Universal Love Showdown banter

[CrowAboutIt]

Typical

 

[Footypie32]

Typical

 

[Tex Support]

Typical

"Butcher (pictured) is likely to spend another week at the Magpies."

 

[VSTone]

 

[VSTone]

Kochie and Mel? at half time in the Dees blockbuster!

 

[CrowAboutIt]

Who else but port

 

[VSTone]

Sando "hey Ken reckon your any chance this week?" Hinkley "nup"

 

[spookism]

MannumPower Smartys Power spookism Member of One PAFC

You can't have one sided banter. Thats soft. The blokes I've tagged aren't trolls. They actually have a braincell amongst them.

Tagged, complimented and insulted in the space of 15 minutes....

I do feel sort of dirty posting here, but you know you gotta branch out sometimes.

Just to make sure I'm on the same page here I assume that any banter mentioning the First Showdown, Kurt Tippett, the Ramsgate, Steven Trigg, Ricky Henderson, Richard Tambling or the Crows Preliminary Final record in the last 10 years will see me receive naughty points?

 

[CrowAboutIt]

After having her 11th child to 11 different fathers, a Port Adelaide woman decided that she'd had enough and didn't want another child with her current partner. So she sent her husband to the doctor. The man told the doctor that his girlfriend didn't want to have any more children, even though the Centrelink payments were fantastic.

The doctor told him there was a procedure called a vasectomy that would fix the problem, but it was expensive.

But the doctor said that a less costly alternative would be for the man to go home, get a firework, light it, put it in a West End beer can, then hold the can up to his ear and count to 10.

“Bloody hell. I may not be the smartest man in the world, but I don't see how putting a firework in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me,” the boyfriend said.

“Trust me, it will do the job,” said the doctor.

So the Port “Power” supporter went home, and the very next morning straight after breakfast, he grabbed one of the cans from the slab of West End that he, the wife and the kids had just demolished. He lit a banger and put it in the can then held the can up to his ear and began to count: “1, 2, 3, 4, 5,”, at which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs so he could continue counting on his other hand.

 

[beartoo]

Just to make sure I'm on the same page here I assume that any banter mentioning the First Showdown, Kurt Tippett, the Ramsgate, Steven Trigg, Ricky Henderson, Richard Tambling or the Crows Preliminary Final record in the last 10 years will see me receive naughty points?

You just mentioned them all, so I guess you deserve a red.

 

[Cap]

Tagged, complimented and insulted in the space of 15 minutes....

I do feel sort of dirty posting here, but you know you gotta branch out sometimes.

Just to make sure I'm on the same page here I assume that any banter mentioning the First Showdown, Kurt Tippett, the Ramsgate, Steven Trigg, Ricky Henderson, Richard Tambling or the Crows Preliminary Final record in the last 10 years will see me receive naughty points?

surely not.

I'd suggest only banter about Power winning flags at Adelaide Oval would cop a red card

 

[kaysee]

Who else but port

Appears correct to me.

"Who's" is the contraction of "who is"

Why didn't they also circle the "It's" word on the banner too?

 

[spexau]

Appears correct to me.

"Who's" is the contraction of "who is"

Why didn't they also circle the "It's" word on the banner too?

The idea is that they originally stuffed it with "whose" and had to correct it. Hence the dodgy patchwork.

 

[kaysee]

The idea is that they originally stuffed it with "whose" and had to correct it. Hence the dodgy patchwork.

Ahhh... I missed the patch job and just read the banner text. So hard to find liquid paper for crepe paper.

 

[MP_]

i am allowed to adjust my old boy in this thread

 

[alex_is_on_fire]

I wish they had the courage to post their normal terminology....aka cows.

That's how you really feel. **** off otherwise.

 

[JP Sauce]

MannumPower Smartys Power spookism Member of One PAFC

Dear god, what have you done?

 

[MP_]

I wish they had the courage to post their normal terminology....aka cows.

That's how you really feel. **** off otherwise.

maybe some banter rules should be put in place, you can call us poort and we can call you cows

 

[MP_]

Dear god, what have you done?

to be honest i'm just as excited about the swamprats being on top of the sfa ladder as i am about the showdown

 

[MP_]

love this

 

[alex_is_on_fire]

maybe some banter rules should be put in place, you can call us poort and we can call you cows

So you mean, Port Power isn't your name?

Well I'll be ****ed.

 

[MP_]

So you mean, Port Power isn't your name?

Well I'll be screwed.

does it matter what we are, you guys will always say we are something else it's a no win situation so why argue.

any news on dangerfield, heard this morning he had pulled up sore and was in doubt, anyone know if he trained??

 

[alex_is_on_fire]

does it matter what we are, you guys will always say we are something else it's a no win situation so why argue.

Who is arguing mate?

Your song even calls you Port Power?



4 times in fact. In 2:01 it's said 4 times. 40 seconds, 48 seconds, 1:51 and 1:59 seconds.

 

[MP_]

Who is arguing mate?

Your song even calls you Port Power?



4 times in fact. In 2:01 it's said 4 times. 40 seconds, 48 seconds, 1:51 and 1:59 seconds.

i'm here to chat about the showdown if you want to chat about the difference between a club name and nickname then head to bay 13 where it has been done to death a million times

 

[OrdinaryJoel]

i'm here to chat about the showdown if you want to chat about the difference between a club name and nickname then head to bay 13 where it has been done to death a million times

Speaking of Showdown, is 'The Future' gonna make his season debut?