Health Shoving Coffee up your ass

Benny78

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Been getting into the Coffee fad a lot lately and turns out the newest trending barista thing is to put it in a syringe and shove it up your ass? Apparently the health benefits are remarkable (say the same mob that raves on about avocado and kale). would anyone in the know care to clarify?
 

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Better off taking one of these miracles of nature once a day.

Guaranteed to fix you up.

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Well avocados are s**t so makes a bit of sense.
 

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'How do you like your coffee sir?'

'Like any real man likes it son. Black, no sugar, small cup...oh and put a dab of KY around the ring ta'

On a serious note, I have an acquaintance who goes to an India clinic over christmas break to detox. They give him oils and nuts to eat, shove stuff up his bum, and give him a bucket to s**t out all the toxins. The reason I know this is because he tells his story at the table while friends and colleagues are trying to eat.

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Caffeine suppositories or a well-known technique used by sports people to boost caffeine levels. The Australian Modern Pentathlete Alex Watson, who failed a drug test for caffeine at the Olympics, was said to have a level where he had either drunk about 100+ cups of coffee during the day - or just had a concentrated suppository.

Whatever you do, do NOT google "Butt Chugging".
 

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Didn't ol' Jimmy Stynes used to shove a latte up his arse every morning?
 
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