Lifestyle SFAEW Season 34: The Offseason Listicles - The SweetaMania Matches That Never Were

[damicky]

Because he saw you talking s**t about Crisco.

Is that the company that makes Christmas Hampers?

 

[PhenomenalV1]

They lock up.
TigerTurbulance runs into the ropes.
TigerTurbulance hits HARPSichord with an elbow.
TigerTurbulance whips HARPSichord into the ropes, but HARPSichord reverses it.
TigerTurbulance goes for a lariat, but HARPSichord ducks out of the way.
HARPSichord performs an Ace Crusher against TigerTurbulance.
HARPSichord goes for a kneebreaker, but TigerTurbulance counters it with an elbowsmash.
TigerTurbulance runs into the ropes.
HARPSichord misses with a shoulderblock.
TigerTurbulance executes a lariat against HARPSichord.
TigerTurbulance says, "Get in the Hot Seat!".
The cheers for TigerTurbulance are drowning out the boos.
TigerTurbulance attempts an overhead belly-to-belly suplex, but HARPSichord counters it with a kneelift.
HARPSichord attempts a flying axhandle, but TigerTurbulance counters it with an intercept superkick.
TigerTurbulance says, "Get in the Hot Seat!".
The crowd seems to be rallying behind TigerTurbulance.
TigerTurbulance tags out to Bonz.
Bonz and TigerTurbulance hit HARPSichord with a double kneelift.
Bonz and TigerTurbulance hit HARPSichord with a double vertical suplex.
Bonz and TigerTurbulance whip HARPSichord into the ropes.
They hit HARPSichord with a double fist to the midsection.
Damicky enters the ring and throws TigerTurbulance out of the ring.
HARPSichord and Damicky whip Bonz into the ropes.
They hit Bonz with a double fist to the midsection.
Damicky leaves the ring.
HARPSichord performs a forearm to the back against Bonz.
HARPSichord tags out to Damicky.
Damicky goes for a back suplex, but Bonz counters it with a bulldog.
Bonz sends Damicky into the turnbuckle, but Damicky reverses it.
Damicky runs shoulder-first into the corner.
Damicky performs the Discus Punch against Bonz.
Damicky places Bonz on the turnbuckle.
Damicky nails Bonz with a belly-to-back superplex.
The crowd is behind Damicky all the way.
Damicky whips Bonz into the ropes, but Bonz reverses it.
Bonz goes for a spinebuster slam, but Damicky counters it with a kick to the head.
The chants for Damicky are deafening.
In turn, Bonz counters it with a duck-down move.
Bonz tags out to TigerTurbulance.
Bonz hits a spinning mule kick on Damicky.
TigerTurbulance uses a release German suplex on Damicky.
Numerous fans are using TigerTurbulance as target practice.
TigerTurbulance and Bonz whip Damicky into the ropes.
They hit Damicky with a double clothesline.
TigerTurbulance and Bonz whip Damicky into the ropes.
They hit Damicky with a double elbowsmash.
Bonz leaves the ring.
TigerTurbulance tries a vertical suplex, but Damicky reverses it.
In turn, TigerTurbulance counters it with a slidedown.
TigerTurbulance executes a lariat against Damicky.
Bonz enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
TigerTurbulance and Bonz whip Damicky into the ropes.
They hit Damicky with a double backdrop.
TigerTurbulance and Bonz whip Damicky into the ropes.
They hit Damicky with a double kick to the midsection.
Bonz leaves the ring.
TigerTurbulance executes a lariat against Damicky.
Numerous fans are using TigerTurbulance as target practice.
TigerTurbulance says, "Get in the Hot Seat!".
TigerTurbulance executes a mounted punch against Damicky.
TigerTurbulance says, "Get in the Hot Seat!".
TigerTurbulance performs a lariat against Damicky.
TigerTurbulance performs a mounted elbowsmash against Damicky.
TigerTurbulance says, "Get in the Hot Seat!".
TigerTurbulance tags out to Bonz.
Bonz and TigerTurbulance whip Damicky into the ropes.
They attempt to hit Damicky with a double fist to the midsection, but he counters it with a double clothesline.
TigerTurbulance leaves the ring.
Damicky throws Bonz out of the ring.
Damicky goes through the ropes.
Damicky shoves Bonz into the guardrail.
Chief counts: 1.
Damicky throws Bonz into the guardrail.
Damicky takes Bonz down with a gutwrench suplex.
Damicky whips Bonz into the guardrail.
Damicky uses a slap on Bonz.
Chief counts: 2.
Chief counts: 3.
Damicky throws Bonz back into the ring.
Damicky throws Bonz out of the ring.
Damicky goes outside.
Damicky throws Bonz back into the ring.
Damicky attempts a clothesline, but Bonz ducks out of the way.
Bonz hits a front slam on Damicky.
Bonz runs into the ropes.
Damicky hits Bonz with an elbow.
Damicky tags out to HARPSichord.
HARPSichord and Damicky whip Bonz into the ropes.
They hit Bonz with a double clothesline.
Damicky leaves the ring.
HARPSichord runs into the ropes.
HARPSichord hits Bonz with a kick.
HARPSichord executes an elbowsmash against Bonz.
HARPSichord performs a back suplex against Bonz.
HARPSichord covers Bonz.
Chief counts: One, two, shoulder up.
HARPSichord works the crowd.
HARPSichord is being booed like there is no tomorrow.
HARPSichord gets a half Boston on Bonz.
Bonz breaks the hold after 6 seconds.
Bonz tags out to TigerTurbulance.
TigerTurbulance and Bonz hit HARPSichord with a double vertical suplex.
TigerTurbulance and Bonz whip HARPSichord into the ropes.
They hit HARPSichord with a double kick to the midsection.
Bonz uses a savate kick on HARPSichord.
TigerTurbulance tries a release German suplex, but HARPSichord flips over.
Bonz leaves the ring.
HARPSichord executes a dropkick to the knee against TigerTurbulance.
HARPSichord uses a chop on TigerTurbulance.
HARPSichord uses an elbowsmash on TigerTurbulance.
HARPSichord goes for a flying axhandle, but TigerTurbulance counters it with a punch.
TigerTurbulance tries a release German suplex, but HARPSichord blocks it.
HARPSichord hits TigerTurbulance.
The cheers for HARPSichord are drowning out the boos.
HARPSichord punches TigerTurbulance.
TigerTurbulance hits HARPSichord.
HARPSichord punches TigerTurbulance.
The cheers for HARPSichord are drowning out the boos.
TigerTurbulance hits HARPSichord.
TigerTurbulance runs into the ropes.
HARPSichord tries a slap, but TigerTurbulance blocks it.
TigerTurbulance whips HARPSichord into the ropes.
HARPSichord hits TigerTurbulance with a clothesline.
TigerTurbulance falls out of the ring.
HARPSichord jumps onto him with a plancha.
The crowd is wildly cheering HARPSichord with only a few scattered boos audible.
HARPSichord shoves TigerTurbulance into the guardrail.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Chief counts: 1.
TigerTurbulance takes HARPSichord down with an overhead belly-to-belly suplex.
TigerTurbulance throws HARPSichord back into the ring.
TigerTurbulance uses a release German suplex on HARPSichord.
TigerTurbulance executes a forearm to the back against HARPSichord.
TigerTurbulance whips HARPSichord into the ropes, but HARPSichord reverses it.
TigerTurbulance uses a lariat on HARPSichord.
The cheers for TigerTurbulance are drowning out the boos.
TigerTurbulance attempts a lariat, but HARPSichord blocks it.
HARPSichord tags out to Damicky.
Bonz enters the ring, but gets cut off.
Damicky and HARPSichord hit TigerTurbulance with a double back suplex.
HARPSichord leaves the ring.
Damicky tries a slap, but TigerTurbulance blocks it.
TigerTurbulance uses a forearm to the back on Damicky.
TigerTurbulance goes for a vertical suplex, but Damicky blocks it.
Damicky uses a roundhouse right on TigerTurbulance.
Damicky catches TigerTurbulance in an abdominal stretch.
TigerTurbulance is valiantly trying to break the hold.
TigerTurbulance inches his way towards the ropes after holding out for 6 seconds.
Damicky locks TigerTurbulance in an abdominal stretch.
TigerTurbulance gets ahold of the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.

 

[PhenomenalV1]

Damicky throws TigerTurbulance into the turnbuckle.
Damicky charges into the corner, but TigerTurbulance moves out of the way.
TigerTurbulance whips Damicky into the turnbuckle, but Damicky reverses it.
Damicky throws TigerTurbulance out of the ring.
Damicky goes through the ropes.
Chief counts: 1.
Damicky runs TigerTurbulance into the ringsteps.
Damicky goes for a headbutt, but TigerTurbulance blocks it.
Chief counts: 2.
TigerTurbulance tries a vertical suplex, but Damicky reverses it.
Damicky throws TigerTurbulance back into the ring.
Damicky whips TigerTurbulance into the ropes.
TigerTurbulance uses a lariat on Damicky.
Numerous fans are using TigerTurbulance as target practice.
TigerTurbulance tries a knee strike, but Damicky blocks it.
Damicky whips TigerTurbulance into the ropes, but TigerTurbulance reverses it.
TigerTurbulance goes for a lariat, but Damicky ducks out of the way.
HARPSichord enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Damicky and HARPSichord whip TigerTurbulance into the ropes.
They hit TigerTurbulance with a double clothesline.
Bonz enters the ring, but gets cut off.
Damicky and HARPSichord hit TigerTurbulance with a double elbowsmash.
Damicky and HARPSichord whip TigerTurbulance into the ropes.
They hit TigerTurbulance with a double clothesline.
HARPSichord performs a dropkick against TigerTurbulance.
All of a sudden, the boos are turning into almost unanimous cheers.
Damicky gives him a back suplex, but TigerTurbulance doesn't budge.
Damicky and HARPSichord whip TigerTurbulance into the ropes.
They hit TigerTurbulance with a double clothesline.
HARPSichord leaves the ring.
Damicky tries a powerslam, but TigerTurbulance counters it with a swinging neckbreaker.
The ring is quickly filling up with debris.
TigerTurbulance takes Damicky down with a vertical suplex.
TigerTurbulance performs a vertical suplex against Damicky.
TigerTurbulance tries a lariat, but Damicky counters it with a Fujiwara armbar.
TigerTurbulance reaches the ropes after holding out for 5 seconds.
The crowd is behind Damicky all the way.
Damicky whips TigerTurbulance into the ropes.
Damicky hits TigerTurbulance with an elbow.
Damicky tries a headbutt, but TigerTurbulance blocks it.
TigerTurbulance whips Damicky into the ropes.
Damicky tries a clothesline, but TigerTurbulance counters it with a Fujiwara armbar.
Damicky is struggling to reach the ropes.
Damicky manages to grab the ropes after 12 seconds.
TigerTurbulance attempts a vertical suplex, but Damicky blocks it.
Damicky attempts a bulldog, but TigerTurbulance blocks it.
TigerTurbulance tries a vertical suplex, but Damicky blocks it.
Damicky hits TigerTurbulance.
Damicky punches TigerTurbulance.
The crowd is behind Damicky all the way.
HARPSichord enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Damicky and HARPSichord hit TigerTurbulance with a double kneelift.
HARPSichord leaves the ring.
Damicky sets up TigerTurbulance on the turnbuckle.
Damicky hits a belly-to-back superplex on TigerTurbulance.
Damicky throws TigerTurbulance out of the ring.
Damicky goes through the ropes.
Damicky runs TigerTurbulance into the ringsteps.
Damicky sets up a table.
Damicky sets up TigerTurbulance on the table.
Damicky tries to drive TigerTurbulance through the table with a back suplex, but he blocks it.
TigerTurbulance hits a forearm to the back on Damicky.
Chief counts: 1.
Bonz comes over to make it two-on-one.
Bonz tries a kick to the head, but Damicky blocks it.
HARPSichord attempts a rolling reverse cradle, but Bonz ducks out of the way.
Bonz performs a dropkick against HARPSichord.
Chief counts: 2.
Bonz takes HARPSichord down with a front slam.
Chief counts: 3.
Bonz reenters the ring.
HARPSichord rolls back in under the bottom rope.
HARPSichord brings the table into the ring.
HARPSichord sets up Bonz on the table.
HARPSichord tries to drive Bonz through the table with the Mic Drop but he moves out of the way.
The table is broken in half.
The chants for Bonz are deafening.
Bonz performs a powerslam against HARPSichord.
Chief counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
Bonz runs into the ropes.
HARPSichord executes a bodyslam against Bonz.
HARPSichord is going for the pin.
Chief counts: One, two, KICKOUT.
Bonz punches HARPSichord.
The chants for Bonz are deafening.
Bonz kicks HARPSichord.
Bonz hits a spinebuster slam on HARPSichord.
Chief counts: One, two, kickout.
Bonz executes the Cat-Hammer on HARPSichord.
Chief counts: One, two, Damicky breaks up the pin.
Bonz throws Damicky out of the ring.
HARPSichord hits Bonz with a kick.
HARPSichord works the crowd.
The ring is quickly filling up with debris.
HARPSichord performs a forearm to the back against Bonz.
HARPSichord executes a kneebreaker against Bonz.
HARPSichord tries a dropkick to the knee, but Bonz steps out of the way.
The crowd is behind Bonz all the way.
Bonz performs a spear against HARPSichord.
HARPSichord springs to his feet.
HARPSichord goes for the Mic Drop, but Bonz counters it with a roll away.
The crowd is giving Bonz a standing ovation.
Bonz chops HARPSichord.
Bonz chops HARPSichord.
HARPSichord punches Bonz.
Bonz chops HARPSichord.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Bonz.
Bonz tags out to TigerTurbulance.
TigerTurbulance and Bonz whip HARPSichord into the ropes.
They hit HARPSichord with a double elbowsmash.
Bonz leaves the ring.
TigerTurbulance attempts a vertical suplex, but HARPSichord counters it with a small package.
Chief counts: One, shoulder up.
HARPSichord complains about a slow count.
Damicky enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
HARPSichord and Damicky hit TigerTurbulance with a double elbowsmash.
Damicky leaves the ring.
HARPSichord executes a fireman's carry against TigerTurbulance.
HARPSichord attempts a neck-scissors, but TigerTurbulance ducks out of the way.
TigerTurbulance executes the Ophidian-5 on HARPSichord.
All of a sudden, the boos are turning into almost unanimous cheers.
TigerTurbulance goes for the pin.
Chief counts: One, two, three.

The winners are Tigerturbulance and Bonz. Time of match: 0:16:52
Sim Rating: ****


Bonz helps TigerTurbulance to his feet.
TigerTurbulance picks up Bonz's SFAEW World Heavyweight Championship belt.
TigerTurbulance goes to hand the belt to Bonz, but he pulls away at the last second.
TigerTurbulance points at the SweetaMania sign, and hands back the belt.
Bonz and TigerTurbulance stare down in the ring.




See you next week!

 

[damicky]

HARPSichord - you we lost

 

[Frothies Mcveigh]

I seem to be getting a message from star command.

Stepping inside the squared circle with me is hazardous to ones health, Den. Back out while you still can.

 

[HARPSichord]

HARPSichord - you we lost

We now have a habit of losing.

 

[kananooks]

They lock up.
kananooks executes a roundhouse right against Frothies McVeigh.
kananooks tries a headbutt, but Frothies McVeigh blocks it.
Frothies McVeigh performs a chop against kananooks.
Frothies McVeigh goes for a superkick, but kananooks ducks out of the way.
kananooks whips Frothies McVeigh into the ropes.
kananooks hits Frothies McVeigh with a kick.
kananooks is going for the cover.
Blacky counts: One, two, kickout.
kananooks performs a stomp against Frothies McVeigh.
kananooks whips Frothies McVeigh into the ropes.
kananooks misses with an elbow.
Frothies McVeigh hits kananooks with an elbow.
Frothies McVeigh uses a kick to the chest on kananooks.
Frothies McVeigh performs a kick to the thigh against kananooks.
Frothies McVeigh tries a kick to the thigh, but kananooks blocks it.
kananooks puts Frothies McVeigh in a chokehold.
Frothies McVeigh tries to escape the hold.
Frothies McVeigh is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Frothies McVeigh inches his way towards the ropes after being trapped for 10 seconds.
kananooks executes a headbutt against Frothies McVeigh.
kananooks performs a roundhouse right against Frothies McVeigh.
kananooks locks Frothies McVeigh in a choke against the ropes.
Frothies McVeigh gets ahold of the ropes after 5 seconds.
kananooks attempts a belly-to-belly suplex, but Frothies McVeigh counters it with an elbowsmash.
Frothies McVeigh punches kananooks.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Frothies McVeigh.
Frothies McVeigh chops kananooks.
The chants for Frothies McVeigh are deafening.
Frothies McVeigh punches kananooks.
kananooks hits Frothies McVeigh.
kananooks is eliciting a sizable round of boos.
kananooks punches Frothies McVeigh.
kananooks tries a chokehold, but Frothies McVeigh counters it with a facerake.
Frothies McVeigh executes a chop against kananooks.
Frothies McVeigh chops kananooks.
Frothies McVeigh chops kananooks.
Frothies McVeigh has the crowd going wild.
Frothies McVeigh attempts a leg lariat, but kananooks ducks out of the way.
kananooks uses a side suplex on Frothies McVeigh.
kananooks executes a ropeburn against Frothies McVeigh.
kananooks tries a roundhouse right, but Frothies McVeigh blocks it.
Frothies McVeigh hits a kick to the thigh on kananooks.
Frothies McVeigh executes a leg lariat against kananooks.
Frothies McVeigh points to his mythical third eye.
The crowd is going crazy.
Frothies McVeigh nails kananooks with a swinging DDT.
The crowd is behind Frothies McVeigh all the way.
Frothies McVeigh tries a standing moonsault, but kananooks gets his knees up.
kananooks runs into the ropes.
Frothies McVeigh executes a kick to the head against kananooks.
Frothies McVeigh runs into the ropes.
kananooks hits Frothies McVeigh with a clothesline.
Frothies McVeigh falls out of the ring.
kananooks goes outside.
kananooks hits a roundhouse right on Frothies McVeigh.
kananooks throws Frothies McVeigh back into the ring.
kananooks does the throat slitting sign.
kananooks is eliciting a sizable round of boos.
kananooks uses a facerake on Frothies McVeigh.
kananooks whips Frothies McVeigh into the ropes.
kananooks hits Frothies McVeigh with a clothesline.
Frothies McVeigh falls out of the ring.
kananooks goes outside.
kananooks uses a headbutt on Frothies McVeigh.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
kananooks throws Frothies McVeigh over the guardrail.
They're brawling behind the guardrail.
kananooks hits a kick to the midsection on Frothies McVeigh.
They're brawling up the aisle.
kananooks performs a headbutt against Frothies McVeigh.
kananooks is going for the cover.
Blacky counts: One, kickout.
kananooks reenters the ring.
Frothies McVeigh rolls back in under the bottom rope.
kananooks tries a roundhouse right, but Frothies McVeigh blocks it.
Frothies McVeigh executes an elbowsmash against kananooks.
Frothies McVeigh executes a kneelift against kananooks.
Frothies McVeigh uses a forearm to the back on kananooks.
Frothies McVeigh goes for a Russian legsweep, but kananooks counters it with an elbowsmash.
kananooks tries a choke against the ropes, but Frothies McVeigh blocks it.
Frothies McVeigh uses a spinning leg lariat on kananooks.
Frothies McVeigh runs into the ropes.
kananooks goes for the Earthquake Vertical Splash, but Frothies McVeigh blocks it.
kananooks executes a roundhouse right against Frothies McVeigh.
kananooks executes a bodyslam against Frothies McVeigh.
kananooks uses a headbutt on Frothies McVeigh.
kananooks uses a kick to the midsection on Frothies McVeigh.
kananooks hits Frothies McVeigh.
kananooks punches Frothies McVeigh.
A fan at ringside badmouths kananooks.
kananooks performs a side suplex against Frothies McVeigh.
kananooks whips Frothies McVeigh into the ropes.
Frothies McVeigh misses with a kick.
kananooks hits Frothies McVeigh with a backdrop.
kananooks uses a stomp on Frothies McVeigh.
kananooks whips Frothies McVeigh into the ropes.
Frothies McVeigh hits a leg lariat on kananooks.
Frothies McVeigh executes the Cobra Stretch on kananooks.
kananooks tries to fight the pain.
kananooks submits after 5 seconds.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.

The winner is Frothies Mcveigh. Time of match: 0:08:07
Sim Rating: **



Another easy win to the reigning champ? Can anyone dethrone the Froth? Well...perhaps we need a five star challenger, yet also a lucky loser...

Paging DenieD?

my god that was thrilling. i swear i had him for most of that. home ground advantage shenanigans i say.

 

[DenieD]

Stepping inside the squared circle with me is hazardous to ones health, Den. Back out while you still can.

You should know enough about me by now to realise that I will never take advice from anyone.

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

Is that the company that makes Christmas Hampers?

Ahh yes, I see you know your judo well.

 

[Chipmunk]

Ant Bear uses a European uppercut on Senor M.
Ant Bear executes a back suplex against Senor M.
Ant Bear whips Senor M into the ropes, but Senor M reverses it.
Senor M tries a bodyslam, but Ant Bear counters it with a front facelock.
Senor M is struggling to reach the ropes.
Senor M is inching his way towards the ropes.
Senor M manages to grab the ropes after 19 seconds.
Ant Bear attempts a reverse neckbreaker, but Senor M blocks it.
Senor M punches Ant Bear.
The crowd is giving Senor M a standing ovation.
Senor M kicks Ant Bear.
Senor M hits a forearm to the back on Ant Bear.
Senor M runs into the ropes.
Senor M goes for a jumping knee strike, but Ant Bear ducks out of the way.
Ant Bear whips Senor M into the ropes.
Senor M hits Ant Bear with a clothesline.
Senor M tags out to Chipmunk.
Chipmunk attempts to place Ant Bear on the turnbuckle, but Ant Bear blocks it.
Chipmunk uses a flying clothesline on Ant Bear.
The crowd is behind Chipmunk all the way.
Chipmunk performs an atomic drop against Ant Bear.
Chipmunk tries a sleeperhold, but Ant Bear counters it with a go-behind.
Ant Bear tries a back suplex, but Chipmunk counters it with a bulldog.
The crowd is behind Chipmunk all the way.
Chipmunk executes a backdrop against Ant Bear.
Chipmunk performs an armdrag takedown against Ant Bear.
Chipmunk tries a back suplex, but Ant Bear blocks it.
Ant Bear tags out to Hate.
Hate uses a chop on Chipmunk.
Hate hits a chop on Chipmunk.
Hate throws Chipmunk into the turnbuckle, but Chipmunk reverses it.
Chipmunk tries a dropkick, but Hate steps out of the way.
Hate goes for a headlock driver, but Chipmunk blocks it.
Chipmunk attempts a headlock takedown, but Hate throws him off.
Hate attempts a lariat, but Chipmunk counters it with a hiptoss.
Chipmunk uses a backdrop on Hate.
Chipmunk covers Hate.
Blacky counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Chipmunk goes for a Gorilla Press, but Hate counters it with an elbowsmash.
Hate chops Chipmunk.
The crowd is giving Hate a standing ovation.
Hate punches Chipmunk.
Chipmunk chops Hate.
The crowd is behind Chipmunk all the way.
Chipmunk chops Hate.
Chipmunk hits a headlock takedown on Hate.
Chipmunk executes a dropkick against Hate.
Senor M enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Senor M nails Hate with a jumping knee strike.
Chipmunk uses a back suplex on Hate.
Senor M leaves the ring.
Chipmunk uses a headbutt on Hate.
Chipmunk catches Hate in a sleeperhold.
Hate gets ahold of the ropes after 6 seconds.
Chipmunk locks Hate in a sleeperhold.
Hate is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Hate is inching his way towards the ropes.
Hate is struggling to reach the ropes.
Hate gets ahold of the ropes after 17 seconds.
Chipmunk performs a fireman's carry against Hate.
Chipmunk is going for the cover.
Blacky counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Chipmunk locks Hate in a Boston crab.
Hate manages to grab the ropes after 5 seconds.
Chipmunk takes Hate down with a vertical suplex.
Chipmunk attempts a kick to the midsection, but Hate counters it with a legsweep.
Hate is going for the cover.
Blacky counts: One, two, kickout.
Hate executes a running knee strike against Chipmunk.
Hate attempts an arm trap neckbreaker, but Chipmunk blocks it.
Chipmunk throws Hate into the turnbuckle.
Chipmunk runs shoulder-first into the corner.
Chipmunk hits a punch on Hate.
Chipmunk whips Hate into the ropes, but Hate reverses it.
Hate hits Chipmunk with an elbow.
Hate executes a running knee strike against Chipmunk.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
Hate nails Chipmunk with a jumping neckbreaker.
Hate executes a snap suplex against Chipmunk.
Hate nails Chipmunk with a swinging neckbreaker.
Hate tags out to Ant Bear.
Senor M enters the ring, but gets cut off.
Ant Bear and Hate whip Chipmunk into the ropes.
They hit Chipmunk with a double kick to the midsection.
Hate leaves the ring.
Ant Bear performs a backbreaker against Chipmunk.
Ant Bear whips Chipmunk into the ropes.
Chipmunk hits Ant Bear with a kick.
Chipmunk tags out to Senor M.
NaturalDisaster enters the ring, but gets cut off.
Chipmunk goes for a dropkick, but Ant Bear steps out of the way and he hits Senor M.
Chipmunk leaves the ring.
Ant Bear goes for a back suplex, but Senor M turns in mid-air and lands on him.
Blacky counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Senor M uses a brain buster on Ant Bear.
The crowd is giving Senor M a standing ovation.
Senor M executes the One-Mister's Angel on Ant Bear.
Senor M goes for the pin.
Blacky counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.
Senor M takes Ant Bear down with a vertical suplex.
Senor M whips Ant Bear into the ropes, but Ant Bear reverses it.
Senor M hits Ant Bear with a clothesline.
Senor M whips Ant Bear into the ropes.
Ant Bear hits Senor M with a kick.
Ant Bear executes the Admin Lock on Senor M.
Senor M tries to escape the hold.
Senor M is struggling to reach the ropes.
Chipmunk enters the ring.
Senor M tries to fight the pain.
Chipmunk leaves the ring.
Senor M submits after 21 seconds.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.

The winners are Ant Bear, NaturalDisaster and Hate. Time of match: 0:18:01
Sim Rating: **** 1/4


Senor M shoves Chipmunk.
Chipmunk puts up his arms defensively.
por_please_ya shoves Chipmunk.
Senor M starts arguing with Chipmunk.
Chipmunk angrily points at por_please_ya.
por_please_ya argues with Chipmunk.
Senor M argues with por_please_ya.
por_please_ya shoves Senor M.
Chipmunk shoves por_please_ya.
The Nou Camp Combat Club continue to argue at ringside.

 

[PhenomenalV1]

New admin @Kennedy Parker clashes with would-be revolutionary @DenieD! And that's not all! D's match thread OP tormentor @The Jesus has been thrown into the mix to make it a triple threat!

This is perhaps the most surprisingly prescient match in SFAEW history.

 

[The Half Back]

Suck a fat one serial_thrilla. Should've stayed home with the feet up.

 

[Braklet]

Suck a fat one serial_thrilla. Should've stayed home with the feet up.

Doobage?

 

[PhenomenalV1]

THREE HUGE SWEETAMANIA ANNOUNCEMENTS


The pointy end of the wrestling season is staring us down again, and we here at SFAEW have three big matches to announce!




damicky and HARPSichord will defend their SFAEW World Tag Team Championships against Braklet and DragoDelph!





Frothies Mcveigh will defend the SFAEW Hardcore Championship against DenieD in a Falls Count Anywhere match!




And I will fight Kennedy Parker over his claim to become the SFAEW Creative Consultant.






Stay tuned, we'll be announcing the Prelim Finals round matches very soon!​

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

The pointy end of the wrestling season is staring us down again

Am I winning?

I take it you're keeping me well rested from the lower round bullshit until things get serious.

 

[PhenomenalV1]

This Sunday: The penultimate clashes of Season 34!



It's the SFAEW Prelims!



And what a card we have in store:







Following a series of accusations, The Jesus faces Kennedy Parker in a No DQ match!







After an inexplicable attack during a no.1 contenders match last week, pantskyle looks for retribution against VeinGlorious!






With only a week to go before he enters Hell in a Cell, can serial_thrilla keep his momentum up? Can TheInjuryFactory soften up the Dragons legend for his tag team partner The Half Back?






SFAEW Trios Champion Hate clashes with La-Li-Lu-Le-Lo hardman JT_the_Man-and there's a Trios Championship match at SweetaMania at stake!






World Tag Team Champions damicky and HARPSichord warm up for SweetaMania by taking on Agent93 and Intercity Champion Tonga Bob! Will we ever find out who Bob's defending his belt against at the Showcase of the Mortals? Stay tuned!



And in your main event:







A massive World Championship match with potential SweetaMania implications!

After he seemingly deliberately refused to help out his fellow Combat Club members, Chipmunk now finds himself with a World Title shot against Bonz on the eve of SweetaMania!


Should Bonz win, he'll face Tigerturbulance 1-on-1, and Chippy will face Senor M and por_please_ya in a triple threat.

Should Chipmunk win, the main event of SweetaMania will become a Fatal 5-Way between Chippy, M, Porps, Bonz and Turbo.


Every outcome here is designed to encourage these 5 superstars to get involved in this match...can anyone trust anyone?




See you Sunday!​

 

[PhenomenalV1]

We're only a week away from the Showcase of the Mortals, but we've got some threads to tie up and loosen!




It's time for the SFAEW Preliminary Finals!




Kicking us off this evening:

serial_thrilla takes on TheInjuryFactory!​

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

We're only a week away from the Showcase of the Mortals, but we've got some threads to tie up and loosen!




It's time for the SFAEW Preliminary Finals!




Kicking us off this evening:

serial_thrilla takes on TheInjuryFactory!​

Ahh my weekly tag of disappointment. Thanks Phenom, right on time

 

[PhenomenalV1]

They lock up.
Braklet and DragoDelph come to ringside.
serial_thrilla performs a Flatliner against The Injury Factory.
serial_thrilla runs into the ropes.
serial_thrilla executes a drop-down uppercut against The Injury Factory.
serial_thrilla attempts a Muscle Buster, but The Injury Factory counters it with an elbowsmash.
The Injury Factory runs into the ropes.
serial_thrilla executes an inverted atomic drop against The Injury Factory.
serial_thrilla performs a toss suplex against The Injury Factory.
serial_thrilla runs into the ropes.
serial_thrilla hits The Injury Factory with a kick.
serial_thrilla attempts a flying dropkick, but The Injury Factory steps out of the way.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
The Injury Factory takes serial_thrilla down with an Exploder suplex.
The Injury Factory executes a slap against serial_thrilla.
The Injury Factory runs into the ropes.
serial_thrilla hits The Injury Factory with an elbow.
serial_thrilla hits a side slam on The Injury Factory.
serial_thrilla works the crowd.
The chants for serial_thrilla are deafening.
serial_thrilla runs into the ropes.
serial_thrilla misses with a clothesline.
serial_thrilla executes a flying forearm against The Injury Factory.
serial_thrilla takes The Injury Factory down with an armdrag takedown.
serial_thrilla hits an inverted atomic drop on The Injury Factory.
serial_thrilla performs an open-handed chop against The Injury Factory.
serial_thrilla whips The Injury Factory into the turnbuckle, but
The Injury Factory reverses it.
The Injury Factory charges into the corner.
The Injury Factory performs a dragon suplex against serial_thrilla.
Mike Uppet counts: One, shoulder up.
The Injury Factory executes a basement dropkick against serial_thrilla.
The chants for The Injury Factory are deafening.
The Injury Factory hits a bodyslam on serial_thrilla.
DragoDelph throws serial_thrilla Chain, but The Injury Factory intercepts it.
The Injury Factory hits serial_thrilla with it and goes for the pin.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, kickout.
The Injury Factory runs into the ropes.
The Injury Factory hits serial_thrilla with a shoulderblock.
The Injury Factory attempts a release dragon suplex, but serial_thrilla blocks it.
serial_thrilla executes a moonsault bodyblock against The Injury Factory.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, kickout.
serial_thrilla goes for a side slam, but The Injury Factory counters it with
an armdrag takedown.
serial_thrilla re-reverses it.
serial_thrilla nails The Injury Factory with a springboard dropkick.
serial_thrilla runs into the ropes.
The Injury Factory hits serial_thrilla with a shoulderblock.
The Injury Factory executes a release German suplex against serial_thrilla.
The crowd is behind The Injury Factory all the way.
The Injury Factory covers serial_thrilla.
Mike Uppet counts: One, kickout.
The Injury Factory uses an inverted atomic drop on serial_thrilla.
The Injury Factory attempts to place serial_thrilla on the turnbuckle, but
serial_thrilla blocks it.
The Injury Factory executes the Gloria against serial_thrilla.
Mike Uppet counts: One, shoulder up.
The Injury Factory executes a spinebuster slam against serial_thrilla.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, kickout.
The Injury Factory executes a German suplex against serial_thrilla.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, kickout.
The Injury Factory throws serial_thrilla into the turnbuckle.
The Injury Factory runs shoulder-first into the corner.
The Injury Factory whips serial_thrilla into the ropes, but serial_thrilla reverses it.
serial_thrilla misses with a clothesline.
The Injury Factory performs a running single-leg dropkick against serial_thrilla.
The Injury Factory does the Tranquilo pose.
The chants for The Injury Factory are deafening.
The Injury Factory performs a dropkick to the knee against serial_thrilla.
The Injury Factory hits a swinging DDT on serial_thrilla.
The Injury Factory whips serial_thrilla into the turnbuckle.
The Injury Factory attempts an inverted atomic drop, but serial_thrilla blocks it.
serial_thrilla takes The Injury Factory down with a powerslam.
Mike Uppet counts: One, shoulder up.
serial_thrilla nails The Injury Factory with a front-layout suplex.
serial_thrilla works the crowd.
The chants for serial_thrilla are deafening.
serial_thrilla hits an elbowsmash on The Injury Factory.
serial_thrilla nails The Injury Factory with a springboard dropkick.
serial_thrilla places The Injury Factory on the turnbuckle.
serial_thrilla executes a superplex against The Injury Factory.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for serial_thrilla.
serial_thrilla hits The Injury Factory.
serial_thrilla hits The Injury Factory.
The Injury Factory kicks serial_thrilla.
The crowd is behind The Injury Factory all the way.
The Injury Factory punches serial_thrilla.
serial_thrilla kicks The Injury Factory.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
serial_thrilla kicks The Injury Factory.
The Injury Factory punches serial_thrilla.
The Injury Factory performs a spinebuster slam against serial_thrilla.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, kickout.
The Injury Factory whips serial_thrilla into the ropes.
serial_thrilla misses with a clothesline.
serial_thrilla performs a drop-down uppercut against The Injury Factory.
serial_thrilla performs a double leg slam against The Injury Factory.
serial_thrilla runs into the ropes.
serial_thrilla hits The Injury Factory with a kick.
serial_thrilla whips The Injury Factory into the ropes, but The Injury Factory reverses it.
The Injury Factory hits serial_thrilla with a clothesline.
The Injury Factory hits a somersault splash on serial_thrilla.
The crowd is behind The Injury Factory all the way.
The Injury Factory hits a forearm to the back on serial_thrilla.
The Injury Factory is going for the pin.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, kickout.
The Injury Factory launches serial_thrilla across the ring with a release dragon suplex.
The Injury Factory executes the Bosstino on serial_thrilla.
The Injury Factory goes for the pin.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, in the ropes...
The Injury Factory tries a bodyslam, but serial_thrilla blocks it.
serial_thrilla performs a kneelift against The Injury Factory.
serial_thrilla tries a vertical suplex, but The Injury Factory blocks it.
The Injury Factory whips serial_thrilla into the ropes.
serial_thrilla uses a flying forearm on The Injury Factory.
serial_thrilla performs an elbowsmash against The Injury Factory.
serial_thrilla whips The Injury Factory into the ropes.
serial_thrilla uses a superkick on The Injury Factory.
The crowd is giving serial_thrilla a standing ovation.
serial_thrilla uses a moonsault bodyblock on The Injury Factory.
Mike Uppet counts: One, kickout.
serial_thrilla attempts a superkick, but The Injury Factory ducks out of the way.
Braklet throws serial_thrilla Beez Trophy, but The Injury Factory intercepts it.
The Injury Factory hits serial_thrilla with it and goes for the pin.
Mike Uppet threatens The Injury Factory with disqualification.
The Injury Factory hits a kneebreaker on serial_thrilla.
The Injury Factory goes for a flying dropkick, but Braklet shoves him off the turnbuckle.
serial_thrilla attempts to place The Injury Factory on the turnbuckle, but
The Injury Factory blocks it.
serial_thrilla tries a dropkick, but The Injury Factory steps out of the way.
The Injury Factory performs an armdrag takedown against serial_thrilla.
The Injury Factory tries a leg scissors cross kneelock, but serial_thrilla kicks him off.
serial_thrilla places The Injury Factory on the turnbuckle.
serial_thrilla hits a superplex on The Injury Factory.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
serial_thrilla tries a double leg slam, but The Injury Factory counters it with a sunset flip.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, shoulder up.
The Injury Factory executes an open-handed chop against serial_thrilla.
The Injury Factory uses an open-handed chop on serial_thrilla.
Braklet throws serial_thrilla the ring bell.
serial_thrilla hits The Injury Factory with it and goes for the pin.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, shoulder up.
serial_thrilla executes the Take My Money on The Injury Factory.
The crowd erupts.
serial_thrilla goes for the pin.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.
serial_thrilla throws The Injury Factory out of the ring.
Mike Uppet counts: one, two, three, four, five, The Injury Factory reenters the ring.
serial_thrilla performs a Flatliner against The Injury Factory.
serial_thrilla whips The Injury Factory into the ropes.
The Injury Factory performs a running single-leg dropkick against serial_thrilla.
The Injury Factory covers serial_thrilla.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, kickout.
The Injury Factory runs into the ropes.
The Injury Factory executes a swinging DDT against serial_thrilla.
The Injury Factory performs an Exploder suplex against serial_thrilla.
The Injury Factory executes a flying dropkick against serial_thrilla.
The crowd is giving The Injury Factory a standing ovation.
The Injury Factory runs into the ropes.
serial_thrilla hits The Injury Factory with a backdrop.
serial_thrilla runs into the ropes.
The Injury Factory hits an inverted atomic drop on serial_thrilla.
The Injury Factory attempts a reverse neckbreaker, but serial_thrilla blocks it.
serial_thrilla attempts a Muscle Buster, but The Injury Factory blocks it.
The Injury Factory executes a slap against serial_thrilla.
The Injury Factory nails serial_thrilla with a German suplex.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, kickout.
The Injury Factory throws Mike Uppet over the top rope.
Mike Uppet is out cold.
Mike Uppet crawls back into the ring.
Mike Uppet is sporting a dazed look but is back on the job.
The Injury Factory uses a release German suplex on serial_thrilla.
The crowd erupts.
The Injury Factory executes the Bosstino on serial_thrilla.
The Injury Factory goes for the pin.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, thr... kickout.

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

@Braklet and @DragoDelph come to ringside.

Bring your kids to work day

 

[PhenomenalV1]

The Injury Factory hits a basement dropkick on serial_thrilla.
The Injury Factory uses a flying dropkick on serial_thrilla.
The Injury Factory hits a flying forearm on serial_thrilla.
The Injury Factory executes a bodyslam against serial_thrilla.
The Injury Factory is going for the cover.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.
The Injury Factory uses an Exploder suplex on serial_thrilla.
The Injury Factory whips serial_thrilla into the ropes.
serial_thrilla hits The Injury Factory with a kick.
serial_thrilla tries a flying dropkick, but The Injury Factory counters it with an intercept dropkick.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
The Injury Factory uses a dropkick to the back of the head on serial_thrilla.
The Injury Factory nails serial_thrilla with a spinebuster slam.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, kickout.
The Injury Factory complains about a slow count.
The Injury Factory executes a release German suplex against serial_thrilla.
The Injury Factory locks serial_thrilla in the Koji clutch.
serial_thrilla gets ahold of the ropes after being trapped for 6 seconds.
The Injury Factory tries a German suplex, but serial_thrilla counters it with an elbowsmash.
serial_thrilla takes The Injury Factory down with a draping DDT.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
serial_thrilla executes a kneelift against The Injury Factory.
serial_thrilla tries a powerslam, but The Injury Factory counters it with a sunset flip.
Mike Uppet counts: One, shoulder up.
The Injury Factory hits a legsweep on serial_thrilla.
The Injury Factory performs an inverted atomic drop against serial_thrilla.
The Injury Factory uses an open-handed chop on serial_thrilla.
The Injury Factory hits serial_thrilla.
The Injury Factory punches serial_thrilla.
serial_thrilla hits The Injury Factory.
The chants for serial_thrilla are deafening.
serial_thrilla kicks The Injury Factory.
The Injury Factory chops serial_thrilla.
The crowd is giving The Injury Factory a standing ovation.
The Injury Factory runs into the ropes.
The Injury Factory hits serial_thrilla with a kick.
The Injury Factory goes for a Northern Lights bomb, but serial_thrilla counters it with a small package.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.
serial_thrilla executes the Take My Money on The Injury Factory.
serial_thrilla goes for the pin.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
serial_thrilla hits an open-handed chop on The Injury Factory.
serial_thrilla throws The Injury Factory out of the ring.
serial_thrilla goes outside.
serial_thrilla uses an elbowsmash on The Injury Factory.
Mike Uppet counts: 1.
Braklet comes from behind and distracts The Injury Factory.
serial_thrilla gets back into the ring.
The Injury Factory climbs back into the ring.
serial_thrilla chops The Injury Factory.
serial_thrilla punches The Injury Factory.
The Injury Factory hits serial_thrilla.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
serial_thrilla chops The Injury Factory.
serial_thrilla whips The Injury Factory into the ropes, but The Injury Factory reverses it.
serial_thrilla uses a drop-down uppercut on The Injury Factory.
serial_thrilla runs into the ropes.
serial_thrilla hits The Injury Factory with an elbow.
serial_thrilla whips The Injury Factory into the ropes, but The Injury Factory reverses it.
serial_thrilla uses a flying forearm on The Injury Factory.
serial_thrilla hits an elbowsmash on The Injury Factory.
serial_thrilla tries the Vertebreaker, but The Injury Factory reverses it.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
The Injury Factory executes the Bosstino on serial_thrilla.
The Injury Factory goes for the pin.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
The Injury Factory takes serial_thrilla down with an armdrag takedown.
The Injury Factory performs an elbowsmash against serial_thrilla.
The Injury Factory whips serial_thrilla into the ropes.
serial_thrilla misses with an elbow.
The Injury Factory misses with a kick.
serial_thrilla hits The Injury Factory with a kick.
serial_thrilla executes a springboard cutter against The Injury Factory.
The crowd erupts.
serial_thrilla hits an armdrag takedown on The Injury Factory.
serial_thrilla whips The Injury Factory into the ropes.
The Injury Factory hits serial_thrilla with a clothesline.
serial_thrilla falls out of the ring.
The Injury Factory jumps onto him with a baseball slide.
Braklet comes from behind and distracts The Injury Factory.
serial_thrilla hits a hiptoss on The Injury Factory.
serial_thrilla tries a bodyslam, but The Injury Factory blocks it.
The Injury Factory uses a forearm to the back on serial_thrilla.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Mike Uppet counts: 1.
DragoDelph comes from behind and distracts The Injury Factory.
serial_thrilla executes a Flatliner against The Injury Factory.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
serial_thrilla throws The Injury Factory into the guardrail.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
serial_thrilla hits a DDT on The Injury Factory.
Mike Uppet counts: 2.
serial_thrilla hits an inverted atomic drop on The Injury Factory.
serial_thrilla throws The Injury Factory back into the ring.
serial_thrilla executes a springboard roundhouse kick against The Injury Factory.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, in the ropes...
serial_thrilla takes The Injury Factory down with an armdrag takedown.
serial_thrilla chops The Injury Factory.
serial_thrilla chops The Injury Factory.
serial_thrilla hits The Injury Factory.
serial_thrilla takes The Injury Factory down with a DDT.
serial_thrilla whips The Injury Factory into the ropes.
The Injury Factory hits a swinging DDT on serial_thrilla.
The crowd is giving The Injury Factory a standing ovation.
The Injury Factory whips serial_thrilla into the ropes, but serial_thrilla reverses it.
The Injury Factory nails serial_thrilla with a koppo kick.
The crowd is giving The Injury Factory a standing ovation.
The Injury Factory hits a forearm to the back on serial_thrilla.
The Injury Factory performs a dropkick to the knee against serial_thrilla.
The Injury Factory performs a flying forearm against serial_thrilla.
The Injury Factory runs into the ropes.
serial_thrilla misses with a clothesline.
The Injury Factory misses with a shoulderblock.
The Injury Factory executes a flying forearm against serial_thrilla.
The crowd erupts.
Braklet throws serial_thrilla the toolbox.
serial_thrilla nearly takes The Injury Factory head off with the toolbox.
The Injury Faction is cut open.
Mike Uppet calls for the DQ.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.

The winner by disqualification is TheInjuryFactory. Time of match: 0:19:42
Sim Rating: ****


The Half Back comes to ringside
Braklet and DragoDelph hit The Half Back with a double superkick.
Braklet handcuffs The Half Back to the ring post.
serial_thrilla throws The Injury Factory out of the ring.
DragoDelph places a chair under The Injury Factory's head.
Braklet forces The Half Back to watch as serial_thrilla executes a con-chair-to on The Injury Factory with the toolbox.



How that for upping the Hell in a Cell stakes, eh?

 

[PhenomenalV1]

Secondly:

Hate takes on JT_the_Man!​

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

The Injury Factory hits a basement dropkick on serial_thrilla.
The Injury Factory uses a flying dropkick on serial_thrilla.
The Injury Factory hits a flying forearm on serial_thrilla.
The Injury Factory executes a bodyslam against serial_thrilla.
The Injury Factory is going for the cover.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.
The Injury Factory uses an Exploder suplex on serial_thrilla.
The Injury Factory whips serial_thrilla into the ropes.
serial_thrilla hits The Injury Factory with a kick.
serial_thrilla tries a flying dropkick, but The Injury Factory counters it with an intercept dropkick.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
The Injury Factory uses a dropkick to the back of the head on serial_thrilla.
The Injury Factory nails serial_thrilla with a spinebuster slam.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, kickout.
The Injury Factory complains about a slow count.
The Injury Factory executes a release German suplex against serial_thrilla.
The Injury Factory locks serial_thrilla in the Koji clutch.
serial_thrilla gets ahold of the ropes after being trapped for 6 seconds.
The Injury Factory tries a German suplex, but serial_thrilla counters it with an elbowsmash.
serial_thrilla takes The Injury Factory down with a draping DDT.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
serial_thrilla executes a kneelift against The Injury Factory.
serial_thrilla tries a powerslam, but The Injury Factory counters it with a sunset flip.
Mike Uppet counts: One, shoulder up.
The Injury Factory hits a legsweep on serial_thrilla.
The Injury Factory performs an inverted atomic drop against serial_thrilla.
The Injury Factory uses an open-handed chop on serial_thrilla.
The Injury Factory hits serial_thrilla.
The Injury Factory punches serial_thrilla.
serial_thrilla hits The Injury Factory.
The chants for serial_thrilla are deafening.
serial_thrilla kicks The Injury Factory.
The Injury Factory chops serial_thrilla.
The crowd is giving The Injury Factory a standing ovation.
The Injury Factory runs into the ropes.
The Injury Factory hits serial_thrilla with a kick.
The Injury Factory goes for a Northern Lights bomb, but serial_thrilla counters it with a small package.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.
serial_thrilla executes the Take My Money on The Injury Factory.
serial_thrilla goes for the pin.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
serial_thrilla hits an open-handed chop on The Injury Factory.
serial_thrilla throws The Injury Factory out of the ring.
serial_thrilla goes outside.
serial_thrilla uses an elbowsmash on The Injury Factory.
Mike Uppet counts: 1.
Braklet comes from behind and distracts The Injury Factory.
serial_thrilla gets back into the ring.
The Injury Factory climbs back into the ring.
serial_thrilla chops The Injury Factory.
serial_thrilla punches The Injury Factory.
The Injury Factory hits serial_thrilla.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
serial_thrilla chops The Injury Factory.
serial_thrilla whips The Injury Factory into the ropes, but The Injury Factory reverses it.
serial_thrilla uses a drop-down uppercut on The Injury Factory.
serial_thrilla runs into the ropes.
serial_thrilla hits The Injury Factory with an elbow.
serial_thrilla whips The Injury Factory into the ropes, but The Injury Factory reverses it.
serial_thrilla uses a flying forearm on The Injury Factory.
serial_thrilla hits an elbowsmash on The Injury Factory.
serial_thrilla tries the Vertebreaker, but The Injury Factory reverses it.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
The Injury Factory executes the Bosstino on serial_thrilla.
The Injury Factory goes for the pin.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
The Injury Factory takes serial_thrilla down with an armdrag takedown.
The Injury Factory performs an elbowsmash against serial_thrilla.
The Injury Factory whips serial_thrilla into the ropes.
serial_thrilla misses with an elbow.
The Injury Factory misses with a kick.
serial_thrilla hits The Injury Factory with a kick.
serial_thrilla executes a springboard cutter against The Injury Factory.
The crowd erupts.
serial_thrilla hits an armdrag takedown on The Injury Factory.
serial_thrilla whips The Injury Factory into the ropes.
The Injury Factory hits serial_thrilla with a clothesline.
serial_thrilla falls out of the ring.
The Injury Factory jumps onto him with a baseball slide.
Braklet comes from behind and distracts The Injury Factory.
serial_thrilla hits a hiptoss on The Injury Factory.
serial_thrilla tries a bodyslam, but The Injury Factory blocks it.
The Injury Factory uses a forearm to the back on serial_thrilla.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Mike Uppet counts: 1.
DragoDelph comes from behind and distracts The Injury Factory.
serial_thrilla executes a Flatliner against The Injury Factory.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
serial_thrilla throws The Injury Factory into the guardrail.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
serial_thrilla hits a DDT on The Injury Factory.
Mike Uppet counts: 2.
serial_thrilla hits an inverted atomic drop on The Injury Factory.
serial_thrilla throws The Injury Factory back into the ring.
serial_thrilla executes a springboard roundhouse kick against The Injury Factory.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, in the ropes...
serial_thrilla takes The Injury Factory down with an armdrag takedown.
serial_thrilla chops The Injury Factory.
serial_thrilla chops The Injury Factory.
serial_thrilla hits The Injury Factory.
serial_thrilla takes The Injury Factory down with a DDT.
serial_thrilla whips The Injury Factory into the ropes.
The Injury Factory hits a swinging DDT on serial_thrilla.
The crowd is giving The Injury Factory a standing ovation.
The Injury Factory whips serial_thrilla into the ropes, but serial_thrilla reverses it.
The Injury Factory nails serial_thrilla with a koppo kick.
The crowd is giving The Injury Factory a standing ovation.
The Injury Factory hits a forearm to the back on serial_thrilla.
The Injury Factory performs a dropkick to the knee against serial_thrilla.
The Injury Factory performs a flying forearm against serial_thrilla.
The Injury Factory runs into the ropes.
serial_thrilla misses with a clothesline.
The Injury Factory misses with a shoulderblock.
The Injury Factory executes a flying forearm against serial_thrilla.
The crowd erupts.
Braklet throws serial_thrilla the toolbox.
serial_thrilla nearly takes The Injury Factory head off with the toolbox.
The Injury Faction is cut open.
Mike Uppet calls for the DQ.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.

The winner by disqualification is TheInjuryFactory. Time of match: 0:19:42
Sim Rating: ****


The Half Back comes to ringside
Braklet and DragoDelph hit The Half Back with a double superkick.
Braklet handcuffs The Half Back to the ring post.
serial_thrilla throws The Injury Factory out of the ring.
DragoDelph places a chair under The Injury Factory's head.
Braklet forces The Half Back to watch as serial_thrilla executes a con-chair-to on The Injury Factory with the toolbox.



How that for upping the Hell in a Cell stakes, eh?

My beautiful face

 

[Chipmunk]

My beautiful face

 

[PhenomenalV1]

They lock up.
JT_The_Man throws Hate out of the ring.
JT_The_Man jumps onto him with a tope suicida.
Manangatang counts: 1.
JT_The_Man nails Hate with a fireman's carry drop.
Manangatang counts: 2.
Manangatang counts: 3.
Manangatang counts: 4.
JT_The_Man reenters the ring.
Hate climbs back into the ring.
Hate brings the table into the ring.
Hate attempts a headlock driver, but JT_The_Man counters it with a back suplex.
In turn, Hate counters it with an elbowsmash.
Hate sets up JT_The_Man on the table.
Hate tries to drive JT_The_Man through the table with an elbowdrop, but he moves out of the way.
The table is broken in half.
The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos.
JT_The_Man whips Hate into the ropes.
JT_The_Man misses with a shoulderblock.
JT_The_Man goes for an overhead belly-to-belly suplex, but Hate blocks it.
Hate uses a kneelift on JT_The_Man.
Hate performs a kneelift against JT_The_Man.
Hate hits JT_The_Man.
The crowd is behind Hate all the way.
Hate kicks JT_The_Man.
Hate nails JT_The_Man with a side slam.
Hate is going for the pin.
Manangatang counts: One, two, kickout.
Hate complains about a slow count.
Hate throws JT_The_Man out of the ring.
Manangatang counts: one, two, three, four, five, JT_The_Man reenters the ring.
Hate executes a Samoan Driver against JT_The_Man.
Manangatang counts: One, two, kickout.
Hate complains about a slow count.
Hate performs a dragon screw against JT_The_Man.
Hate hits a diving elbowdrop on JT_The_Man.
Hate is going for the cover.
Manangatang counts: One, two, kickout.
Hate runs into the ropes.
Hate hits JT_The_Man with a shoulderblock.
Hate covers JT_The_Man.
Manangatang counts: One, two, kickout.
Hate complains about a slow count.
Hate gets a figure-four leglock on JT_The_Man.
JT_The_Man is valiantly trying to break the hold.
JT_The_Man is struggling to reach the ropes.
Hate lets go after 13 seconds.
Hate uses a back suplex on JT_The_Man.
Hate nails JT_The_Man with a headlock driver.
Hate nails JT_The_Man with the Orange Crush Bomb.
Manangatang counts: One, two, kickout.
Hate whips JT_The_Man into the ropes.
JT_The_Man performs a swinging neckbreaker against Hate.
The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos.
JT_The_Man goes for a belly-to-belly suplex, but Hate blocks it.
Hate performs a cradle piledriver against JT_The_Man.
Hate uses an arm trap neckbreaker on JT_The_Man.
Hate works the crowd.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
Hate nails JT_The_Man with a swinging neckbreaker.
Hate uses a chop on JT_The_Man.
Hate runs into the ropes.
JT_The_Man misses with a kick.
Hate tries a lariat, but JT_The_Man counters it with a crucifix.
Manangatang counts: One, two, three.
Numerous fans are using JT_The_Man as target practice.

The winner is JT_the_Man. Time of match: 0:04:06
Sim Rating: *** 1/4


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