Should all Hawthorn post/like ratios be accommodated with an asterisk?

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It has come to my attention that almost all Hawthorn supporters on the Bay boast a strong 'post to like' ratio. Are they good posters? Sure, there's a few, but are they good enough to obtain ratios as strong as a Jordan Lewis forearm to the snout? Even the mediocre ones have creditable ratios that go as high as a Jeremy Howe hanger, and I ask myself - HOWE? Simple. These soft cocks like nearly all each others posts no matter what. Talk about the family club, the Hawthorn Bay Squad is just one, big goo family.
 

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It has come to my attention that almost all Hawthorn supporters on the Bay boast a strong 'post to like' ratio. Are they good posters? Sure, there's a few, but are they good enough to obtain ratios as strong as a Jordan Lewis forearm to the snout? Even the mediocre ones have creditable ratios that go as high as a Jeremy Howe hanger, and I ask myself - HOWE?
Most hawfies just post something about Essendon being drug cheats in their essendope thread to garner mass unwarranted likes
 

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It has come to my attention that almost all Hawthorn supporters on the Bay boast a strong 'post to like' ratio. Are they good posters? Sure, there's a few, but are they good enough to obtain ratios as strong as a Jordan Lewis forearm to the snout? Even the mediocre ones have creditable ratios that go as high as a Jeremy Howe hanger, and I ask myself - HOWE? Simple. These soft cocks like nearly all each others posts no matter what. Talk about the family club, the Hawthorn Bay Squad is just one, big goo family.
Still finding blood in your stool?
 

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It has come to my attention that almost all Hawthorn supporters on the Bay boast a strong 'post to like' ratio. Are they good posters? Sure, there's a few, but are they good enough to obtain ratios as strong as a Jordan Lewis forearm to the snout? Even the mediocre ones have creditable ratios that go as high as a Jeremy Howe hanger, and I ask myself - HOWE? Simple. These soft cocks like nearly all each others posts no matter what. Talk about the family club, the Hawthorn Bay Squad is just one, big goo family.
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Most hawfies just post something about Essendon being drug cheats in their essendope thread to garner mass unwarranted likes
Those likes are an exception and they are warranted. Sorry.
 

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I'm always happy to give any Tiggers poster I come across a like, kind of like how the fat kid in a primary school running competition still receives a participation ribbon.

Horf's on the other hand can go suck my Tom Bell-end
 
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It has come to my attention that almost all Hawthorn supporters on the Bay boast a strong 'post to like' ratio. Are they good posters? Sure, there's a few, but are they good enough to obtain ratios as strong as a Jordan Lewis forearm to the snout? Even the mediocre ones have creditable ratios that go as high as a Jeremy Howe hanger, and I ask myself - HOWE? Simple. These soft cocks like nearly all each others posts no matter what. Talk about the family club, the Hawthorn Bay Squad is just one, big goo family.
hey OP - is it possibly 48% higher by any chance ?
 

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Hawthorn is famous for it's cultural inferiority complex. Like their memberships: Apparently heaps off them, but in reality, relatively few turn up to games. It's almost as if a large proportion of the members they claim to have don't actually exist.
Or perhaps have 4 legs
 

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It has come to my attention that almost all Hawthorn supporters on the Bay boast a strong 'post to like' ratio. Are they good posters? Sure, there's a few, but are they good enough to obtain ratios as strong as a Jordan Lewis forearm to the snout? Even the mediocre ones have creditable ratios that go as high as a Jeremy Howe hanger, and I ask myself - HOWE? Simple. These soft cocks like nearly all each others posts no matter what. Talk about the family club, the Hawthorn Bay Squad is just one, big goo family.
I gave you a consolation like, find another "Hawfie" to match it
 

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You sort of get the feeling that this is the soundtack to this thread, don't you?

Ah, that song brings back pleasant memories. Sitting in my seat behind the goals, Carlton in my hand, the sun soaring down on a packed G...

...the song that played three hours later wasn't quite as pleasant though.
 

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It has come to my attention that almost all Hawthorn supporters on the Bay boast a strong 'post to like' ratio. Are they good posters? Sure, there's a few, but are they good enough to obtain ratios as strong as a Jordan Lewis forearm to the snout? Even the mediocre ones have creditable ratios that go as high as a Jeremy Howe hanger, and I ask myself - HOWE? Simple. These soft cocks like nearly all each others posts no matter what. Talk about the family club, the Hawthorn Bay Squad is just one, big goo family.
I would have thought Im more of a Roughy cleaning up Hanneberry type
 

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