lynn 15.
Richard Head counts: One, two, kickout.
Pantskyle uses a kick to the head on Tony Lynn 15.
Richard Head counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Pantskyle hits a vertical suplex on Tony Lynn 15.
Richard Head counts: One, two, kickout.
Pantskyle whips Tony Lynn 15 into the ropes, but Tony Lynn 15 reverses it.
Tony Lynn 15 misses with a shoulderblock.
Tony Lynn 15 hits Pantskyle with a clothesline.
Pantskyle falls out of the ring.
Tony Lynn 15 rolls out under the bottom rope.
Tony Lynn 15 is handed brass knuckles.
Tony Lynn 15 hits him with the knuckles.
Pantskyle is starting to bleed.
Tony Lynn 15 is going for the pin.
Richard Head counts: One, two, kickout.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Tony Lynn 15 throws Pantskyle over the guardrail.
Tony Lynn 15 poses for the crowd.
All of a sudden, the boos are turning into almost unanimous cheers.
They're brawling behind the guardrail.
Tony Lynn 15 throws Pantskyle into the guardrail.
They're brawling behind the guardrail.
Tony Lynn 15 is starting to bleed.
Pantskyle shoves Tony Lynn 15 into the guardrail.
Pantskyle attempts a clothesline, but Tony Lynn 15 ducks out of the way.
Tony Lynn 15 throws Pantskyle into the guardrail.
They're brawling up the aisle.
Tony Lynn 15 is handed a keyboard.
Tony Lynn 15 hits him with the keyboard.
Tony Lynn 15 doesn't quite know what to do with the mixed reaction he's getting.
Tony Lynn 15 tries an eye gouge, but Pantskyle blocks it.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Pantskyle is handed Beez Trophy.
Pantskyle hits him with the Trophy.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Pantskyle throws Tony Lynn 15 over the guardrail.
Pantskyle works the crowd.
The crowd is wildly cheering Pantskyle with only a few scattered boos audible.
Pantskyle chokes him with Beez Trophy.
They're brawling behind the guardrail.
They're brawling behind the guardrail.
Pantskyle hits a side suplex on Tony Lynn 15.
Richard Head counts: One, two, kickout.
Pantskyle flings Tony Lynn 15 over a row of chairs.
They're brawling behind the guardrail.
Pantskyle throws Tony Lynn 15 over the guardrail.
Pantskyle throws Tony Lynn 15 into the guardrail.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Pantskyle throws Tony Lynn 15 over the guardrail.
Pantskyle goes for a dropkick, but Tony Lynn 15 steps out of the way.
All of a sudden, the boos are turning into almost unanimous cheers.
Tony Lynn 15 is handed a baseball bat.
Tony Lynn 15 hits him with the baseball bat.
They're brawling behind the guardrail.
Pantskyle hits a back elbow on Tony Lynn 15.
They're brawling behind the guardrail.
They're brawling up the aisle.
Pantskyle climbs back into the ring.
Tony Lynn 15 follows him back in.
Pantskyle executes the Chokeslam on Tony Lynn 15.
All of a sudden, the boos are turning into almost unanimous cheers.
Pantskyle goes for the pin.
Richard Head counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Tony Lynn 15 begs off.
Pantskyle runs into the ropes.
Tony Lynn 15 hits Pantskyle with a kick.
Pantskyle sits up.
All of a sudden, the boos are turning into almost unanimous cheers.
Tony Lynn 15 throws Pantskyle into the turnbuckle.
Tony Lynn 15 runs shoulder-first into the corner, but Pantskyle moves out of the way.
Pantskyle sets up Tony Lynn 15 on the turnbuckle.
Pantskyle performs a superplex against Tony Lynn 15.
The boos are resurfacing again.
Pantskyle nails Tony Lynn 15 with a Gorilla Press.
Pantskyle puts Tony Lynn 15 in a double reverse chinlock.
Tony Lynn 15 is inching his way towards the ropes.
Tony Lynn 15 reaches the ropes after 12 seconds.
Pantskyle runs into the ropes.
Tony Lynn 15 hits Pantskyle with a shoulderblock.
Tony Lynn 15 performs a chop against Pantskyle.
Tony Lynn 15 performs an elbowsmash against Pantskyle.
Tony Lynn 15 whips Pantskyle into the ropes.
Tony Lynn 15 misses with an elbow.
Pantskyle hits Tony Lynn 15 with a shoulderblock.
Pantskyle nails Tony Lynn 15 with a side suplex.
Tony Lynn 15 begs off.
Pantskyle throws Tony Lynn 15 out of the ring.

 

[PhenomenalV1]

Pantskyle goes through the ropes.
Pantskyle is handed a baseball bat.
Pantskyle hits him with the baseball bat.
Pantskyle is going for the cover.
Richard Head counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Pantskyle works the crowd.
The boos are resurfacing again.
Pantskyle hits him with a baseball bat.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Pantskyle throws Tony Lynn 15 over the guardrail.
Pantskyle hits him with the baseball bat.
Pantskyle throws Tony Lynn 15 into the guardrail.
They're brawling behind the guardrail.
Pantskyle tries a Tombstone, but Tony Lynn 15 counters it with an elbowsmash.
They're brawling behind the guardrail.
They're brawling down the aisle.
Tony Lynn 15 uses a kick to the midsection on Pantskyle.
Tony Lynn 15 uses a bodyslam on Pantskyle.
They're brawling down the aisle.
They're brawling up the aisle.
Tony Lynn 15 gives him a bodyslam, but Pantskyle doesn't sell it.
Pantskyle hits him with the baseball bat.
The crowd is wildly cheering Pantskyle with only a few scattered boos audible.
They're brawling in mid-arena.
Pantskyle hits him with the baseball bat.
Pantskyle performs a back elbow against Tony Lynn 15.
They're brawling down the aisle.
Pantskyle works the crowd.
Pantskyle clears the announcers' table.
Pantskyle hits a back suplex on Tony Lynn 15.
Pantskyle throws Tony Lynn 15 into the stairway.
Pantskyle takes a swing at Tony Lynn 15 with the baseball bat, but he gets out of the way.
Tony Lynn 15 snatches the baseball bat from him.
Tony Lynn 15 hits him with the baseball bat.
All of a sudden, the boos are turning into almost unanimous cheers.
Tony Lynn 15 executes an elbowsmash against Pantskyle.
They're brawling in the back of the arena.
Pantskyle runs Tony Lynn 15 into the stairway.
The boos are resurfacing again.
Pantskyle chokes him with a baseball bat.
Pantskyle sets up Tony Lynn 15 on the announcers' table.
Pantskyle tries to drive Tony Lynn 15 through the table with the Chokeslam but he blocks it.
Tony Lynn 15 is handed a frying pan.
Tony Lynn 15 hits him with the frying pan.
The boos are resurfacing again.
They're brawling in the back of the arena.
Tony Lynn 15 executes an elbowsmash against Pantskyle.
Tony Lynn 15 hits him with the frying pan.
Tony Lynn 15 covers Pantskyle.
Richard Head counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.
Tony Lynn 15 covers Pantskyle.
Richard Head counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.
Tony Lynn 15 hits a clothesline on Pantskyle.
They're brawling in the back of the arena.
Tony Lynn 15 uses a headbutt on Pantskyle.
Tony Lynn 15 hits him with the frying pan.
They're brawling in the back of the arena.
Tony Lynn 15 hits him with a frying pan.
They're brawling up the aisle.
Tony Lynn 15 chokes him with a frying pan.
They're brawling up the aisle.
Tony Lynn 15 uses a roundhouse right on Pantskyle.
Tony Lynn 15 whips Pantskyle into the guardrail.
Tony Lynn 15 hits a roundhouse right on Pantskyle.
Tony Lynn 15 is going for the cover.
Richard Head counts: One, two, kickout.
They're brawling up the aisle.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Pantskyle executes a backbreaker against Tony Lynn 15.
Pantskyle runs Tony Lynn 15 into the ringsteps.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Pantskyle performs a Tombstone against Tony Lynn 15.
Pantskyle doesn't quite know what to do with the mixed reaction he's getting.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Tony Lynn 15 gives him a kick to the midsection, but Pantskyle doesn't budge.
Tony Lynn 15 is handed a frying pan.
Tony Lynn 15 hits him with the frying pan.
The crowd is wildly booing Tony Lynn 15.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Tony Lynn 15 throws Pantskyle into the ringpost.
Tony Lynn 15 is handed Beez Trophy.
Tony Lynn 15 takes a swing at Pantskyle with the Trophy, but he gets out of the way.
Pantskyle snatches the Trophy from him.
Pantskyle hits him with the Trophy.
The crowd is wildly cheering Pantskyle with only a few scattered boos audible.
Pantskyle is going for the cover.
Richard Head counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Pantskyle clears the announcers' table.
Pantskyle uses a reverse neckbreaker on Tony Lynn 15.
Pantskyle throws Tony Lynn 15 back into the ring.
Pantskyle brings the the Trophy into the ring.
The Jesus comes to ringside.
TheCoach16 attacks Pantskyle from behind.
TheCoach16 rolls out of the ring.
TheCoach16 retrieves a barbed wire board from under the ring.
TheCoach16 brings the the board into the ring.
The Jesus executes the 10 Pin Strike on Pantskyle onto the barbed wire board.
TheCoach16 drags Tony Lynn 15 on top of Pantskyle.
Richard Head counts: One, two, three.
The boos are deafening.


The winner is Tony Lynn 15. Time of match: 0:17:08
Sim Rating: -1/4*


What the...that can't be right! Tony? A champion? God help us all...

 

[PhenomenalV1]

Fourthly:

We need a palate cleanser! How about a grudge match between Ned_Flanders and Pirate TJASTA?​

 

[Tony Lynn 15]

Pantskyle goes through the ropes.
Pantskyle is handed a baseball bat.
Pantskyle hits him with the baseball bat.
Pantskyle is going for the cover.
Richard Head counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Pantskyle works the crowd.
The boos are resurfacing again.
Pantskyle hits him with a baseball bat.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Pantskyle throws Tony Lynn 15 over the guardrail.
Pantskyle hits him with the baseball bat.
Pantskyle throws Tony Lynn 15 into the guardrail.
They're brawling behind the guardrail.
Pantskyle tries a Tombstone, but Tony Lynn 15 counters it with an elbowsmash.
They're brawling behind the guardrail.
They're brawling down the aisle.
Tony Lynn 15 uses a kick to the midsection on Pantskyle.
Tony Lynn 15 uses a bodyslam on Pantskyle.
They're brawling down the aisle.
They're brawling up the aisle.
Tony Lynn 15 gives him a bodyslam, but Pantskyle doesn't sell it.
Pantskyle hits him with the baseball bat.
The crowd is wildly cheering Pantskyle with only a few scattered boos audible.
They're brawling in mid-arena.
Pantskyle hits him with the baseball bat.
Pantskyle performs a back elbow against Tony Lynn 15.
They're brawling down the aisle.
Pantskyle works the crowd.
Pantskyle clears the announcers' table.
Pantskyle hits a back suplex on Tony Lynn 15.
Pantskyle throws Tony Lynn 15 into the stairway.
Pantskyle takes a swing at Tony Lynn 15 with the baseball bat, but he gets out of the way.
Tony Lynn 15 snatches the baseball bat from him.
Tony Lynn 15 hits him with the baseball bat.
All of a sudden, the boos are turning into almost unanimous cheers.
Tony Lynn 15 executes an elbowsmash against Pantskyle.
They're brawling in the back of the arena.
Pantskyle runs Tony Lynn 15 into the stairway.
The boos are resurfacing again.
Pantskyle chokes him with a baseball bat.
Pantskyle sets up Tony Lynn 15 on the announcers' table.
Pantskyle tries to drive Tony Lynn 15 through the table with the Chokeslam but he blocks it.
Tony Lynn 15 is handed a frying pan.
Tony Lynn 15 hits him with the frying pan.
The boos are resurfacing again.
They're brawling in the back of the arena.
Tony Lynn 15 executes an elbowsmash against Pantskyle.
Tony Lynn 15 hits him with the frying pan.
Tony Lynn 15 covers Pantskyle.
Richard Head counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.
Tony Lynn 15 covers Pantskyle.
Richard Head counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.
Tony Lynn 15 hits a clothesline on Pantskyle.
They're brawling in the back of the arena.
Tony Lynn 15 uses a headbutt on Pantskyle.
Tony Lynn 15 hits him with the frying pan.
They're brawling in the back of the arena.
Tony Lynn 15 hits him with a frying pan.
They're brawling up the aisle.
Tony Lynn 15 chokes him with a frying pan.
They're brawling up the aisle.
Tony Lynn 15 uses a roundhouse right on Pantskyle.
Tony Lynn 15 whips Pantskyle into the guardrail.
Tony Lynn 15 hits a roundhouse right on Pantskyle.
Tony Lynn 15 is going for the cover.
Richard Head counts: One, two, kickout.
They're brawling up the aisle.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Pantskyle executes a backbreaker against Tony Lynn 15.
Pantskyle runs Tony Lynn 15 into the ringsteps.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Pantskyle performs a Tombstone against Tony Lynn 15.
Pantskyle doesn't quite know what to do with the mixed reaction he's getting.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Tony Lynn 15 gives him a kick to the midsection, but Pantskyle doesn't budge.
Tony Lynn 15 is handed a frying pan.
Tony Lynn 15 hits him with the frying pan.
The crowd is wildly booing Tony Lynn 15.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Tony Lynn 15 throws Pantskyle into the ringpost.
Tony Lynn 15 is handed Beez Trophy.
Tony Lynn 15 takes a swing at Pantskyle with the Trophy, but he gets out of the way.
Pantskyle snatches the Trophy from him.
Pantskyle hits him with the Trophy.
The crowd is wildly cheering Pantskyle with only a few scattered boos audible.
Pantskyle is going for the cover.
Richard Head counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Pantskyle clears the announcers' table.
Pantskyle uses a reverse neckbreaker on Tony Lynn 15.
Pantskyle throws Tony Lynn 15 back into the ring.
Pantskyle brings the the Trophy into the ring.
The Jesus comes to ringside.
TheCoach16 attacks Pantskyle from behind.
TheCoach16 rolls out of the ring.
TheCoach16 retrieves a barbed wire board from under the ring.
TheCoach16 brings the the board into the ring.
The Jesus executes the 10 Pin Strike on Pantskyle onto the barbed wire board.
TheCoach16 drags Tony Lynn 15 on top of Pantskyle.
Richard Head counts: One, two, three.
The boos are deafening.


The winner is Tony Lynn 15. Time of match: 0:17:08
Sim Rating: -1/4*


What the...that can't be right! Tony? A champion? God help us all...

What a beautiful tribute to a legend of the SFA. Thanks so much for sharing!

 

[PhenomenalV1]

They lock up.
Ned_Flanders hits a jumping clothesline on Pirate TJASTA.
Ned_Flanders has the crowd going wild.
Ned_Flanders attempts to place Pirate TJASTA on the turnbuckle, but Pirate TJASTA blocks it.
Ned_Flanders executes a snap mare against Pirate TJASTA.
Ned_Flanders covers Pirate TJASTA.
Chief counts: One, kickout.
Ned_Flanders uses a spinning back kick on Pirate TJASTA.
Ned_Flanders whips Pirate TJASTA into the ropes.
Pirate TJASTA goes for a swinging DDT, but Ned_Flanders throws him off.
Ned_Flanders performs a jumping clothesline against Pirate TJASTA.
The crowd is going crazy.
Ned_Flanders uses a bulldog on Pirate TJASTA.
Ned_Flanders nails Pirate TJASTA with a flying Tomahawk.
Ned_Flanders runs into the ropes.
Pirate TJASTA hits a high knee on Ned_Flanders.
Pirate TJASTA is eliciting a sizable round of boos.
Pirate TJASTA nails Ned_Flanders with a flying cross body press.
Chief counts: One, shoulder up.
Pirate TJASTA goes for a rolling elbowsmash, but Ned_Flanders ducks out of the way.
Ned_Flanders executes the Ranhei against Pirate TJASTA.
Chief counts: One, shoulder up.
Ned_Flanders whips Pirate TJASTA into the ropes.
Ned_Flanders uses a jumping clothesline on Pirate TJASTA.
The crowd is going crazy.
Ned_Flanders tries a springboard cross body press, but Pirate TJASTA steps out of the way.
Pirate TJASTA uses a basement dropkick on Ned_Flanders.
Ned_Flanders springs to his feet.
Ned_Flanders executes a jumping elbow thrust against Pirate TJASTA.
Ned_Flanders uses a basement dropkick on Pirate TJASTA.
Ned_Flanders whips Pirate TJASTA into the ropes, but Pirate TJASTA reverses it.
Pirate TJASTA executes a side kick to the midsection against Ned_Flanders.
Pirate TJASTA performs a knee strike against Ned_Flanders.
Pirate TJASTA executes a superkick against Ned_Flanders.
A fan at ringside badmouths Pirate TJASTA.
Pirate TJASTA performs a rolling elbowsmash against Ned_Flanders.
Pirate TJASTA is going for the cover.
Chief counts: One, two, kickout.
Pirate TJASTA nails Ned_Flanders with a bulldog.
Pirate TJASTA says "Yarrrr!".
Pirate TJASTA leaves the ring.
He returns with a chair.
Pirate TJASTA runs into the ropes and springs off the chair.
Pirate TJASTA executes a spinning headscissors against Ned_Flanders.
Pirate TJASTA whips Ned_Flanders into the ropes.
Pirate TJASTA goes for a dropkick, but Ned_Flanders steps out of the way.
Ned_Flanders is going for the pin.
Chief counts: One, kickout.
Ned_Flanders whips Pirate TJASTA into the ropes, but Pirate TJASTA reverses it.
Ned_Flanders misses with a clothesline.
Ned_Flanders misses with a clothesline.
Pirate TJASTA performs a rolling clothesline against Ned_Flanders.
Pirate TJASTA whips Ned_Flanders into the ropes, but Ned_Flanders reverses it.
Ned_Flanders tries a dropkick, but Pirate TJASTA steps out of the way.
Pirate TJASTA sets up the chair.
Pirate TJASTA nails Ned_Flanders with a swinging DDT onto the chair.
Pirate TJASTA goes for a flying bodypress, but Ned_Flanders gets his knees up.
Ned_Flanders whips Pirate TJASTA into the ropes, but Pirate TJASTA reverses it.
Pirate TJASTA misses with a clothesline.
Ned_Flanders executes a flying forearm against Pirate TJASTA .
The crowd is behind Ned_Flanders all the way.
Ned_Flanders goes for a springboard dropkick, but Pirate TJASTA steps out of the way.
Pirate TJASTA says "Yarrrr!".
Pirate TJASTA is eliciting a sizable round of boos.
Chief removes the chair from the ring.
Pirate TJASTA goes for a Shining Wizard, but Ned_Flanders blocks it.
Ned_Flanders attempts to place Pirate TJASTA on the turnbuckle, but Pirate TJASTA blocks it.
Ned_Flanders runs into the ropes.
Pirate TJASTA executes a chop against Ned_Flanders.
Pirate TJASTA executes a rolling clothesline against Ned_Flanders.
Pirate TJASTA whips Ned_Flanders into the ropes.
Pirate TJASTA misses with a kick.
Pirate TJASTA uses an enzuigiri on Ned_Flanders.
Pirate TJASTA says "Yarrrr!".
A fan at ringside badmouths Pirate TJASTA.
Pirate TJASTA throws Ned_Flanders out of the ring.
Pirate TJASTA rolls out under the bottom rope.
Chief counts: 1.
Pirate TJASTA runs Ned_Flanders into the ringsteps.
Pirate TJASTA is being booed like there is no tomorrow.
Chief counts: 2.
Pirate TJASTA goes for a swinging DDT, but Ned_Flanders counters it with
a Northern Lights suplex.
The chants for Ned_Flanders are deafening.
Chief counts: 3.
Ned_Flanders gets back into the ring.
Pirate TJASTA climbs back into the ring.
Ned_Flanders executes a monkey flip against Pirate TJASTA.
Ned_Flanders nails Pirate TJASTA with a flying cross body press.
Chief counts: One, two, kickout.
Ned_Flanders hits an elbowdrop on Pirate TJASTA.
Ned_Flanders whips Pirate TJASTA into the ropes.
Pirate TJASTA tries a rolling elbowsmash, but Ned_Flanders ducks out of the way.
Ned_Flanders goes for a jumping clothesline, but Pirate TJASTA ducks out of the way.
Pirate TJASTA hits a leaping swinging DDT on Ned_Flanders.
Pirate TJASTA is being booed like there is no tomorrow.
Pirate TJASTA whips Ned_Flanders into the ropes, but Ned_Flanders reverses it.
Pirate TJASTA hits Ned_Flanders with a kick.
Pirate TJASTA goes for a basement dropkick, but Ned_Flanders moves out of the way.
Ned_Flanders runs into the ropes.
Pirate TJASTA hits Ned_Flanders with a shoulderblock.
Pirate TJASTA performs a side kick to the midsection against Ned_Flanders.
Pirate TJASTA performs a knee strike against Ned_Flanders.
Pirate TJASTA executes a leaping swinging DDT against Ned_Flanders.
Pirate TJASTA is eliciting a sizable round of boos.
Pirate TJASTA executes the Captain's Hook on Ned_Flanders.
Ned_Flanders tries to fight the pain.
Ned_Flanders submits after 5 seconds.

The winner is Pirate TJASTA. Time of match: 0:07:17
Sim Rating: *


Avast ye! Pirate TJASTA'll be t' talk o' t' tavern t'night!

 

[PhenomenalV1]

Fifthly:

serial_thrilla defends the SFAEW World Heavyweight Championship against No. 1 contender Elton Johns Wig!​

 

[PhenomenalV1]

They lock up.
Elton John's Wig whips serial_thrilla into the ropes.
serial_thrilla misses with a kick.
serial_thrilla misses with a kick.
Elton John's Wig misses with a shoulderblock.
Elton John's Wig uses a spinning leg lariat on serial_thrilla.
Elton John's Wig uses a jumping neck snap on serial_thrilla.
Elton John's Wig whips serial_thrilla into the ropes, but serial_thrilla reverses it.
Elton John's Wig performs a spinning headscissors against serial_thrilla.
Elton John's Wig works the crowd.
The chants for Elton John's Wig are deafening.
Elton John's Wig runs into the ropes.
serial_thrilla misses with a clothesline.
serial_thrilla misses with a clothesline.
Elton John's Wig hits a spinning headscissors on serial_thrilla.
Elton John's Wig whips serial_thrilla into the ropes, but serial_thrilla reverses it.
serial_thrilla misses with a clothesline.
serial_thrilla hits Elton John's Wig with a backdrop.
serial_thrilla hits a DDT on Elton John's Wig.
serial_thrilla is going for the cover.
Richard Head counts: One, two, shoulder up.
serial_thrilla works the crowd.
The chants for serial_thrilla are deafening.
serial_thrilla executes a toss suplex against Elton John's Wig.
serial_thrilla uses a springboard roundhouse kick on Elton John's Wig.
serial_thrilla hits a hiptoss on Elton John's Wig.
serial_thrilla runs into the ropes.
Elton John's Wig performs a backbreaker against serial_thrilla.
The crowd erupts.
Elton John's Wig performs a Frankensteiner against serial_thrilla.
Elton John's Wig performs an electric chair facebuster against serial_thrilla.
Richard Head counts: One, two, kickout.
Elton John's Wig goes for an inverted DDT, but serial_thrilla throws him off.
serial_thrilla runs into the ropes.
Elton John's Wig hits serial_thrilla with an elbow.
Elton John's Wig covers serial_thrilla.
Richard Head counts: One, two, kickout.
Elton John's Wig works the crowd.
The crowd is giving Elton John's Wig a standing ovation.
Elton John's Wig gets a scorpion deathlock on serial_thrilla.
serial_thrilla is struggling to reach the ropes.
serial_thrilla makes it to the ropes after 5 seconds.
Elton John's Wig takes serial_thrilla down with a fisherman suplex.
Richard Head counts: One, two, kickout.
Elton John's Wig gets an arm triangle on serial_thrilla.
serial_thrilla gets ahold of the ropes after 9 seconds.
Elton John's Wig runs into the ropes.
Elton John's Wig hits serial_thrilla with an elbow.
Elton John's Wig runs into the ropes.
Elton John's Wig tries a swinging neckbreaker, but serial_thrilla counters it with a side suplex.
The crowd is behind serial_thrilla all the way.
serial_thrilla attempts to place Elton John's Wig on the turnbuckle, but Elton John's Wig blocks it.
serial_thrilla uses a springboard roundhouse kick on Elton John's Wig.
serial_thrilla goes for a flying dropkick, but Elton John's Wig counters it with an intercept dropkick.
Elton John's Wig goes for a German suplex, but serial_thrilla blocks it.
serial_thrilla goes for a double leg slam, but Elton John's Wig counters it with a sunset flip.
Richard Head counts: One, two, kickout.
Elton John's Wig whips serial_thrilla into the ropes.
serial_thrilla hits Elton John's Wig with a shoulderblock.
serial_thrilla attempts a springboard roundhouse kick, but Elton John's Wig ducks out of the way.
Elton John's Wig uses a flapjack on serial_thrilla.
Elton John's Wig works the crowd.
The crowd is giving Elton John's Wig a standing ovation.
Elton John's Wig executes a jumping DDT against serial_thrilla.
Elton John's Wig hits a dropkick on serial_thrilla.
Elton John's Wig whips serial_thrilla into the ropes, but serial_thrilla reverses it.
serial_thrilla nails Elton John's Wig with a powerslam.
Richard Head counts: One, two, kickout.
serial_thrilla uses a moonsault bodyblock on Elton John's Wig.
Richard Head counts: One, two, kickout.
serial_thrilla goes for a moonsault bodyblock, but Elton John's Wig counters it with an intercept superkick.
Elton John's Wig whips serial_thrilla into the ropes.
serial_thrilla hits Elton John's Wig with a shoulderblock.
serial_thrilla runs into the ropes.
Elton John's Wig hits serial_thrilla with a kick.
Elton John's Wig tries an electric chair facebuster, but serial_thrilla counters it with a Victory Roll.
Richard Head counts: One, two, kickout.
serial_thrilla nails Elton John's Wig with a springboard roundhouse kick.
The crowd is behind serial_thrilla all the way.
serial_thrilla is going for the cover.
Richard Head counts: One, two, shoulder up.
serial_thrilla tries a drop-down uppercut, but Elton John's Wig ducks out of the way.
Elton John's Wig throws serial_thrilla out of the ring.
serial_thrilla hangs on to the top rope for dear life.
Elton John's Wig sees it and breaks serial_thrilla's grip.
Elton John's Wig goes for a tope con hilo, but serial_thrilla moves out of the way.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
serial_thrilla shoves Elton John's Wig into the guardrail.
Richard Head counts: 1.
serial_thrilla shoves Elton John's Wig into the guardrail.
serial_thrilla throws Elton John's Wig back into the ring.
serial_thrilla attempts an armdrag takedown, but Elton John's Wig blocks it.
Elton John's Wig hits serial_thrilla.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Elton John's Wig.
Elton John's Wig kicks serial_thrilla.
Elton John's Wig performs a Russian legsweep against serial_thrilla.
Elton John's Wig uses an inverted DDT on serial_thrilla.
Elton John's Wig performs a dropkick against serial_thrilla.
Elton John's Wig takes serial_thrilla down with a Northern Lights suplex.
Richard Head counts: One, two, kickout.
Elton John's Wig nails serial_thrilla with a front-layout suplex.
Elton John's Wig works the crowd.
Elton John's Wig performs an electric chair facebuster against serial_thrilla.
Richard Head counts: One, two, kickout.
Elton John's Wig uses a German suplex on serial_thrilla.
Richard Head counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.
Elton John's Wig uses a chop on serial_thrilla.
Elton John's Wig attempts a dropkick, but serial_thrilla steps out of the way.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for serial_thrilla.
serial_thrilla nails Elton John's Wig with a springboard dropkick.
serial_thrilla performs a DDT against Elton John's Wig.
serial_thrilla performs a toss suplex against Elton John's Wig.
serial_thrilla sends Elton John's Wig into the turnbuckle.
serial_thrilla runs shoulder-first into the corner, but Elton John's Wig moves out of the way.
Elton John's Wig attempts a swinging DDT, but serial_thrilla blocks it.
serial_thrilla attempts a double leg slam, but Elton John's Wig counters it with a sunset flip.
Richard Head counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Elton John's Wig performs a back suplex against serial_thrilla.
Elton John's Wig works the crowd.
The crowd is giving Elton John's Wig a standing ovation.
Elton John's Wig attempts a vertical suplex, but serial_thrilla slides down his back.
serial_thrilla hits a superkick on Elton John's Wig.
serial_thrilla runs into the ropes.
Elton John's Wig tries an enzuigiri, but serial_thrilla steps out of the way.
serial_thrilla hits a Flatliner on Elton John's Wig.
The crowd is giving serial_thrilla a standing ovation.
serial_thrilla runs into the ropes.
serial_thrilla misses with a shoulderblock.
serial_thrilla hits Elton John's Wig with a kick.
serial_thrilla tries a drop-down uppercut, but Elton John's Wig ducks out of the way.
Elton John's Wig goes for a flapjack, but serial_thrilla counters it with a Thesz press.
Richard Head counts: One, two, kickout.
serial_thrilla works the crowd.
The crowd is giving serial_thrilla a standing ovation.
serial_thrilla goes for a springboard cutter, but Elton John's Wig blocks it.
Elton John's Wig attempts to place serial_thrilla on the turnbuckle, but serial_thrilla blocks it.
Elton John's Wig executes a powerslam against serial_thrilla.
Richard Head counts: One, two, kickout.
Elton John's Wig performs a swinging neckbreaker against serial_thrilla.
The crowd erupts.
Elton John's Wig is going for the pin.
Richard Head counts: One, two, in the ropes...
Elton John's Wig runs into the ropes.
Elton John's Wig executes the Spear on serial_thrilla.
Elton John's Wig goes for the pin.
Richard Head counts: One, two, shoulder up.

 

[PhenomenalV1]

Elton John's Wig performs a half nelson bulldog against serial_thrilla.
Elton John's Wig places serial_thrilla on the turnbuckle.
Elton John's Wig uses a superplex on serial_thrilla.
Elton John's Wig runs into the ropes.
serial_thrilla hits a side slam on Elton John's Wig.
serial_thrilla executes an open-handed chop against Elton John's Wig.
serial_thrilla attempts to place Elton John's Wig on the turnbuckle, but Elton John's Wig blocks it.
serial_thrilla tries a flying dropkick, but Elton John's Wig steps out of the way.
The crowd erupts.
Elton John's Wig performs a back suplex against serial_thrilla.
Elton John's Wig hits a forearm to the back on serial_thrilla.
Elton John's Wig performs a kick to the head against serial_thrilla.
Elton John's Wig nails serial_thrilla with a jumping DDT.
Elton John's Wig performs a sleeper slam against serial_thrilla.
Elton John's Wig attempts a half nelson bulldog, but serial_thrilla counters it with an elbowsmash.
serial_thrilla executes an inverted atomic drop against Elton John's Wig.
serial_thrilla uses a bodyslam on Elton John's Wig.
serial_thrilla uses a vertical suplex on Elton John's Wig.
serial_thrilla kicks Elton John's Wig.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for serial_thrilla.
serial_thrilla chops Elton John's Wig.
Elton John's Wig chops serial_thrilla.
Elton John's Wig hits serial_thrilla.
Elton John's Wig takes serial_thrilla down with a release German suplex.
Elton John's Wig locks serial_thrilla in a cross-face submission.
serial_thrilla is inching his way towards the ropes.
Elton John's Wig lets go after 13 seconds.
Elton John's Wig nails serial_thrilla with a flying cross body press.
Richard Head counts: One, two, in the ropes...
Elton John's Wig uses a flapjack on serial_thrilla.
Elton John's Wig goes for a hiptoss, but serial_thrilla counters it with a facerake.
serial_thrilla nails Elton John's Wig with a springboard dropkick.
serial_thrilla runs into the ropes.
serial_thrilla hits Elton John's Wig with a clothesline.
serial_thrilla works the crowd.
The crowd erupts.
serial_thrilla performs a dropkick against Elton John's Wig.
serial_thrilla tries a reverse figure-four leglock, but Elton John's Wig
counters it with a small package.
Richard Head counts: One, two, in the ropes...
Elton John's Wig runs into the ropes.
Elton John's Wig executes a spinning headscissors against serial_thrilla.
Elton John's Wig catches serial_thrilla in an inverted scorpion deathlock.
serial_thrilla is struggling to reach the ropes.
serial_thrilla manages to grab the ropes after being trapped for 11 seconds.
Elton John's Wig whips serial_thrilla into the ropes.
Elton John's Wig hits serial_thrilla with a kick.
Elton John's Wig runs into the ropes.
Elton John's Wig executes the Spear on serial_thrilla.
Elton John's Wig goes for the pin.
Richard Head counts: One, two, in the ropes...
Elton John's Wig sets up serial_thrilla on the turnbuckle.
Elton John's Wig nails serial_thrilla with a top-rope Frankensteiner.
Richard Head counts: One, two, in the ropes...
Elton John's Wig whips serial_thrilla into the ropes, but serial_thrilla reverses it.
serial_thrilla misses with an elbow.
serial_thrilla executes a dropkick against Elton John's Wig.
serial_thrilla tries a springboard cutter, but Elton John's Wig counters it with a backslide.
Richard Head counts: One, two, kickout.
Elton John's Wig hits a kick to the head on serial_thrilla.
Elton John's Wig whips serial_thrilla into the turnbuckle.
Elton John's Wig runs shoulder-first into the corner, but serial_thrilla moves out of the way.
serial_thrilla nails Elton John's Wig with a Flatliner.
serial_thrilla tries a moonsault bodyblock, but Elton John's Wig
counters it with an intercept superkick.
The crowd is giving Elton John's Wig a standing ovation.
Elton John's Wig uses a flapjack on serial_thrilla.
Elton John's Wig tries a scorpion deathlock, but serial_thrilla kicks him off.
serial_thrilla executes a toss suplex against Elton John's Wig.
serial_thrilla executes the Take My Money on Elton John's Wig.
The crowd is giving serial_thrilla a standing ovation.
serial_thrilla goes for the pin.
Richard Head counts: One, kickout.
serial_thrilla throws Elton John's Wig out of the ring.
serial_thrilla jumps onto him with a tope.
serial_thrilla gets back into the ring.
Elton John's Wig climbs back into the ring.
serial_thrilla chops Elton John's Wig.
Elton John's Wig kicks serial_thrilla.
serial_thrilla punches Elton John's Wig.
Elton John's Wig hits serial_thrilla.
Elton John's Wig punches serial_thrilla.
Elton John's Wig tries a dropkick, but serial_thrilla steps out of the way.
The crowd is giving serial_thrilla a standing ovation.
serial_thrilla places Elton John's Wig on the turnbuckle.
serial_thrilla uses a superplex on Elton John's Wig.
serial_thrilla punches Elton John's Wig.
serial_thrilla punches Elton John's Wig.
Elton John's Wig punches serial_thrilla.
serial_thrilla chops Elton John's Wig.
The crowd is giving serial_thrilla a standing ovation.
serial_thrilla punches Elton John's Wig.
Elton John's Wig hits serial_thrilla.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
Elton John's Wig uses a bulldog on serial_thrilla.
Elton John's Wig is going for the pin.
Richard Head counts: One, two, kickout.
Elton John's Wig runs into the ropes.
Elton John's Wig hits serial_thrilla with a kick.
Elton John's Wig tries an armdrag takedown, but serial_thrilla counters it with a spinning headscissors.
serial_thrilla nails Elton John's Wig with a springboard roundhouse kick.
The crowd erupts.
serial_thrilla sets up Elton John's Wig on the turnbuckle.
serial_thrilla launches Elton John's Wig across the ring with a superplex.
serial_thrilla attempts to place Elton John's Wig on the turnbuckle, but
Elton John's Wig blocks it.
serial_thrilla uses an elbowsmash on Elton John's Wig.
serial_thrilla tries an armdrag takedown, but Elton John's Wig counters it with a lariat.
Elton John's Wig attempts an inverted DDT, but serial_thrilla throws him off.
serial_thrilla chops Elton John's Wig.
Elton John's Wig punches serial_thrilla.
The crowd is giving Elton John's Wig a standing ovation.
serial_thrilla punches Elton John's Wig.
serial_thrilla uses a drop-down uppercut on Elton John's Wig.
serial_thrilla attempts to place Elton John's Wig on the turnbuckle, but Elton John's Wig blocks it.
serial_thrilla hits a dropkick on Elton John's Wig.
serial_thrilla performs a superkick against Elton John's Wig.
serial_thrilla whips Elton John's Wig into the turnbuckle.
serial_thrilla charges into the corner.
serial_thrilla whips Elton John's Wig into the ropes, but Elton John's Wig reverses it.
Elton John's Wig hits an enzuigiri on serial_thrilla.
Elton John's Wig runs into the ropes.
Elton John's Wig executes the Spear on serial_thrilla.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Elton John's Wig.
Elton John's Wig goes for the pin.
Richard Head counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.

 

[PhenomenalV1]

Elton John's Wig throws Richard Head out of the ring.
Richard Head is out cold.
Elton John's Wig attempts a backbreaker, but serial_thrilla blocks it.
Richard Head crawls back into the ring.
Richard Head shakes off the pain.
serial_thrilla executes a Muscle Buster against Elton John's Wig.
The crowd is behind serial_thrilla all the way.
serial_thrilla hits a Muscle Buster on Elton John's Wig.
serial_thrilla goes for a double leg slam, but Elton John's Wig counters it with a sunset flip.
Richard Head counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Elton John's Wig executes a forearm to the back against serial_thrilla.
Elton John's Wig tries a dropkick, but serial_thrilla steps out of the way.
serial_thrilla attempts a draping DDT, but Elton John's Wig throws him off.
Elton John's Wig attempts a dropkick, but serial_thrilla steps out of the way.
serial_thrilla executes the Take My Money on Elton John's Wig.
serial_thrilla goes for the pin.
Richard Head counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.
serial_thrilla throws Richard Head into the ringpost.
Richard Head is out cold.
serial_thrilla attempts a toss suplex, but Elton John's Wig counters it with a small package.
There is no referee to count.
Richard Head slowly regains consciousness.
Richard Head counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.
Elton John's Wig runs into the ropes.
Elton John's Wig misses with a kick.
Elton John's Wig performs a spinning headscissors against serial_thrilla.
Elton John's Wig hits a back suplex on serial_thrilla.
Elton John's Wig uses a powerslam on serial_thrilla.
Richard Head counts: One, two, in the ropes...
Elton John's Wig runs into the ropes.
serial_thrilla misses with a kick.
serial_thrilla executes a dropkick against Elton John's Wig.
serial_thrilla attempts a double leg slam, but Elton John's Wig counters it with a sunset flip.
Richard Head counts: One, two, kickout.
Elton John's Wig kicks serial_thrilla.
serial_thrilla punches Elton John's Wig.
The chants for serial_thrilla are deafening.
serial_thrilla chops Elton John's Wig.
serial_thrilla goes for a Flatliner, but Elton John's Wig blocks it.
Elton John's Wig nails serial_thrilla with an enzuigiri.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
Elton John's Wig tries a half nelson bulldog, but serial_thrilla counters it with an elbowsmash.
serial_thrilla uses a dropkick on Elton John's Wig.
serial_thrilla whips Elton John's Wig into the ropes.
Elton John's Wig misses with a kick.
Elton John's Wig and serial_thrilla get hit with a double clothesline.
Elton John's Wig attempts to place serial_thrilla on the turnbuckle, but serial_thrilla blocks it.
Elton John's Wig takes serial_thrilla down with a bodyslam.
Elton John's Wig runs into the ropes.
serial_thrilla misses with an elbow.
serial_thrilla misses with a clothesline.
serial_thrilla takes Elton John's Wig down with an armdrag takedown.
serial_thrilla attempts to place Elton John's Wig on the turnbuckle, but Elton John's Wig blocks it.
serial_thrilla runs into the ropes.
Elton John's Wig hits serial_thrilla with a clothesline.
Elton John's Wig covers serial_thrilla.
Richard Head counts: One, two, in the ropes...
Elton John's Wig performs a Frankensteiner against serial_thrilla.
Elton John's Wig executes a bulldog against serial_thrilla.
Elton John's Wig covers serial_thrilla.
Richard Head counts: One, two, kickout.
Elton John's Wig runs into the ropes.
Elton John's Wig executes the Spear on serial_thrilla.
Elton John's Wig goes for the pin.
Richard Head counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Elton John's Wig performs a dropkick against serial_thrilla.
Elton John's Wig works the crowd.
The crowd erupts.
Elton John's Wig whips serial_thrilla into the ropes, but serial_thrilla reverses it.
Elton John's Wig uses a spinning headscissors on serial_thrilla.
Elton John's Wig attempts a Frankensteiner, but serial_thrilla counters it with a power bomb.
Richard Head counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for serial_thrilla.
serial_thrilla executes the Take My Money on Elton John's Wig.
serial_thrilla goes for the pin.
Richard Head counts: One, two, three.
Elton John's Wig complains about a fast count.

The winner is serial_thrilla. Time of match: 0:23:09
Sim Rating: **** 3/4


Thrilla proves he's not just a storyline stopgap with an appropriately thrilling match! Who's next for the champion?

 

[PhenomenalV1]

And finally, in your main event of the evening:

Loonerty gets a shot at revenge against The Half Back!

Whoever loses must leave SFAEW indefinitely!

And for the kicker, it's SFAEW's first ever Hell in a Cell match!​

 

[PhenomenalV1]

Loonerty attacks The Half Back before the bell.
Loonerty executes an earringer against The Half Back.
PhenomenalV1 comes to ringside before the Cell is fully lowered.
Loonerty whips The Half Back into the ropes.
Loonerty hits The Half Back with a kick.
Loonerty nails The Half Back with a German suplex.
Blacky counts: One, kickout.
Loonerty executes a monkey flip against The Half Back.
Loonerty runs into the ropes.
PhenomenalV1 hits Loonerty in the back with a chair.
The Half Back goes for the Legendary Lariat, but Loonerty counters it with a duck-down move.
The crowd is behind Loonerty all the way.
Loonerty attempts a headbutt, but The Half Back blocks it.
The Half Back hits a cradle Tombstone on Loonerty.
Blacky counts: One, two, kickout.
The Half Back attempts an earringer, but Loonerty blocks it.
Loonerty goes for a sleeperhold, but The Half Back counters it with a jawbreaker.
The Half Back hits a chop on Loonerty.
The Half Back goes for a superkick, but Loonerty ducks out of the way.
Loonerty throws The Half Back into the turnbuckle.
Loonerty runs shoulder-first into the corner, but The Half Back lifts his knee.
The Half Back hits a kneelift on Loonerty.
The Half Back goes for a German suplex, but Loonerty counters it with an elbowsmash.
Loonerty takes The Half Back down with a snap suplex.
Loonerty runs into the ropes.
Loonerty misses with a clothesline.
Loonerty hits The Half Back with a shoulderblock.
Loonerty nails The Half Back with a bulldog.
The chants for Loonerty are deafening.
Loonerty executes a DDT against The Half Back.
Loonerty uses a monkey flip on The Half Back.
PhenomenalV1 throws The Half Back the ring bell.
The Half Back tries to use it, but Loonerty blocks the blow and takes it away from him.
Loonerty hits The Half Back with it and goes for the pin.
Blacky counts: One, kickout.
Loonerty attempts a dropkick, but The Half Back steps out of the way.
The Half Back executes a bodyslam against Loonerty.
The Half Back works the crowd.
The crowd is behind The Half Back all the way.
The Half Back nails Loonerty with the Sunset Driver.
Blacky counts: One, two, kickout.
The Half Back places Loonerty on the turnbuckle.
The Half Back nails Loonerty with a top-rope swinging neckbreaker.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for The Half Back.
The Half Back executes a chop against Loonerty.
The Half Back chops Loonerty.
The Half Back chops Loonerty.
Loonerty punches The Half Back.
The crowd is behind Loonerty all the way.
Loonerty hits The Half Back.
Loonerty whips The Half Back into the ropes.
Loonerty hits The Half Back with a shoulderblock.
Loonerty uses a dropkick on The Half Back.
Loonerty takes The Half Back down with a bodyslam.
Loonerty runs into the ropes.
Loonerty goes for a flying clothesline, but The Half Back steps out of the way.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for The Half Back.
The Half Back works the crowd.
The Half Back attempts to place Loonerty on the turnbuckle, but Loonerty blocks it.
The Half Back executes a Discus lariat against Loonerty.
The Half Back hits a kneelift on Loonerty.
The Half Back sets up Loonerty on the turnbuckle.
The Half Back hits a block buster suplex off the top rope on Loonerty.
Blacky counts: One, two, shoulder up.
The Half Back hits a vertical suplex on Loonerty.
The Half Back places Loonerty on the turnbuckle.
The Half Back nails Loonerty with a block buster suplex off the top rope.
Blacky counts: One, two, kickout.
The Half Back tries a piledriver, but Loonerty counters it with a backdrop.
Loonerty tries a facerake, but The Half Back blocks it.
The Half Back hits a fireman's carry backbreaker on Loonerty.
Blacky counts: One, two, kickout.
The Half Back kicks Loonerty.
The crowd is giving The Half Back a standing ovation.
The Half Back hits Loonerty.
Loonerty chops The Half Back.
Loonerty throws The Half Back to the outside.
Loonerty exits the ring.
Loonerty whips The Half Back into the Cell Walls.
Loonerty rolls The Half Back back into the ring.
Loonerty sets up The Half Back on the turnbuckle.
Loonerty uses a superplex on The Half Back.
The chants for Loonerty are deafening.
Loonerty kicks The Half Back.
Loonerty kicks The Half Back.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Loonerty.
The Half Back chops Loonerty.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for The Half Back.
Loonerty chops The Half Back.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
Loonerty chops The Half Back.
Loonerty chops The Half Back.
Loonerty uses an atomic drop on The Half Back.
Loonerty performs a bodyslam against The Half Back.
Loonerty tries a Russian legsweep, but The Half Back counters it with an elbowsmash.
The Half Back uses a chop on Loonerty.
The Half Back hits a rolling elbowsmash on Loonerty.
The Half Back executes the Legendary Lariat on Loonerty.
Blacky counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
The Half Back attempts a German suplex, but Loonerty counters it with a go-behind.
Loonerty performs an atomic drop against The Half Back.
Loonerty places The Half Back on the turnbuckle.
Loonerty launches The Half Back across the ring with a superplex.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
Loonerty tries a sleeperhold, but The Half Back blocks it.
The Half Back executes a kick to the head against Loonerty.
The Half Back hits a kneelift on Loonerty.
The Half Back punches Loonerty.
The chants for The Half Back are deafening.
Loonerty chops The Half Back.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Loonerty.
The Half Back chops Loonerty.
The crowd is behind The Half Back all the way.
The Half Back kicks Loonerty.
The Half Back kicks Loonerty.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for The Half Back.
Loonerty hits The Half Back.
The crowd is giving Loonerty a standing ovation.
Loonerty kicks The Half Back.
Loonerty throws The Half Back out of the ring.
Loonerty goes through the ropes.
Loonerty throws The Half Back into the ringpost.
Loonerty whips The Half Back into the guardrail.
Loonerty throws The Half Back into the guardrail.
Loonerty hits a backbreaker on The Half Back.
Loonerty runs The Half Back into the ringsteps.
Loonerty performs an atomic drop against The Half Back.
Loonerty shoves The Half Back into the guardrail.
Loonerty uses a back suplex on The Half Back.
Loonerty executes a bodyslam against The Half Back.
Loonerty goes for a bulldog, but The Half Back counters it with a back suplex.
The Half Back tries the Sunset Driver, but Loonerty counters it with an elbowsmash.
Loonerty throws The Half Back into the guardrail.
Loonerty attempts a vertical suplex, but The Half Back slides down his back.
The Half Back tries an earringer, but Loonerty blocks it.
Loonerty knocks The Half Back into the ringpost.
Loonerty climbs back into the ring.
The Half Back follows him back in.
Loonerty runs into the ropes.
Loonerty hits The Half Back with a clothesline.
Loonerty executes the Sharp-Looner on The Half Back.
Blacky tells The Half Back to respond or he'll stop the fight.
The Half Back nods.
Blacky checks The Half Back's arm.
He lifts it... it falls.
He lifts it... it falls.
He lifts it... it stays up!
The Half Back fights his way out of the hold after 17 seconds.
The Half Back executes the Legendary Lariat on Loonerty.
Blacky counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.
The Half Back punches Loonerty.
The crowd is giving The Half Back a standing ovation.
The Half Back hits Loonerty.
The Half Back performs a chop against Loonerty.
The Half Back runs into the ropes.
Loonerty executes a facerake against The Half Back.
The Half Back springs to his feet.
The Half Back hits a rolling elbowsmash on Loonerty.
The crowd is giving The Half Back a standing ovation.
The Half Back nails Loonerty with the Sunset Driver.
Blacky counts: One, two, shoulder up.
The Half Back hits Blacky with a cradle Tombstone.
Blacky is out cold.
Blacky is sporting a dazed look but is back on the job.
The Half Back performs a bodyslam against Loonerty.
The Half Back takes Loonerty down with a bodyslam.
The Half Back uses a fireman's carry backbreaker on Loonerty.
Blacky counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
The Half Back attempts a spinebuster slam, but Loonerty counters it with a small package.
Blacky counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Loonerty runs into the ropes.
Loonerty hits The Half Back with a kick.
Loonerty goes for a flying clothesline, but The Half Back counters it with an intercept superkick.
The Half Back hits a rolling elbowsmash on Loonerty.
The Half Back uses a piledriver on Loonerty.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for The Half Back.
The Half Back runs into the ropes.
The Half Back hits Loonerty with an elbow.
The Half Back is going for the cover.
Blacky counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
The Half Back executes a bodyslam against Loonerty.
The Half Back attempts to place Loonerty on the turnbuckle, but Loonerty blocks it.
The Half Back goes for a Saito suplex, but Loonerty counters it with a go-behind.
In turn, The Half Back counters it with a backward kick.
The Half Back performs a snap mare against Loonerty.
The Half Back takes Loonerty down with a German suplex.
Blacky counts: One, shoulder up.
The Half Back knocks down Blacky.
Blacky is out cold.
Blacky shakes off the pain.
The Half Back attempts a Saito suplex, but Loonerty counters it with an elbowsmash.
Loonerty hits a flying clothesline on The Half Back.
The crowd is giving Loonerty a standing ovation.
Loonerty takes The Half Back down with a DDT.
Loonerty takes The Half Back down with a back suplex.
Loonerty performs a back suplex against The Half Back.
Loonerty whips The Half Back into the ropes.
The Half Back tries a rolling elbowsmash, but Loonerty blocks it.
Loonerty runs into the ropes.
Loonerty nails The Half Back with a flying clothesline.
The crowd is giving Loonerty a standing ovation.
Loonerty performs a bodyslam against The Half Back.
Loonerty executes the Sharp-Looner on The Half Back.
The Half Back is valiantly trying to break the hold.
The Half Back tries to fight the pain.
The Half Back is valiantly trying to break the hold.
The Half Back tries to escape the hold.
The Half Back is writhing in pain.
Blacky asks The Half Back if he's had enough.
The Half Back shakes his head.
Blacky asks The Half Back if he's had enough.
The Half Back shakes his head.
Blacky tells The Half Back to respond or he'll stop the fight.
The Half Back nods.
Blacky asks The Half Back if he's had enough.
The Half Back shakes his head.
The Half Back tries to fight the pain.
The Half Back is writhing in pain.
Blacky asks The Half Back if he's had enough.
The Half Back shakes his head.
The Half Back is barely hanging in there.
Blacky checks The Half Back's arm.
He lifts it... it falls.
He lifts it... it falls.
He lifts it... it stays up!
The Half Back fights his way out of the hold after 47 seconds.
The Half Back executes the Legendary Lariat on Loonerty.
Blacky counts: One, two, shoulder up.

 

[PhenomenalV1]

The Half Back sends Loonerty into the turnbuckle.
The Half Back charges in with a dropkick, but Loonerty moves out of the way.
Loonerty attempts a Victory Roll, but The Half Back blocks it.
The Half Back goes for a vertical suplex, but Loonerty reverses it.
Loonerty goes for a sleeperhold, but The Half Back counters it with a jawbreaker.
The Half Back hits a superkick on Loonerty.
The Half Back throws Loonerty into the Cell Walls.
The Half Back goes through the ropes.
The Half Back executes a snap mare against Loonerty.
The Half Back gets back into the ring.
Loonerty follows him back in.
The Half Back is going for the pin.
Blacky counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.
The Half Back executes an earringer against Loonerty.
The Half Back uses a power bomb on Loonerty.
Blacky counts: One, two, in the ropes...
The Half Back uses a Discus lariat on Loonerty.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
The Half Back tries an earringer, but Loonerty counters it with a backdrop.
Loonerty covers The Half Back.
Blacky counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Loonerty gets an armbar submission on The Half Back.
The Half Back manages to grab the ropes after 5 seconds.
Loonerty whips The Half Back into the ropes.
Loonerty uses a backbreaker on The Half Back.
Loonerty runs into the ropes.
Loonerty misses with a kick.
The Half Back misses with a clothesline.
Loonerty tries a flying clothesline, but The Half Back counters it with an intercept superkick.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for The Half Back.
The Half Back executes a cradle Tombstone against Loonerty.
Blacky counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
The Half Back whips Loonerty into the ropes.
The Half Back hits a chop on Loonerty.
The Half Back attempts a power bomb, but Loonerty blocks it.
Loonerty runs into the ropes.
Loonerty misses with a kick.
The Half Back hits Loonerty with a kick.
The Half Back nails Loonerty with a cradle Tombstone.
Blacky counts: One, two, kickout.
The Half Back executes a German suplex against Loonerty.
Blacky counts: One, two, in the ropes...
The Half Back executes a kneelift against Loonerty.
The Half Back tries a fallaway slam, but Loonerty counters it with a forearm smash.
Loonerty uses a dropkick on The Half Back.
Loonerty attempts a snap suplex, but The Half Back slides down his back.
The Half Back goes for a lariat, but Loonerty counters it with a crucifix.
Blacky counts: One, two, kickout.
Loonerty executes a flying clothesline against The Half Back.
The crowd is giving Loonerty a standing ovation.
Loonerty executes the Sharp-Looner on The Half Back.
The Half Back is valiantly trying to break the hold.
The Half Back grabs the ropes after being locked up for 6 seconds.
Loonerty performs a backbreaker against The Half Back.
The Half Back springs to his feet.
The Half Back performs a rolling elbowsmash against Loonerty.
The Half Back executes the Legendary Lariat on Loonerty.
Blacky counts: One, two, kickout.
The Half Back throws Blacky into the Cell Walls.
Blacky is out cold.
The Half Back performs a chop against Loonerty.
Blacky crawls back into the ring.
Blacky is sporting a dazed look but is back on the job.
The Half Back executes a snap mare against Loonerty.
The Half Back whips Loonerty into the ropes.
The Half Back hits Loonerty with a backdrop.
The Half Back uses a kneelift on Loonerty.
The Half Back hits a Saito suplex on Loonerty.
The chants for The Half Back are deafening.
The Half Back hits a vertical suplex on Loonerty.
The Half Back runs into the ropes.
Loonerty performs a bodyslam against The Half Back.
Loonerty executes a facerake against The Half Back.
Loonerty runs into the ropes.
The Half Back takes Loonerty down with a bodyslam.
The Half Back goes for a Discus lariat, but Loonerty blocks it.
Loonerty goes for an armbar submission, but The Half Back blocks it.
The Half Back executes a bodyslam against Loonerty.
The Half Back tries an earringer, but Loonerty blocks it.
Loonerty goes for a flying clothesline, but The Half Back counters it with
an intercept superkick.
The crowd is behind The Half Back all the way.
The Half Back performs a superkick against Loonerty.
The Half Back throws Loonerty into the turnbuckle.
The Half Back runs shoulder-first into the corner, but Loonerty moves out of the way.
Loonerty attempts a backbreaker, but The Half Back blocks it.
The Half Back tries a vertical suplex, but Loonerty reverses it.
Loonerty goes for a dropkick, but The Half Back steps out of the way.
The chants for The Half Back are deafening.
The Half Back hits a Saito suplex on Loonerty.
The Half Back hits the Sunset Driver on Loonerty.
Blacky counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.
The Half Back works the crowd.
The Half Back runs into the ropes.
Loonerty executes an inverted atomic drop against The Half Back.
Loonerty whips The Half Back into the ropes.
The Half Back hits Loonerty with a shoulderblock.
The Half Back hits a rolling elbowsmash on Loonerty.
The crowd is behind The Half Back all the way.
The Half Back places Loonerty on the turnbuckle.
The Half Back executes a top-rope swinging neckbreaker against Loonerty.
The Half Back hits Loonerty.
The Half Back kicks Loonerty.
Loonerty punches The Half Back.
The crowd is giving Loonerty a standing ovation.
The Half Back hits Loonerty.
The crowd is behind The Half Back all the way.
The Half Back kicks Loonerty.
The Half Back goes for an earringer, but Loonerty counters it with a backdrop.
Loonerty executes the Sharp-Looner on The Half Back.
Blacky asks The Half Back if he's had enough.
The Half Back shakes his head.
The Half Back tries to fight the pain.
The Half Back tries to escape the hold.
The Half Back inches his way towards the ropes after being locked up for 30
seconds.
Loonerty rips the canvas and matting off a corner of the ring in frustration.

 

[serial_thrilla]

Elton John's Wig throws Richard Head out of the ring.
Richard Head is out cold.
Elton John's Wig attempts a backbreaker, but serial_thrilla blocks it.
Richard Head crawls back into the ring.
Richard Head shakes off the pain.
serial_thrilla executes a Muscle Buster against Elton John's Wig.
The crowd is behind serial_thrilla all the way.
serial_thrilla hits a Muscle Buster on Elton John's Wig.
serial_thrilla goes for a double leg slam, but Elton John's Wig counters it with a sunset flip.
Richard Head counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Elton John's Wig executes a forearm to the back against serial_thrilla.
Elton John's Wig tries a dropkick, but serial_thrilla steps out of the way.
serial_thrilla attempts a draping DDT, but Elton John's Wig throws him off.
Elton John's Wig attempts a dropkick, but serial_thrilla steps out of the way.
serial_thrilla executes the Take My Money on Elton John's Wig.
serial_thrilla goes for the pin.
Richard Head counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.
serial_thrilla throws Richard Head into the ringpost.
Richard Head is out cold.
serial_thrilla attempts a toss suplex, but Elton John's Wig counters it with a small package.
There is no referee to count.
Richard Head slowly regains consciousness.
Richard Head counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.
Elton John's Wig runs into the ropes.
Elton John's Wig misses with a kick.
Elton John's Wig performs a spinning headscissors against serial_thrilla.
Elton John's Wig hits a back suplex on serial_thrilla.
Elton John's Wig uses a powerslam on serial_thrilla.
Richard Head counts: One, two, in the ropes...
Elton John's Wig runs into the ropes.
serial_thrilla misses with a kick.
serial_thrilla executes a dropkick against Elton John's Wig.
serial_thrilla attempts a double leg slam, but Elton John's Wig counters it with a sunset flip.
Richard Head counts: One, two, kickout.
Elton John's Wig kicks serial_thrilla.
serial_thrilla punches Elton John's Wig.
The chants for serial_thrilla are deafening.
serial_thrilla chops Elton John's Wig.
serial_thrilla goes for a Flatliner, but Elton John's Wig blocks it.
Elton John's Wig nails serial_thrilla with an enzuigiri.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
Elton John's Wig tries a half nelson bulldog, but serial_thrilla counters it with an elbowsmash.
serial_thrilla uses a dropkick on Elton John's Wig.
serial_thrilla whips Elton John's Wig into the ropes.
Elton John's Wig misses with a kick.
Elton John's Wig and serial_thrilla get hit with a double clothesline.
Elton John's Wig attempts to place serial_thrilla on the turnbuckle, but serial_thrilla blocks it.
Elton John's Wig takes serial_thrilla down with a bodyslam.
Elton John's Wig runs into the ropes.
serial_thrilla misses with an elbow.
serial_thrilla misses with a clothesline.
serial_thrilla takes Elton John's Wig down with an armdrag takedown.
serial_thrilla attempts to place Elton John's Wig on the turnbuckle, but Elton John's Wig blocks it.
serial_thrilla runs into the ropes.
Elton John's Wig hits serial_thrilla with a clothesline.
Elton John's Wig covers serial_thrilla.
Richard Head counts: One, two, in the ropes...
Elton John's Wig performs a Frankensteiner against serial_thrilla.
Elton John's Wig executes a bulldog against serial_thrilla.
Elton John's Wig covers serial_thrilla.
Richard Head counts: One, two, kickout.
Elton John's Wig runs into the ropes.
Elton John's Wig executes the Spear on serial_thrilla.
Elton John's Wig goes for the pin.
Richard Head counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Elton John's Wig performs a dropkick against serial_thrilla.
Elton John's Wig works the crowd.
The crowd erupts.
Elton John's Wig whips serial_thrilla into the ropes, but serial_thrilla reverses it.
Elton John's Wig uses a spinning headscissors on serial_thrilla.
Elton John's Wig attempts a Frankensteiner, but serial_thrilla counters it with a power bomb.
Richard Head counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for serial_thrilla.
serial_thrilla executes the Take My Money on Elton John's Wig.
serial_thrilla goes for the pin.
Richard Head counts: One, two, three.
Elton John's Wig complains about a fast count.

The winner is serial_thrilla. Time of match: 0:23:09
Sim Rating: **** 3/4


Thrilla proves he's not just a storyline stopgap with an appropriately thrilling match! Who's next for the champion?

Piss off to the back of the line Elton Johns Wig!!

 

[serial_thrilla]

And relegated to the Club Room? Oof! The Sunday Night Heat of Sweet.

 

[PhenomenalV1]

Loonerty executes a single-leg takedown against The Half Back.
Loonerty runs into the ropes.
Loonerty hits The Half Back with a kick.
The Half Back springs to his feet.
The Half Back executes the Legendary Lariat on Loonerty.
Blacky counts: One, two, kickout.
The Half Back uses a rolling elbowsmash on Loonerty.
The Half Back runs into the ropes.
Loonerty takes The Half Back down with an armdrag takedown.
Loonerty runs into the ropes.
Loonerty nails The Half Back with a flying clothesline.
Loonerty performs a hiptoss against The Half Back.
Loonerty runs into the ropes.
The Half Back attempts a spinebuster slam, but Loonerty counters it with a small package.
Blacky counts: One, two, in the ropes...
Loonerty attempts to place The Half Back on the turnbuckle, but The Half Back blocks it.
Loonerty whips The Half Back into the ropes.
The Half Back hits a rolling elbowsmash on Loonerty.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for The Half Back.
The Half Back hits a snap mare on Loonerty.
The Half Back tries a piledriver, but Loonerty counters it with a slingshot into the turnbuckle.
Loonerty goes for a sleeperhold, but The Half Back counters it with a go-behind.
The Half Back uses a German suplex on Loonerty.
Both combatants' shoulders are on the mat.
Blacky counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.
The Half Back hits a spinebuster slam on Loonerty.
Blacky counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
The Half Back goes for a piledriver, but Loonerty blocks it.
Loonerty uses a bodyslam on The Half Back.
Loonerty runs into the ropes.
Loonerty goes for a flying clothesline, but The Half Back steps out of the way.
The Half Back nails Loonerty with the Sunset Driver.
Blacky counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.
The Half Back uses a rolling elbowsmash on Loonerty.
The crowd is behind The Half Back all the way.
The Half Back uses a power bomb on Loonerty.
Blacky counts: One, two, kickout.
The Half Back nails Loonerty with the Sunset Driver.
Blacky counts: One, two, kickout.
The Half Back performs a Discus lariat against Loonerty.
The Half Back goes for an earringer, but Loonerty counters it with a backdrop.
Loonerty executes the Sharp-Looner on The Half Back.
The Half Back tries to escape the hold.
The Half Back breaks the hold after 35 seconds.
The Half Back executes the Legendary Lariat on Loonerty.
Blacky counts: One, two, kickout.
The Half Back complains about a slow count.
The Half Back attempts to place Loonerty on the turnbuckle, but Loonerty blocks it.
The Half Back whips Loonerty into the turnbuckle.
The Half Back runs into the ropes.
Loonerty uses an inverted atomic drop on The Half Back.
Loonerty attempts a flying clothesline, but The Half Back steps out of the way.
The Half Back sends Loonerty into the turnbuckle.
The Half Back tries the Sunset Driver, but Loonerty counters it with an elbowsmash.
Loonerty hits The Half Back.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
The Half Back chops Loonerty.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for The Half Back.
The Half Back hits Loonerty.
The Half Back whips Loonerty into the turnbuckle.
The Half Back charges in with a dropkick, but Loonerty moves out of the way.
Loonerty tries a Russian legsweep, but The Half Back counters it with an elbowsmash.
The Half Back chops Loonerty.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for The Half Back.
The Half Back kicks Loonerty.
The Half Back hits Loonerty.
The Half Back uses a piledriver on Loonerty.
The Half Back runs into the ropes.
Loonerty goes for a sleeperhold, but The Half Back counters it with a jawbreaker.
The Half Back is going for the cover.
Blacky counts: One, two, kickout.
The Half Back goes for the Sunset Driver, but Loonerty counters it with a sunset flip.
Blacky counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Loonerty hits a Russian legsweep on The Half Back.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
Loonerty nails The Half Back with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle.
Blacky counts: One, kickout.
Loonerty shoves down Blacky.
Loonerty shoves down Blacky.
Loonerty shoves Blacky.
Loonerty shoves down Blacky.
Loonerty throws The Half Back out of the ring.
Loonerty goes outside.
Loonerty tries a bulldog, but The Half Back counters it with a back suplex.
The Half Back whips Loonerty into the guardrail.
The Half Back tries a spinebuster slam, but Loonerty counters it with a sunset flip.
Loonerty knocks The Half Back into the ringsteps.
Loonerty knocks The Half Back into the ringpost.
Loonerty throws The Half Back into the guardrail.
Loonerty reenters the ring.
The Half Back follows him back in.
Loonerty whips The Half Back into the ropes.
The Half Back tries a rolling elbowsmash, but Loonerty ducks out of the way.
Loonerty whips The Half Back into the ropes.
The Half Back performs a lariat against Loonerty.
The Half Back goes for a spinebuster slam, but Loonerty counters it with a swinging neckbreaker.
Loonerty covers The Half Back.
Blacky counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.
Loonerty executes the Sharp-Looner on The Half Back.
The Half Back is inching his way towards the ropes.
The Half Back reaches the ropes after holding out for 12 seconds.
Loonerty gets an armbar submission on The Half Back.
The Half Back grabs the ropes after 5 seconds.
Loonerty goes for a vertical suplex, but The Half Back slides down his back.
The Half Back performs a Saito suplex against Loonerty.
The Half Back executes the Legendary Lariat on Loonerty.
Blacky counts: One, two, shoulder up.
The Half Back uses a fallaway slam on Loonerty.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for The Half Back.
The Half Back sends Loonerty into the turnbuckle, but Loonerty reverses it.
Loonerty runs shoulder-first into the corner, but The Half Back lifts his knee.
The Half Back hits a rolling elbowsmash on Loonerty.
The Half Back performs an earringer against Loonerty.
The crowd erupts.
The Half Back goes for a spinebuster slam, but Loonerty counters it with
a swinging neckbreaker.
Loonerty hits a dropkick on The Half Back.
Loonerty is going for the cover.
Blacky counts: One, two, kickout.
Loonerty throws Blacky into the ringpost.
Blacky is out cold.
Blacky shakes off the pain.
Loonerty whips The Half Back into the ropes.
The Half Back executes a rolling elbowsmash against Loonerty.
The Half Back tries a lariat, but Loonerty counters it with a crucifix.
Blacky counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
Loonerty uses a single-leg takedown on The Half Back.
Loonerty hits The Half Back.
The crowd is giving Loonerty a standing ovation.
The Half Back chops Loonerty.
The crowd is giving The Half Back a standing ovation.
The Half Back chops Loonerty.
The Half Back chops Loonerty.
The Half Back whips Loonerty into the ropes.
PhenomenalV1 pulls down the top rope.
The Half Back goes for a tope, but Loonerty moves out of the way.
The Half Back crashes into the Cell Wall, breaking it open.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Loonerty.
Loonerty sets up The Half Back on the announcers' table.
The crowd is giving Loonerty a standing ovation.
Loonerty starts climbing the Cell.
The Half Back follows him up.
They are climbing up the Cell.
They are halfway up the Cell.
They are fighting half way up the Cell.
The Half Back bashes Loonerty's head against the Cell Wall.
Loonerty teeters on the edge.
Loonerty regains his balance and resumes climbing the Cell.
The Half Back follows him up.
They are nearly at the top of the Cell.
Loonerty bashes The Half Back's head against the Cell Wall.
The Half Back teeters, but doesn't fall.
Loonerty slams The Half Back's head into the Cell Wall.
The Half Back pulls Loonerty off the Cell as he falls.
The Half Back and Loonerty crash off the Cell into the announcers' table.

The table is broken in half.
The crowd erupts.
Loonerty crawls back into the ring.
The Half Back is struggling to reach the ring.
The Half Back makes in back into the ring.
Loonerty executes an atomic drop against The Half Back.
Loonerty hits a facerake on The Half Back.
Loonerty punches The Half Back.
Loonerty punches The Half Back.
Loonerty uses a DDT on The Half Back onto the exposed ring boards.
Loonerty executes the Sharp-Looner on The Half Back.
The Half Back tries to escape the hold.
PhenomenalV1 attacks Loonerty, breaking the hold after 17 seconds.
PhenomenalV1 executes a chop against Loonerty.
PhenomenalV1 kicks Loonerty.
The crowd is booing PhenomenalV1 out of the building.
PhenomenalV1 kicks Loonerty.
PhenomenalV1 runs into the ropes.
PhenomenalV1 hits Loonerty with a kick.
PhenomenalV1 runs into the ropes.
PhenomenalV1 misses with a clothesline.
PhenomenalV1 hits Loonerty with a kick.
PhenomenalV1 works the crowd.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
PhenomenalV1 executes the La-Li-Lu-Le-Lowdown on Loonerty onto the exposed ring boards.
PhenomenalV1 drags The Half Back on top of Loonerty
Blacky counts: One, two, kickout.
Loonerty performs a bodyslam against PhenomenalV1.
Loonerty uses a piledriver on PhenomenalV1 onto the exposed ring boards.
PhenomenalV1 is out cold.
Loonerty hits an inverted atomic drop on The Half Back.
Loonerty whips The Half Back into the ropes, but The Half Back reverses it.
Loonerty hits The Half Back with a kick.
Loonerty is going for the cover.
Blacky counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
Loonerty executes the Sharp-Looner on The Half Back.
The Half Back is inching his way towards the ropes.
The Half Back is writhing in pain.
The Half Back submits after 13 seconds.
The crowd is giving Loonerty a standing ovation.

The winner is Loonerty. Time of match: 0:40:05
Sim Rating: *****


What. A. Match! I think I need a cigarette!

I mean, damn that scoundrel Loonerty! He's ruined the career of my prized Half Back!

From now on, I'll make sure that Loonerty's wrestling life becomes a living hell!