Show me on the dolly where the bad man touched you...

[Tyler Durden007]

"The AFL integrity unit is investigating a potential inappropriate touching episode from a Brisbane player towards a Sydney opponent as part of the fallout from the Lions’ loss to the Swans."

TO THE RESCUE!!!!

 

[Kabanna]

Lol and apparently a brawl broke out near my section too.. AFL media really does love scraping the bottom of the barrel for a story and a few internet hits

 

[TheGoatBaron]

Lol and apparently a brawl broke out near my section too.. AFL media really does love scraping the bottom of the barrel for a story and a few internet hits

So it was YOU that started it? Had suspicions

 

[Mofra]

Lol and apparently a brawl broke out near my section too.. AFL media really does love scraping the bottom of the barrel for a story and a few internet hits

Probably want to avoid using "scraping the bottom" as a description

 

[Kabanna]

So it was YOU that started it? Had suspicions

Nah. I actually moved to another section at the other end of the ground at half time.. plus I have a shoulder injury so that wouldn’t be a good look if the physio saw that

 

[JoinDate]

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Queensland Kulcha.

 

[JoseMourinho]

No wonder why Fyfe retired right before the Brisbane game. Needs to protect himself from the Brisvegas Oven.

We'll be having special measures prepared to ensure that the Brisbane players are able to keep their hands in appropriate areas.

 

[T2B_]

I was going to make a Hopoate joke, then saw what Mofra posted