Banter Showdown banter Thread

[subaru]

We haven't developed that steely mentality that lets us play consistently yet. Anything could happen.

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Having said that the Cows suck balls and will be crushed.

You’re favorites
You’re top 4
You’re heading for a flag according to your board
You’ve stopped Roo going on the ground
You’re sending out Scotty Thompson as runner
No injuries
Big win last week


You should win
If you don’t
You’re the pretenders we all predicted
If you do - and make the GF - 119 will be a pleasant memory !

 

[chazwazza]

If only Summerton had moved to Sturt when he had the chance. He’d be a premiership player as compared to fading into irrelevance in an irrelevant facade of a team.

 

[Kane McGoodwin]

This thread lacks input from Janus to explain prior to the game why Port will win easy... Then after the game providing a new explanation when Port lose...

 

[chazwazza]

This thread lacks input from Janus to explain prior to the game why Port will win easy... Then after the game providing a new explanation when Port lose...

Well the tarot cards haven’t worked. Nor did the tea leaves, or the coffee granules so my guess is they’re currently reading the stool samples.

 

[Doc_]

We really should do the right thing and get the AFL to look at that goal review....

 

[Punchy Bassett]

Wheb Robbie Gray gets concussed again from ducking zero sympathy

 

[Doc_]

No more banter from the ferals?

 

[Doc_]

Not even a melt over the goal review?

 

[Scorpus]

Can't wait to see the epic battle between David Mackay and Jasper Pittard

Both players were worst on ground for their respective clubs

 

[CrouchPowa]

When i was watching the score review, i was sure it went the wrong sode of the goal post :S?

 

[Geoffa32]

Cant wait for next year to see Ollie as captain.


Probably the most overrated player in the comp.

He has no leadership traits at all and is slow and poorly skilled.

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[FR0GGY]

When i was watching the score review, i was sure it went the wrong sode of the goal post :S?

Definitely went to the left of the goal post....







Left of the right goal post.

 

[Geoffa32]

Definitely went to the left of the goal post....







Left of the right goal post.

A clear point. I stand in front of the AFC coaches box on the terrace and we all thought it was a point. Few of us cheered thinking it was a goal....

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[CrouchPowa]

A clear point. I stand in front of the AFC coaches box on the terrace and we all thought it was a point. Few of us cheered thinking it was a goal....

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Yeah watching the reply play pausing it step by step... wrong side.

But what a win... lel.

 

[Morning_Fog]

Straight after the game, who turned towards the coaches box and gave Ken Hinkley the bird and shouted 1 - 0?

Yeah, I think i did a fair few times.

 

[Cap]

A clear point. I stand in front of the AFC coaches box on the terrace and we all thought it was a point. Few of us cheered thinking it was a goal....

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Definitely went to the left of the goal post....







Left of the right goal post.

The issue was only if it hit the post.

It was always the right side of the goal post.

 

[Drugs Are Bad Mackay?]

It went out on the full

 

[FR0GGY]

The issue was only if it hit the post.

It was always the right side of the goal post.

Yes but some blind people have said they saw it go left of the post.

 

[fabs33]

Question: What is the difference between this showdown banter thread and the last?

Answer: In the previous thread Port fans only posted banter after the game, in this one it's reversed.

 

[relapse]

The karma bus definitely hit Alberton today.

All those years of laughter and zero sympathy about that dodgy free paid against Rutten in the "right in front of me" final against Collingwood, now they have their own right in front of me moment starring their own coach.

Robbie The Cheat Gray prematurely celebrating their victory by arrogantly clapping and taunting the Crows cheer squad after he was gifted a 50 for a blatant dive only for them to go on to lose.

The tears and meltdown from Kern "blame the umpires" Stinkley which was karma after the way he carried on like an arrogant flog after the first Showdown.

 

[diligaf473]

Cant wait for next year to see Ollie as captain.


Probably the most overrated player in the comp.

He has no leadership traits at all and is slow and poorly skilled.

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Worst kick in the AFL, with SPP not far behind

 

[diligaf473]

Kern having a sook makes my season

 

[Doc_]

The melts are delicious.
Sipping my 12 year old George Dickel and COKE on ice after a gut-full of Stella Artois I'm enjoying them soooooooo much.
Keep em coming.
It's actually funny how it panned out.

 

[chazwazza]

I’ve been trapping stray cats at home, got home late last night to find this feral f***er and needless to say he’s not happy so I’ve appropriately called him Kern Stinkley. Stop complaining Kern, it’s off to the pound for you.
Kern is the sixth cat I’ve caught in 10 days, it would’ve been funny if he was the seventh as it would equal Kern’s Showdown losses.

 

[RonSon]

I’ve been trapping stray cats at home, got home late last night to find this feral f***er and needless to say he’s not happy so I’ve appropriately called him Kern Stinkley. Stop complaining Kern, it’s off to the pound for you.
Kern is the sixth cat I’ve caught in 10 days, it would’ve been funny if he was the seventh as it would equal Kern’s Showdown losses.

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Wow. This is what you do for fun?