Sidebottom's testicle

[sideswipe]

Bloody ground hardness. Shoulda punched a hole in the ground before rolling onto his tummy.

 

[Maggie5]

Only at Collingwood!

 

[jmac70]

Who the hell kicked him in the nuts? Unbelievable!

Get well soon Steel, new nickname is Old Iron Ball.

 

[Quicky]

What an injury! That would have sucked!

 

[Kirby]

Only at Collingwood!

It's like a Carry On film or the Benny Hill show.

 

[Peter Sidorkiewicz]

Interested in hearing the thoughts of soreplums about this

 

[Mukesh]

I blame the hard surface at the Holdem Center...

 

[The Royal Sampler]

Go home 2019, you’re drunk!

 

[FireKrakouer]

Sack Delorean

 

[Lockyer24]

Another injury at training

Thankfully we won the match and get the 4 points

Oh wait

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[joff]

Old Johnny one ball surely this is made up

 

[Thatsmyname]

No wonder Bucks is so testy

 

[Nicco_jj]

Sack Delorean

Underrated post

 

[unplugged]

Just cut it off and play! Seriously, what shit luck. Surprised no one noticed him rolling on the ground and training.

 

[Adz]

Out for the year.

 

[zhoung]

I think it’s time to bring bonds in as a sponsor, some of these might get him back on the track a bit earlier.
In addition maybe an attractive supporter to look after the Jatz cracker in the mean time!

 

[DinoSoar]

Jeebus, who the hell kicked Sidey in the nuts? Have we got bucking broncos in our team ...

 

[Frank Gallagher]

Still waiting for a freak gasoline fight accident though.

 

[LuckyLee]

Who kicked Steele in the nuts? My money's on The Bear.

Picture the scene at the hospital....

Surgeon: "Well Mr Sidebottom, you've ruptured a testicle. We'll have to perform an operation to fix it, which will take away all the pain and swelling."
Steele: "Thanks Doc. It hurts like hell, so whatever you can do to ease the pain would be great. But can you leave the swelling?"

[I'll show myself out.....]

 

[Hyakutake]

Clearly his steel reinforcement needs to be relocated groinwards

 

[Scritchyscroony]

Horrible. Sounds absolutely agonizing. Poor Sidey. Hope he's on the strong stuff to take the edge off that pain.

 

[ZEV]

Who the hell kicked him in the nuts? Unbelievable!

Get well soon Steel, new nickname is Old Iron Ball.

We had a teammate called Biro after a similar incident... when people asked why "Its easier than Bic Uniball"

 

[Good_Old]

Persoanlly I blame DeGoey's dog.

 

[Vedder]

ruptured testicle, may as well add it to the list i guess for this year

I am advocating for next season for all our players to be neutered

beforehand of course, all players to provide sperm to be frozen for future father/sons

 

[Frank Gallagher]

The boys are calling him Lefty.