Unofficial Preview Showdown 45

[JimmyBeerCans]

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Look at my ear!!!!! along with Don's nose we are close to building the ultimate inbred idiot

 

[PowerBaz]

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#w***er

 

[Ateen7tee]

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Now open: Tex Walker's free proctology service

 

[Doctor Feel]

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[JUSTWORK]

****, we have Nicholls (umpire 15) tomorrow, 31 aswell, just got a bit harder.

 

[elpirate]

Many players in the team, up until this year, had never played in a winning showdown.

Don't underestimate what a taste of that can do

 

[Interstater]

Based on a quick read of the corresponding thread on the crows board, all we need to do is kick it to David Mckay and we insta-win.

And I thought we liked to eat our own young, sheesh.

 

[VineValerian]

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One day till a Staredown.

 

[diegodcg]

Quoting TISM is more evidence going to the "the Brazilian Power supporters are really 15 year old boys from Paralowie" theory.

Hahaha. I had to google "Paralowie" which kinda disproves the theory!

(I am just a big TISM fan and it annoys me immensely that they're not in either Deezer or Spotify, I have no idea why. Only place I can listen to them is on youtube)

 

[GremioPower]

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— Ground, you bounce the ball back to ME, ok?!

(Been there; done that... sigh!)

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"... Their Showdown-winning streak is one game, all right?! One game!"

 

[Garibaldi Red]

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Hey google, how do I stick this up my nose?

 

[Tredz]

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Full motion version

 

[John the Butcher]

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[shewho]

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This slug has been living under my nose for three years. It stays. It’s my only friend.

 

[Lawnchair Larry]

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Now...if I can just find my nostril.

 

[Janus]

“Fellow players, lend me your ears!”

“I think you’ve got enough ear for the entire squad in the one you’re pointing to, Taylor!”

 

[ozph1870]

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Hey you..yeah you the one im pointing at... did you pinch my fking crayons

 

[StartTheCarr]

 

[MrChow]

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I can smell.... Poo... it's a mixture of Josh and Rory's and mine... who wants in

 

[Garibaldi Red]

This is a collective mind

 

[gbear]

Interesting

Nope you will see 2 and 0

 

[RussellEbertHandball]

****ing Matthew Nicholls is umpiring us. Brett Rosebury is alone marginally better and no idea about #31 Andrew Mitchell, but the nobodies have a habit of becoming somebodies with dogie shit.

 

[Shaucob_Burjan]

******* Matthew Nicholls is umpiring us. Brett Rosebury is alone marginally better and no idea about #31 Andrew Mitchell, but the nobodies have a habit of becoming somebodies with dogie shit.

There was a game not too long ago where in our forward line our players instinctively turned to him to argue the free and he had to explain that he was actually rewarding us the free.

 

[tribey]

******* Matthew Nicholls is umpiring us. Brett Rosebury is alone marginally better and no idea about #31 Andrew Mitchell, but the nobodies have a habit of becoming somebodies with dogie shit.

According to AFL Tables he's only done 6 games this year for some reason.

So, he'll be fresh I guess?

 

[Wargreymon90]

Every week it seems this board melts about the umpires selected for the game. I feel it’s a waste of energy.