Banter Showdown banter Thread

[Anzacpaul]

The air has well and truly gone out of it for me. I'll still like to beat the pear, but realistically losing this showdown wont affect my mood in the slightest. In fact i'm more watching this game like I watch preseason games.

Just want too see some things from the kids and get a good mid afternoon buzz on!

Congrats 2018, you broke me! #ThanksBurton

All about making the pear miss the finals now! I relish in that thought.

 

[subaru]

You forgot seagull arm-flapping.

Yes !!!

 

[subaru]

All about making the pear miss the finals now! I relish in that thought.

Half of me kind of wants them to make the GF and lose by 120 points

 

[subaru]

neither could we though

Ha!
True
But I’m not predicting a 10 goal win for us !

 

[subaru]

Don't forget Boak's over the top goal celebrations when they are 42 points down.

Captains goal ! Hahaha
I still laugh remembering Neade hunting for high fives when he kicked a goal that made them only 14 goals down against GWS

 

[Jetwa5h]

All about making the pear miss the finals now! I relish in that thought.

Problem for me with this is that if they miss the 8 I dont think Melbourne will, and I would rather have 2 picks before them.

 

[SugarShane]

Can't wait to see the epic battle between David Mackay and Jasper Pittard

First ever nil all draw as our decision to move David Mackay to the wing results in an unstoppable sequence of turnovers from Pittard to Mackay and back again?

 

[Scorpus]

First ever nil all draw as our decision to move David Mackay to the wing results in an unstoppable sequence of turnovers from Pittard to Mackay and back again?

There will be so many turnovers it might cause spacetime to fold and create a wormhole to another galaxy

 

[hey shorty]

So Bonehead Barratt expects them to toy with us....... I dont think so.

 

[El Doederino]

In: Mackay

Epic bantz AFC

 

[Elite Crow]

So Bonehead Barratt expects them to toy with us....... I dont think so.

Agreed, there is some serious overrating of Port going on.

They’ve been poor for 4-6 weeks, one win over the shit Bulldogs and everyone’s forgotten.

We should have beaten them with a decimated side, our recent form except for 1 qtr against Melbourne has been good, Smith’s back and it’s a home Showdown. I will be extremely pissed if we can’t win this one.

 

[badbeats]

Captains goal ! Hahaha
I still laugh remembering Neade hunting for high fives when he kicked a goal that made them only 14 goals down against GWS

Shit you remember a lot about Port...

 

[BRL121]

So Bonehead Barratt expects them to toy with us....... I dont think so.

No, he's setting them up. If you read his wording, it implies that they are not the "real deal" if they don't toy with us. So, in next week's column........

 

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Shit you remember a lot about Port...

Come on it's Subi, what do you expect

 

[dogs105]

I think most people in here would prefer to give Burton a good old fashioned farewell kick in the d__k!

Dick?

 

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I think most people in here would prefer to give Burton a good old fashioned farewell kick in the d__k!

Maybe we can send Burton out on the field in an Andrew Gaff guernsey and hope that Elbows Jonas mistakes him for the real thing.

 

[FR0GGY]

What sort of dickhead celebrations can Don come up with if we win?

 

[Geoffa32]

What sort of dickhead celebrations can Don come up with if we win?

5-1 ?

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[FR0GGY]

5-1 ?

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Point to 6 coke cans and 1 zero/no sugar can?

 

[Geoffa32]

Crowd could chant 5 1 if the game is over in the last quarter lol

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[footy4ever]

Crowd could chant 5 1 if the game is over in the last quarter lol

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Or Pyke could just bean Hinkley with a coke can.

 

[Geoffa32]

Channelling my inner Weird Al Yankovic...

Ken Hinkleys got three more years
Ken Hinkleys got three more years.
Ken Hinkleys got three more years
Ken Hinkleys got three more years

Gonna take a lot of money
To sack him now
Can you do it
Can you do it
Can you do it
No you can't now.....

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[FR0GGY]

Crowd could chant 5 1 if the game is over in the last quarter lol

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Wouldn’t it be 6 v 1

 

[footy4ever]

Crowd could chant 5 1 if the game is over in the last quarter lol

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Or it could simply chant "**** off Port"

I'd be in that.

 

[footy4ever]

Now this I agree with