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Certified Legendary Thread Should I try and become a Docker player?
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Quick question, how many opposition players do you think we need to injure to kick a winning score?
Also, would you target players that are <8% to make the opposition steadily weaker as the game goes on, or the >8% BF to make the world a better place with their demise?
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I would seriously turn for Mems
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The gameplan I outlined is just one guy injured when the ball was in their forward 50.
By looking like we are going to the pocket this injured player is being helped on it means more players will head there. Like the trainers are helping an injured guy up and we get Kepler to just move in that direction which will ensure he takes out the trainers and the injured player again by accidentally stubbing his toe on the grass and falling into them. Now they have two injured trainers, a player concussed twice and we just kick it straight back into the corridor while everyone is confused.
Not many players are <8% BF so it's kinda hard to target the rare species.
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Mems,
Is that a regular season play or should we keep it under our hat for finals games?
The only worry I have is ensuring keeper gets his aim right he could end up anywhere.
Is that a regular season play or should we keep it under our hat for finals games?
The only worry I have is ensuring keeper gets his aim right he could end up anywhere.
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So Memories... I remember you campaigning pretty hard for us to tank and assuring us it wouldn't do any long term damage.
Some of us argued but you assured us that Carlton were setting themselves up to be a powerhouse for years while we were suckers for not deliberately losing games like they did. Assured us that there was no such thing as a losing culture.
Yet here we are... when push came to shove with their season on the line Carlton lost to the 2nd worst team in the league... and Melbourne, well, the less said about Melbourne the better.
I think you should try to become a Dockers player because its not looking good as far as your coaching strategies go.
Some of us argued but you assured us that Carlton were setting themselves up to be a powerhouse for years while we were suckers for not deliberately losing games like they did. Assured us that there was no such thing as a losing culture.
Yet here we are... when push came to shove with their season on the line Carlton lost to the 2nd worst team in the league... and Melbourne, well, the less said about Melbourne the better.
I think you should try to become a Dockers player because its not looking good as far as your coaching strategies go.
Nice catch Esti.
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Like the importance of finishing off the full course of antibiotics to avoid life threatening infection, I suggest even Carlton did not tank to the required Memtastic level.
Plus Carlton did not have Mitch Robinson last night and he is the spiritual heart of any Mems team.
Void comparison.
Plus Carlton did not have Mitch Robinson last night and he is the spiritual heart of any Mems team.
Void comparison.
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You forget one thing Testy Esti, Ratten isn't a good coach. Everyone knows Carltank have a talented list, but their coach is useless and not the right type to build them out of that "culture". Carltanks culture also isn't purely from tanking, it goes back further than that (salary cap, some other off field issues I doubt you are aware of). Ross Lyon can come over here and within one year make some of our pansies tough after nearly an entire career of "yoyoville spectacular", if you're a good leader you can do that.
If I was coach of Carlton we would have won last years grand final and been in this years one, no doubt. I know how to work with peoples brains, their ego, to undo programmings they probably aren't even aware they have. You lemming.
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Crosses Lance Armstrong off list of possible people who may be Proud Bogan
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Indeed, there seems to be a trend that coaches who condone tanking turn out to be not very good. Who'd have thunk it.
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Mate, if I had a muddy hanging off my scrote it would be more than an insatiable itch!!
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I see your point but I refuse to acknowlege it.
This is a memories thread and nothing is small!!
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The team has been struggling for form in recent weeks and with the club heading into finals has an updated version of this been sent to Lyon yet?If you nerds and non athletes had anything better to do than wonder about my posting times then perhaps Australian house prices wouldn't be so shit. Do your jobs people, contribute to the economy, stop worrying about irrelevant things.
2018 is almost here. I pulled a recent game plan from some coaching I did as a favor.
Whilst it may seem simple, it only seems that way after the fact. It's like how everyone thinks post it notes were simple, yet they didn't invent them, did they. This is rebounding out of defense to break a zone. Notice the switch to the boundary. The injury which one of our players caused distracts the opposition whilst we bring it back into the corridor and bam, straight down the middle. You don't want to rely on goal kickers having to do boundary shots after all.
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Yes, legendary thread! If you've got a minute and want a chuckle, have a read.
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'Good value' been redefined mean to "Sociopathic troll" has it?Classic bump, good value was memories
I wonder if he is still about? None of current crop of dropkicks seem to have the same tone imo...
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He was a fantastic troll, I think he made everyone laugh
Who can forget the <8% or GTFO episode
Who took the banner to the ground that was commentated on ?You're right, none of these current dropkicks hold a candle to Mem
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