Should Collingwood and Melb merge?

[PortProudWA]

Originally posted by West Coast Stre
The Darwin Demons has a nice ring to it.

ummmm yer expect that to do that they would have to leave the state more than 4 times ....sorry 5 they will be here next week

and ummmmm go wet Toast ....cant believe i am saying that ...but yer go ..i'll be there, got me tickets today!!

Allocated seats to this year by the way

 

[Paralowiepower]

Joffa with a 4 wheel drive and ski's...................Nah I dont think so!

 

[Lockyer24]

Im sure Joffa without a penny in his pocket takes solace in the fact that he is more high profile than anyone in the Melbourne organisation!

 

[Moo]

Great idea merge them -

Name: Collingwood Magpies
Colours: Black & WHite
Coach: Mick Malthouse
Captain: FIGJAM
Squad: Collingwoods list plus the Dees two draft picks
Trade: Woewodin (just out of respect)
Anger Mgmt: D Neitz
Accounting Team: ummmmmm lets stick with C'Wood
President: Ed-Dee

So Melb dont feel too left out there can be a velcro hawk that is traditionally ripped off at the start of each season.

 

[Powerstuff]

If they did merge would we have a team that made the GF every 2nd year and choked?

 

[Ari]

Absolutely ridiculous.

Why would a power club like the pies intentionally take on the parasite that is the current melbourne football club?

...harsh but reality.

 

[JF_Bay_22_SCG]

Originally posted by Joffaboy
The only time Collingwood supporters would go to Buller in winter would be on a day trip in a bus wearing their acid wash jeans, getting soaked on the Toboggin Run and suffering all the way home with hypothermia due to being wet and drinking a slab of beer each.

Hence the importance of Ugg Boots to the average Collingwood supporter!

They do keep your feet warm, you know. Just like fleecy-lined trackies from Kmart.

JF

 

[Demonheart]

Originally posted by Powerstuff
If they did merge would we have a team that made the GF every 2nd year and choked?

I'll pay that one

 

[taff wa]

Originally posted by Powerstuff
If they did merge would we have a team that made the GF every 2nd year and choked?

So Collingwood were in the G/finals in 00,98 96 94 92 90 88 86 84 so on. Thats news to me.

 

[Powerstuff]

Originally posted by taff wa
So Collingwood were in the G/finals in 00,98 96 94 92 90 88 86 84 so on. Thats news to me.

Sigh! The joke (such as it was) refers to Melbourne's recent history of making the finals every 2nd year combining wiith Collingwood's recent history of making the GF and being beaten.

Apart from that though why would Collingwood want to merge with Melbourne? As the issue doesn't affect me I haven't read all the intervening pages but where did this suggestion come from?

 

[Hawk_2004]

Nobody deserves to be merged with Collingwood, Melbourne supporters aren't that bad, or more to the point you'd have the 2 extremes the Melbourne supporting Doctor vs the Unemployed drug addict, alcoholic, criminal, caravan living Collingwood supporter. The joy for the poor Dee's

 

[mcgarnacle]

Originally posted by Porthos
Richmond and Melbourne would be better.

what a ridiculous thread - yeah it's a match: working-class micks from collingwood or richmond merging with upper-class orangemen.

 

[Joel]

Originally posted by Hawk_2004
Nobody deserves to be merged with Collingwood, Melbourne supporters aren't that bad, or more to the point you'd have the 2 extremes the Melbourne supporting Doctor vs the Unemployed drug addict, alcoholic, criminal, caravan living Collingwood supporter. The joy for the poor Dee's

When you think of a joke that is remotely original, feel free to post it.

 

[Hawk_2004]

Originally posted by Joel
When you think of a joke that is remotely original, feel free to post it.

Look in the mirror.

Boom tish another joke

 

[PieGal]

Originally posted by Hawk_2004
Look in the mirror.

Boom tish another joke

Same applies, I am sure.........

 

[Joel]

Originally posted by Hawk_2004
Look in the mirror.

Boom tish another joke

By the sounds of it, you have a few tickets on yourself. Excuse me, while I wait for everyone to stop laughing at your 'jokes'.

Look in the mirror? Riiight!

Keep 'em coming, you get funnier by the minute.

 

[Powerstuff]

another thread stuffed

 

[hotpie]

Originally posted by Powerstuff
another thread stuffed

It was stuffed on Grayham's very first post - all downhill from then.

 

[mocaholic]

Originally posted by Powerstuff
another thread stuffed

....?? Another stuffed thread!!

 

[go team]

Originally posted by EssJayW
Its no fun outside. I am not allowed to play near the road.

my mother always activley encouraged it

 

[Hawk_2004]

Originally posted by Joel
By the sounds of it, you have a few tickets on yourself. Excuse me, while I wait for everyone to stop laughing at your 'jokes'.

Look in the mirror? Riiight!

Keep 'em coming, you get funnier by the minute.

I have tickets on myself? I don't start threads stating that my team is above ever other in league, wehave the best president etc etc. have a look in your own backyard, before making comments on other clubs. I sure supporters from all 15 other clubs will agree with me.

 

[Hawk_2004]

Originally posted by PieGal
Same applies, I am sure.........

Do you have teeth? A job?

 

[Joel]

Originally posted by Hawk_2004
I have tickets on myself? I don't start threads stating that my team is above ever other in league, wehave the best president etc etc. have a look in your own backyard, before making comments on other clubs. I sure supporters from all 15 other clubs will agree with me.

Neither have I. Nor will I.

Generalisations are stupid, you should have learnt that in Year 12 English.

I'm posting specifically about you, there is a difference.

 

[Hawk_2004]

Originally posted by Joel
Neither have I. Nor will I.

Generalisations are stupid, you should have learnt that in Year 12 English.

I'm posting specifically about you, there is a difference.

So are you trying to say that your fellow Collingwood supporters start decent threads? Yes I will say you have a few good posters, but majority are just writing CRAP. Everyone on this board knows Collingwood posters are the worst (minus a few again) which catergory do you see yourself in? Remember I don't have tickets on myself

 

[hotpie]

Originally posted by Hawk_2004
I don't start threads stating that my team is above ever other in league, wehave the best president etc etc.

Of course you don't - because you would be lying!