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AFLW 2024 - Round 7 - Pride Round - Chat, game threads, injury lists, team lineups and more.
I'd like to take a moment to announce that Filthy will be in the Royal Rumble match.Ooh Thursday Thunder is on.
I'd like to take a moment to announce that Filthy will be in the Royal Rumble match.
I also have thoughts about my syntax.
The Injury Factory hits a swinging neckbreaker on HARPSichord.
The Injury Factory tags out to The Half Back.
The Half Back attempts a slingshot somersault splash, but HARPSichord gets his knees up.
HARPSichord gives the sign for the Mic Drop.
HARPSichord executes the Mic Drop on The Half Back.
Chief counts: One, two, shoulder up.
HARPSichord tags out to Damicky.
The Injury Factory enters the ring and throws HARPSichord out of the ring.
The Injury Factory nails Damicky with a koppo kick.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
The Half Back gives the sign for the Legendary Lariat.
The lights go out in the arena.
A video starts playing on the big screen.
"You rolling DragoDelph? Nice, let's get to business."
Footage of serial_thrilla appears on the big screen.
He's standing in the arena car park, holding a toolbox.
"Hey Halfy. Thought I might make good on my promise."
serial_thrilla pulls a screwdriver out of the toolbox and puncture The Half Back's tyres.
"Heh, have fun making it back to your smouldering heap bud. Oh, and one other thing..."
serial_thrilla grins into the camera.
"...This is pre-recorded!"
The lights come back on in the arena.
serial_thrilla is standing behind The Half Back in the ring.
serial_thrilla hits The Half Back in the back of the head with the toolbox.
The Half Back is cut open.
serial_thrilla grabs a hammer from the toolbox.
serial_thrilla wildly attacks The Half Back's ankle with the hammer.
Damicky throws serial_thrilla out of the ring.
Damicky gives the sign for the Cheese's Edge.
Damicky executes the Cheese's Edge on The Half Back.
Chief counts: One, two, three.
The crowd is behind Damicky all the way.
The winners are damicky and HARPSichord. Time of match: 0:22:29
Sim Rating: **** 3/4
Security come to take serial_thrilla out of the arena.
The Injury Factory helps The Half Back get to his feet.
The Half Back winces in pain.
serial_thrilla laughs maniacally as he is escorted out of the arena.
See you next week!
They lock up.
Kennedy Parker whips TheWizardMelon into the turnbuckle.
Kennedy Parker charges into the corner, but TheWizardMelon lifts his leg.
TheWizardMelon performs a slap against Kennedy Parker.
Ned_Flanders comes to ringside.
TheWizardMelon tries a dragon screw, but Kennedy Parker counters it with an enzuigiri.
Kennedy Parker nails TheWizardMelon with an enzuigiri.
Kennedy Parker is going for the pin.
Blacky counts: One, two, kickout.
Kennedy Parker uses a vertical suplex on TheWizardMelon.
Kennedy Parker hits TheWizardMelon.
Kennedy Parker punches TheWizardMelon.
TheWizardMelon punches Kennedy Parker.
TheWizardMelon has the crowd going wild.
Kennedy Parker kicks TheWizardMelon.
TheWizardMelon chops Kennedy Parker.
The crowd is going crazy.
TheWizardMelon kicks Kennedy Parker.
TheWizardMelon kicks Kennedy Parker.
Ned_Flanders handss a chair to TheWizardMelon.
TheWizardMelon hits a chairshot on Kennedy Parker.
TheWizardMelon whips Kennedy Parker into the turnbuckle.
TheWizardMelon runs shoulder-first into the corner.
TheWizardMelon executes the Sling Blade against Kennedy Parker.
TheWizardMelon uses a chairshot on Kennedy Parker.
TheWizardMelon covers Kennedy Parker.
Blacky counts: One, two, kickout.
TheWizardMelon attempts a German suplex, but Kennedy Parker counters it with a go-behind.
Kennedy Parker hits a dropkick on TheWizardMelon.
Kennedy Parker attempts a flying dropkick, but TheWizardMelon
steps out of the way.
TheWizardMelon hits a slap on Kennedy Parker.
TheWizardMelon runs into the ropes.
TheWizardMelon hits Kennedy Parker with a shoulderblock.
TheWizardMelon whips Kennedy Parker into the ropes.
Ned_Flanders pulls down the top rope.
TheWizardMelon goes for a flying cross body press, but Kennedy Parker moves out of the way.
Kennedy Parker hits a Russian legsweep on TheWizardMelon.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Kennedy Parker attempts a waistlock suplex, but TheWizardMelon counters it with a go-behind.
TheWizardMelon sets up a table.
TheWizardMelon executes a chairshot against Kennedy Parker.
TheWizardMelon sets up Kennedy Parker on the table.
TheWizardMelon executes an elbowdrop with a chair through the table.
The table is broken in half.
TheWizardMelon hits a chairshot on Kennedy Parker.
TheWizardMelon shoves Kennedy Parker into the guardrail.
TheWizardMelon throws Kennedy Parker into the guardrail.
TheWizardMelon climbs back into the ring.
Kennedy Parker follows him back in.
TheWizardMelon performs a slap against Kennedy Parker.
TheWizardMelon hits a slap on Kennedy Parker.
TheWizardMelon hits a dragon suplex on Kennedy Parker.
Blacky counts: One, two, shoulder up.
TheWizardMelon performs a chairshot against Kennedy Parker.
TheWizardMelon is going for the pin.
Blacky counts: One, two, kickout.
TheWizardMelon whips Kennedy Parker into the ropes.
Kennedy Parker hits TheWizardMelon with an elbow.
Kennedy Parker goes for a back suplex, but TheWizardMelon turns in mid-air and lands on him.
Blacky counts: One, two, kickout.
TheWizardMelon goes for the Michinoku Driver, but Kennedy Parker blocks it.
Kennedy Parker nails TheWizardMelon with a snap suplex.
Kennedy Parker attempts a spinning leg lariat, but TheWizardMelon steps out of the way.
TheWizardMelon plays air guitar.
TheWizardMelon has the crowd going wild.
TheWizardMelon runs into the ropes.
TheWizardMelon hits Kennedy Parker with a kick.
TheWizardMelon attempts a chairshot, but Kennedy Parker blocks it.
Kennedy Parker puts TheWizardMelon in an abdominal stretch.
TheWizardMelon manages to grab the ropes after being locked up for 5 seconds.
Kennedy Parker executes a spinning leg lariat against TheWizardMelon.
Kennedy Parker executes a belly-to-back suplex against TheWizardMelon.
The crowd is behind Kennedy Parker all the way.
Kennedy Parker hits an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle on TheWizardMelon.
Blacky counts: One, kickout.
Kennedy Parker executes a chairshot against TheWizardMelon.
Kennedy Parker runs into the ropes.
Kennedy Parker goes for a clothesline, but TheWizardMelon counters it with a chairshot.
The crowd is going crazy.
TheWizardMelon performs an Aztecan suplex against Kennedy Parker.
Blacky counts: One, two, kickout.
TheWizardMelon hits a jawbreaker on Kennedy Parker.
TheWizardMelon runs into the ropes.
TheWizardMelon uses a flying forearm on Kennedy Parker.
The crowd is going crazy.
TheWizardMelon hits a European uppercut on Kennedy Parker.
TheWizardMelon whips Kennedy Parker into the ropes, but Kennedy Parker reverses it.
Kennedy Parker gets an abdominal stretch on TheWizardMelon.
TheWizardMelon grabs the ropes after holding out for 10 seconds.
Kennedy Parker attempts a back suplex, but TheWizardMelon counters it with a bulldog.
In turn, Kennedy Parker counters it with a back suplex.
Kennedy Parker covers TheWizardMelon.
Blacky counts: One, two, kickout.
Kennedy Parker executes a flying dropkick against TheWizardMelon.
The crowd is behind Kennedy Parker all the way.
Kennedy Parker runs into the ropes.
Kennedy Parker hits TheWizardMelon with an chairshot.
Kennedy Parker executes a flying dropkick against TheWizardMelon.
Kennedy Parker performs an elbowdrop with a chair from the second turnbuckle against TheWizardMelon.
Blacky counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Kennedy Parker throws TheWizardMelon out of the ring.
Kennedy Parker goes through the ropes.
Kennedy Parker whips TheWizardMelon into the guardrail.
Kennedy Parker executes a bodyslam against TheWizardMelon.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
TheWizardMelon runs Kennedy Parker into the ringpost.
TheWizardMelon gets back into the ring.
Kennedy Parker rolls back in under the bottom rope.
TheWizardMelon hits a chairshot on Kennedy Parker.
TheWizardMelon chops Kennedy Parker.
TheWizardMelon hits Kennedy Parker.
TheWizardMelon has the crowd going wild.
TheWizardMelon chops Kennedy Parker.
TheWizardMelon whips Kennedy Parker into the ropes.
Kennedy Parker hits a spinning leg lariat on TheWizardMelon.
Kennedy Parker is going for the pin.
Blacky counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Kennedy Parker puts TheWizardMelon in an abdominal stretch.
TheWizardMelon manages to grab the ropes after being locked up for 10 seconds.
Kennedy Parker attempts a back suplex, but TheWizardMelon blocks it.
TheWizardMelon hits an elbowsmash on Kennedy Parker.
TheWizardMelon whips Kennedy Parker into the ropes.
TheWizardMelon hits Kennedy Parker with an elbow.
TheWizardMelon executes the Five Star Phoenix Splash on Kennedy Parker.
Blacky counts: One, two, kickout.
TheWizardMelon hits a bodyslam on Kennedy Parker.
TheWizardMelon hits a somersault splash from the second rope on Kennedy Parker.
The crowd is going crazy.
TheWizardMelon performs a slap against Kennedy Parker.
TheWizardMelon hits a forearm to the back on Kennedy Parker.
TheWizardMelon hits a European uppercut on Kennedy Parker.
TheWizardMelon whips Kennedy Parker into the ropes, but Kennedy Parker reverses it.
TheWizardMelon misses with a clothesline.
TheWizardMelon hits Kennedy Parker with a chairshot.
TheWizardMelon whips Kennedy Parker into the turnbuckle.
TheWizardMelon executes a dropkick against Kennedy Parker.
TheWizardMelon goes for a somersault splash, but Kennedy Parker moves out of the way.
Kennedy Parker executes the Admin Driver on TheWizardMelon.
The crowd erupts.
Kennedy Parker goes for the pin.
Blacky counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Kennedy Parker executes the Admin Driver onto the chair on TheWizardMelon.
Kennedy Parker goes for the pin.
Blacky counts: One, two, three.
The winner is Kennedy Parker. Time of match: 0:15:06
Sim Rating: *** 3/4
Jesus, how much does it take to get rid of his takeover bid? Good luck trying to eliminate me from the Rumble, Clod. You'll need it.
The Half Back's car will never be the same again...The Injury Factory hits a swinging neckbreaker on HARPSichord.
The Injury Factory tags out to The Half Back.
The Half Back attempts a slingshot somersault splash, but HARPSichord gets his knees up.
HARPSichord gives the sign for the Mic Drop.
HARPSichord executes the Mic Drop on The Half Back.
Chief counts: One, two, shoulder up.
HARPSichord tags out to Damicky.
The Injury Factory enters the ring and throws HARPSichord out of the ring.
The Injury Factory nails Damicky with a koppo kick.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
The Half Back gives the sign for the Legendary Lariat.
The lights go out in the arena.
A video starts playing on the big screen.
"You rolling DragoDelph? Nice, let's get to business."
Footage of serial_thrilla appears on the big screen.
He's standing in the arena car park, holding a toolbox.
"Hey Halfy. Thought I might make good on my promise."
serial_thrilla pulls a screwdriver out of the toolbox and puncture The Half Back's tyres.
"Heh, have fun making it back to your smouldering heap bud. Oh, and one other thing..."
serial_thrilla grins into the camera.
"...This is pre-recorded!"
The lights come back on in the arena.
serial_thrilla is standing behind The Half Back in the ring.
serial_thrilla hits The Half Back in the back of the head with the toolbox.
The Half Back is cut open.
serial_thrilla grabs a hammer from the toolbox.
serial_thrilla wildly attacks The Half Back's ankle with the hammer.
Damicky throws serial_thrilla out of the ring.
Damicky gives the sign for the Cheese's Edge.
Damicky executes the Cheese's Edge on The Half Back.
Chief counts: One, two, three.
The crowd is behind Damicky all the way.
The winners are damicky and HARPSichord. Time of match: 0:22:29
Sim Rating: **** 3/4
Security come to take serial_thrilla out of the arena.
Damicky and HARPSichord celebrate with the Tag Team Championships.
The Injury Factory helps The Half Back get to his feet.
The Half Back winces in pain.
serial_thrilla laughs maniacally as he is escorted out of the arena.
See you next week!
The Injury Factory hits a swinging neckbreaker on HARPSichord.
The Injury Factory tags out to The Half Back.
The Half Back attempts a slingshot somersault splash, but HARPSichord gets his knees up.
HARPSichord gives the sign for the Mic Drop.
HARPSichord executes the Mic Drop on The Half Back.
Chief counts: One, two, shoulder up.
HARPSichord tags out to Damicky.
The Injury Factory enters the ring and throws HARPSichord out of the ring.
The Injury Factory nails Damicky with a koppo kick.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
The Half Back gives the sign for the Legendary Lariat.
The lights go out in the arena.
A video starts playing on the big screen.
"You rolling DragoDelph? Nice, let's get to business."
Footage of serial_thrilla appears on the big screen.
He's standing in the arena car park, holding a toolbox.
"Hey Halfy. Thought I might make good on my promise."
serial_thrilla pulls a screwdriver out of the toolbox and punctures The Half Back's tyres.
"Heh, have fun making it back to your smouldering heap of a house, bud. Oh, and one other thing..."
serial_thrilla grins into the camera.
"...This is pre-recorded!"
The lights come back on in the arena.
serial_thrilla is standing behind The Half Back in the ring.
serial_thrilla hits The Half Back in the back of the head with the toolbox.
The Half Back is cut open.
serial_thrilla grabs a hammer from the toolbox.
serial_thrilla wildly attacks The Half Back's ankle with the hammer.
Damicky throws serial_thrilla out of the ring.
Damicky gives the sign for the Cheese's Edge.
Damicky executes the Cheese's Edge on The Half Back.
Chief counts: One, two, three.
The crowd is behind Damicky all the way.
The winners are damicky and HARPSichord. Time of match: 0:22:29
Sim Rating: **** 3/4
Security come to take serial_thrilla out of the arena.
Damicky and HARPSichord celebrate with the Tag Team Championships.
The Injury Factory helps The Half Back get to his feet.
The Half Back winces in pain.
serial_thrilla laughs maniacally as he is escorted out of the arena.
See you next week!
Let's gooooooo baby.
Hmm, not a bad idea. Might have to keep that one in the back pocket if the two of you are still fighting after the Rumble...I'm coming for you, 1v1, no rules, hell in a cell.
I'll enjoy the 60 seconds of rest after I eliminate him immediately.I'd like to take this opportunity to announce that The Half Back and serial_thrilla will be entering this Sunday's Royal Rumble at numbers one and two respectively.
Hmm, not a bad idea. Might have to keep that one in the back pocket if the two of you are still fighting after the Rumble...
Actual footage of serial_thrilla's entire Royal Rumble this weekend.I'll enjoy the 60 seconds of rest after I eliminate him immediately.