Health Shoving Coffee up your ass

[Benny78]

Been getting into the Coffee fad a lot lately and turns out the newest trending barista thing is to put it in a syringe and shove it up your ass? Apparently the health benefits are remarkable (say the same mob that raves on about avocado and kale). would anyone in the know care to clarify?

 

[Plugger35]

Prefer sipping it myself but each to their own.

You'd want to make sure the coffee isn't boiling hot if you went with the arse syringe option.

 

[rippersnipper]

You wat m8?

 

[Hamingja]

When footballers from a pharmologically experimental environment become baristas...

 

[Shane Hird]

Better off taking one of these miracles of nature once a day.

Guaranteed to fix you up.

 

[NorthernLights]

*Arse

 

[ChappyUK]

Well avocados are shit so makes a bit of sense.

 

[Procrastinator35]

Well, this guy shits coffee beans for a living....Explains those eyes I suppose.

 

[Procrastinator35]

 

[Keys]

Well given most baristas have their head up their arse this would be the only way they could drink coffee I guess

 

[Messenger]

Probably still want it made with almond milk.

 

[Percel]

Yep, decosntruct that Alfonso, you top-knot nu-male neckbeard wearing campaigner

 

[JUBJUB]

Why am I reminded of this scene in Scrubs ?

 

[Procrastinator35]

Yep, decosntruct that Alfonso, you top-knot nu-male neckbeard wearing campaigner

Where does one acquire a deconstruction ticket?

 

[Yidaki]

If I am in the mood I will drink it through my ass.

 

[Gough]

I seem to remember reading Jim Stynes used coffee enemas as part of his cancer treatment.

 

[Moshie The Mook]

'How do you like your coffee sir?'

'Like any real man likes it son. Black, no sugar, small cup...oh and put a dab of KY around the ring ta'

On a serious note, I have an acquaintance who goes to an India clinic over christmas break to detox. They give him oils and nuts to eat, shove stuff up his bum, and give him a bucket to shit out all the toxins. The reason I know this is because he tells his story at the table while friends and colleagues are trying to eat.

campaigner of a bloke.

 

[TheWoodenSlug]

I've heard of shelving beans, but not coffee beans.

 

[Wallaby]

Caffeine suppositories or a well-known technique used by sports people to boost caffeine levels. The Australian Modern Pentathlete Alex Watson, who failed a drug test for caffeine at the Olympics, was said to have a level where he had either drunk about 100+ cups of coffee during the day - or just had a concentrated suppository.

Whatever you do, do NOT google "Butt Chugging".

 

[Perth gal]

But is the water they use alkalised and the coffee beans activated?That's what i want to know.

 

[Moshie The Mook]

Alkalised, activated, analysed.

The 3 Pillars of the coffee enema.

 

[brahj]

If I am in the mood I will drink it through my ass.

Donkey straw?

 

[Engimal v2]

Didn't ol' Jimmy Stynes used to shove a latte up his arse every morning?

 

[EagleMan87]

Hahahaha, Futurama gets it right.

 

[Handsuper47]