Show the Big Footy BLEEP up for work on time

[JW Frogen]

Why cannot young people show up for work on time? And then they always have this dumb, stupid smile on their face when they are late and not even in proper uniform.

You lot have been graced with more time keeping devices than I was when I first started working.

I had to rely on horny Arkansas roosters, the Sun and the Coriolanus effect.

Show the * up on time!

Indeed if you are a professional, ten minutes early for a turn over.

Show the * up on time.

 

[JW Frogen]

If you are a slobbering moron and have to pad the time, pad it, give yourself 10 hours padding time.

Leave for work ten hours before you are supposed to be there, just to be safe and be a team player.

 

[NaturalDisaster]

Maybe you just have crappy workers.

 

[perthblue]

I'm shocked that people are apprehensive about coming in to work with you

 

[JW Frogen]

Yes showing up on time to relieve would make any man apprehensive.

Welcome to generation smashed avocado.

That **** who are not even brave f** enough to show up on time.

 

[Fyfetheknife]

You and craven morehead would make a cute couple

 

[JW Frogen]

But you can grow some amazing "I am an impotent man trying to hide my face" beards.

I will give you that.

 

[JW Frogen]

Show the * up for work on time.

 

[JW Frogen]

No wonder there are so many lesbians in the world now, the males in generation sleep in never shows up for work on time, they cannot get the work done.

Even before they have to go to work.

 

[JW Frogen]

If you were male lions the females lions would be mating with hyenas.

As they are.

 

[JW Frogen]

It is not rocket science, you are not landing a probe on Mars, wake the * up, get up, take a shower (if you understand that art) and get to work on time.

 

[JW Frogen]

If you have to pretend work is Playstation and you are playing Call of Duty.

Do what ever it takes to GET THE * TO WORK ON TIME.

 

[JW Frogen]

And I say this as one who works security, you get there on time I get to leave and get away from you.

SO GET TO WORK ON ******* TIME.

 

[JW Frogen]

Then all the peace I just sweated to keep you can lose.

JUST GET TO WORK ON ******* TIME.

 

[Richard Cranium]

Are you sure your watch/clock isn't running ahead?

Might be you who's wrong.

 

[JW Frogen]

Are you sure your watch/clock isn't running ahead?

Might be you who's wrong.

Oh yes, the relativity argument, "I am not late, time is relative."

Only Einstein could pull that off, and if you were as intelligent as him you would not be working for a living.

Get to work on time.

 

[TubbsFarquhar]

It would have been easier to put all of your thoughts into one post. Actually, it would have been better just to not post.

 

[JW Frogen]

Yes, but it would not have felt so good.

You just do not get the idea of an orgasm having never had one.

 

[JW Frogen]

And if you did have one, given your generation it would be late and impotent.

 

[Fyfetheknife]

You’ve got a lot of time on your hands, can’t be getting much work done

 

[JW Frogen]

Wake the * up, and get to work on time you lazy, war losing, half wit, Play Station addicted utensil suckers.

Just get to work on time.

 

[JW Frogen]

I was in the last war the democratic West ever won, the the First Gulf War.

After that it was all down hill.

Iraq, Afghanistan, one impotent failure after another.

The even younger generation will not even be able to cook a cup of noodles.

We won because we showed the * up on time.

In fact we won because we showed up early.

 

[TubbsFarquhar]

At least they might actually work instead of raging on an online football forum.