Scandal Side By Side Lap Dancing

[Black Panther]

Collingwood have confirmed the resignation of an employee after an investigation by the club following a recent interstate trip.

The club released a statement on Thursday morning.

“Collingwood can confirm that an incident occurred during recent interstate travel that required investigation by the club,” the Magpies’ statement said.

“As soon as the club became aware of the incident, it moved quickly to address the matter and during this process, the employee involved tendered their resignation, which the club accepted.

“Our focus remains on supporting all team members and ensuring our environments remain professional and consistent with the values we stand for.”

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Ladies & Gentlemen start your speculations

 

[The Feeder Club]

Collingwood travel interstate now?

 

[Truckosaurus]

Collingwood travel interstate now?

Players were instructed to bring their passports

 

[Stax on the mill]

Collingwood have confirmed the resignation of an employee after an investigation by the club following a recent interstate trip.

The club released a statement on Thursday morning.

“Collingwood can confirm that an incident occurred during recent interstate travel that required investigation by the club,” the Magpies’ statement said.

“As soon as the club became aware of the incident, it moved quickly to address the matter and during this process, the employee involved tendered their resignation, which the club accepted.

“Our focus remains on supporting all team members and ensuring our environments remain professional and consistent with the values we stand for.”

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Ladies & Gentlemen start your speculations

 

[Black Panther]

 

[Cam Payne]

Collingwood travel interstate now?

The Norther Territory is not a state, so technically, no they do not.

 

[bzparkes]

Why are they having a booze up on a training camp?

Still, you need to wonder what went through that bloke's head

I'm sure it'll have happened due to a 'mental health' episode, or something.

 

[Chris_6678]

Who is that dude>?

 

[Black Panther]

Who is that dude>?

He is was their Strength & Conditioning coach

 

[Toump Ass]

In an Instagram post last month, the club said the cultural immersion program was aimed at "fostering meaningful connection, deepening understanding and working 'Side by Side' with the local community".

To be fair nothing says cultural immersion deep connection and meaningful connection more than getting pissed out of your mind and rubbing your balls in a female employees face.

 

[Proper Gander]

Who is that dude>?

Looks a bit like an older Tom Langdon

 

[Toump Ass]

Even looks like a ****in' creep lmao

 

[BillyElliott]

He is was their Strength & Conditioning coach

He's the rehab coordinator.

 

[Corn Cobbers]

He's no longer at our club so it's not a "club scandal"
[Carlton logic]

 

[voorhees]

Why are they having a booze up on a training camp?

Still, you need to wonder what went through that bloke's head

I'm sure it'll have happened due to a 'mental health' episode, or something.

just waiting for that mental health card to be played.

 

[bzparkes]

In an Instagram post last month, the club said the cultural immersion program was aimed at "fostering meaningful connection, deepening understanding and working 'Side by Side' with the local community".

To be fair nothing says cultural immersion deep connection and meaningful connection more than getting pissed out of your mind and rubbing your balls in a female employees face.

They misread 'fostering' as 'Foster's'.

Simple mistake. Anyone could've made it really.

 

[Hollow Knight]

Their culture has taken a nosedive since Dyson Heppell joined.

 

[The Golden Glenferrie]

They named him fast.

 

[Beandip]

Like a soul patch isn't the biggest red flag in history...

 

[The Golden Glenferrie]

Like a soul patch isn't the biggest red flag in history...

Savour the flavour

 

[Mentallo]

Any idea who the alleged player involved might be?

 

[BillyElliott]

Any idea who the alleged player involved might be?

Hopefully that's kept private.

 

[The Golden Glenferrie]

Any idea who the alleged player involved might be?

We will never know.

 

[Satan]

Carlton fans breath a sigh of relief?

 

[Rod Stroker]

Why are they having a booze up on a training camp?

Still, you need to wonder what went through that bloke's head

I'm sure it'll have happened due to a 'mental health' episode, or something.

I don't know the details, but what if she egged him on? what if she was ok with it?