Event SFAEW Season 35: SweetaMania V On Now!

[Kennedy Parker]

PhenomenalV1 slams Kennedy Parker into the gravestone.
PhenomenalV1 sets up Kennedy Parker in the burial plot.
PhenomenalV1 executes the La-Li-Lu-Le-Lowdown on Kennedy Parker.
The crowd is giving PhenomenalV1 a standing ovation.
PhenomenalV1 tries a single arm DDT, but Elton John's Wig stops him.
PhenomenalV1 argues with Elton John's Wig.
JoshWoodenSpoon, JT_the_Man and thewizardmelon come to the burial plot.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for PhenomenalV1.
PhenomenalV1 gestures at Elton John's Wig to the La-Li-Lu-Le-Lo.
Elton John's Wig asks for a microphone.

Elton: Fellas...NOW!

JoshWoodenSpoon hits a lariat on PhenomenalV1.
JT_The_Man has a shocked look on his face.
JoshWoodenSpoon nails a series of mounted punches on PhenomenalV1.
Elton John's Wig helps Kennedy Parker out of the burial plot.
JT_The_Man attacks JoshWoodenSpoon from behind.
JT_The_Man hits a German suplex on JoshWoodenSpoon.
JT_The_Man locks the Medal Winner in on JoshWoodenSpoon.
JoshWoodenSpoon is fading fast.
TheWizardMelon breaks up the submission.
TheWizardMelon hits a running knee on JT_The_Man.
JoshWoodenSpoon executes the Good Blend on JT_The_Man onto the dirt.
Elton John's Wig executes the Mandible Claw on JT_The_Man.
JT_The_Man is struggling to break the hold.
JT_The_Man is fading fast.
Elton John's Wig releases the hold.
Elton John's Wig hits a double-arm DDT on JT_The_Man onto the dirt.
JT_The_Man is out cold.
TheWizardMelon and JoshWoodenSpoon throw JT_The_Man into the burial plot.
PhenomenalV1 hits an elbow strike on Elton John's wig.
PhenomenalV1 goes for the La-Li-Lu-Le-Lowdown, but Elton John's Wig counters with a hair pull.
Elton John's Wig locks the Mandible Claw in on PhenomenalV1.
PhenomenalV1 is struggling to break the hold.
PhenomenalV1 flails around.
PhenomenalV1 is fading fast.
PhenomenalV1 is out cold.
Elton John's Wig throws PhenomenalV1 into the burial plot.
Elton John's Wig grabs the microphone.

Elton: Bring 'er in, Ned!

Ned_Flanders drives an excavator into the arena.
Ned_Flanders releases dirt from the excavator.
PhenomenalV1 and JT_the_Man have been buried alive.

The winner is Kennedy Parker. Time of match: 0:17:40
Sim Rating: *** 3/4



Kennedy Parker goes to shake Elton John's Wig's hand.
Elton John's Wig shakes hands with Kennedy Parker.



...



Elton John's Wig hits a low blow on Kennedy Parker.
Elton John's Wig nails a double-arm DDT on Kennedy Parker.
Elton John's Wig barks instructions to TheWizardMelon and JoshWoodenSpoon.
Elton John's Wig, TheWizardMelon and JoshWoodenSpoon drive Kennedy Parker into the gravestone.
The gravestone is broken in half.
Kennedy Parker is out cold.
Elton John's Wig barks orders at Ned_Flanders.
Ned_Flanders uses the excavator to heap dirt onto Kennedy Parker.



Elton John's Wig picks up the microphone.
Elton John's Wig addresses the crowd.


Elton: Do you know how long I've been waiting to do that?!

Do you know how damn long I've been used as a pawn in a chess match between two tyrants?!

FIVE ******* MONTHS, MAN!


Elton John's Wig starts tearing his hair out.


Elton: It does a number to ya!

Only carin' to make favours that you'll know will never be paid back...


YOU SICK BASTARDS!


Why do you think we waited for this? To bury the two men who ruined our lives!

There's just us now. Elton, Josh, Melon, Ned...



WE ARE THE WHINE CELLAR! AND WE WILL NOT STOP UNTIL THE FURY SUBSIDES

Absolute cringe storytelling, I have had very little to do with Elton Johns Wig in SFAEW, if anything it would be more compelling if we were to be in an alliance. But hey, I'm just a consultant. ¯\(ツ)/¯

 

[Kennedy Parker]

Certainly not a king on the microphone, that EJW.

Elton John "Suffering Succotash" Wig.

 

[The Filth Wizard]

Elton John "Suffering Succotash" Wig.

 

[The Filth Wizard]

 

[PhenomenalV1]

The intern responsible for writing Elton's promos has been apprehended and is currently being forced to cook Kennedy Parker a full English breakfast every day for the rest of his life.

 

[Bonz]

They lock up.
Braklet performs a bulldog against The Injury Factory.
Braklet performs a slingshot elbowdrop against The Injury Factory.
Numerous fans are using Braklet as target practice.
Braklet performs a kneedrop against The Injury Factory.
Braklet covers The Injury Factory.
Manangatang counts: One, two, kickout.
Braklet executes a facerake against The Injury Factory.
Braklet whips The Injury Factory into the ropes.
The Injury Factory performs a swinging neckbreaker against Braklet.
The Injury Factory covers Braklet.
Manangatang counts: One, two, shoulder up.
The Injury Factory whips Braklet into the ropes.
The Injury Factory performs a legsweep against Braklet.
The Injury Factory whips Braklet into the ropes.
The Injury Factory misses with an elbow.
Braklet performs a leg lariat against The Injury Factory.
Braklet tries a snap mare, but The Injury Factory blocks it.
The Injury Factory executes a dropkick to the knee against Braklet.
The Injury Factory punches Braklet.
The crowd is giving The Injury Factory a standing ovation.
Braklet hits The Injury Factory.
The ring is quickly filling up with debris.
Braklet punches The Injury Factory.
Braklet punches The Injury Factory.
Braklet whips The Injury Factory into the ropes.
Braklet hits The Injury Factory with a kick.
Braklet uses an enzuigiri on The Injury Factory.
Braklet attempts a Gory lock faceslam, but The Injury Factory counters it with a backslide.
Manangatang counts: One, two, shoulder up.
The Injury Factory complains about a slow count.
The Injury Factory performs a Northern Lights bomb against Braklet.
The Injury Factory launches Braklet across the ring with a release German suplex.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for The Injury Factory.
The Injury Factory performs an elbowsmash against Braklet.
The Injury Factory executes a slap against Braklet.
Braklet begs off.
The Injury Factory hits an inverted facelock backbreaker on Braklet.
The Injury Factory performs a basement dropkick against Braklet.
The Injury Factory attempts a twisting moonsault, but Braklet rolls out of the way.
Braklet performs an elbowdrop against The Injury Factory.
Braklet goes for a back suplex, but The Injury Factory blocks it.
The Injury Factory attempts a kneebreaker, but Braklet counters it with an elbowsmash.
Braklet performs a bulldog against The Injury Factory.
Braklet is being booed out of the building.
Braklet gets a sleeperhold on The Injury Factory.
The Injury Factory is struggling to reach the ropes.
The Injury Factory tries to escape the hold.
The Injury Factory inches his way towards the ropes after being trapped for 18 seconds.
Braklet hits a Russian legsweep on The Injury Factory.
Braklet executes a jawbreaker against The Injury Factory.
Braklet works the crowd.
Braklet executes a knee to the back against The Injury Factory.
Braklet runs into the ropes.
The Injury Factory hits Braklet with a kick.
The Injury Factory does the Tranquilo pose.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for The Injury Factory.
The Injury Factory uses an open-handed chop on Braklet.
The Injury Factory tries an Exploder suplex, but Braklet blocks it.
Braklet performs a superkick against The Injury Factory.
Braklet runs into the ropes.
Braklet attempts a leg lariat, but The Injury Factory ducks out of the way.
The Injury Factory uses a reverse neckbreaker on Braklet.
The Injury Factory goes for a bodyslam, but Braklet counters it with an elbowsmash.
Braklet punches The Injury Factory.
The decibel level in the building is unbelievable.
The Injury Factory kicks Braklet.
The crowd is giving The Injury Factory a standing ovation.
The Injury Factory chops Braklet.
The Injury Factory kicks Braklet.
Braklet hits The Injury Factory.
Braklet kicks The Injury Factory.
The decibel level in the building is unbelievable.
Braklet uses a bodyslam on The Injury Factory.
Braklet executes a chop against The Injury Factory.
Braklet whips The Injury Factory into the ropes, but The Injury Factory reverses it.
Braklet uses a swinging neckbreaker on The Injury Factory.
Braklet uses a jawbreaker on The Injury Factory.
Braklet tries a sleeperhold, but The Injury Factory blocks it.
The Injury Factory goes for a bodyslam, but Braklet counters it with a small package.
Manangatang counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Braklet hits a bulldog on The Injury Factory.
Braklet whips The Injury Factory into the ropes, but The Injury Factory reverses it.
The Injury Factory misses with an elbow.
Braklet performs a swinging neckbreaker against The Injury Factory.
Braklet is going for the cover.
Manangatang counts: One, two, kickout.
Braklet performs a reverse neckbreaker against The Injury Factory.
Braklet whips The Injury Factory into the ropes.
The Injury Factory uses a running single-leg dropkick on Braklet.
The crowd erupts.
The Injury Factory performs an over-the-top stunner against Braklet.
The Injury Factory hits an elbowsmash on Braklet.
The Injury Factory executes a reverse Frankensteiner against Braklet.
The Injury Factory performs a koppo kick against Braklet.
The Injury Factory runs into the ropes.
The Injury Factory misses with a kick.
Braklet performs a fist to the midsection against The Injury Factory.
Braklet performs a dropkick against The Injury Factory.
Braklet uses a vertical suplex on The Injury Factory.
Braklet runs into the ropes.
Braklet executes a leg lariat against The Injury Factory.
Braklet goes for a reverse neckbreaker, but The Injury Factory blocks it.
The Injury Factory puts Braklet in a leg scissors cross kneelock.
Braklet manages to grab the ropes after 13 seconds.
The Injury Factory attempts the Gloria, but Braklet counters it with an elbowsmash.
Braklet executes the Squid Clutch on The Injury Factory.
The Injury Factory is inching his way towards the ropes.
The Injury Factory is valiantly trying to break the hold.
The Injury Factory tries to fight the pain.
The Injury Factory is writhing in pain.
Manangatang asks The Injury Factory if he's still there.
The Injury Factory nods.
Manangatang asks The Injury Factory if he's had enough.
The Injury Factory shakes his head.
Manangatang asks The Injury Factory if he should stop the fight.
The Injury Factory shakes his head.
The Injury Factory is close to passing out from the pain.
Manangatang checks The Injury Factory's arm.
He lifts it... it stays up!
The Injury Factory fights his way out of the hold after 50 seconds.
The Injury Factory attempts an over-the-top stunner, but Braklet
counters it with a back suplex.
Braklet executes the Squid Clutch on The Injury Factory.
The Injury Factory is valiantly trying to break the hold.
The Injury Factory is struggling to reach the ropes.
The Injury Factory is valiantly trying to break the hold.
The Injury Factory breaks the hold after 20 seconds.
The Injury Factory executes the Bosstino on Braklet.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for The Injury Factory.
The Injury Factory goes for the pin.
Manangatang counts: One, two, three.

The winner is TheInjuryFactory. Time of match: 0:10:06
Sim Rating: **** 1/4



And TIF successfully keeps his showdown with Bonz a one-on-one affair! We'll be seeing that clash of titans in Round 11!

Sorry in advance TheInjuryFactory it's nothing personal and you're one of the few I would consider a tag team with.

 

[Elton Johns Wig]

Certainly not a king on the microphone, that EJW.

Don't come at me, I didn't write this garbage.

Absolute cringe storytelling, I have had very little to do with Elton Johns Wig in SFAEW, if anything it would be more compelling if we were to be in an alliance. But hey, I'm just a consultant. ¯\(ツ)/¯

Well ******* consult then!!

The intern responsible for writing Elton's promos has been apprehended and is currently being forced to cook Kennedy Parker a full English breakfast every day for the rest of his life.

The truth will out...

 

[Elton Johns Wig]

The Whine Cellar is a ******* terrible name PhenomenalV1

 

[Kennedy Parker]

Don't come at me, I didn't write this garbage.



Well ******* consult then!!



The truth will out...

Like everything in the consulting industry, the consultant's advice never gets taken. It's a synonym for professional useless person.

 

[PhenomenalV1]

The Whine Cellar is a ******* terrible name PhenomenalV1

How dare you. The creative team spent a good 5 minutes coming up with it.

 

[Braklet]

The Injury Factory executes the Bosstino on Braklet.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for The Injury Factory.
The Injury Factory goes for the pin.
Manangatang counts: One, two, three.

The winner is TheInjuryFactory. Time of match: 0:10:06
Sim Rating: **** 1/4



And TIF successfully keeps his showdown with Bonz a one-on-one affair! We'll be seeing that clash of titans in Round 11!

 

[Elton Johns Wig]

How dare you. The creative team spent a good 5 minutes coming up with it.

4.5 minutes wasted ffs

 

[The Filth Wizard]

For this insolence I expect to see an EJW interview opening every show for the next month.

 

[Elton Johns Wig]

For this insolence I expect to see an EJW interview opening every show for the next month.

Give the people what they want

 

[serial_thrilla]

Something seemed a little off with EJW during his promo...I think this may give us a hint at what caused it:

 

[Elton Johns Wig]

Something seemed a little off with EJW during his promo...I think this may give us a hint at what caused it:

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Didn't pick you as a transphobe but there you go.

 

[U2tigers]

Something seemed a little off with EJW during his promo...I think this may give us a hint at what caused it:

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I take it you are having a bit of a week off, with no training this week.

ShaunDuggan has gone Freakin quiet the last couple of days.

I look forward to being ringside come your match on Sunday.

 

[serial_thrilla]

Didn't pick you as a transphobe but there you go.

No, not that. Look elsewhere.

 

[ShaunDuggan]

They lock up.
serial_thrilla comes to ringside.
U2Tigers performs a release German suplex against Shaun Freakin' Duggan.
There are lots of chants for U2Tigers.
U2Tigers attempts to place Shaun Freakin' Duggan on the turnbuckle, but
Shaun Freakin' Duggan blocks it.
U2Tigers throws Shaun Freakin' Duggan into the turnbuckle, but
Shaun Freakin' Duggan reverses it.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan charges into the corner, but U2Tigers lifts his leg.
U2Tigers runs into the ropes.
U2Tigers misses with a clothesline.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan hits U2Tigers with a backdrop.
U2Tigers falls out of the ring.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan goes for a tope con hilo, but U2Tigers moves out of the way.
The chants for U2Tigers are deafening.
U2Tigers runs Shaun Freakin' Duggan into the ringsteps.
U2Tigers shoves Shaun Freakin' Duggan into the guardrail.
Blacky counts: 1.
Blacky counts: 2.
U2Tigers climbs back into the ring.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan climbs back into the ring.
U2Tigers hits a Russian legsweep on Shaun Freakin' Duggan.
U2Tigers performs a flying cross body press against Shaun Freakin' Duggan.
Blacky counts: One, kickout.
U2Tigers attempts a Russian legsweep, but Shaun Freakin' Duggan
counters it with an elbowsmash.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan attempts to place U2Tigers on the turnbuckle, but U2Tigers blocks it.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan executes a snap suplex against U2Tigers.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan uses an enzuigiri on U2Tigers.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan further incites the crowd.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan works the crowd.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan performs a reverse neckbreaker against U2Tigers.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan is going for the cover.
Blacky counts: One, two, kickout.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan executes a frog splash against U2Tigers.
Blacky counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan works the crowd.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan hits a superkick on U2Tigers.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan performs a frog splash against U2Tigers.
Blacky counts: One, two, kickout.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan works the crowd.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan goes for a Blockbuster, but U2Tigers steps out of the way.
U2Tigers runs into the ropes.
U2Tigers hits Shaun Freakin' Duggan with a shoulderblock.
U2Tigers attempts a bodyslam, but Shaun Freakin' Duggan blocks it.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan whips U2Tigers into the ropes.
U2Tigers goes for a spinning leg lariat, but Shaun Freakin' Duggan steps out of the way.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan runs into the ropes.
U2Tigers takes Shaun Freakin' Duggan down with an armdrag takedown.
U2Tigers attempts a powerslam, but Shaun Freakin' Duggan counters it with a swinging neckbreaker.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan performs a standing moonsault against U2Tigers.
Blacky counts: One, shoulder up.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan tries a high knee, but U2Tigers ducks out of the way.
U2Tigers runs into the ropes.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan misses with a clothesline.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan tries a dropkick, but U2Tigers steps out of the way.
U2Tigers hits a flying spinning leg lariat on Shaun Freakin' Duggan.
The chants for U2Tigers are deafening.
U2Tigers tries a spinning leg lariat, but Shaun Freakin' Duggan steps out of the way.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan takes U2Tigers down with a back suplex.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan covers U2Tigers.
Blacky counts: One, kickout.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan hits a back suplex on U2Tigers.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan uses the Phoenix Splash on U2Tigers.
Blacky counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan performs a kneedrop against U2Tigers.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan is being booed like there is no tomorrow.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan nails U2Tigers with a lariat.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan is going for the pin.
Blacky counts: One, shoulder up.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan whips U2Tigers into the ropes.
U2Tigers executes a spinning headscissors against Shaun Freakin' Duggan.
U2Tigers performs a dropkick against Shaun Freakin' Duggan.
U2Tigers puts Shaun Freakin' Duggan in an arm triangle.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan makes it to the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
U2Tigers works the crowd.
The chants for U2Tigers are deafening.
U2Tigers executes a dropkick against Shaun Freakin' Duggan.
U2Tigers throws Shaun Freakin' Duggan into the turnbuckle, but
Shaun Freakin' Duggan reverses it.
U2Tigers comes back, but is met with a clothesline.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan uses a chop on U2Tigers.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan executes a bodyslam against U2Tigers.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan attempts a kneedrop, but U2Tigers rolls out of the way.
The crowd erupts.
U2Tigers throws Shaun Freakin' Duggan out of the ring.
U2Tigers goes through the ropes.
Blacky counts: 1.
Blacky counts: 2.
U2Tigers throws Shaun Freakin' Duggan into the ringsteps.
U2Tigers clears the announcers' table.
U2Tigers sets up Shaun Freakin' Duggan on the announcers' table.
U2Tigers executes a back suplex through the table.
The table is broken in half.
Blacky counts: 3.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
U2Tigers attempts a dropkick, but Shaun Freakin' Duggan steps out of the way.
Blacky counts: 4.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan tries a spinning mule kick, but U2Tigers ducks out of the way.
U2Tigers throws Shaun Freakin' Duggan back into the ring.
U2Tigers brings the table into the ring.
U2Tigers sets up Shaun Freakin' Duggan on the announcers' table.
U2Tigers tries to drive Shaun Freakin' Duggan through the table with
a back suplex, but he blocks it.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan performs a spinning mule kick against U2Tigers.
Numerous fans are using Shaun Freakin' Duggan as target practice.
serial_thrilla throws U2Tigers a road sign.
U2Tigers hits Shaun Freakin' Duggan with it and goes for the pin.
Blacky counts: One, two, kickout.
U2Tigers places Shaun Freakin' Duggan on the turnbuckle.
U2Tigers executes a superplex against Shaun Freakin' Duggan.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
U2Tigers gives the sign for the The Edge.
U2Tigers runs into the ropes.
U2Tigers executes the The Edge on Shaun Freakin' Duggan.
U2Tigers goes for the pin.
Blacky counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
U2Tigers goes for a powerslam, but Shaun Freakin' Duggan counters it with a high cross body.
Blacky counts: One, shoulder up.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan sets up U2Tigers on the announcers' table.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan tries to drive U2Tigers through the table with a frog splash, but he moves out of the way.
The table is broken in half.
U2Tigers goes for a back suplex, but Shaun Freakin' Duggan blocks it.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan uses the Pedigree on U2Tigers.
Blacky counts: One, two, kickout.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan executes a lariat against U2Tigers.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan is going for the cover.
Blacky counts: One, two, kickout.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan tries a high knee, but U2Tigers ducks out of the way.
U2Tigers kicks Shaun Freakin' Duggan.
U2Tigers punches Shaun Freakin' Duggan.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan hits U2Tigers.
U2Tigers chops Shaun Freakin' Duggan.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan hits U2Tigers.
Numerous fans are using Shaun Freakin' Duggan as target practice.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan executes a short-arm high knee against U2Tigers.
The ring is quickly filling up with debris.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan performs the Pedigree against U2Tigers.
Blacky counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan attempts to place U2Tigers on the turnbuckle, but U2Tigers blocks it.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan attempts to place U2Tigers on the turnbuckle, but U2Tigers blocks it.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan chops U2Tigers.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan chops U2Tigers.
U2Tigers hits Shaun Freakin' Duggan.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
U2Tigers chops Shaun Freakin' Duggan.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan hits U2Tigers.
The decibel level in the building is unbelievable.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan kicks U2Tigers.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan executes an armdrag takedown against U2Tigers.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan nails U2Tigers with a lariat.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan runs into the ropes.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan executes the DuggWalker on U2Tigers.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan goes for the pin.
Blacky counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan tries a short-arm high knee, but U2Tigers ducks out of the way.
U2Tigers whips Shaun Freakin' Duggan into the ropes, but Shaun Freakin' Duggan reverses it.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan hits U2Tigers with a clothesline.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan runs into the ropes.
U2Tigers misses with a clothesline.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan nails U2Tigers with the Sling Blade.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan whips U2Tigers into the ropes.
U2Tigers performs a spinning leg lariat against Shaun Freakin' Duggan.
U2Tigers performs a chop against Shaun Freakin' Duggan.
U2Tigers throws Shaun Freakin' Duggan out of the ring.
U2Tigers jumps onto him with a tope con hilo.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
U2Tigers executes a bulldog against Shaun Freakin' Duggan.
U2Tigers takes Shaun Freakin' Duggan down with a fisherman suplex.
Blacky counts: 1.
U2Tigers whips Shaun Freakin' Duggan into the guardrail.
Blacky counts: 2.
U2Tigers tries a backbreaker, but Shaun Freakin' Duggan counters it with an elbowsmash.
Blacky counts: 3.
Blacky counts: 4.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
U2Tigers executes a sleeper slam against Shaun Freakin' Duggan.
Blacky counts: 5.
U2Tigers executes a sleeper slam against Shaun Freakin' Duggan.
U2Tigers attempts a fisherman suplex, but Shaun Freakin' Duggan blocks it.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan gets back into the ring.
U2Tigers climbs back into the ring.
U2Tigers brings the table into the ring.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan sets up U2Tigers on the announcers' table.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan executes the Phoenix Splash through the table.
The table is broken in half.
The ring is quickly filling up with debris.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan tries a rolling elbowsmash, but U2Tigers ducks out of the way.
U2Tigers gives the sign for the The Edge.
U2Tigers executes the The Edge on Shaun Freakin' Duggan.
The crowd is giving U2Tigers a standing ovation.
U2Tigers goes for the pin.
Blacky counts: One, kickout.
U2Tigers runs into the ropes.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan executes a superkick against U2Tigers.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan is going for the pin.
Blacky counts: One, two, kickout.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan executes an enzuigiri against U2Tigers.
The crowd is vociferously booing Shaun Freakin' Duggan.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan hits a snap mare on U2Tigers.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan tries a Falcon Arrow, but U2Tigers slides down his back.
U2Tigers performs a dropkick against Shaun Freakin' Duggan.
U2Tigers puts Shaun Freakin' Duggan in a cross-face submission.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan is struggling to reach the ropes.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan grabs the ropes after being trapped for 18 seconds.
U2Tigers catches Shaun Freakin' Duggan in an arm triangle.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan is struggling to reach the ropes.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan reaches the ropes after holding out for 16 seconds.
U2Tigers runs into the ropes.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan hits U2Tigers with a shoulderblock.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan runs into the ropes.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan executes the DuggWalker on U2Tigers.
The ring is quickly filling up with debris.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan goes for the pin.
Blacky counts: One, two, serial_thrilla pulls Blacky out of the ring.
serial_thrilla hits Shaun Freakin' Duggan with a snap DDT.
serial_thrilla lines up Shaun Freakin' Duggan.
serial_thrilla nearly takes Shaun Freakin' Duggan head off with the SFAEW Intercity Championship.
serial_thrilla pulls U2Tigers on top of Shaun Freakin' Duggan.
Blacky crawls back into the ring.
Blacky counts: One, two, three.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.

The winner is U2tigers. Time of match: 0:16:01
Sim Rating: ****


Shenanigans ahoy! Thrilla's guaranteed that he'll have ringside backup next week...but how will Duggan react?

Stitched up again.

Sounds like I need someone at ringside.....

 

[U2tigers]

Stitched up again.

Sounds like I need someone at ringside.....

Who you gonna get?

 

[Kennedy Parker]

Why don't I have any friends????

We gave you one, it's only U2tigers But beggars can't be choosers they say.

 

[ShaunDuggan]

Who you gonna get?

How many is too many?

 

[The Filth Wizard]

How many is too many?

How many members in the Whine Gang?

 

[ShaunDuggan]

How many members in the Whine Gang?

Just the 1 apparently.

 

[U2tigers]

We gave you one, it's only U2tigers But beggars can't be choosers they say.

Agree.

I make any struggling Wrestler look good.




oh hold on, I mean he's lucky to have me supporting him.