Sheeds Loves You

[Mr Ripper]

Sheeds loves you, yeah, yeah, yeah
Sheeds loves you, yeah, yeah, yeah
Sheeds loves you, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

You think you're getting dropped
Your bloke snagged seven go-oo-oals
But you won't get the chop
If your name's Kevin Wa-oo-alsh
Because Sheeds loves you
Well, half your jolly luck
Sheeds loves you
And he's got you playing ruck

Well, Michael Symons, mate
Your game is fatally flaw-oo-awed
With your turnover rate
Why aren't you shown the do-oo-oor
Because Sheeds loves you
Even though you're last man picked
Sheeds loves you
He believes you'll learn to kick

Sheeds loves you, yeah, yeah, yeah
Sheeds loves you, yeah, yeah, yeah
And with a coach like that
How did you win the flag?

Dean Wallis you're too keen
To don the sniper's ha-a-at
Mil Hanna and Brad Green
Can testify to tha-a-at
That's why Sheeds loves you
'cos you've got more stealth than guts
Sheeds loves you
'cos it's helped him win two cups

Sheeds loves you, yeah, yeah, yeah
Sheeds loves you, yeah, yeah, yeah
And with a coach like that
How did you win the flag?


[This message has been edited by Mr Ripper (edited 04 January 2001).]

 

[Beausgirl43]

You've done it again Mr. Ripper.
Great job.
Hate Sheeds, love the Beatles.
cheers....

 

[eastaugh36]

great rhyming, pity its full of crap, sheddy wouldnt keep anyone that he thinks is crap , his jobs on the line too you know so he would be stupid to keep anyone unworthy
carlton suck !

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Essendon - The greatest club with the greatest coach in the league ! Carlton- absolute hypocrites who accuse others of being cheats only for it to be found later that carlton are the "serial salary cap breachers" as quoted by our president, haha

 

[Dan26]

Great song.

He he

 

[walshy1993]

great work ripper
very funny stuff

and eastaugh losen up, cant you take a joke

 

[The Dutchman!]

Thanks very much for delivering on request Mr R. Even better than I'd hoped.

Slightly dissappointed Backdoor Benny and Sommerville missed out on some verses though...

Easty - jeez mate - if you can't laugh at yourself you can't laugh at much! - Chill out...

 

[magpie_joffa]

Originally posted by eastaugh36:
great rhyming, pity its full of crap, sheddy wouldnt keep anyone that he thinks is crap , his jobs on the line too you know so he would be stupid to keep anyone unworthy
carlton suck !

Ha what a joke hes only still there cause the club couldnt afford to pay him out a couple of years ago,He was all set to coach richmond infact he even gave richmond a verbal agreement on the coaching position,hes there for the money, he couldnt give a rats arse about the essendon football club.
My tip this will be his last year at essendon
he will be back with the tigers for season 2002.



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There are only two kinds of people in this world-COLLINGWOOD SUPPORTERS,and those who wish they were!
SHITE here comes COLLINGWOOD to kick your ass forever BLACK AND WHITE,ha ha ha jealousy will be the death of you,SHITE!!!!!

 

[eastaugh36]

if anything ,malthouse the ugly nerd is only there for the money, I mean what else is there at collingwood that would make you want to stay at the hole !

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Essendon - The greatest club with the greatest coach in the league ! Carlton- absolute hypocrites who accuse others of being cheats only for it to be found later that carlton are the "serial salary cap breachers" as quoted by our president, haha

 

[Tiger_Of_Old]

sheeds will be back at tigerland one day but not as coach he will be back as a similar role as parkin is now at hawthorn.
cheers!