Universal Love Showdown banter

[alex_is_on_fire]

i'm here to chat about the showdown if you want to chat about the difference between a club name and nickname then head to bay 13 where it has been done to death a million times

Gees, you roll over quicker than a hooker does once the hour is up.

I guess banter only occurs when you win. Oh we'll.

 

[MP_]

Speaking of Showdown, is 'The Future' gonna make his season debut?

i would think if schulz isn't right he would come in but still think he needs another week in the sanfl

 

[MP_]

Gees, you roll over quicker than a hooker does once the hour is up.

I guess banter only occurs when you win. Oh we'll.

not rolling over just can't be assed talking about something that has been done a million times between our clubs over the last 15 odd years. come up with some new material, unlike many of my port counterparts i really don't get into the hatred between our two clubs and prefer just talking about footy, if you can't handle a port supporter who isn't overly combative to your team then bad luck.

 

[ftmch]

This is the most organised and structured banter in the history of bantering.

 

[Drakescoffeecake]

Hope we go out there and smash the ferals by 10 goals.

Absolutely hilarious listening to their deluded fans who think they're a sure thing after beating a team of teenagers and a rabble with a % of 28. They got thumped in the clearances last week against some kids so hopefully that's where we can win the game.

I hope Boak goes missing in a big game yet again, I hope someone pounds that spud Westhoff into the turf, and I hope Alifatty and Hackson get shown up for the mediocre defenders they are.

We are nowhere near our best which has me slightly worried, but even below our best I feel we are capable of comfortably beating them.

Lets get down there and make it 4 in a row against the filthy scum and get our season started!

Carn the Crows. And f**k Port Adelaide!

 

[MP_]

This is the most organised and structured banter in the history of bantering.

you should get involved in the SFA on this forum the bantering is brilliant

 

[OrdinaryJoel]

you should get involved in the SFA on this forum the bantering is brilliant

I concur.

 

[Hinkstuff]

Who is arguing mate?

Your song even calls you Port Power?



4 times in fact. In 2:01 it's said 4 times. 40 seconds, 48 seconds, 1:51 and 1:59 seconds.

Did someone record that in their garage?

 

[Kickpuncher]

Meanwhile in the AFC changeroom before the game

 

[rayven]

An Eagles supporter in a wheelchair entered a restaurant one afternoon and asked the waitress for a cup of coffee. The Eagles supporter looked across the restaurant and asked, "Is that Jesus sitting over there?" The waitress nodded "yes," so the Eagles supporter told her to give Jesus a cup of coffee, on him.

The next patron to come in was a crows man with a hunched back. He shuffled over to a booth, painfully sat down, and asked for a cup of hot tea. He also glanced across the restaurant and asked, "Is that Jesus over there?" The waitress nodded, so the crows man said to give Jesus a cup of hot tea, "my treat."

The third patron to come into the restaurant was a Port Power supporter on crutches. He hobbled over to a booth, sat down and hollered, "Hey there sweet thang. How's about gettin' me a cold glass of Coke!" He too looked across the restaurant and asked, "Is that God's boy over there?" The waitress once again nodded that it was, so the Port Power supporter said to give Jesus a cold glass of Coke, "on my bill."

As Jesus got up to leave, he passed by the eagles fan, touched him and said, "For your kindness, you are healed." The eagles fan felt the strength come back to his legs, got up and danced a jig right out the door.

Jesus also passed by the crows guy, touched him and said, "For your kindness, you are healed." The bloke felt his back straightening up, and he raised his hands, praised the Lord and did a series of back flips out the door.

Then Jesus walked up to the Port Power supporter

The Port Power supporter jumped up and yelled, "Don't touch me... I'm drawin' disability!"

 

[alex_is_on_fire]

Did someone record that in their garage?

Yep, David Koch for sunrise.

 

[Footypie32]

Tagged, complimented and insulted in the space of 15 minutes....

I do feel sort of dirty posting here, but you know you gotta branch out sometimes.

Just to make sure I'm on the same page here I assume that any banter mentioning the First Showdown, Kurt Tippett, the Ramsgate, Steven Trigg, Ricky Henderson, Richard Tambling or the Crows Preliminary Final record in the last 10 years will see me receive naughty points?

Well if you don't mention those, I promise not to bring up the fact your two wins have come against a SANFL grade and a Under 18's side (+ old man Brogan).

 

[Footypie32]

Dear god, what have you done?

Just evened up the playing field a bit. God knows they need all the help they can get.

 

[rayven]

I promise not to bring up the fact your two wins have come against a SANFL grade and a Under 18's side (+ old man Brogan).

Only Melbourne have less contested possessions, but don't tell them that...

 

[JP Sauce]

Just evened up the playing field a bit. God knows they need all the help they can get.

I just spent a week with those guys and now you bring them here too? Haha

 

[OrdinaryJoel]

I just spent a week with those guys and now you bring them here too? Haha

/noferal

/nohomo

 

[Footypie32]

/noferal

/nohomo

JP is tainted now.

 

[spookism]

Well if you don't mention those, I promise not to bring up the fact your two wins have come against a SANFL grade and a Under 18's side (+ old man Brogan).

I dislike the dissing you're giving the SANFL there, surely they aren't that bad...

 

[Smoooothy]

I've heard that all the power players mums wear army boots!!

 

[Footypie32]

I dislike the dissing you're giving the SANFL there, surely they aren't that bad...

I was talking about the Port Magpies rather than the competition as a whole...

 

[alex_is_on_fire]

I've heard that all the power players mums wear army boots!!

That's not too bad as that is one step up from their supporters who are barefoot and pregnant.

 

[ryan_7911]

Tipping a few empty bandwagons down at Alberton Sunday night.

 

[Drugs Are Bad Mackay?]

Have gander at the Koch thread on their board. Hilarious!

Bagging the shit out of him before he was appointed, now down on their knees for their hero

 

[Kane McGoodwin]

Have gander at the Koch thread on their board. Hilarious!

Bagging the shit out of him before he was appointed, now down on their knees for their hero

SANFL & AFL should be be happy with Kochie too, as pretty sure they will have a lower deficit ... & spend more on their footy department too. Not a big fan of him on TV, but he is good for Port.

 

[FR0GGY]

Kochie and Mel? at half time in the Dees blockbuster!

Cant be, too many people there for a port game