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Pantskyle hits a Gorilla Press on Damicky.
Pantskyle tries a kick to the head, but Damicky ducks out of the way.
Damicky whips Pantskyle into the ropes.
Damicky misses with an elbow.
Pantskyle hits Damicky with a clothesline.
Damicky falls out of the ring.
Pantskyle goes outside.
Pantskyle sets up a table.
Pantskyle nails Damicky with a reverse neckbreaker.
Pantskyle reenters the ring.
Damicky follows him back in.
Damicky brings the table into the ring.
Pantskyle tries a clothesline, but Damicky ducks out of the way.
Damicky hits Pantskyle.
The crowd is going crazy.
Damicky punches Pantskyle.
Damicky whips Pantskyle into the ropes.
Damicky gives him a roundhouse right, but Pantskyle doesn't budge.
Damicky hits a flying bulldog on Pantskyle.
The crowd is going crazy.
Damicky sets up Pantskyle on the table.
Damicky tries to drive Pantskyle through the table with a choke slam, but he
blocks it.
Pantskyle throws Damicky out of the ring.
Pantskyle rolls out under the bottom rope.
Pantskyle uses a DDT on Damicky.
Mike Uppet counts: 1.
Pantskyle throws Damicky into the guardrail.
Pantskyle tries a vertical suplex, but Damicky blocks it.
Damicky sets up Pantskyle on the table.
Damicky tries to drive Pantskyle through the table with an elbowdrop, but he
moves out of the way.
The table is broken in half.
The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos.
Mike Uppet counts: 2.
Mike Uppet counts: 3.
Mike Uppet counts: 4.
Mike Uppet counts: 5.
Pantskyle executes a kick to the head against Damicky.
Mike Uppet counts: 6.
Pantskyle tries a side suplex, but Damicky blocks it.
Mike Uppet counts: 7.
Damicky throws Pantskyle into the guardrail.
Damicky gets back into the ring.
Pantskyle follows him back in.
Damicky goes for a powerslam, but Pantskyle counters it with a lariat.
The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos.
Pantskyle covers Damicky.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, in the ropes...
Pantskyle runs into the ropes.
Damicky misses with an elbow.
Damicky hits Pantskyle with a shoulderblock.
Damicky catches Pantskyle in an armbar submission.
Pantskyle is struggling to reach the ropes.
Pantskyle makes it to the ropes after 6 seconds.
Pantskyle sits up.
The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos.
Damicky performs a ripcord lariat on Pantskyle.
Mike Uppet counts: One, shoulder up.
Damicky performs the Discus Punch against Pantskyle.
Damicky attempts a slap, but Pantskyle reverses it.
Damicky re-reverses it.
Damicky performs a headbutt against Pantskyle.
Damicky throws Pantskyle out of the ring.
Damicky rolls out under the bottom rope.
Mike Uppet counts: 1.
Mike Uppet counts: 2.
Damicky executes a clothesline against Pantskyle.
Damicky throws Pantskyle into the ringsteps.
The chants for Damicky are deafening.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Damicky uses a gutwrench suplex on Pantskyle.
Damicky hits a bodyslam on Pantskyle.
Mike Uppet counts: 3.
Damicky reenters the ring.
Pantskyle rolls back in under the bottom rope.
Damicky uses a slap on Pantskyle.
Pantskyle sits up.
Damicky uses a back suplex on Pantskyle.
Damicky runs into the ropes.
Damicky goes for a clothesline but Pantskyle pulls Mike Uppet in the way!
Mike Uppet is back on the job.
Pantskyle executes the Chokeslam on Damicky.
The crowd is vociferously booing Pantskyle.
Pantskyle goes for the pin.
Mike Uppet counts: One, shoulder up.
Pantskyle executes the Chokeslam on Damicky.
Pantskyle goes for the pin.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, kickout.
Pantskyle throws Mike Uppet over the top rope.
Mike Uppet is out cold.
Pantskyle executes the Chokeslam on Damicky.
Pantskyle goes for the pin.
There is no referee to count.
Mike Uppet crawls back into the ring.
Mike Uppet is back on the job.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
Pantskyle runs into the ropes.
Pantskyle hits a clothesline on Damicky.
Pantskyle uses a vertical suplex on Damicky.
Pantskyle sends Damicky into the turnbuckle.
Pantskyle charges in with a clothesline.
Pantskyle gets a choke lift on Damicky.
Mike Uppet warns Pantskyle to let go.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, three.
The crowd is vociferously booing Pantskyle.
Pantskyle throws Damicky out of the ring.
Pantskyle goes outside.
Pantskyle knocks Damicky into the ringpost.
Pantskyle nails Damicky with a backbreaker.
Pantskyle throws Damicky into the guardrail.
Pantskyle nails Damicky with a reverse neckbreaker.
Mike Uppet counts: 1.
Pantskyle executes a Tombstone against Damicky.
Mike Uppet counts: 2.
Pantskyle knocks Damicky into the ringsteps.
Pantskyle executes a Gorilla Press against Damicky.
Mike Uppet counts: 3.
Pantskyle hits a flying lariat on Damicky.
Mike Uppet counts: 4.
Pantskyle attempts a flying lariat, but Damicky steps out of the way.
The chants for Damicky are deafening.
Mike Uppet counts: 5.
Damicky gets back into the ring.
Pantskyle rolls back in under the bottom rope.
Pantskyle sits up.
Pantskyle is being booed out of the building.
Damicky sends Pantskyle into the turnbuckle.
Damicky runs shoulder-first into the corner, but Pantskyle lifts his knee.
Pantskyle punches Damicky.
The ring is quickly filling up with debris.
Pantskyle kicks Damicky.
Damicky punches Pantskyle.
The crowd is behind Damicky all the way.
Pantskyle kicks Damicky.
Damicky chops Pantskyle.
The chants for Damicky are deafening.
Damicky chops Pantskyle.
Pantskyle kicks Damicky.
The decibel level in the building is unbelievable.
Damicky hits Pantskyle.
Damicky executes the Cheese's Edge on Pantskyle.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, three.
The crowd is giving Damicky a standing ovation.

The winner is damicky. Time of match: 0:19:35
Sim Rating: *** 3/4


And NNNNNEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWW SFAEW Intercity Champion...The Bad Cheese!

Damicky becomes only the second wrestler to ever win the same singles championship twice!
 
And in your main event:



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Bonz defends the World Championship against serial_thrilla, with Braklet and DragoDelph in Thrilla's corner!​
 
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PhenomenalV1 performs an enzuigiri against The Filth Wizard.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for PhenomenalV1.
PhenomenalV1 does the "DELETE" arm swipe.
PhenomenalV1 executes a headbutt against The Filth Wizard.
PhenomenalV1 runs into the ropes.
The Filth Wizard hits a hiptoss on PhenomenalV1.
The Filth Wizard runs into the ropes.
The Filth Wizard misses with a kick.
PhenomenalV1 hits The Filth Wizard with a kick.
PhenomenalV1 sets up The Filth Wizard on the turnbuckle.
PhenomenalV1 hits a superplex on The Filth Wizard.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
PhenomenalV1 executes a headbutt against The Filth Wizard.
PhenomenalV1 throws The Filth Wizard out of the ring.
PhenomenalV1 goes for a moonsault off the apron, but The Filth Wizard moves out of the way.
The Filth Wizard goes for a facebuster onto the knee, but PhenomenalV1 blocks it.
KohPhi counts: 1.
PhenomenalV1 is handed a road sign.
PhenomenalV1 hits him with the road sign.
PhenomenalV1 hits him with a road sign.
PhenomenalV1 hits a side slam on The Filth Wizard.
PhenomenalV1 shoves The Filth Wizard into the guardrail.
PhenomenalV1 tries a front slam, but The Filth Wizard counters it with a roundhouse right.
KohPhi counts: 2.
The Filth Wizard throws PhenomenalV1 back into the ring.
The Filth Wizard hits a vertical suplex on PhenomenalV1.
The Filth Wizard hits a spinebuster slam on PhenomenalV1.
KohPhi counts: One, two, kickout.
The Filth Wizard throws KohPhi into the ringpost.
KohPhi is out cold.
KohPhi is sporting a dazed look but is back on the job.
The Filth Wizard gets a cross-face submission on PhenomenalV1.
PhenomenalV1 reaches the ropes after 5 seconds.
TheWizardMelon throws PhenomenalV1 a frying pan.
PhenomenalV1 hits The Filth Wizard with it and goes for the pin.
KohPhi counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
PhenomenalV1 hits him with the frying pan.
The crowd erupts.
PhenomenalV1 runs into the ropes.
PhenomenalV1 goes for a lariat, but The Filth Wizard ducks out of the way.
The Filth Wizard nails PhenomenalV1 with a spinebuster slam.
KohPhi counts: One, shoulder up.
The Filth Wizard shoves KohPhi.
KohPhi shoves The Filth Wizard back.
The Filth Wizard is knocked down.
PhenomenalV1 does the "DELETE" arm swipe.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
PhenomenalV1 goes for an enzuigiri, but The Filth Wizard steps out of the way.
The Filth Wizard performs a kneedrop against PhenomenalV1.
The Filth Wizard hits a high knee on PhenomenalV1.
The Filth Wizard does a crotch chop.
The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos.
The Filth Wizard nails PhenomenalV1 with a swinging neckbreaker.
The Filth Wizard whips PhenomenalV1 into the ropes.
PhenomenalV1 hits a lariat on The Filth Wizard.
PhenomenalV1 hits a moonsault on The Filth Wizard.
KohPhi counts: One, two, shoulder up.
PhenomenalV1 hits him with the frying pan.
PhenomenalV1 runs into the ropes.
The Filth Wizard gets an abdominal stretch on PhenomenalV1.
PhenomenalV1 reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
The Filth Wizard uses a swinging neckbreaker on PhenomenalV1.
The Filth Wizard is going for the cover.
KohPhi counts: One, two, shoulder up.
The Filth Wizard gives the sign for the Royal Treatment.
The Filth Wizard executes the Royal Treatment on PhenomenalV1.
The crowd is vociferously booing The Filth Wizard.
The Filth Wizard goes for the pin.
KohPhi counts: One, two, kickout.
The Filth Wizard executes a vertical suplex against PhenomenalV1.
The Filth Wizard takes PhenomenalV1 down with a spinebuster slam.
KohPhi counts: One, shoulder up.
PhenomenalV1 hits a La-Li-Lu-Le-Low Blow on The Filth Wizard.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
He goes for the pin.
KohPhi counts: One, two, in the ropes...
PhenomenalV1 executes a gutwrench suplex against The Filth Wizard.
PhenomenalV1 executes the La-Li-Lu-Le-Lowdown on The Filth Wizard.
PhenomenalV1 goes for the pin.
KohPhi counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.
PhenomenalV1 performs a kick to the midsection against The Filth Wizard.
PhenomenalV1 executes the La-Li-Lu-Le-Lowdown on The Filth Wizard.
PhenomenalV1 goes for the pin.
KohPhi counts: One, two, in the ropes...
PhenomenalV1 executes a side slam against The Filth Wizard.
PhenomenalV1 runs into the ropes.
PhenomenalV1 uses a swinging neckbreaker on The Filth Wizard.
PhenomenalV1 takes The Filth Wizard down with a DDT.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
PhenomenalV1 tries a vertical suplex, but The Filth Wizard reverses it.
The Filth Wizard hits a spinebuster slam on PhenomenalV1.
KohPhi counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
The Filth Wizard attempts a hiptoss, but PhenomenalV1 blocks it.
PhenomenalV1 hits a tilt-a-whirl suplex on The Filth Wizard.
PhenomenalV1 throws The Filth Wizard out of the ring.
PhenomenalV1 goes for a springboard knee strike, but The Filth Wizard moves out of the way.
The Filth Wizard shoves PhenomenalV1 into the guardrail.
The Filth Wizard throws PhenomenalV1 back into the ring.
The Filth Wizard attempts a front-layout suplex, but PhenomenalV1 counters it with a kneelift.
PhenomenalV1 runs into the ropes.
The Filth Wizard hits PhenomenalV1 with a backdrop.
The Filth Wizard places PhenomenalV1 on the turnbuckle.
The Filth Wizard hits a superplex on PhenomenalV1.
The Filth Wizard is being booed out of the building.
The Filth Wizard executes a headlock takedown against PhenomenalV1.
The Filth Wizard executes a facebuster onto the knee against PhenomenalV1.
The Filth Wizard takes PhenomenalV1 down with a headlock takedown.
The Filth Wizard uses a headsmash into the turnbuckle on PhenomenalV1.
The Filth Wizard performs a headsmash into the turnbuckle against PhenomenalV1.
The Filth Wizard takes PhenomenalV1 down with a spinebuster slam.
KohPhi counts: One, two, shoulder up.
The Filth Wizard runs into the ropes.
PhenomenalV1 misses with a shoulderblock.
The Filth Wizard hits a facebuster onto the knee on PhenomenalV1.
The Filth Wizard tries a backbreaker, but PhenomenalV1 counters it with an elbowsmash.
PhenomenalV1 hits a front slam on The Filth Wizard.
PhenomenalV1 does the "DELETE" arm swipe.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for PhenomenalV1.
PhenomenalV1 attempts a single arm DDT, but The Filth Wizard counters it with an eye gouge.
The Filth Wizard performs a front-layout suplex against PhenomenalV1.
The Filth Wizard executes the Royal Treatment on PhenomenalV1.
The Filth Wizard is being booed out of the building.
The Filth Wizard goes for the pin.
KohPhi counts: One, two, kickout.
The Filth Wizard tries a figure-four leglock, but PhenomenalV1 counters it with a small package.
KohPhi counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
PhenomenalV1 performs the Liger Bomb against The Filth Wizard.
KohPhi counts: One, two, in the ropes...
PhenomenalV1 runs into the ropes.
The Filth Wizard attempts a hiptoss, but PhenomenalV1 reverses it.
PhenomenalV1 throws The Filth Wizard into the turnbuckle, but The Filth Wizard reverses it.
The Filth Wizard charges into the corner.
The Filth Wizard throws PhenomenalV1 out of the ring.
PhenomenalV1 hangs on to the top rope for dear life.
PhenomenalV1 slides back in under the bottom rope.
PhenomenalV1 executes the La-Li-Lu-Le-Lowdown on The Filth Wizard.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
PhenomenalV1 goes for the pin.
KohPhi counts: One, two, kickout.
PhenomenalV1 attempts a lariat, but The Filth Wizard ducks out of the way.
The Filth Wizard uses a swinging neckbreaker on PhenomenalV1.
The Filth Wizard nails PhenomenalV1 with a high knee.
The decibel level in the building is unbelievable.
The Filth Wizard gets an Indian deathlock on PhenomenalV1.
PhenomenalV1 is struggling to reach the ropes.
PhenomenalV1 is valiantly trying to break the hold.
PhenomenalV1 reaches the ropes after being locked up for 10 seconds.
The Filth Wizard tries a DDT, but PhenomenalV1 blocks it.
PhenomenalV1 uses the Liger Bomb on The Filth Wizard.
KohPhi counts: One, two, kickout.
PhenomenalV1 executes a kick to the midsection against The Filth Wizard.
PhenomenalV1 executes the La-Li-Lu-Le-Lowdown on The Filth Wizard.
PhenomenalV1 goes for the pin.
KohPhi counts: One, two, kickout.
PhenomenalV1 hits The Filth Wizard.
PhenomenalV1 chops The Filth Wizard.
PhenomenalV1 executes a tilt-a-whirl suplex against The Filth Wizard.
The crowd erupts.
PhenomenalV1 attempts a kick to the midsection, but The Filth Wizard counters it with a legsweep.
The Filth Wizard whips PhenomenalV1 into the ropes, but PhenomenalV1 reverses it.
The Filth Wizard hits PhenomenalV1 with a kick.
The Filth Wizard hits a high knee on PhenomenalV1.
The Filth Wizard covers PhenomenalV1.
KohPhi counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
The Filth Wizard takes PhenomenalV1 down with a vertical suplex.
The Filth Wizard executes a low blow against PhenomenalV1.
The Filth Wizard executes a kick to the midsection against PhenomenalV1.
The Filth Wizard executes the Royal Treatment on PhenomenalV1.
The decibel level in the building is unbelievable.
The Filth Wizard goes for the pin.
KohPhi counts: One, two, in the ropes...
The Filth Wizard hits a low blow on PhenomenalV1.
The Filth Wizard kicks PhenomenalV1.
PhenomenalV1 chops The Filth Wizard.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
The Filth Wizard hits PhenomenalV1.
The decibel level in the building is unbelievable.
The Filth Wizard chops PhenomenalV1.
The Filth Wizard climbs to the top rope.
The crowd is giving The Filth Wizard a standing ovation.
The Filth Wizard goes for a top rope splash, but TheWizardMelon counters with an intercept superkick.
TheWizardMelon hits the Five Star Phoenix Splash on The Filth Wizard
TheWizardMelon drags PhenomenalV1 on top of The Filth Wizard.
KohPhi counts: One, two, three.
The Filth Wizard complains about a fast count.

The winner is PhenomenalV1. Time of match: 0:19:08
Sim Rating: *****

PhenomenalV1 shakes hands with TheWizardMelon
PhenomenalV1 taps his neck.
TheWizardMelon taps his neck.

Excellent work, my apprentice...

The new (wizard) taking out the old. Love to see it 😍
 

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The new (wizard) taking out the old. Love to see it 😍

And gutlessly after I've gone toe to toe in an epic slobberknocker.

I'm going to turn you into a melon granita.
 
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And gutlessly after I've gone toe to toe in an epic slobberknocker.

I'm going to turn you into a melon granita.

Hey man, them’s the ‘rules’. Slobberknocker is a word I’ll need to use more, however.
 
They lock up.
Bonz kicks serial_thrilla.
The crowd is behind Bonz all the way.
Bonz kicks serial_thrilla.
Bonz kicks serial_thrilla.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
Bonz hits a spear on serial_thrilla.
Bonz goes for the Cat-Hammer, but serial_thrilla counters it with a cross-body block.
The crowd is behind serial_thrilla all the way.
Manangatang counts: One, two, shoulder up.
serial_thrilla gives him a bodyslam, but Bonz shows no reaction.
serial_thrilla gives him an open-handed chop, but Bonz doesn't budge.
serial_thrilla nails Bonz with a springboard roundhouse kick.
serial_thrilla tries a drop-down uppercut, but Bonz ducks out of the way.
Bonz runs into the ropes.
Bonz hits a flying shoulderblock on serial_thrilla.
Bonz uses a whiplash neckbreaker on serial_thrilla.
Bonz attempts a gutwrench suplex, but serial_thrilla blocks it.
serial_thrilla goes for a dropkick, but Bonz steps out of the way.
Bonz goes for a spear, but serial_thrilla counters it with a kneelift.
serial_thrilla attempts an inverted atomic drop, but Bonz blocks it.
Bonz hits a gutwrench suplex on serial_thrilla.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Bonz.
Bonz whips serial_thrilla into the ropes, but serial_thrilla reverses it.
Bonz goes for a flying shoulderblock, but serial_thrilla counters it with
an intercept superkick.
serial_thrilla covers Bonz.
Manangatang counts: One, two, kickout.
serial_thrilla hits a moonsault bodyblock on Bonz.
Manangatang counts: One, kickout.
serial_thrilla works the crowd.
The crowd is behind serial_thrilla all the way.
serial_thrilla gives him an inverted atomic drop, but Bonz shows no reaction.
serial_thrilla sends Bonz into the turnbuckle, but Bonz reverses it.
Bonz goes for a backbreaker, but serial_thrilla blocks it.
serial_thrilla hits an open-handed chop on Bonz.
serial_thrilla throws Bonz out of the ring.
serial_thrilla goes through the ropes.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
serial_thrilla hits a draping DDT on Bonz.
serial_thrilla works the crowd.
The crowd is behind serial_thrilla all the way.
serial_thrilla works the crowd.
serial_thrilla whips Bonz into the guardrail.
serial_thrilla gives him a kneelift, but Bonz only stares at him.
Bonz performs a front slam against serial_thrilla.
Bonz throws serial_thrilla into the ringsteps.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
Bonz knocks serial_thrilla into the ringpost.
Bonz sets up a table.
Bonz shoves serial_thrilla into the guardrail.
Bonz runs serial_thrilla into the ringsteps.
Bonz performs a spinebuster slam against serial_thrilla.
Bonz knocks serial_thrilla into the ringpost.
serial_thrilla tries a moonsault bodyblock, but Bonz counters it with a Tombstone.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Bonz.
Bonz works the crowd.
Bonz works the crowd.
Bonz knocks serial_thrilla into the ringsteps.
DragoDelph comes from behind and distracts Bonz.
Bonz nails DragoDelph with a lariat.
serial_thrilla nails Bonz with a draping DDT.
serial_thrilla takes Bonz down with a bodyslam.
serial_thrilla executes an open-handed chop against Bonz.
serial_thrilla executes an elbowsmash against Bonz.
serial_thrilla performs a springboard roundhouse kick against Bonz.
serial_thrilla throws Bonz back into the ring.
serial_thrilla performs a kneelift against Bonz.
serial_thrilla performs a dropkick against Bonz.
serial_thrilla attempts a superkick, but Bonz ducks out of the way.
Bonz attempts an STO, but serial_thrilla counters it with an elbowsmash.
serial_thrilla performs a springboard cutter against Bonz.
The crowd is behind serial_thrilla all the way.
serial_thrilla works the crowd.
serial_thrilla nails Bonz with a flying dropkick.
serial_thrilla runs into the ropes.
serial_thrilla hits Bonz with a kick.
serial_thrilla is going for the pin.
Manangatang counts: One, two, kickout.
serial_thrilla executes the Take My Money on Bonz.
The chants for serial_thrilla are deafening.
serial_thrilla goes for the pin.
Manangatang counts: One, two, KICKOUT.
Bonz executes a side suplex against serial_thrilla.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Bonz.
Bonz covers serial_thrilla.
Manangatang counts: One, two, kickout.
Bonz uses a backbreaker on serial_thrilla.
Bonz is going for the pin.
Manangatang counts: One, shoulder up.
Bonz performs a dropkick against serial_thrilla.
Bonz hits a kneelift on serial_thrilla.
Bonz uses a double underhook suplex on serial_thrilla.
Bonz nails serial_thrilla with a spinebuster slam.
Manangatang counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Bonz throws Manangatang over the top rope.
Manangatang is out cold.
Manangatang crawls back into the ring.
Manangatang slowly gets up.
Bonz uses a whiplash neckbreaker on serial_thrilla.
Bonz is going for the pin.
Manangatang counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Bonz uses a Gorilla Press on serial_thrilla.
Braklet throws serial_thrilla a road sign.
serial_thrilla hits Bonz with it and goes for the pin.
Manangatang counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.
serial_thrilla executes the Take My Money on Bonz.
The crowd erupts.
serial_thrilla goes for the pin.
Manangatang counts: One, two, shoulder up.
serial_thrilla executes the Take My Money on Bonz.
serial_thrilla goes for the pin.
Manangatang counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
serial_thrilla runs into the ropes.
serial_thrilla misses with a clothesline.
serial_thrilla goes for a flying forearm, but Bonz steps out of the way.
Bonz executes a spear against serial_thrilla.
Bonz goes for the Cat-Hammer, but serial_thrilla counters it with a cross-body block.
Manangatang counts: One, two, in the ropes...
serial_thrilla gives him a flying dropkick, but Bonz ignores it and yells at him.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Bonz.
serial_thrilla executes a flying dropkick against Bonz.
serial_thrilla hits a powerslam on Bonz.
Manangatang counts: One, two, in the ropes...
serial_thrilla gives him a kneelift, but Bonz doesn't budge.
PhenomenalV1 and thewizardmelon come to ringside.
Phenomenal V1 comes from behind and distracts serial_thrilla.
serial_thrilla nails PhenomenalV1 with a superkick.
Bonz hits a spear on serial_thrilla.
Bonz makes the sign for the Cat-Hammer.
Bonz executes the Cat-Hammer on serial_thrilla.
Bonz goes for the pin.
Manangatang counts: One, two, three.
The crowd is giving Bonz a standing ovation.

The winner is Bonz. Time of match: 0:10:40

PhenomenalV1 and TheWizardMelon beat down Braklet and DragoDelph at ringside.
serial_thrilla jumps onto them with a springboard plancha.
JT_the_Man, JoshWoodenSpoon, and Ned_Flanders come to ringside.
JT_The_Man hits serial_thrilla with a spear.
JoshWoodenSpoon clears the announce table.
Ned_Flanders sets up serial_thrilla on the table.
JT_The_Man, JoshWoodenSpoon and Ned_Flanders execute a Triple Powerbomb on serial_thrilla through the annouce table.
The table is broken in half
serial_thrilla is out cold.
PhenomenalV1 taps his neck.
TheWizardMelon, JT_The_Man, JoshWoodenSpoon, and Ned_Flanders tap their necks.


GIMME A ******* MIC!


Phenom:
serial_thrilla, while you lay there, hopefully as uncomfortably as you possibly can be, I want you to listen to me.

You've made a mockery of me, my company, my captaincy, and humiliated this league more than almost anyone else in SFA history.

So I've decided to take some personal measures to put a stop to you once and for all!

If there's any budding SFA historians reading, you might notice that the posters who've come to help me destroy Thrilla were all once part of an infamous secret society back in Season 25.

With thewizardmelon joining the ranks, I'm going to resurrect my greatest creation to destroy the so-called legacy that serial_thrilla has created for himself at Dragons FFC!

serial_thrilla...from now on, consider yourself and enemy of the greatest faction in SFAEW history!


We! ARE! THE LA-LI-LU-LE-LO!



LA-LI-LU-LE-LO!



LA-LI-LU-LE-LO!








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We! ARE! THE LA-LI-LU-LE-LO!



LA-LI-LU-LE-LO!



LA-LI-LU-LE-LO!








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Sorry, I don't take criticism from people who've lost to me.

Confusion doesn't have to be criticism just like using stooges for help doesn't have to be winning.
 
They lock up.
Bonz kicks serial_thrilla.
The crowd is behind Bonz all the way.
Bonz kicks serial_thrilla.
Bonz kicks serial_thrilla.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
Bonz hits a spear on serial_thrilla.
Bonz goes for the Cat-Hammer, but serial_thrilla counters it with a cross-body block.
The crowd is behind serial_thrilla all the way.
Manangatang counts: One, two, shoulder up.
serial_thrilla gives him a bodyslam, but Bonz shows no reaction.
serial_thrilla gives him an open-handed chop, but Bonz doesn't budge.
serial_thrilla nails Bonz with a springboard roundhouse kick.
serial_thrilla tries a drop-down uppercut, but Bonz ducks out of the way.
Bonz runs into the ropes.
Bonz hits a flying shoulderblock on serial_thrilla.
Bonz uses a whiplash neckbreaker on serial_thrilla.
Bonz attempts a gutwrench suplex, but serial_thrilla blocks it.
serial_thrilla goes for a dropkick, but Bonz steps out of the way.
Bonz goes for a spear, but serial_thrilla counters it with a kneelift.
serial_thrilla attempts an inverted atomic drop, but Bonz blocks it.
Bonz hits a gutwrench suplex on serial_thrilla.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Bonz.
Bonz whips serial_thrilla into the ropes, but serial_thrilla reverses it.
Bonz goes for a flying shoulderblock, but serial_thrilla counters it with
an intercept superkick.
serial_thrilla covers Bonz.
Manangatang counts: One, two, kickout.
serial_thrilla hits a moonsault bodyblock on Bonz.
Manangatang counts: One, kickout.
serial_thrilla works the crowd.
The crowd is behind serial_thrilla all the way.
serial_thrilla gives him an inverted atomic drop, but Bonz shows no reaction.
serial_thrilla sends Bonz into the turnbuckle, but Bonz reverses it.
Bonz goes for a backbreaker, but serial_thrilla blocks it.
serial_thrilla hits an open-handed chop on Bonz.
serial_thrilla throws Bonz out of the ring.
serial_thrilla goes through the ropes.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
serial_thrilla hits a draping DDT on Bonz.
serial_thrilla works the crowd.
The crowd is behind serial_thrilla all the way.
serial_thrilla works the crowd.
serial_thrilla whips Bonz into the guardrail.
serial_thrilla gives him a kneelift, but Bonz only stares at him.
Bonz performs a front slam against serial_thrilla.
Bonz throws serial_thrilla into the ringsteps.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
Bonz knocks serial_thrilla into the ringpost.
Bonz sets up a table.
Bonz shoves serial_thrilla into the guardrail.
Bonz runs serial_thrilla into the ringsteps.
Bonz performs a spinebuster slam against serial_thrilla.
Bonz knocks serial_thrilla into the ringpost.
serial_thrilla tries a moonsault bodyblock, but Bonz counters it with a Tombstone.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Bonz.
Bonz works the crowd.
Bonz works the crowd.
Bonz knocks serial_thrilla into the ringsteps.
DragoDelph comes from behind and distracts Bonz.
Bonz nails DragoDelph with a lariat.
serial_thrilla nails Bonz with a draping DDT.
serial_thrilla takes Bonz down with a bodyslam.
serial_thrilla executes an open-handed chop against Bonz.
serial_thrilla executes an elbowsmash against Bonz.
serial_thrilla performs a springboard roundhouse kick against Bonz.
serial_thrilla throws Bonz back into the ring.
serial_thrilla performs a kneelift against Bonz.
serial_thrilla performs a dropkick against Bonz.
serial_thrilla attempts a superkick, but Bonz ducks out of the way.
Bonz attempts an STO, but serial_thrilla counters it with an elbowsmash.
serial_thrilla performs a springboard cutter against Bonz.
The crowd is behind serial_thrilla all the way.
serial_thrilla works the crowd.
serial_thrilla nails Bonz with a flying dropkick.
serial_thrilla runs into the ropes.
serial_thrilla hits Bonz with a kick.
serial_thrilla is going for the pin.
Manangatang counts: One, two, kickout.
serial_thrilla executes the Take My Money on Bonz.
The chants for serial_thrilla are deafening.
serial_thrilla goes for the pin.
Manangatang counts: One, two, KICKOUT.
Bonz executes a side suplex against serial_thrilla.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Bonz.
Bonz covers serial_thrilla.
Manangatang counts: One, two, kickout.
Bonz uses a backbreaker on serial_thrilla.
Bonz is going for the pin.
Manangatang counts: One, shoulder up.
Bonz performs a dropkick against serial_thrilla.
Bonz hits a kneelift on serial_thrilla.
Bonz uses a double underhook suplex on serial_thrilla.
Bonz nails serial_thrilla with a spinebuster slam.
Manangatang counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Bonz throws Manangatang over the top rope.
Manangatang is out cold.
Manangatang crawls back into the ring.
Manangatang slowly gets up.
Bonz uses a whiplash neckbreaker on serial_thrilla.
Bonz is going for the pin.
Manangatang counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Bonz uses a Gorilla Press on serial_thrilla.
Braklet throws serial_thrilla a road sign.
serial_thrilla hits Bonz with it and goes for the pin.
Manangatang counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.
serial_thrilla executes the Take My Money on Bonz.
The crowd erupts.
serial_thrilla goes for the pin.
Manangatang counts: One, two, shoulder up.
serial_thrilla executes the Take My Money on Bonz.
serial_thrilla goes for the pin.
Manangatang counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
serial_thrilla runs into the ropes.
serial_thrilla misses with a clothesline.
serial_thrilla goes for a flying forearm, but Bonz steps out of the way.
Bonz executes a spear against serial_thrilla.
Bonz goes for the Cat-Hammer, but serial_thrilla counters it with a cross-body block.
Manangatang counts: One, two, in the ropes...
serial_thrilla gives him a flying dropkick, but Bonz ignores it and yells at him.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Bonz.
serial_thrilla executes a flying dropkick against Bonz.
serial_thrilla hits a powerslam on Bonz.
Manangatang counts: One, two, in the ropes...
serial_thrilla gives him a kneelift, but Bonz doesn't budge.
PhenomenalV1 and thewizardmelon come to ringside.
Phenomenal V1 comes from behind and distracts serial_thrilla.
serial_thrilla nails PhenomenalV1 with a superkick.
Bonz hits a spear on serial_thrilla.
Bonz makes the sign for the Cat-Hammer.
Bonz executes the Cat-Hammer on serial_thrilla.
Bonz goes for the pin.
Manangatang counts: One, two, three.
The crowd is giving Bonz a standing ovation.

The winner is Bonz. Time of match: 0:10:40

PhenomenalV1 and TheWizardMelon beat down Braklet and DragoDelph at ringside.
serial_thrilla jumps onto them with a springboard plancha.
JT_the_Man, JoshWoodenSpoon, and Ned_Flanders come to ringside.
JT_The_Man hits serial_thrilla with a spear.
JoshWoodenSpoon clears the announce table.
Ned_Flanders sets up serial_thrilla on the table.
JT_The_Man, JoshWoodenSpoon and Ned_Flanders execute a Triple Powerbomb on serial_thrilla through the annouce table.
The table is broken in half
serial_thrilla is out cold.
PhenomenalV1 taps his neck.
TheWizardMelon, JT_The_Man, JoshWoodenSpoon, and Ned_Flanders tap their necks.


GIMME A ******* MIC!


Phenom:
serial_thrilla, while you lay there, hopefully as uncomfortably as you possibly can be, I want you to listen to me.

You've made a mockery of me, my company, my captaincy, and humiliated this league more than almost anyone else in SFA history.

So I've decided to take some personal measures to put a stop to you once and for all!

If there's any budding SFA historians reading, you might notice that the posters who've come to help me destroy Thrilla were all once part of an infamous secret society back in Season 25.

With thewizardmelon joining the ranks, I'm going to resurrect my greatest creation to destroy the so-called legacy that serial_thrilla has created for himself at Dragons FFC!

serial_thrilla...from now on, consider yourself and enemy of the greatest faction in SFAEW history!


We! ARE! THE LA-LI-LU-LE-LO!



LA-LI-LU-LE-LO!



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They lock up.
Bonz kicks serial_thrilla.
The crowd is behind Bonz all the way.
Bonz kicks serial_thrilla.
Bonz kicks serial_thrilla.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
Bonz hits a spear on serial_thrilla.
Bonz goes for the Cat-Hammer, but serial_thrilla counters it with a cross-body block.
The crowd is behind serial_thrilla all the way.
Manangatang counts: One, two, shoulder up.
serial_thrilla gives him a bodyslam, but Bonz shows no reaction.
serial_thrilla gives him an open-handed chop, but Bonz doesn't budge.
serial_thrilla nails Bonz with a springboard roundhouse kick.
serial_thrilla tries a drop-down uppercut, but Bonz ducks out of the way.
Bonz runs into the ropes.
Bonz hits a flying shoulderblock on serial_thrilla.
Bonz uses a whiplash neckbreaker on serial_thrilla.
Bonz attempts a gutwrench suplex, but serial_thrilla blocks it.
serial_thrilla goes for a dropkick, but Bonz steps out of the way.
Bonz goes for a spear, but serial_thrilla counters it with a kneelift.
serial_thrilla attempts an inverted atomic drop, but Bonz blocks it.
Bonz hits a gutwrench suplex on serial_thrilla.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Bonz.
Bonz whips serial_thrilla into the ropes, but serial_thrilla reverses it.
Bonz goes for a flying shoulderblock, but serial_thrilla counters it with
an intercept superkick.
serial_thrilla covers Bonz.
Manangatang counts: One, two, kickout.
serial_thrilla hits a moonsault bodyblock on Bonz.
Manangatang counts: One, kickout.
serial_thrilla works the crowd.
The crowd is behind serial_thrilla all the way.
serial_thrilla gives him an inverted atomic drop, but Bonz shows no reaction.
serial_thrilla sends Bonz into the turnbuckle, but Bonz reverses it.
Bonz goes for a backbreaker, but serial_thrilla blocks it.
serial_thrilla hits an open-handed chop on Bonz.
serial_thrilla throws Bonz out of the ring.
serial_thrilla goes through the ropes.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
serial_thrilla hits a draping DDT on Bonz.
serial_thrilla works the crowd.
The crowd is behind serial_thrilla all the way.
serial_thrilla works the crowd.
serial_thrilla whips Bonz into the guardrail.
serial_thrilla gives him a kneelift, but Bonz only stares at him.
Bonz performs a front slam against serial_thrilla.
Bonz throws serial_thrilla into the ringsteps.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
Bonz knocks serial_thrilla into the ringpost.
Bonz sets up a table.
Bonz shoves serial_thrilla into the guardrail.
Bonz runs serial_thrilla into the ringsteps.
Bonz performs a spinebuster slam against serial_thrilla.
Bonz knocks serial_thrilla into the ringpost.
serial_thrilla tries a moonsault bodyblock, but Bonz counters it with a Tombstone.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Bonz.
Bonz works the crowd.
Bonz works the crowd.
Bonz knocks serial_thrilla into the ringsteps.
DragoDelph comes from behind and distracts Bonz.
Bonz nails DragoDelph with a lariat.
serial_thrilla nails Bonz with a draping DDT.
serial_thrilla takes Bonz down with a bodyslam.
serial_thrilla executes an open-handed chop against Bonz.
serial_thrilla executes an elbowsmash against Bonz.
serial_thrilla performs a springboard roundhouse kick against Bonz.
serial_thrilla throws Bonz back into the ring.
serial_thrilla performs a kneelift against Bonz.
serial_thrilla performs a dropkick against Bonz.
serial_thrilla attempts a superkick, but Bonz ducks out of the way.
Bonz attempts an STO, but serial_thrilla counters it with an elbowsmash.
serial_thrilla performs a springboard cutter against Bonz.
The crowd is behind serial_thrilla all the way.
serial_thrilla works the crowd.
serial_thrilla nails Bonz with a flying dropkick.
serial_thrilla runs into the ropes.
serial_thrilla hits Bonz with a kick.
serial_thrilla is going for the pin.
Manangatang counts: One, two, kickout.
serial_thrilla executes the Take My Money on Bonz.
The chants for serial_thrilla are deafening.
serial_thrilla goes for the pin.
Manangatang counts: One, two, KICKOUT.
Bonz executes a side suplex against serial_thrilla.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Bonz.
Bonz covers serial_thrilla.
Manangatang counts: One, two, kickout.
Bonz uses a backbreaker on serial_thrilla.
Bonz is going for the pin.
Manangatang counts: One, shoulder up.
Bonz performs a dropkick against serial_thrilla.
Bonz hits a kneelift on serial_thrilla.
Bonz uses a double underhook suplex on serial_thrilla.
Bonz nails serial_thrilla with a spinebuster slam.
Manangatang counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Bonz throws Manangatang over the top rope.
Manangatang is out cold.
Manangatang crawls back into the ring.
Manangatang slowly gets up.
Bonz uses a whiplash neckbreaker on serial_thrilla.
Bonz is going for the pin.
Manangatang counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Bonz uses a Gorilla Press on serial_thrilla.
Braklet throws serial_thrilla a road sign.
serial_thrilla hits Bonz with it and goes for the pin.
Manangatang counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.
serial_thrilla executes the Take My Money on Bonz.
The crowd erupts.
serial_thrilla goes for the pin.
Manangatang counts: One, two, shoulder up.
serial_thrilla executes the Take My Money on Bonz.
serial_thrilla goes for the pin.
Manangatang counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
serial_thrilla runs into the ropes.
serial_thrilla misses with a clothesline.
serial_thrilla goes for a flying forearm, but Bonz steps out of the way.
Bonz executes a spear against serial_thrilla.
Bonz goes for the Cat-Hammer, but serial_thrilla counters it with a cross-body block.
Manangatang counts: One, two, in the ropes...
serial_thrilla gives him a flying dropkick, but Bonz ignores it and yells at him.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Bonz.
serial_thrilla executes a flying dropkick against Bonz.
serial_thrilla hits a powerslam on Bonz.
Manangatang counts: One, two, in the ropes...
serial_thrilla gives him a kneelift, but Bonz doesn't budge.
PhenomenalV1 and thewizardmelon come to ringside.
Phenomenal V1 comes from behind and distracts serial_thrilla.
serial_thrilla nails PhenomenalV1 with a superkick.
Bonz hits a spear on serial_thrilla.
Bonz makes the sign for the Cat-Hammer.
Bonz executes the Cat-Hammer on serial_thrilla.
Bonz goes for the pin.
Manangatang counts: One, two, three.
The crowd is giving Bonz a standing ovation.

The winner is Bonz. Time of match: 0:10:40

PhenomenalV1 and TheWizardMelon beat down Braklet and DragoDelph at ringside.
serial_thrilla jumps onto them with a springboard plancha.
JT_the_Man, JoshWoodenSpoon, and Ned_Flanders come to ringside.
JT_The_Man hits serial_thrilla with a spear.
JoshWoodenSpoon clears the announce table.
Ned_Flanders sets up serial_thrilla on the table.
JT_The_Man, JoshWoodenSpoon and Ned_Flanders execute a Triple Powerbomb on serial_thrilla through the annouce table.
The table is broken in half
serial_thrilla is out cold.
PhenomenalV1 taps his neck.
TheWizardMelon, JT_The_Man, JoshWoodenSpoon, and Ned_Flanders tap their necks.


GIMME A ******* MIC!


Phenom:
serial_thrilla, while you lay there, hopefully as uncomfortably as you possibly can be, I want you to listen to me.

You've made a mockery of me, my company, my captaincy, and humiliated this league more than almost anyone else in SFA history.

So I've decided to take some personal measures to put a stop to you once and for all!

If there's any budding SFA historians reading, you might notice that the posters who've come to help me destroy Thrilla were all once part of an infamous secret society back in Season 25.

With thewizardmelon joining the ranks, I'm going to resurrect my greatest creation to destroy the so-called legacy that serial_thrilla has created for himself at Dragons FFC!

serial_thrilla...from now on, consider yourself and enemy of the greatest faction in SFAEW history!


We! ARE! THE LA-LI-LU-LE-LO!



LA-LI-LU-LE-LO!



LA-LI-LU-LE-LO!








Ĺ̴̢̢̨͉̻̟̗̬̞͖͕̝̗͚͉̍̏̈́̋̏̆̕A̷͔͉͈͖͈͛̇͐-̸̨̡̨̗̜̣̘̱͈̙̲̤̗̯͈̥̙̳̟̮̺͓̺̻̘̱͇͓̐̐̔̆̋͆͑̊̈́͛̑̾̔̃͘͜L̸̢̖̥͖̠̰̾̅̈́̓͐͑I̶̫̲̗͉͇͙̬̞̟͙̯͔͓͒̒̇̕͘ͅ-̴̧̛̺̞̯̙̰͇̩̺̪̞͚̮̯̣͛̄̌̃̑̾̓͐͐̈́͂̇̔̀̀̌̚̕̚̚͘ͅL̶̢͕͓͙̙̭̮͓͉̤͚͇͙̳̄͛̇̂̏̌̔̔̓́̚̚Ų̷̨̨̧̼͚̘͈̱̹̟͚̞̯̘͇̻̗̱̺̖̺̬̞͉͖̳͚͓͕̟͚̖͐̄̆̍͒̎͆̐͂̾̐̆̐̐̅̚͜͝ͅ-̴̢̛͇̝͉͈̯̬̞̘̭͉̟͓̞̮̝͇͂͂͗̀̀̋̃̾́̃̈̏͊̀̏͐́̾͛̽̅̈̎͂̓͐̀́̊̂̃͌͘͝͠ͅͅͅL̴̢̢̨̪̜̣̲͔̝͙͈͍̰̩̭̠̅͆Ę̷̧̡̠̞̝̘̳̺̙͙̼̦̞̝̬͓͔̜̤̞̺͇̭̼͓̂̍͑̌̉̿̎̀͛̎̔̅̈̀̾̚̕͜͝͝ͅ-̵̢̧̛̗̼͈̜̝̙̻̻̠̞͍͕͚̹̰͙̼͔͔̭͇̺̻̪͙̣̫̳̳̰͓̻̖͇̅̔̈̐̃̀̉̌̾̃̋̋͌̋̊̋͗̕̕͜͝͝ͅL̸̨̨̨̨̢̨̰̜̻͙̥͔̬̟͕̤͔͍̝̼̯͙̗̳̥͙̤̗̠̼͍̦̝͌̎̉̐͜͜͝ͅƠ̸̢̨̖̼͍̤͇̫͕̱̞̰̭̘̗̻͊̓̀̀̚͝!̶̨̧̨̛̥̮͓͙̘͔̜̙̝̗̬̹̮͔̜̦͈̻̩̲̺̰͍͔̲̩͍̬͕̜̠̈́̉͊̔̌̆̔̈̋̍̓͜͜ͅͅ
̵̢̡̟̯̖̳̬̠̮̘̫̤̤́̐͐̓̾́̇̈́̓͒̃̌̚͜
Wow. Just wow.
I knew that PhenomenalV1 was weak and untalented, but I didn't know that he was a coward.

Well...that's a lie. I knew he was a coward. But I didn't expect him to resort to building a stable full of jobbers to try and get back at me for embarrassing him on the biggest stage of them all.

Mark my words Phenom - you will regret this: I have powerful allies. Ones that you will not be aware of until you least suspect it...
 

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You asked for that, not me.
Got to the point I looked forward to it, after a full day spent washing the senior Dragons' cars...

"ah, finally some relaxing BDSM"
 
Wow. Just wow.
I knew that PhenomenalV1 was weak and untalented, but I didn't know that he was a coward.

Well...that's a lie. I knew he was a coward. But I didn't expect him to resort to building a stable full of jobbers to try and get back at me for embarrassing him on the biggest stage of them all.

Mark my words Phenom - you will regret this: I have powerful allies. Ones that you will not be aware of until you least suspect it...
Alrighty then.

Guess you'll just be pulling double duty fighting with the La-Li-Lu-Le-Lo and competing in the Trips tournament.

Me and my "squad of jobbers" will meet you and your "allies" in the ring in Round 5.

Oh, and just to up the ante, it'll be...























...A WAR GAMES MATCH!

Good luck Thrilla. You'll need it.
 
Yes, there will be a new SFAEW show tomorrow.



No, I didn't get the graphics finished in time.



Anyway, here's what's in store!



Tigerturbulance vs TheCoach16

With his betrayal of the Old Boys bid still (relatively) fresh, Turbo looks to exact his revenge on Coach inside the ring!



Gumbies FFC (DenieD, Barrybran and GWS Goose) vs The All-Admins (Hate, NaturalDisaster and Ant Bear)
Trios Championship Tournament, First Round

Denie drags the other Gumbies into his "revolution", with a tournament showdown against a squad of former admins!



The Jesus vs KohPhi

A huge match, the giant-slaying Jesus takes on Mr. ClarkeMoney in the Bank!



West Coast Wonders (damicky, Moz and Frothies Mcveigh) vs Jobbers United (SarahSmiles, GremioPower and Grand Uncle Horace)
Trios Championship Tournament, First Round


Another trios tournament match, can The Bad Cheese kickstart his quest of becoming a double champion, or will the Jobbers break their perpetual hoodoo?



The La-Li-Lu-Le-Lo (PhenomenalV1 and JoshWoodenSpoon) vs serial_thrilla and Elton Johns Wig

My new faction takes flight, but Thrilla may have found a secret weapon; my old tag partner Elton!



And in your main event:



The Filth Wizard vs thewizardmelon
Falls Count Anywhere


It's the old wizard vs the new wizard, and anything goes anywhere!



See you tomorrow!​
 
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Yes, there will be a new SFAEW show tomorrow.



No, I didn't get the graphics finished in time.



Anyway, here's what's in store!



Tigerturbulance vs TheCoach16

With his betrayal of the Old Boys bid still (relatively) fresh, Turbo looks to exact his revenge on Coach inside the ring!



Gumbies FFC (DenieD, Barrybran and GWS Goose) vs The All-Admins (Hate, NaturalDisaster and Ant Bear)
Trios Championship Tournament, First Round

Denie drags the other Gumbies into his "revolution", with a tournament showdown against a squad of former admins!



The Jesus vs KohPhi

A huge match, the giant-slaying Jesus takes on Mr. ClarkeMoney in the Bank!



West Coast Wonders (damicky, Moz and Frothies Mcveigh) vs Jobbers United (SarahSmiles, GremioPower and Grand Uncle Horace)
Trios Championship Tournament, First Round


Another trios tournament match, can The Bad Cheese kickstart his quest of becoming a double champion, or will the Jobbers break their perpetual hoodoo?



The La-Li-Lu-Le-Lo (PhenomenalV1 and JoshWoodenSpoon) vs serial_thrilla and Elton Johns Wig

My new faction takes flight, but Thrilla may have found a secret weapon; my old tag partner Elton!



And in your main event:



The Filth Wizard vs thewizardmelon
Falls Count Anywhere


It's the old wizard vs the new wizard, and anything goes anywhere!



See you tomorrow!​

Oooooh yeah baby, I’m locked in and have just made weight!

Bring it on The Filth Wizard!
 
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